An excellent choice of record with which to extradite the critter, if I might say so!
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An excellent choice of record with which to extradite the critter, if I might say so!
Feckin' love the Profanisaurus. Still making me chuckle after, ahem, 35 years?
Why does my brain remember the beeb.com advert from 25 years ago ffs youtu.be/MOgsTudF-_k?...
That sucks, I'm sorry. This current SR rotation isn't helping! I hope it lifts soon.
It was so surreal! I have a memory of Sally Phillips just shoving cake into Alex's armpits at one point - was that a dream? And Bob is of course wonderful, though nothing quite beats his story of Pork Chop Johnson on WILTY.
Sometimes you have to feel bad to know what good is like. Peace out ✌️
I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
Proper cartoon cat pose that 😂
Brick thrown through your window? Call Al's Glass!
Have belatedly realised the @professorunwin.bsky.social is here! Deep joy and followly Fridale! #ff
Can't wait to see Meta's AI trained on these pearls of wisdom 😂
It's all fun and games* until someone loses an eye to the support dowels. Abhorrent tbh. *It isn't.
Relatable 😂
Clicked looking for Jazz Club comments. Comments did not disappoint 👌
I'll just leave this here: www.theguardian.com/world/2022/s...
Wow. One for @privateeyenews.bsky.social perhaps?
I've always used Lens, it works pretty well! apps.apple.com/gb/app/micro...
Haha, were they looking grumpy already?
Very good article, makes me realise how much I just take this stuff (Google) without thinking and sad for how things could have been. I switched to Ecosia a little while ago but will give this a try too!
Mine were Jackdaws too - an entire clattering of 20+ adorning the church roof!
Thanks everyone for picking up the mantle. Just one extra person per current signatory to sign and we will get to 10k. Then we’ve got a significant figure from across the UK to put to GVMT, DCMS, OFCOM and broadcasters. (See map) Plural coverage now. Sign! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
Ha! Love it - you've excelled yourself here 😂
Oh this one nearly caught me out before! Wordle 1,504 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Congratulations Richard, an amazing achievement! Coming up 2,000 on DNR too, incredible. My question would be: how do you stay motivated and disciplined enough to keep not one, but two shows going with that unwavering regularity and quality? Here's to the next 1,000!
Fine words to live by - good luck!
Alt text on point 👌
Haha - best show on the radio!
It'll be worth it - just a few more days! It's very hard, but you can eat as much cheese and bacon as you like so there's that.
That is ridiculous 🤯. What a lovely photo!
Some good news at last? I've seen many, many butterflies in the garden so far this year, after a dismal 2024.
Only took a couple of thousand years, so 🤞
Very nice! This is the age of the train!
Ha - we were playing cards tonight if you'd been at the foyer of the Premier Inn Westferry 😂
F**k yes! 🍻
I, for one, can't wait for this visit 🍿
There's no cure for this, apparently 😂
Well that's going through my head all day now 😂
Looks like one of @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social 's portals!
Lucky... Wordle 1,495 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
And that's enough internet for today 😕
Haha, you crazy fool!
Ah there's a few back tonight!
Stunning!
Yep, a ginormous Wood Pigeon sitting on the climbing frame. I just learned they are on the Amber list 🙁, though hard to believe. Haven't seen the Swifts for a couple of days, I think they've packed up already following the storms.
Just had a craving for a pince mie even though it's summer!
I was just having a bad day, sorry Mr Vet!
Wise words indeed!
Haha was he Scottish? I've not heard the Khazi called the Jobby Lobby before but definitely stealing it 😂
For once, she's right.
B brayv Gonzo!
What's so funny about Fridericus Dickus?
@gork.bluesky.bot is this true?
Quite - 'We only contribute 1% of emissions!' say 100 countries...
