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Congress braces for possible shutdown after Trump cancels $5 billion in foreign aid Source: Deseret News share.newsbreak.com/esd8lve4
Congress braces for possible shutdown after Trump cancels $5 billion in foreign aid Source: Deseret News share.newsbreak.com/esd8lve4
Thanks Pippa. You have a wonderful day.
"Amphibians and accountability" πππ ... that's so good I've got to sit and admire it for a while
By the time Trump is finished they will be nobody with a damn job. How are these people going to live? They got rid of every government program. WTF!!!!!!!
Trump administration fires remaining VOA workers Source: UPI News share.newsbreak.com/escks41n
Trump administration fires remaining VOA workers Source: UPI News share.newsbreak.com/escks41n
Me too!!! BRING ON THE LOCUST, LORD
Iβm rooting for locusts.
I'm going to my happy place today. I'm babysitting my 7 year old grandson for today and tomorrow. He brings me such joy i can't wait. I hope all you your have a similar day filled with joy and happiness. Let the light shine!!!!!
I'm going to my happy place today. I'm babysitting my 7 year old grandson for today and tomorrow. He brings me such joy i can't wait. I hope all you your have a similar day filled with joy and happiness. Let the light shine!!!!!
βRacist as hellβ: Trumpβs cabinet is almost all white, and he keeps firing Black officials Source: The Guardian share.newsbreak.com/es95tkna
Ron DeSantis Wasted $250 Million on Alligator Alcatraz as It Faces Closure Source: Fort Worth LLC share.newsbreak.com/es93dot7
[Video] Cop didn't recognize the most important judge π― #caughtoncamera #scoopz #police share.newsbreak.com/es92ylme
[Video] TRUMP VOTERS LOL share.newsbreak.com/es91r3cn
[Video] π¬β€οΈ #kids #happy #love #usa #fypγ· #funny #foryou #viral #scoopz #reels #video #fyp #fy #foryoupage share.newsbreak.com/es91edqv
[Video] IDIOT π€π€ share.newsbreak.com/es90sj0b
[Video] lol share.newsbreak.com/es8zipuk
We ask this not in malice, but in a desperate hope for peace, for quiet, ask for a new cycle that doesn't feel like the BOOK OF REVELATIONS. Amen, in the name of Jesus we pray.
And if all else fails, almighty God, we recall the wisdom of Jonah, we pray, you summon a great fish, perhaps a suitably gaudy, gold encrusted leviathan to just...take him on a 3 day journey of guilt reflection. Far, far, away from any TV cameras.
We remember your dealings with a stubborn Pharaoh, and how you turned the rivers to blood. We're not asking for that exactly...but maybe just turn his sprat tan solution a shocking shade of Nebuchandnezzar's blue? Let it be a sign.
If he persist we recall your cleverness with language at Babel O Lord, confuse his tweets. Let his speech suddenly fill with auto correct errors of biblical proportions. Let him declare his love of "covfefe" of kindness and a "hamberder" of humility, and may no translation on earth make sense of it
If that doesn't work, perhaps, a targeted hail storm? Smite not the people, we pray, but only the putting greens. Let every ball be lost in a crater of ice the size of a bowling ball. Let the ball spell out, "REPENT" in the seventeenth fairway.
Should he speak untruth, we pray you loosen the frogs. Not just any frogs, Lord, a plague of them. Let them rain down upon Mar-a-largo filling every gold plated bathrooms, golf carts, croaking a chorus of fact checks until the very air is thick with amphibians and accountability.
We ask not of vengeance, Lord, For that is yours alone. We simply ask for...a redirect. A celestial course correction. A divinely inspired CHANGE OF MANAGEMENT. And so, we humbly petition you to employ some of your greatest hits, the classic methods we've all read about in the good book
Let's be honest, your legendary flair for dramatic exists. We lift up to you a soul who seems to wander in the wilderness of his own making, a man who has, perhaps gazed upon one golden statue too many. His name is Donald. You know the one.
