Look they gotta calm down the Joker
Gen X Potato, He/Him Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
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Look they gotta calm down the Joker
Way Way Waaaaaay too many people: Oh.....oh nnooooooo....
What the hell is wrong with bluesk--oh shit I'm on Discover
Me presenting to Netflix: --so these five multi-cultural teenage girls are all trapped in a Hell-mall by a hairy wizard, but they're ALSO Robot Ninjas fighting zombies ALL THE TIME, and they all can summon a Pikachu. No not Pokémon, just one Pikachu named Ralph, but he has a gun--
I mean, most texts imply that both had the same source of creation so
Could we update the bodysuits? It's hard to get into body-hugging fabrics past 40, and the hockey masks just seem pretentious
He is not gonna shut up about it.
Look Eric Play guitar. That's what Eric do.
Well after getting caught up on Folding Ideas, Lindsay Ellis and Kyle Kallgren, I'm pretty sure we're either doomed or saved and I'm not sure which but I'm definitely emotional.
Oh yeah "the EwOks are FiNe if you have a GoD-ShApEd DroiD" we all can't afford gold chrome finish in this economy! The economy is in the tank since they needed to rebuild the Death Star!!
Apu voice: why would I want the majesty and wonder of Domineria when I could have the cold dead eyes of capitalism and the MCU glaring at me?
How do I say "what??" In Vietnamese?
You want signs of a recession? This neighborhood has hardly any oil barrels!! Look how small this giant hunk of meat in the wall is!!
See?? That's TWO things it said!! Possibly drunk when it said it but hey Parks and Rec guy!
Civil War said something!! I mean it said "war is apparently bad" but that's something!
As a Gen X and a video game need of my time, it has taken me a long time to accept that jump kicks are not the solution to every problem. But I think we should try a few more just to be safe.
HOW IT'S MADE: Angel Hair Pasta
That's not a terrible prayer in general.
That's everyone. Some terrible movie in THE FUTURE had a guy "send two factor authentication " to HQ, and I kinda had an aneurysm
Look you're not wrong but that's not generational that's just weird humans
Hey once we fix all the human rights thing and living wages and trains, can we please make a standardization of reviews? This "anything below 5 stars SUX!" element really bothers me and needs to change.
I remember sometime in November walking around my small suburb who had a street LINED with US flags and going "hehe if I saw this in another country I'd be really worried tee hee oh no tee hee. .." you kids need to understand the reason so many old people are like this is because of 9/11 it BROKE
Ok he's got until Tuesday. If he doesn't speak in front of the cameras by then the guy had a stroke and they're definintely hiding it. The important thing in all of this to remember is that even Trump knows JD Vance would stab you in the back for a bag of chips.
...so...Monica is a Force Ghost? Was she a Jedi the whole time?
My dad apparently channel surfed into the Battle of Zion mid way having not watched any of the movies. He and Mom had this exchange: "Honey look at this!" "What's going on?" "No idea but look at it!"
This would work, but my brain kept singing the words
Here let me just run a no safe search Google check and AAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMYEYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SEE?? there are dozens of us wanting this!! DOZENS!!
That's about the correct level of seriousness
Far too many times in my life my brain has thought too hard of "what if Disneyland and the Mall of America had a baby that was abandoned and turned into Necromunda". Like, I'll never really want or need to run a game where gangers fight animatronic Goofy Terminators in a Gap store, but...
Like Sir Pterry said, the falling angel meeting the rising ape. Our ape brains are not really designed for having the entire world in our pockets. Don't forget to take care of the ape half.
Looks like you got 8 balls of yarn, but only 4 ducks here, my friend!
youtu.be/jh09uIN6tl0?...
"When cave diving is excluded, caving cannot be considered a particularly dangerous pastime." Great lines from Wikipedia
*snapping Jets and Sharks intensifies*
I mean, maybe Absolute "Nine Foot Tall Axe-Man" Batman...
There's the shot of the hallway without any dolls, and I KNEW the next shot was just gonna be the same hallway, but with a doll. Getting closer...closer...
Duck in the alleyway of Old Fishmarket Close: Can I have a cigarette? #jokesforeightpeople
Sir you could be building hospitals and libraries and amphitheaters and housing for the poor RIGHT NOW.
Good job making my brain make "My old intel 486 trying to open a DVD of data confusion and pain" noises with this one.
*panicky* so everything in the house goes with the sellers, right??" Realtor: yes. Me: all the dolls, right?? Realtor: ...what dolls? *horror sting*
"I'll take 'Reasons to drink you weren't expecting in 2025' for $600, Geordi"
That guy is a Baseball Elemental
"K'prel, you're a Vulcan just shut up and give me a bass line"
But Brendel, if the FX costs were lower he would need to make less movies to move all the dirty cash that this obviously insane money laundering scheme quintilogy of movies is!
Ape brain not good at Cthulhu Scale problems. Cannot throw rock at problem.
*drawing and placing most of the tarot deck in an increasingly complicated web* I dunno it just looks like you got a lot of shit going on right now.
I don't now if it's better or worse that I don't think he INTENDS to destroy the nation, but thinks that everyone else SHOULD HAVE BEEN doing this the whole time. Is it worse to be Hitler, or just a Always Sunny Character in a Hitler Mustache doing the same things?
You know how something sounds cool when you're 15 but then you see it in real life and it just feels sad?
This is it. I truly believe that Trump thinks all presidents have been kings, and he was just the first one "smart" enough to do it that way, but he doesn't understand WHY anything happens so it's just "well they have a bunch of rich shit on the walls and purges why can't i?"