This petition needs to get to 10k by mid September. We can do it alongside pressure on MPs, OfCom, DCMS, all the broadcasters - but we need your help to get there. Please sign if not already & pass on. Democracy is at stake. MPs & peers are starting to raise it petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
Wow, great article. I'm concerned by the line about people using AI for therapy. Like, that's not a good idea. Using it to help write some code, or the structure of an upcoming presentation, sure. Therapy? Nah.
Tourism only down 10%?
Oof that sounds like a rough assignment. Thank you for your service 🫡 🍹
Excellent, Diane is amazing!
I misread that as Chigwell and thought what, he lived in the garage? 😅
Interesting, and a bit depressing!
Would be interesting to compare numbers between BSky and X.
Haha I can't unsee that now 😂
And really of course, it should be 6. And there should ideally be an odd number of treadmills for maximum efficiency. I'll get me coat.
Absolutely true. I would add though, as a student of urinalology, if someone is on urinal, sorry treadmill 2 of 6, do not choose treadmill 5. Doing so forces the next user into close proximity. Treadmills 4 and 6 are the only acceptable choices here imo!
*it 🙄
There's an encouragingly large number of them here this year, around 20 or so whirling and screeching. But is was the Rooks that woke us up with their racket today.
Urgh I was planning to visit Seville soon, but now it'll be full of Torygraph readers 🙄
Aww my old pal Grumpy Cat. RIP fella.
On it! 🥳
What's this, some not terrible news?? Thank you!
Night night sweet dreamies You are enough. Not “when.” Not “if.” Not “once you’ve…” Not “as long as…” No exceptions. No conditions. You are already enough. Just as you are.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Cool episode, I like the way they take the LLM output as an input to their code gen to make it faster and more reliable - neat solution!
Many congratulations sir!
Jeez Mr Claypole used to scare the life out of me 😅
Here's the real issue: PFI. Started by the Conservatives but massively increased under Labour. It's not one party or another, it's decades of chronic mismanagement. Oh and where's the £350m per week Boris promised? /endrant www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Haha, correct 😂
What was the score, 30-15? No it was 30-0, actually.
A horrible situation, I am sorry. FWIW I'm Green too and I hope they continue building on their great progress. 🤞 If they can get a critical mass where people don't think it's a 'wasted' vote it will be good! I guess you could call it 'strategic' voting.
Are they still looking? I'll play the calls if so!
Well I haven't voted tactically for a long time. I don't like it one bit. So I've voted Red, Green and Yellow depending on policies. Got Blue every time! Ironically it was close here this time and a few more Reds would have ousted Kemi! How about you?
I mean that said, this time I'd vote for anyone to keep Reform out *obviously*.
I will try. It's about looking past the next election and building for future ones. You don't want Blue and don't want Red either. You want Yellow. Never going to happen if the 'tactical' vote is Red. But if everyone who wants Yellow actually *votes* Yellow, they become the tactical vote next time.
Haha that's brilliant. I like almost as much as plover/plunder 😂
All this stuff about Grok reminds me of this from 9 years ago. www.cbsnews.com/news/microso...
Sign here! @fairpoliticsnow.bsky.social
Hmm, truly a mystery 🤔 Which reminds me I must do my annual mandatory anti-bribery and corruption training. No more than £50 gifts allowed, and extra care when dealing with Politically Exposed Persons and other government officials. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Only 7 seconds if you're lucky.
I imagine a lot of bants could be had with one of those though 🤔
Ah I loved Tomorrow's World. A time when tomorrow's world was full of innovation, medical breakthroughs and computers making our lives easier, rather than teetering towards mass extinction. Good times!
Word from Momb: I think people should keep in mind that even the reddest states are around 40% blue. So even if you think some people are getting what they voted for there are a LOT of impacted people who did, in fact, not vote for it. Maybe don't be an asshole.
That's lovely, congratulations!
It's a shame Dad's not there Withispoon isn't it.
Instant follow, that's tremendous!
It's broken (at least partly) because of the Brexit he instigated! Why is he still here ffs?
Four bottles of Malibu, Bob knows the address.
And platformed massively by the BBC who should be shredding him.
Ouch 😕