Perhaps the national guard can be tasked with spotting mitochondrial challenged children after they’re done mulching.
Perhaps the national guard can be tasked with spotting mitochondrial challenged children after they’re done mulching.
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)
I also have to mention how annoying it is to get shit on for a random dumb joke reply. And you even showed up with the receipts! Take it easy man. Have fun!
Yea. I’m speaking more generally, as in recent posting, not this singular post. I miss the days of milkshake ducks and boatercycles, when the times didn’t call for funny people to be serious.
You know shit is getting bad when the hippo account posts politics. The shitposter’s canary in the coal mine.
Quote of the day: "Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough." -- FDR
It’s funny how these guys who would be the first to declare themselves Alpha males turn into fragile little babies when something as innocuous as a male cheerleader shows up.
Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
Exactly. It’s what got us here.
I don’t think they’re that dumb. I think they’re just evil and driven by greed and power lust. We need to get the microphone out of their hands.
This is a crazy video.
i find myself regularly reminding people that not one single German was severely punished for simply refusing to contribute to the Holocaust
First I see an attack from Laura Loomer. Then I see that you are in a relationship with The Tim Onion, and then I come to your feed and find a pic of you flipping off a transphobe. That’s a winning combo if you ask me. Donated. Go get em!
This cracked me up
We feed you. They hunt us.
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
So, to be clear, Musk has now admitted he funded a man he believes to be a pedophile to be president. And Trump has now admitted that he gave access to high level government secrets to a man he believes to be a big time drug addict. This should be *the* story on the Sunday shows tomorrow.
I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple. Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
Years of therapy, down the drain. Thanks.
They're literally doing the meme
love to have people arrested by a private shadow police force in my functioning democracy
Damn right.
If I had colorectal cancer I would absolutely refer to it as ass cancer.
Wait is Jesus his strategy for fixing the FAA?
This part
As though Veterans Day being on November 11 is just a random coincidence?
Siri, define unhinged.
Dear god let this man cook.
My painting LAKESHORE
it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
Old North Church in Boston last night on the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's ride.
Made me very happy hearing Love Buzz played loud in episode 1 too. Top 5 song for me.
🏆 @rollingstone.com wins the Headline of the Day Award This is how it’s done. At least someone understands the assignment. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
This is high art
The biggest thing we need to do is let people know that the protests are FUN. Yelling fuck the man is fun. You will meet fun people. We also need to make them more fun. Bring grills like the French. Bring instruments like it’s Mardi Gras. Give people a reason to spend their weekend in the streets.
He’s got the “exploding” part right at least.
Toothfairy who takes your kid's teeth from under their pillow: cute, whimsical Toothfairy who gives your kid teeth for under their pillow: sinister, call a priest
Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings
Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons theonion.com/concern...
They’re gonna make Timothy Chalamet play all of them, aren’t they.
The reason that the US is locking up tourists for weeks in hellish detention centers rather than letting them book tickets back home is because the detention centers are owned by corporations. They are charging the taxpayers fortunes to cage these people, and making bonanzas off their suffering.
Not getting much attention, but the Senate GOP is about to start voting - to make sure banks can charge higher overdraft fees. Seriously. Good time to let your Senators know what you think of that.
Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
“Twain wrote, 'Patriotism is supporting your country all of the time and your government when it deserves it.’ “ -Conan O’Brien at Kennedy Center receiving Mark Twain award
NONE of this is normal
Share some of the best eyes in movies
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
A sobering article, but it's important to acknowledge the deaths that have been caused so far by Musk and DOGE. They're greedy and reckless, but also murderous. Stop Musk. Sell your Tesla. Dump your stock. Join a peaceful #TeslaTakedown protest or organize your own at TeslaTakedown.com
Do you think he understands that people hate him enough to use PTO to go yell at him?
We have to protect norms for when the face-eating leopards run out of faces to eat. Then these leaders will take a powerful stand! Yea!
So voting to diminish your own power is the solution? GTFO.
Inside each of us there are one, two, princes. They kneel before you.
one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much
“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”
I didn’t believe A Weasel in My Meatsafe could possibly be real. The more you know, I guess🤣
NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent. “It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. “A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.” @kyivindependent.com
This is what leadership looks like.
Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
No reason to believe he won’t do just that. If there’s one thing we can count on from this guy it’s that he is as honest as they come and would never sell out the working man. Especially not to enrich himself. Thank you, boat account, for recognizing this.
That video makes me feel sad.
Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter
look i know she ate a worm but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate
Goldman Sachs analysts : The money men saying the quiet part out loud Curing patients may not be a sufficiently profitable enterprise for biotech companies. Chronic disease is a far more beneficial business model www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...
This article highlights why more “crazy motherfuckers”are likely going to kill more extremely wealthy, “heartless, motherfuckers.” Society has reached the tipping point on inequities. Especially those leaving the masses to suffer and die. www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
Tyler Childers - Coming Down
Anyway here’s a cheerful piece about how the Sun will eventually destroy all life on Earth (but not by exploding, so, you know, there’s that)
me: I hate when I walk into a room and forgot why I went in there haha patient grabs my ankle: epipen
Way down in the hollow Where the river runs cold, It was there I first listened To the lies that you told. Rock Salt & Nails Dylan, but beautifully covered by Tyler Childers
starbucks barista: order for cathy lou cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
[meteor hitting earth] dinosaur: oh no the economy !!
Over there sits your childhood stuffed animal slowly losing atoms to chaos. Piece by piece he says goodbye. Piece by piece you join him.
Those things are very annoying. However, if your moment of zen is pumping gas, you need to stop everything you’re doing right now and go lay on some grass!