That's worth billions.
"I have dozens of fans! Dozens!!"
If we're only gonna have five websites, stay in your lane. I don't want short vids in my long video page, and shit posting memes should stay on the shit posting site. This is how History Channel got embarrassing
*raises hand in vexology, pauses* Well I'm glad you like it. *grits teeth in 'it could be better'*
Well. She's definitely confident. And has enough time in her day for a lot of hair product.
I assume a third very tiny hamster is under the hat? Who does not cook and has no idea how?
I mean, when mtg is slamming every franchise in it and MCU is just EVERYONE STARS IN IT and the world's richest worst person feels he needs to pay someone so he can claim he's a "l33t Gam0r"...I get it. As usual, it's not the thing it's the humans.
Still can't decide if this cracker barrel thing was one renovated store and five minutes with an AI art tool to make a billion dollars in advertising and brand recognition
I mean if you could handle this yeah dark purple should be fine.
I keep saying in 20 years this nation will be 15 really cool cities connected by high speed rail with Mad Max Christians in between.
I admit I was a lot happier when I thought this was just a chatroom for people with the last name Gaylor or something.
ThIs iS tHe FuTuRe oF DeSiGn
Dr. Immortan: do not let the babies grow addicted to vitamins! It will take hold of them, and they will resent its abscence!!
So uhhhhh not to be that guy but if you need weekly testing that's not technically a harem
In black and white cursing Neptune's wrath because of lobster? Naked in the woods while your wife dies? Threaten to blow up a cruise ship? Trying to murder the owner of a Hotel by kicking him off a cliff??
Love this headline. Is it a battery problem? A weird glitch with the control panel? Velociraptors? Is the car a Transformer caught painfully in mid transformation screaming in agony? Is blood from elder gods dripping from the seams? All I know is Tesla Repair knows fuck all how to fix it
While discussing Game of Thrones online I found out apparently a lot of people didn't get that you don't actually want the Pokey Sword Chair that Cuts You and folks if that's our media skills fuggit let GRR drink margaritas on the beach.
Sales protip: do not start with "our food isn't good".
...look I'm not going to make any assumptions about your age, but as someone who voted against that man twice let me tell you Bush was absolutely a threat to our democratic foundations and the only reason he wasn't the biggest threat at the time was Cheney was VP.
As long as I am not the one doing the risking, the risks are outweighed by the rewards bear cavalry.
I see it's Mr Burns asking Lisa "My God, are you always on?" Day in political Blusky...
Look man, I know that there's gonna be plenty of Imperial Star Destroyers after Luke blows up the Death star, but hey now they don't have a Death Star. We're gonna have to take some wins and some joy here to survive.
"You float-a like-a featha, That givesa me-a a cape!"
We don't have to talk about this yet. This doesn't have to be a thing. We can stop The Eternal Primary. Please stop.
That he looks like a South Park Canadian isn't helping. "Hey Buddy! I died for your sins, beep beep!"
If you got this joke don't forget your advil.
Yeah. The Crowds. Jenny and George Crowds. That's them waving the flags.
My guess is statistically that's just the most common color so it falls back on it.
You're talking to Virgos WE KNOW THAT WE HAVE A PLAN FOR IT.
This is my emotional support Mana Potion.
We will record your life. We will Vibe Think for you.
I think Jesus really screwed up not having anything in his sermons about "Hey, Invest in Apple" or "President Lincoln should not watch any musicals or plays".
Yeah, you can't go back to killing monsters. The third one should have been "Riddick invades Hell, kills Death".
...ok look I'm not gonna yuck anyone's yum but we gotta figure out a better word for "here's a word now do something" instead of "game".
I'm just saying that according to the rules and requirements they're looking for, Hannibal Lector would be an excellent candidate for being given a Green Lantern Ring, and you all can do with that whatever you want.
The smallest size would be like XXXL JUMBO MAGNUM SUPREME EXTRA SAUSAGE and it would get worse.
Because there's a lot in life that makes you angry, and it'd be nice to ve a bulletproof quisenart that moves at Mach 3 to do something about it.
Like I told my therapist, I'm getting a handle on the irrational feelings, but the rational fear and worry is trickier
Well I don't have answers!! Ask spellchecker to fill guru this outfit SUNDAY US A BUTTER
...COCHISE??
It's like watching one group try to sell brooms while the other one only comes out with Crack cochise once a year.
"C'mon Harry! We've got to hack this Gibson!"
Boy Scouts, look--you gotta up your game. The girls are kicking down doors with Samoas and thin mints, and you bring popcorn?? Gourmet ice cream, t-bone steaks, craft beer and single malt scotches. Get your head in the game man.
If only culture would cater to me, a cisgender straight white male with a vaguely Christian background. Praying to God that one day I can get between 1-47 presidents like me and maybe a church on every corner and a Highlander reboot.
Look I ain't writing no future story phones or easy to access facts!! It's the year 2077 and we're basically in 1947!
This famous line and more from the classic masterpiece, "Big Leggy Eating Albino Whale Guy", by Herman and the Munsters.
Yeah we drank from a hose and were ignored and unloved by our parents and half of us have lead poisoning and every show was a commercial and the internet tells me I can brag about all of that instead of going to therapy!! [/Carl from ATHF]
Magic is dumb except when it works.
Sara Hinkely's Lawyer: She means that one scene in the HBO Penguin miniseries, your honor.