Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, what’s the timeline for the book on how the President went missing like a week after he had weird bruising on his hands?
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Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, what’s the timeline for the book on how the President went missing like a week after he had weird bruising on his hands?
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500. Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo. Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
All folks had to do… was vote for the super qualified Black woman — with a degree in economics. 🎓✊🏾
He’s wanted to declare martial law from day one. Bypass all checks and rule as a tyrant. Many have speculated how he’d do it. Now his gambit is clear. DC was a test. He’s using manufactured crime stats to send troops into blue states & cities. This is not a drill. Democracy is at defcon 1.
They gaslit you all throughout the election.
Parker is a true warrior with relentless spirit ✊ Parker was shot in the head in June.. she spent weeks in the hospital with a broken skull and a blood clot in her brain. Now out, she's back at the LA Music Festival.
“We need napkins and paper plates…”
Democratic Governors, what more do you need to see? WAKE UP. FIGHT. www.axios.com/2025/08/20/n...
Any business in our communities that welcomes this president tonight will be subject to an immediate boycott.
The clearest picture of corporate greed in this country is CEO-to-worker pay ratios. At the 100 lowest-paying major US companies, CEO pay averaged $17.2M in 2024. Median worker pay at these companies was just $35,570. That’s a ratio of 632 to 1. How can anyone defend this?
America: Universal healthcare creates wait times for healthcare. Also America: waits six months for a neurosurgeon consult and a year to get into a dermatologist…
There are no words for how much I despise the average American idiot. Scum of the Earth, selfish to the core, apathetic cowards.
If pundits would like to talk about violence, a terrorist recently shot up the CDC and another assassinated Democratic officials in Minnesota but they sort of let both stories disappear Not as threatening as motorbikes in DC I know but maybe we could circle back?
As food prices continue to climb, this is a fantastic time to learn how to cook with tofu! It’s an incredibly cheap and versatile form of protein. Lentils and beans, too, and they have the added benefit of being high fiber. Cutting down meat consumption will do magical things to your budget.
The next democratic administration should seize right wing media assets, liquidate them, and transfer the money to the National Endowment for the Arts. Then, give all that money to the creators of Strong Bad so we can have a positive shared reality again.
Saturday Afternoon Humor 🤪😜🤣
So let me see if understand how things work here in the United States. If you inconvenience a police officer with a harmless sandwich, you face jail time, but if you rape children and extort money from colleges, law firms, and corporations, you get a free $400,000,000 jet? Seems a bit off.
Folks. We will NOT win the midterms by not being trump. Dem popularity is in the tank. We must present a unified front of simple, easily digestible ideas/policies that will benefit working people. ALL PEOPLE. And we better start getting it out there NOW. Leave the fine tuning to when we are back in
VP Harris wanted to give first time home buyers $25K in down-payment assistance. Instead we voted for tariff and trade war and higher prices.
#NeverForgetTheEpsteinFiles
ANCHORAGE…
Her name is KaroLYIN' LEAVITT. Make sure everyone knows.
Throwing a sandwich at a cop: REQUIRES 10-PERSON TACTICAL TEAM TO AREEST IN FULL RAID GEAR (even tho subject wanted to turn himself in) Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: “Go home. We love you.”
To be fair, a large number of those “males” are averse to vegetables, so it makes sense.
Trump revoked Biden's executive order cracking down on anti-competitive corporate practices. This gives Big Tech, Ag, Pharma, and airline monopolies even more power to price-gouge and rip you off. CEOs have been kissing Trump's ring — look at what they're getting in return.
Prices: 🆙 Inflation: 🆙 Unemployment: 🆙 Don’t tell me you voted for the economy over the nice black lady with a funny laugh.
It’ll always be disgusting to me that a convicted criminal was given the power to issue pardons to his fellow criminals so that he can illegally buy their complete loyalty. I’ll never regret voting for the intelligent successful black female prosecutor.
I live around men with huge arsenals they collected to fight tyranny. Turns out “tyranny” is being asked wear a mask or kids having access to books or women having access to healthcare or gay folks getting married…
I think it’s Murkowski’s turn to pretend to care while voting. R’s will lose 1 vote in order to push the incompetent HF dude through.
Motley Cruise
#ReleaseTheCuomoList
He wasn’t shot. He didn’t win. He’s on The List! #EpsteinFiles #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
This is going to hit a lot of Americans hard. The price of lifesaving drugs is about to spike because of Trump’s tariffs.
Jasmine crockett preparing Texas residents for testimony's at the capitol.
Me three months ago:
A reminder that Dems went out of their way to NOT politicize their prosecutions of Trump. Garland dragged his feet. Biden kept his distance. And then they appointed a special counsel to look independent. All a waste of time. You can never appease the GOP. So why do Dems keep trying? ARGHGGHG.
Will everyone quit and roll over? The law firms, media companies, universities, government employees. Will you all cling to what you have and hope you can just ride it out, Republic be damned? Shame on all of you who don’t stand up, just remember we will never forget.
We told you they were going to do project 2025 and it’s 2025 and they’re doing project 2025
Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome. Love, Allison
It’s a good thing we have PaPaw Chuck, he won’t let this stand! JK - he’s the worst person to be in a leadership role as our democracy is picked apart by a convicted felon. We are so fucked.