Good morning, peeps. It's time for the morning prayer. Please join. Let us pray. O heavenly Father, Archetect of the universe and Master of the plague, the flood, and the really uncomfortable rash. We come before you today with a humble heart seeking your devine wisdom
[Video] lol share.newsbreak.com/es8ywojw
[Video] Bro going off π£οΈποΈ#FirstVideoChallenge share.newsbreak.com/es8xyzng
We ask this not in malice, but in a desperate hope for peace, for quiet, ask for a new cycle that doesn't feel like the BOOK OF REVELATIONS. Amen, in the name of Jesus we pray.
And if all else fails, almighty God, we recall the wisdom of Jonah, we pray, you summon a great fish, perhaps a suitably gaudy, gold encrusted leviathan to just...take him on a 3 day journey of guilt reflection. Far, far, away from any TV cameras.
We remember your dealings with a stubborn Pharaoh, and how you turned the rivers to blood. We're not asking for that exactly...but maybe just turn his sprat tan solution a shocking shade of Nebuchandnezzar's blue? Let it be a sign.
If he persist we recall your cleverness with language at Babel O Lord, confuse his tweets. Let his speech suddenly fill with auto correct errors of biblical proportions. Let him declare his love of "covfefe" of kindness and a "hamberder" of humility, and may no translation on earth make sense of it
If that doesn't work, perhaps, a targeted hail storm? Smite not the people, we pray, but only the putting greens. Let every ball be lost in a crater of ice the size of a bowling ball. Let the ball spell out, "REPENT" in the seventeenth fairway.
Should he speak untruth, we pray you loosen the frogs. Not just any frogs, Lord, a plague of them. Let them rain down upon Mar-a-largo filling every gold plated bathrooms, golf carts, croaking a chorus of fact checks until the very air is thick with amphibians and accountability.
We ask not of vengeance, Lord, For that is yours alone. We simply ask for...a redirect. A celestial course correction. A divinely inspired CHANGE OF MANAGEMENT. And so, we humbly petition you to employ some of your greatest hits, the classic methods we've all read about in the good book
Let's be honest, your legendary flair for dramatic exists. We lift up to you a soul who seems to wander in the wilderness of his own making, a man who has, perhaps gazed upon one golden statue too many. His name is Donald. You know the one.
Good morning, peeps. It's time for the morning prayer. Please join. Let us pray. O heavenly Father, Archetect of the universe and Master of the plague, the flood, and the really uncomfortable rash. We come before you today with a humble heart seeking your devine wisdom
Hahahahahaha
π€£ππ Yes, they are. About as unfuckable and douche-y as people can get.
[Video] π«£π€¨ππ€ͺπ€π€―#VOTEπ share.newsbreak.com/es3nlskv
[Video] π«£π€¨ππ€ͺπ€π€―#VOTEπ share.newsbreak.com/es3nlskv
What a fucking liar
[Video] Remember when old man Trump was asked about the Bible? share.newsbreak.com/es3mwurb
[Video] Remember when old man Trump was asked about the Bible? share.newsbreak.com/es3mwurb
That's the biggest owl i have ever seen. Is that for real? That owl could swoop adults off to eat. Damn
[Video] Unexpected Friendship: Owl Gives a Stern Warning to a Curious Cat! π¦π #WildlifeWisdom #UnexpectedEncounters share.newsbreak.com/es3j1nu4
[Video] Unexpected Friendship: Owl Gives a Stern Warning to a Curious Cat! π¦π #WildlifeWisdom #UnexpectedEncounters share.newsbreak.com/es3j1nu4
They like Trump? WHY???
