Ghislaine Maxwell (probably): “sure, I’ll say Trump was a perfect gentleman *in exchange* for a pardon, a bucket of cash and a new identity.” Just my uninformed opinion, but I really don’t think that’s going to get anyone to ‘move on’
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Ghislaine Maxwell (probably): “sure, I’ll say Trump was a perfect gentleman *in exchange* for a pardon, a bucket of cash and a new identity.” Just my uninformed opinion, but I really don’t think that’s going to get anyone to ‘move on’
Is there an Epstein Client List? Honestly, no idea. Do I believe Trump would’ve lied there was one to fix the last election and has to backtrack now? Abso-fricken-lutely
THANK YOU! All these ppl coming here acting shocked or singling Jefferson out smdh say it louder for the ppl who wanna act like this hasn’t always happened and wasn’t always about power
The guys who hated masks sure do love ‘em for kidnapping ppl off the streets #abolishice
Them: Putin can’t be trusted Me: Putin can’t be trusted Us: Putin can’t be trusted Trump: I trust him, good guy Trump: He betrayed me!!! ME! International relations rely on the whims of a doddery fool, miles behind the rest of us
Sorry, but if I knew the names of a whole list of paedophiles, I would glady do jail time and tell the whole world who they are. Lawsuits be damned, these were kids
🤣 elon being all “crazy ex that will key your car” 🍿
I’ll give his whingy, whiny ass the Taco Bell prize if it will shut him up ugh
Delighted that Trump got exactly the military parade he deserves #nokings
Happy Father’s Day to the hubster. My sons and I met you and you told them you’d be honoured to be their father. The crazy 11yo girl we had later adores you. 15 years together, tbh, so do I ❤️
Happy Pride 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Month! Happy Black Music 🎼 Month ❤️💚🖤💛! Happy Juneteenth (June 13th-June 19th) 🙌🏽✊🏽✊🏽❤️💚🖤💛🙏🏽 #FreedomDays Free Palestine 🇵🇸!!! Free Sudan 🇸🇩!!! Free Haiti 🇭🇹!!! Free The Congo 🇨🇩 !!! Free All Marginalized People!!! #TransLivesMatter 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🙌🏽 Free Yemen 🇾🇪!!!
It’s all good training for when his wife realises what he tweeted; he’s having his kids every weekend and every other holiday
(Almost) can’t believe I’m saying this, but the WH is not for shooting The Apprentice: MAGA special. It’s kinda heartbreaking, tbh
Really not looking forward to right wing crowing at Biden’s illness :(
View from my house 🥰
Has anyone ever gifted you a plane?
Of course that criminal committed crime, and - given the shit he’s already done - he will get away with it
Who could’ve possibly known the Idiot King would row back tariffs?
Aaron Burr would’ve shot this mf and not missed 🤭
@antifapuddinpop.bsky.social called parts of the US “Maganistan” and holy shit, that’s a great pun!
Trump says his tariff policies will ‘never change.’ I’m looking forward to next week when they absolutely might, on another demented whim
Tariff threat backfires, he’ll row it back. He craves the spotlight. The news cycle. Instant gratification. This isn’t just mere narcissism, it’s megalomania
Historians of the future trying to write a serious PhD of our times will need so many ssri’s
Waste of time demanding Hegseth et al resign. President Evil doesn’t give two shits about anything
Countdown’s on to Trump saying something inflammatory/crass/racist/stupid/all of the above to distract media from Signal disgrace
“Don’t hire drunk abusive White Supremacists” is solid good advice for any job
Government everywhere: usually, we will depose monarchs, boot out political leaders if we feel like it or need to. USA: we are the land of the free, where presidents are sacrosanct once elected
Someone tell the Fetid Orange Scumbag that a tariff on Guinness etc just before St Patrick’s Day is a stupid idea. He’ll back down, the guy is floppier than overcooked spaghetti
“Flippity, Floppity! Let’s Ruin The Economy!” Trump at Hogwarts, probably 😆
Didn’t see a single “whatabout men??” post on IWD, and - my god - it’s refreshing. Despicably low bar tho 🤔
I super hope Musk spends every last dime he has failing to go to Mars. And then NASA does 🤭
Ytppl yet again expecting a Black woman to do all the heavy lifting, without lifting a finger to help. Same as it ever was…
Lloyds bank app not working across UK on payday, I have tonsilitis from hell and tweets are promising ivermectin cures measles. Happy Friyay?
Trusk are so f-d up that I wouldn’t put it past them to hire Andrew and Tristan Tate to manage Dept of Transportation
X is now like an article in an old school porn mag: there may be reasons to open the mag, but the quality of penmanship, accuracy, wit or truthfulness in the writing aint it 🤭
Trumpocracy somehow even worse and more stupid than expected and it was a bar lower than Boebert’s GED scores
#FAFO
Putin tells Greedy Guts there are resources in Ukraine. King Stupid sees $$$ and thinks he (The American Empire) could exploit them via Nepobaby Kushner. Putin gets Ukraine. Can’t make this shit up.