Democrats uniting with Republicans to smear a qualified Muslim judicial nominee. I hate living in this time line.
@cortezmasto.senate.gov & @senjackyrosen.govpeeps.us, do you regret voting with Republicans to spike the highly qualified judicial nominee Judge Mangi, a Muslim American nominated by Biden who was subjected to a racist smear campaign? Let us all know, please. This is why we have Emil Bove.
Bove is going to be the new Clarence Thomas, but worse (until he gets elevated): A petulant, vindictive asshole who is going to use the bench to make up for his moral emptiness and deep sense of inadequacy
The most interesting thing about the EU “deal” is that the US president, a 34X felon who was found guilty of sexual abuse, is trying to cover his other wrongdoings by pardoning a convicted sex offender and child sex trafficker.
Why is it so hard for so many people to condemn pedophilia and/or genocide?
Don’t blame me, I voted for the intelligent successful black female prosecutor and instead people wanted the felon who is currently golfing in Scotland as he destroys the United States.
I don't think most Americans realize how hard tariffs are about to hit them. The combination of 1) escalating tariffs, 2) companies slowly passing the cost to consumers, and 3) the repeal of the de minimis exemption in the Big Beautiful Bill, a lot stuff will be more expensive in 2027.
Because I love you guys and don’t want you to think everything is all death. The following are Summer drink recipes that’ll make you wanna learn Spanish. First is horchata. /
Russia was never a hoax The 2020 election wasn’t stolen Tariffs are a tax on you Haitians didn’t eat pets The Epstein files exist
Funny how all that protect women’s sports energy went out the window as soon as WNBA players showed up with T-shirts bringing awareness to the lack of financial equity they have in their league.
Using a loudspeaker to announce ICE ✊🏽
Dem Party: We are spending $20M to figure out how to talk to male voters. Mamdani: Save your money. I have +45 favorability with male voters & +73 with men under 45. Endorse me. Dem Party: No way dude. Now—why is our favorability is -54? Let's spend $20M on wealthy consultants to figure it out!
It’s so infuriating. And we have Manchins, Fetterman’s, Lieberman’s, and Sinema’s to halt progress.
When Republicans get power they do whatever they want. They dont care about polls or the courts or the rule of law. When Democrats get power they worry about pissing off Republicans who will never vote for them.
This has always been the GOP's strategy: 1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves. 2) Explode deficits 3) Use the debt as an excuse to demand cuts to vital programs that help millions. 4) Repeat.
I think this is the best review ever! And I’m going to watch this weekend.
One thing we have learned is that homelessness in America was 100% a choice. If we can stand up housing for detainees all over America in a matter of months, we could have done so for the homeless. We demanded far far too little from our Democratic leaders. We should have demanded they do more.
it is so, so important to remember how much of the horror we are currently enduring came about because a small cohort of terminally fragile adult babies couldn’t handle being criticized on Twitter
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Nor will I.
Too bad Gilibrand doesn’t treat 47 like the staged photo of Al Franken…NY has some rather feckless leaders.
Welcome to the USA of 2025, where condemning genocide is deemed antisemitism and can get you deported, but building concentration camps and calling bankers ‘Shylocks’ doesn’t get condemned by the news media at all.
Just reposting. He deleted it. I have it.
‘Morning…Mourning 🌺💔💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💔
What, exactly, are we celebrating tomorrow? Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy? Our new concentration camps? Our dying economy? Our ditching due process? Our corruption? Our broken legislature? Our corrupt SCOTUS? Our ridiculous buffoon president? #FourthOfJuly
Expect "election integrity" reform ahead of the 2026 elections and ramping up of manufactured "threats" by Trump and Republicans. If you think they won't pull off "martial law" as a way of delaying and punting the election, well, you aren't paying attention, friends.
pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
Congrats to Lisa Murkowski on voting for a bill that she herself admitted was not ready in hopes that the House would change it. Now it’ll become law. She had the power to stop it, and instead chose to become complicit. That’s her legacy.
I admire your optimism…
The stupid fucking idiots that held us back as a class always vote for the stupid fucking idiots in the GOP because freedom! Those stupid fucking idiots always crash the economy. Took 50 years, ironic this is the last time we can put freedom and 4th together…and now we’re so fucked.
Yes, we warned about all of it last year. Every last detail, every policy. Watched every rally speech, every interview, every campaign video. Posted thousands of clips about it all. Most completely or largely ignored by legacy media. And yes, it is going to get much worse.
I wish Democrats would fight as hard against Donald Trump as they do against Zohran Mamdani.
The Jan 6 insurrection should’ve been the red line resulting in the orange felon being sent to prison, yet he was given full totalitarian power over the govt. Congress died when they chose to let him and his 147 insurrectionists in Congress get away with it.
Billionaire tax cuts are a policy choice. Cutting healthcare for millions is a policy choice. Cutting food assistance for children is a policy choice. Taking from the poor and giving to the rich is a policy choice. Make no mistake: Trump and the GOP are choosing to do this.
If we need someone to recite the ABC’s in grand fashion he is the guy. When it comes to fighting for democracy, what a disappointment.
Hornet/Wasp spray is legal in all 50 states.
It’s a good thing we have a deal maker in office! Just kidding, we are so fucked.