[Video] Oh man fun fun.. Hay TRUMPY lol de ping@s bro π²π²π€π€π€ share.newsbreak.com/es3fj1fz
[Video] Oh man fun fun.. Hay TRUMPY lol de ping@s bro π²π²π€π€π€ share.newsbreak.com/es3fj1fz
Are you shitting me??? This guy has and adoring crowd following him around while he cheats at golf? What a fucking asshole, seriously
[Video] Trump's Golf Controversy at Turnberry Revealed! share.newsbreak.com/es3dsact
[Video] Trump's Golf Controversy at Turnberry Revealed! share.newsbreak.com/es3dsact
Sorry, I just had to laugh. Great comeback
[Video] Naw that_s crazy πβ οΈ share.newsbreak.com/es3d2wht
[Video] Naw that_s crazy πβ οΈ share.newsbreak.com/es3d2wht
Whisper
[Video] The real Dog Whisperer π share.newsbreak.com/es3buovt
[Video] The real Dog Whisperer π share.newsbreak.com/es3buovt
This freaked me the fuck out. Is the grandma possessed? Time to move.
[Video] Grandson sets up camera to check on his sick grandmaβwhat it caught will shock you! π± #creepy #paranormal #horror share.newsbreak.com/es3avo6u
[Video] Grandson sets up camera to check on his sick grandmaβwhat it caught will shock you! π± #creepy #paranormal #horror share.newsbreak.com/es3avo6u
Pedophile Trump
[Video] Maria Farmer's Bold Allegations Against Trump share.newsbreak.com/es377h45
[Video] Maria Farmer's Bold Allegations Against Trump share.newsbreak.com/es377h45
Mama ain't playing
[Video] "Choose your battles wisely"#UnpopularOpinion #CaughtOnCamera share.newsbreak.com/es3618wu
[Video] "Choose your battles wisely"#UnpopularOpinion #CaughtOnCamera share.newsbreak.com/es3618wu
This is adorable.
[Video] He found her ππ½π¦πΎπ€£β€οΈ share.newsbreak.com/es345lov
[Video] He found her ππ½π¦πΎπ€£β€οΈ share.newsbreak.com/es345lov
Yes, unfuckable douchebags.
Total quiet. Free of Trump and all of his minion dickheads.
So not only do churches NOT have to pay taxes, they're going to get YOUR tax dollars to boot. This seems like oh, I don't know, government establishing a religion in violation of the First Amendment?
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That's wonderful
The City of Atlanta is opening its first municipal grocery store today. The city is spending $3.5 million in partnership with a neighborhood grocery chain in an effort to eliminate a downtown food desert. www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
It's time for the people we pay to do their job ,get off their asses, and fight back like Newsome and Pritzker. Get the fuck out there. Quit being scared little boys and girls and fight like mother fuckers for the United States. We can't wait any longer. Now!!!!!
I hope people realize how absolutely fucked this situation is. This isnβt normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.
Hahahahahaha so funny, Sunny
I love it so, so cute. Thank you for sharing tweety
π₯ need a political break ? π₯ #Catsky #Dogsky #Kittens β₯οΈ
Oh my God, i would love to live there away from the racism, violence, and dictatorship going on. Total peace
Lovrafjorden, Norway Yes, I could. . . Easily, π
Yes he is Max. I have a sneaky suspicion this was Trumps plan all along. Hire the nutcase to kill the poor, disabled and the elderly. Just a thought
As I read it, RFK Jr is set to surpass gun violence as the leading cause of death among US kids.
Fantastic, Corey
Four months since my transplant surgery!
Very pleased to meet you Dark Liz.
Love when my skeets about shit like addiction and homelessness escape containment. People having a super normal one out there. If youβre new here, hi, my name is Liz and I have been through Some Shit in my life. Iβm doing great now but I have the Dark Knowledge, lol
πͺ¬π§Ώ There is no amount of money, oil, or gold in the world that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.
Hey Mark- Told one of my chiropractic patients about Cost Plus Drugs last week and your mission after he complained a skin cancer medicine was going to cost him $1700- He found it on your website for under $20- for real. Best project ever. @costplusdrugs.com
I'm down, count me in. Praise the Lord!!!!!
What if we established a tax-exempt Church of Democracy and sued the government for infringing on our religious freedoms when it does authoritarian stuff?
Me too!!!!
I would be beyond livid if he was my child!! Totally unacceptable!!
