Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably why Trump hired her...besides for "those lips."
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Probably why Trump hired her...besides for "those lips."
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad it won't stop their deportation. The Supreme Court seems to have given Trump a waiver he can use to ignore all constitutional protections and judicial orders.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
Maybe the president's recent dearth of public appearances and the inability of the press to reach him are intentional distractions from...EPSTEIN! Isn't it now about 6 months since Pam said she'd release the files?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Because the Supreme Court has given the president carte blanche to do whatever her chooses, whether it violates the constitution or a court order. Somewhere, I'm certain someone is spinning this as, "They came here unaccompanied; their parents need to know where they are so we returned them."
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe it's SUCH an emergency that he can't wait for Congress. (Or has he used that excuse already? I can hardly keep up.)
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't we see still photos of him leaving the White House for this outing along with his granddaughter? Did she golf with him? Who drove the golf cart?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd bet if you asked Trump, "Of all the court orders-- and Supreme Court orders--you've defied, which was your favorite one to diss," he'd say this one.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree w/ you & you too, @jjdianem.bsky.social. Both ends of the consumer economy will be affected. I think CNN focused on high-end brands because premium/popular products pushed by pop culture influencers are best known & sure to get readers' attention.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
For some reason, this reminds me of the time I actually saw a hovering vulture fly down to a fast-food restaurant and perch on the roof, nearly over the door.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
It sure ain't coincidence! Next, Trump will nominate her for the MOH.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
If Republicans in Congress would just see this for what it is, maybe they'd reconsider giving up their authority.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
Trump said something truthful... [swoons in disbelief]...He reportedly said "in politics, looks don't matter." He's the living proof of that. Instead of his name, that statement would be the ideal nameplate on his presidential portrait.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
So sad to hear this, and everything this administration is doing to alienate our two countries.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
Time for the DOJ to try to indict the ham sandwich.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Time for the DOJ to try to indict the ham sandwich.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
As in "Hitler made the trains run on time?"
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Does this mean RFK Jr. wasn't the "piss czar"????
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
#Meme of the day! (Bluesky needs a "chef's kiss" emoji.)
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
If we have a lot of "violent fish that have come from Canada," I guess the government will next start deporting Canadian citizens.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
"Should" is right; however, he's demonstrated for years, in many ways that have been painful for others, that he is incapable.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
Lest we forget...#Epstein!
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
That, until midterm elections, will have to suffice as the power of the people to rule themselves. May all who serve in obedience to their oaths have strength & courage to see us through.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Good thing for them that Elon's a genius...
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure that's true for some. Though I find much to criticize in organized religion, I am Christian & have much respect for all believers of any faith who have a sincere regard for the wellbeing of fellow humans & our world.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Feeling sorry for them also because their real duty (not following orders from a power-grabbing dictator-wannabe) is a vital part of security for their communities and our nation. Sad to see them misused as a petty politician's private police force--or as his sanitation workers.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I just can't grasp why Trump's "beautiful Christians" bought his gibbing about never having to vote again if they elected him.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Yikes! Memo to the American Legion: Better stop those flag retirement ceremonies.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
But MAGA will say no, Trump isn't sending the Army after YOU, he's sending it after THEM.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
In much the same way, I suppose, as children of abusers don't learn that isn't a normal way to live. They're victims twice: of abuse (physical/mental) and the ignorance they live with because they know no other way. Thanks again; it will make for thoughtful reading.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, Trump's ethos distilled and bottled. I appreciate it and look forward to reading the details.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I'm familiar with both. The link would be helpful; please post it. My approach in using it would have to be less, as you say, "annoying," but the uncomfortable conversations are necessary since probably many neighbors don't even personally know a Black person.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
My community is complicated in that social class & education are big factors compared w/ race bcz so few POC live here. W/ big majority white GOP, lower-middle-class/blue-collar, less educated, understanding the root of their indifference is vexing but necessary to try to change minds. How to do it?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
2/2 Saw the indifference of white voters here in 2016, when in more than a few instances people came to the polls who hadn't voted in years. BTW, most white voters here are in blue collar jobs, w/ many educated professionals too. Those educated folks I see at protests.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
1/2 That goes to show how my view is skewed by my community: mostly white; few Latinos in roles other than service industry or agriculture; some Asians in health care, and few Blacks, mainly in middle-class or service industry jobs, some professionals in social service, gov't jobs.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta convince the folks ID'd in my reply to you a few moments ago. But they don't hear/don't want to hear/can't grasp the danger. Dem base? Educated boomers, primarily women. Your thoughts? Who would you say? And how to address the issue w/ them?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
2/2 And one of Trump's only two talents is the ability to convince these folks that all of the US's problems are caused by Dems. That's how we got here to begin w/, "Make America Great Again." He set a phony philosophical fire so he could be a hero putting it out. The other talent: inciting hatred
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
1/2 Yes & in my area many white people were taught for generations that Democrats are evil. Many seem to think this destruction of our gov't doesn't affect them and so tolerate it. They'll feel it in time. Some, especially the less educated, admire Trump for his supposed business acumen.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
It does take everyone to challenge this. Nearly all of the people I see in our rural area who protest Trump's & the GOP's actions are white. But as you say, more voices are needed. I wish more of our Latino neighbors here were joining the protests, but it's probably too risky.