Remember the panic (and subsequent mockery) of ppl learning they had to pump their own gas? I miss those kinds of ‘scandals’
Housing shortage + sky high rents = tariffs on building materials What could possibly go wrong?
I would love to be in this one or the next or the one after that 😉
2025 all out there trying to make 2024 look good by comparison
Sadly, accurate
I hate his shoes I hate his hair His reasoning? Impaired I hate his mouth I hate his tan I hate his Concept of a plan I hate his picks I hate his dream Of an America Where he is King I hate his stupid Racist lies I hate his sexist White trash hires
Please add me 💗
Zuck on a mission to replace The Ketamine Kid, when the inevitable conflict between Mr Hyperactivity and the World’s Laziest Orange Shitstain happens. Popcorn at the ready 🍿🍿
Jimmy Charles’ National Anthem really hit all the bum notes 😆 another bad version to add to the list
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels *funny not included
Husbands hasn’t bothered getting me a pressie again. I’m SO looking forward to him opening his brand new PS5 😆 yeah, i know it’s petty and weird to think this is funny, but i really do!
Awwww! Thanks Santa, I love those! I must’ve been extra good 🤣😉
Gaudy Sky #ArtAdvent
Lovely way to start the day 🎉
#ArtAdvent Day 4, seaside sky sunrise
Not a photographer at all, but I do live in a beautiful place so I’m joining in! #artadvent
Casablanca with Kermit and Piggy please
Nice one, @fucktrumpp.bsky.social 😅
We all want one 🐉🐦🔥🐲
Subtlety is thankfully not their strongest suit 😆
This is true (unfortunately) 🤣
Xitter: Bots, ads, assholes, money and AI 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 Bluesky: Authenticity, connection, reassuringly human interaction 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
10yo daughter has rediscovered The Wiggles if you were wondering how my day was going 🙉🙉🙉
Reasons to dislike the ad/logo: they are genuinely bad. Not Reasons: “The Indians”, BIPOC existing. Hoping the company goes bust. Bet his racist little hate-rant wasn’t filmed in Clacton
Hegseth: police report’s out there. Hopefully also Gabbard, she is woefully unqualified and talks bollocks. Nobody in intel will trust her.
Matt Gaetz withdrawing as he doesn’t want to be a “distraction” ohhhh Matty, someone’s got that report!
Columnists today pre-writing their “Bidenomics wasn’t so bad, actually” op eds for maximum publication readiness when the market crumbles 😑
I thought this was a Booker T Washington quote?
@lepapillonblue.bsky.social nailed it.
Ian Hislop, "There's the face of a man who has won without cheating, and he couldn't believe it" #HIGNFY Roy Wood Jr, "Yes, that is correct.. The historic US election which has put the first woman.. Hang on... The first convicted felon into the White House"
My then 2yo son popped our tv remote in my uni study bag, in case I wanted to watch tv 🥹 I found it outside their restaurant 🤣
Wont this make an awful lot of people… unemployed?
Tomorrow’s Torygraph Headlines: Starmer SNUBS farmers… Starmer Off Abroad Again!… followed by Clarkson slinging a ton of ink, “Wont Somebody Think Of The Poor Millionaires? 😆
A few angry govan unionists.
48, I’ll let u steal my clothes 💖😆
It’s a photo op, so they aren’t eating. 12yo boy type sniggering, “oooh this’ll OWN theLibs! They’ll think RFK jr. eats McDonalds!!!” Predictably, a lotta lotta people fell for it 🤦🏼♀️
Fun Fact: Last Feb I slammed my car door accidentally amputating top of finger. It’s my right index finger. None of the surgeons, my friends or I could figure out *how* I had done it #inexplicablyclumsy
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When you figure it out, please play the flute. Your sound is beautiful 💖💐
😅 starter packs and too much time on my hands? 🤣
I think I had about four then 🤣
Exactly this ^
I don’t even like Tyson (sorry!) and I barely know who Jake Paul is and even I am rooting for Mike to knock Jake’s fucking veneers right out 🤣😅
Oh, if *only* you had said Northampton Saints 😆
Trump’s kakistrophic picks have all been roundly and rightfully condemned in less than 24hrs. And I’m here for it.🤭
Ohh there’s 67 days til inauguration. T’s narcisstic, rude and a backstabbing tantruming toddler: he’ll probably pre-fire his clown show long before confirmation 🤣
Re-reading over and over again. Always finding something new
Sumerian pottery, shitpost, oooooh! A corgi! 😆
Started today by dropping my iphone in the toilet, and it’s fine! 🎉
Food trucks. Not the cool kind, the State Fair/festival kind. Anything cooked in a tiny trailer that I may or may not live to regret makes me happy 😅
Xitter ptsd therapy #1: don’t just repost stuff, add a sentence. Post a cat pic. Show me your crocheted headband. It doesn’t have to be perfectly crafted or witty, you’re safe here 💐
The only saving grace about their ultra weird ‘marriage’ is her never wanting to go near the WH or him 😆
Which clown will the orange weirdo pick next???? Kevin Sorbo?
Yea… and a bloody choir of hooligans I wish would stfu 😅
