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That's it's been through fire, flood, and prohibition, and still came out standing.

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So many boys realized they were straight because of the Pink Ranger and so many boys realized they were gay because of the Green/White Ranger.

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Gen Zers will never know the pain of wasting one's allowance on an unbeatable game. 😭

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I grieve for the old Twitter. I dread the days when you get to the episode where they heap praise on Elon Musk.

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That last comment was awfully specific.

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The switching between tones :D

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To my knowledge, the only job he hasn't had is president. Surprised we haven't an anthology episode about fables with the Fisherman and his Wife but with him having Marge telling the fish to make him more wealthy and have more power to the point he wants to be God.

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Oh, my God! Her outfits!

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In an unrelated story, this month marks the 30th anniversary of the North American release of Sailor Moon. I loved Sailor Moon's North American transformation music during the first story arc (The Negaverse). www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqBZ...

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Also, the internet is a series of tubes.

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You and me too, brother. Let's a make a Reddit forum about it.

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Ain't life a bitch?

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Yannick Bisson and Chad Connell in Murdoch Mysteries - "The Rebel and the Prince". More pics at ropermike.com/trouble/Murd...

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Thomas Jane in Give 'Em Hell Malone (2009). More pics at ropermike.com/trouble/Give...

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Try playing any of the Persona games. I've been playing Persona 3 Portable the past few weeks. You're supposed to form social links (i .e. be a life coach for a bunch of basket cases) while being at the mercy of the Japanese school system. That's the true difficulty of the game.

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Thinks he's Eva Peron

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This makes me happy. All is forgiven.

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Greatest Marge moment

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How'd they get under the dome? Did they clear away all the debris blocking the hole that lead from the sandbox to the outside?

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Oh, good. Harold isn't fortysomething-year old Zachary Levi. Seriously, who thought that would be a good idea for casting rather than animating it?

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGWG...

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Me when I try to exercise

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Compass boobs

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"She hung up on me!" That line has been in my head for almost 20 years and I still love it.

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I so wish I could have sat in on the "throat singing" recording session.

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She was robbed because she gave the performance of her career.

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Did Julie Kavner get an award for this because this was masterclass acting?

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Dutch Homer got a potty mouth.

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Do you know where I can find some?

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One of the most clever gags in the movie.

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75th anniversary along with All About Eve and Disney's Cinderella.

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Bulge

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Could have been a worse tarot read. The Happy Squirrel could have been in the hand that was dealt. Pretty accurate with Homer being the King of Cups and Marge being the Queen of Cups, Bart being The Fool and Lisa being The High Priestess. And Maggie's a cute Grim Reaper.

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A movie that gets way too much flack. I actually liked it.

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Summer's not even officially over and it's already pumpkin spice time.

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Jizzferatu

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My mercy would be a nice cuddle session.

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I hear ya. Lost three members of my family to it and had one that was in the early stages. It's a terrible disease and I pray to God (which I know you don't believe exists and I'm kind of on the fence about it) that I don't get. As scary as it may be, I'd prefer to be taken out by a heart attack.

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Oh, if only I had a magic lamp with a genie in it, I would have it make that so. I would also wish for an Amazon Tablet that would enable me to witness any event in the past.

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Bart thinks he's in a Tennessee Williams play.

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So many things from this movie stand out in my mind and Homer flipping everyone off is one of them.

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What's with the Cinderella horror movies lately?

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The scene that stands out in most peoples minds thanks to the meme

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Is that Popeye the Sailor in back of you?

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Manly daddy ready to throw down. Also, your getup reminds me that I miss American Gladiators.

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The Simpsons really has been an oracle hasn't it?

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Didn't know you were a prison guard

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EPA!!!!

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And there's no damn gif on here of that cow getting bisected. Only memorable scene in that whole show.

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Will you be looking for your lost shaker of salt later?

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Stuperman

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And, thus, Stephen King got inspiration for a book

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Again, Marge is drop dead gorgeous with her hair down

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This also goes on in my mind whenever someone is trying to say something important to me.

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With the story mode like Soul Calibur 3 with job classes and the character creator options of Soul Calibur 5 (the only good thing about it). Also, and I keep saying this, bundle together the first Dead to Rights, kill.switch, and Urban Reign. If they want to add Breakdown, that's they're call.

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The barricade with all the kids painted on. I love it.

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Simpanzees

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Why must you take so long in getting rid of bad people, God?

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It's infuriating, isn't it?

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One of the most satisfying moments in animation. I'm not a cocoa drinker but I would loved to have some of Ned's cocoa, marshmallow and all.

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Nancy Cartwright being able to do winded and raspy Nelson is just brilliant.

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One of the best moments in animated movies

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If he's going to be in Heaven, fuck it, I'm going to Hell willingly

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Daddy Chris

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I couldn't think of better rescuers

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Behold. Thin men call them "pajama bottoms". Some don't even bother changing into regular pants even when going out in public.

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You're not morbidly obese, are you? For men, they're called "lounge pants", but we all know what they really are.

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You knew when you saw this, you weren't just going to watch a movie but experience something sent from the heavens!

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I've never seen such a half assed effort. I wouldn't be able to do an agile pull-up, but at least I would try and keep trying until I got it right.

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Then they're all going to need their owner's help getting back down.

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You broke my heart, Peter Quill.

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Yeah, its reckless but they are bonding and having a good time.

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Never knew Grandpa debuted on The Tracy Ullman Show

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Just The Suffering though I may play Resident Evil 4 (the original Gamecube version) since it's its 30th anniversary this year.

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This part has stuck out in my mind for almost 20 years.

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How Dan Castellaneta says "Especially you" is just delicious.

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Itchy's contemplating on what to do about Scratchy looks to be a reference to a movie but I don't know which.

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One thing you can say about these WB produced TV westerns is how hot the guys were. Not to mention the shirts they wore.

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Richard Cromwell in Among the Missing (1934). More pics at ropermike.com/trouble/Amon...

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Now they're stuck in a time without home air conditioning in one of the dullest states in America.

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Same

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This is what happens when we think of the children.

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Don't you be knocking Clippy, Ned!

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Why are Democrats pushing this clown forward and not J.B. Pritzker? I have some disagreements with the man, but he's a hell of a lot better than Gavin Newsom.

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And, thus, the GOP began their dastardly plot to destroy it and everything FDR did for this country.

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Dooneese in the back there

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I illegally downloaded Pink Flamingos and watched that. I wasn't prepared. No one could ever be prepared for what Pink Flamingos has instore.

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Fantastic voice acting by Dan Castellaneta here

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Ride the noble harness Raining cats and dogs

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Five second rule

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They would get their asses handed to them in St. Louis and Detroit. In fact, I hope that happens in the latter city since I doubt Trumpy-poo is sending anyone to a Republican led state.

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Slightly diminish a musical: Naughty

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Circum-snaked

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It's the same in Japan. They only get one month of summer vacation, specifically this month. I learned about that from playing the Persona video games which centers on high school students fighting creatures form the collective unconscious. And even then, they still have to do school projects.

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Simpsons predicting political Youtube before we were being inundated with it.