paulpro (@mariopro.bsky.social) reposted
Look what the cat dragged in open.substack.com/pub/deadder/...
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
Unless he is found to have actually participated in the abuse along with #Epstein.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
When the definitive biography of Donald Trump is written, it will likely say this about his post-presidency years: "He spent the rest of his life denying unproven allegations that he engaged in illegal sexual activity w/ young girls as a friend of convicted sexual predator Jeffrey #Epstein."
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reposted
When the definitive biography of Donald Trump is written, it will likely say this about his post-presidency years: "He spent the rest of his life denying unproven allegations that he engaged in illegal sexual activity w/ young girls as a friend of convicted sexual predator Jeffrey #Epstein."
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't criticize anyone who feels unsafe & leaves their country; all asylum seekers deserve a fair review. I do criticize Trump personally inviting White immigrants while deporting 1000s of nonwhites, urged on by racists saying White citizens are suffering a "great replacement" by people of color.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Remembering how Trump recently imported a group of White South Africans, I've gotta ask, will race be a factor in this review?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Lordy, I hope Cadet Bone Spurs won't be armed!
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me guess: In a garbage truck, while wearing a fast food joint's apron so they can drop him off at a window, where he'll dispense french fires. That schtick no longer works, #Epstein bro!
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
Let me guess: In a garbage truck, while wearing a fast food joint's apron so they can drop him off at the window, where he'll dispense french friesm.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
When the definitive biography of Donald Trump is written, it will likely say this about his post-presidency years: "He spent the rest of his life denying unproven allegations that he engaged in illegal sexual activity w/ young girls as a friend of convicted sexual predator Jeffrey #Epstein."
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
Lest we forget #Epstein.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
And yes, I'm shouting, because this message deserves to be shouted: TRUMP'S IGNORANCE IS AN INSULT TO ALL WHO HAVE MADE AMERICA GREAT AND AN OBSCENE DISSERVICE TO THE GENERATIONS THAT WILL FOLLOW US. 2/2
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
WH spokeswoman: "Framing American culture as inherently violent imperialist or racist does not reflect the greatness of our nation or the millions of Americans who have contributed to its progress." Here's the truth: OVERCOMING SUCH INJUSTICE IS THE HEART OF THE PROGRESS THAT MAKES US GREAT. 1/2
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't forget North Korea.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
WH spokeswoman: "Framing American culture as inherently violent imperialist or racist does not reflect the greatness of our nation or the millions of Americans who have contributed to its progress." Here's the truth: OVERCOMING SUCH INJUSTICE IS THE HEART OF THE PROGRESS THAT MAKES THE USA GREAT.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
His fallback position, assuming he doesn't win the Nobel Peace Prize, must be to hope for the MOH, the Victoria Cross, or the Croix de Guerre. If he can't be honored as peacemaker, he can be a war hero. (He must be terrified of the judgments of history that are looming.)
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Oopsie.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing will change unless Congress finds the will to act. And so far, most Republicans seem to easily resist voters' demands for accountability. Only the threat of losing an election will get their attention. Or maybe a 6-year-old will have to die in ICE custody at Alligator Alcatraz first. Sad.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
So much for rooting out dangerous criminals.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank goodness it's just a simple spelling error and not something that sent Ghida and the tattoo artist to ICE detention! Can't be too careful these days...
