My hope for the announcement is "gender reassignment surgery"
Guinness World Record: Longest CVS receipt Preds/Titans/O's/Bullets *Icons may be fatter in real life.
215 followers 702 following 1,183 posts
view profile on Bluesky
My hope for the announcement is "gender reassignment surgery"
Still have my "defects to another country" future at 99-1
He'd have to be present and do some of the tutoring though, right? Seems like it would interfere with his criming. But, I guess Gus found a way to be on site at the chicken shoppe
I think that's Gav's backup plan for homelessness
The Big House, The 'Shoe, Kenan Stadium
Has UNC begun blaming the 1619 Project and Nikole Hannah-Jones for this loss yet? #TCUvsUNC
He'd probably fit at Blackwater
Bill is gonna have to make some third half adjustments #TCUvsUNC
On both of them
Hopefully everyone is busy gathering sugar to put in the MRAP gas tanks
Too Fast, Too Garyous
They should put his black helmet back on his head and reconnect his voice box
So. Central Rain The rest of Reckoning is tied for second
Genuinely curious: how many times has he ever said "in other words"? Doesn't he just use the words, whatever they are, whether or not they make sense?
So does he use CPD and state LEO to block the invasion? Do we have like a Million Man March of civilians blocking access from the Loop to River North to the lake?
Coulda stopped at reporting. 😀
Stuck in endless drafts? Most legal scholars waste 60–80% of writing time because they build without a blueprint. My new guide, Law Review Launchpad, gives you a 6-step system to turn ideas into clear outlines & publishable articles. 👉https://thetenuretrack.gumroad.com/l/aikclp
Both teams can rot in hell, but the play is over and a TD when he crossed the plane with control #ffs
Old. White. Man.
Dragging Arch in 5, 4, 3...
Dem leadership can stay in its Beltway bubble and let the field organize itself without their input
Ponch and Jon are on the case!
The Man of Aluminum Foil(TM)
Not if they are Texas fans, not today
So a different set of scammers than the "leadership" scammers that used to (still?) feature Rick Pitino and Rudy Giuliani?
Is this the sequel to the Troy McClure vehicle, "The President's Neck Is Missing"?
Vestiges of Urban Meyer, a pre-existing condition, a broader Opus Dei fanaticism?
Kids watching Ninjago S4 this morning, giggling as he rocks out to '50s rock: "Derek sucks!" Have they not yet realized that their dad is a Derek living among them?
"We all say 'Hail' because he keeps himself so clean."
Is Novovax still popular?
Unless my survey of YouTube Police v. Firefighter hockey/softball brawls has led me astray, how did the firefighters not axe their trucks and force them to fight them and/or the fire?
Who will break the news to Karoline Leavitt? How unhinged will her briefing be? Or, will Thiel already have had her shipped away?
Yeah, we want Chilly Willy!
My money is on: He defected
Couches will have more than the usual Labor Day discount
Summer in Vicksburg? Eh, it's not such a bad choice 😀
He's waiting for the anniversary of tanks rolling into Poland to shuffle off
BOOM! 😅
A fun thing about the kind of fascism we have is it's the kind where every little fief-lord isn't receiving top-own marching orders from the king so much as they are doing what they *think* the king wants, and then they get to present it to him and find out if they guessed right.
"I had never seen anyone virtue-signal so gracefully, so effortlessly. I was like, 'I have to work with this guy.'" 😂😂😂😂 Meet Cory Booker's (fake) political consultant, played by Zeteo's very own @heycapello. "No one does it like Cory." zeteo.com/subscribe
Isn’t this just a seminar?
Then she can fuck all the generals!
"First you didn't want to handover Greenland, now you don't want us to take Greenland?!?"
{ Jordon Hudson swooping in with a copyright infringement claim }
After learning of the corrected pronunciation, I'm hoping Chris Berman gives us a "Underage" Bijan Robinson @triumphicdhq.bsky.social @espn.com
Cheating on the random assignment? What is the process supposed to be? We can figure out how to compromise it
Save it for anticipated matchups or that rate above a certain level, but it is a great feature
Agent Johnson and Special Agent Johnson. No relation.
Countdown to "distraction" message from Schumerand Jeffries in 5, 4, 3, ...
The Brutalist architecture was prescient
Axes and picks to all their tires, stay and fight the fire with us, boys
Probably Bill Maher
"Here at the Whole Foods by Studio Theatre..."
I guess his supervision was less than {removes sunglasses} parfait
"Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again."
They have race car beds
A who? In a what?
Paging Gary Gulman and the world's greatest conTRACtor
He looks like the guy who used to fuck Kate Upton
Pros: More Fanta Orange at BK
Coming in 2026: Season 5 of Eastbound and Down
More importantly, we might hurt the machine's feelings
"You can see your prior authorization denials instantly! Watch as you are cut from Medicaid or your Marketplace plan in real time!"
Reminds me of a Del Close (maybe 80s, maybe further back) quote to the effect of: Humans are defined by their complete inability to not recognize patterns #harolds
Missed crossover marketing campaign for Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza
If only Tkachuks were on the list
I heard the sandwich had a fetal heartbeat, so the thrower will get the chair #TheRealVictim
How was the sandwich NOT charged in the Subway assault?
Send in RFK Jr and Malcolm Gladwell for a special Food Network television event
Who is Dior 47 in this clip? Is he plainclothes ICE or something?
"...but I did not speak up because it was a distraction."
So scrappy
Colorado Springs will launch the Air Force?
Kharkiv tonight. People chanting “Putin Khuylo”, which essentially means Putin go f yourself
I hear you can expect an untimely death or a tragic dismemberment to someone close to you
I'm sure Pete has been pulling all nighters working on a foolproof plan
In Warsaw, activists painted the pavement in front of the Russian embassy in the colors of the Ukrainian flag.
@benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org
What has the drum circle at Malcolm X/Meridian Hill Park been like
I'm against an occupation, but I kinda want to see the Chicago PD and Illinois state troopers throw down with the out of state (or even in state) NG.
idk man, fuck #84
Why isn't the Washington Football Team playing in kevlar and masks today?
Neither does half the administration, yet they all seem to have 3 or 4 jobs 😀
Is he secretly also the Saints GM? Would explain a lot
😅🤣😭
Beat me to it
Probably gotta beat the police state curfews
Heroes don't always wear capes
Has Operation Tire Slash begun?
I assume they posted this to make people feel better about their chances of outrunning ICE agents with a slow stroll.
This is the Ireland game? Anyone expected to defect? #TheOriginalTransferPortal
Barbie is kinda ok #TeamRaquelle
To add: Australian tween gymnastics series (A 2nd Chance movies/shows), though I like the kids adding variation to their Bluey/Aussie accents
Sky comma!
Are we sure we can't have a Megan Fox inspired Court?
This reminds me: can someone rehome all the bonsai trees from the National Arboretum before that gets destroyed?