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
He could just wear his pajamas and show the world what an actual leader looks like. But with his country at war, we suspect when he manages to sleep at all he's wearing camo fatigues.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Why? A parking violation? Jaywalking?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. Sometimes it takes collective moral outrage to overcome a bully.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. Sometimes it takes collective moral outrage to overcome a bully.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
SSssssshhhh, don't tell them...
Fix it Dave (a Bednar)🇨🇦🇨🇦 (@lazydave.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Kompromat?
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
Good. We read a wretched story just the other day about ICE mistakenly grabbing and briefly detaining a 15-year-old US CITIZEN from his mother's car while waiting outside his sister's school. This should happen to NO CHILD, CITIZEN OR NOT!
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. We read a wretched story just the other day about ICE mistakenly grabbing and briefly detaining a 15-year-old US CITIZEN from his mother's car while waiting outside his sister's school. This should happen to NO CHILD, CITIZEN OR NOT!
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Why didn't she send in the National Guard???????
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
C'mon man, next time, throw a donut.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
Why, exactly, does a food server in a restaurant have to verify someone's sex for them to use a restroom?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Things like this happen because the only people who have rights are the people the President says have rights.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he say "Yet" or was it "Nyet?"
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe his handlers want him to think he's really going to Russia.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
I sense the looming end of another bromance.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
He must think that if he keeps doing it, he'll perfect it and people will be none the wiser. Instead, people have learned that all data he issues is suspect.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Because most people have only so much outrage available at any given time. There are too many justifiable causes to lavish it on--and so many new ones being perpetrated daily--that no one a) can keep up and b) has the energy.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! Anyone think this means Putin is in a position to release the #Epstein files?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
I've now lost track of these daily shootings. Is there a publicly available calendar someplace where they're being tracked?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
2/2 Oh, but it just occurred to me: with the ensuing rise in crime in these jurisdictions, today's action by the President in DC is the answer. He'll just send in the National Guard.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
1/2 So while Texans' local police & sheriffs join ICE on raids @ farms & home improvement centers, who will be policing the communities they're supposed to serve? You know, arresting drunk drivers, "community policing," investigating crimes & accidents, testifying @ criminal trials. I could go on.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Won't the Texas GOP have to post mug shots of these "most wanted" fugitives to give potential tipsters a means of recognizing them? (And a means of enabling patriotic Americans who encounter these Texans in public to thank them for standing up for democracy?)
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
May be risky. Who's to say the Administration won't reinstitute debtors' prisons?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh oh. Is there a sense that *someone* may be about to take a chainsaw to the company? We hear that process *worked* elsewhere recently.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Just one more example of how this Administration is systematically dehumanizing immigrants.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Presumably as soon as the 2024 presidential election results were announced, all evil-doers fled DC because soon there'd be a new sheriff in town!
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, good, because every time the focus shifts from THE EPSTEIN FILES, we forget that he's the "law and order" president! So thanks, #POTUS for the reminder. Now about those files. Surely by now the 1,000 FBI agents have managed to have thoroughly scrubbed your name...
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
Hmmm, looks like the "law and order" president must be finished coming through the EPSTEIN FILES and he's ready to turn [our] his attention elsewhere. Guess we can expect their release any day now...
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, now I get it! He's the "law and order" president! Now that he's turning his attention to "other" crime, this must mean the Administration is done combing the EPSTEIN FILES for his name...
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, I'd consider signing up for Truth Social just to use this tool.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Right. And if the parents don't have the money to pay their credit card bill in full each month, then what they're doing is essentially relying on payday loans. Our rule of thumb: always treat credit as a convenience, not a funding source.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Because when all of life is a zero-sum game, you can only win by having it all.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
LEFT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has a tattoo in honor of a family member. RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Bingo! Came here this afternoon specifically to ask why we aren't calling it that. I mean, no one is expected to ever return from there, are they?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw this on another platform recently: "If it takes 1,000 FBI agents to scrub your name from the Epstein files, you may be a pedophile."
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm confused. Is this satire? Or a documentary?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social)
I'm confused. Is this satire? Or a documentary?
Steve Marmel (@marmel.bsky.social) reposted
Everybody is taking about how South Park mocked Trump. But have you seen what the did to ICE Temu Barbie? Puppy and Constitution killer Kristi Noem gets the deserved treatment.
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Because "somewhere" she was taught not to lie, so she couldn't claim that she isn't a cruel woman that shoots dogs and sics ICE goons on unsuspecting people?
Horselaugh (@horselaugh.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently he has ceased being Putin's useful idiot.