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A really great thing that of course Duffy/Trump try to take credit for Perseverance was announced in 2012. www.nasa.gov/news-release...
This drug commercial says to not take it if you’ve recently STOPPED drinking alcohol and I’ve got questions
Heartbreaking: the worst government you know just made a great point nypost.com/2025/09/18/b...
“Oh wow no one saw this coming” - NYT
You can’t have a time capsule possibly buried *and* opened by the same person
LET’S ASK THE BAILEYS CHUCK
A 41 second home run trot is objectively hilarious
Cowards, every single one of them
Imagine how he’d describe it if he had a spine
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
It was the right move, but not confidence inspiring to have a guy stop his jog in
Drawing up fresh lists and all
ah, well
“Keystone Kash”
lol You said it Jason
The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States. 🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...
Fuckin do something real man.
“Smart people don’t like me”
That would have been cooler with the bases loaded
The comment had “TRN” engraved on it
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way
lol
You want to be a king? Ok but first you gotta drink this glass of water on live TV
lol baseball is awesome
So MSNBC reportedly fired Matthew Dowd tonight just hours after Jesse Watters called for his "immediate" termination over his Charlie Kirk shooting comments. Meanwhile, Watters said he's going to "avenge" Kirk's death because "they are at war with us" -- and he'll face no repercussions from Fox.
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By a “patriot”
“I guess, ‘not?’l
I despise everything he stands for and I’m quite concerned about how this one plays out.
The fascists never realize the Tree of Liberty thirsts for them
And it barely made the news more than a day. My entire office is talking about Kirk. This is bad.
Maybe repeating this but I really like this guy
A different Schwarbomb
Until this Supreme Court weighs in if/when a Dem is president
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
So there’s hope
When six conservatives on the Supreme Court struck down the New Deal's program to help farmers, effigies of the six justices -- made out of wire hangers and dressed in black robes -- were strung up near Ames, Iowa.
*countless players talk about how many death threats they get over gambling* “Has gambling poisoned sports??”
Oh my fucking god
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
![One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested. Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away. House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.” Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests? Read more House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7uvcqt45oqlutlrtgx7bpodq/bafkreie7yqxb4cj2t4gxftiqsno5wgk2kczb5vbtj7wh2b2u5sjtqtdrku@jpeg "Click to view full size")
“Excuse me sir, I ordered this burrito with NO sour cre - you know just send your manager to the window please”
Oh
It’s provocative
They told us this is what they were stockpiling weapons for so I’m sure the militias will be out in force fighting government overreach any moment
Don’t forget to turn the AC off when driving up a steep grade!
*taps the sign*
It’s the IT teams fault there’s no value delivered, not the AI 🤦♂️
Villager Bernard: Greetings, traveler. Headed west, are ye? I have a gift for you. [1 Lobster has been added to your inventory]
I am so g-d tired of Michael Conforto
What is Drew Gilbert’s safe word?
Manfred wanted the players to take the field wearing shirtwaists
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
And the Nazi enablement
mail.bigdeskenergy.com/p/substack-j...
Stanley Kubrick throwing his hat on the ground insisting it is *not* funny anymore
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
No insane “thank you for your attention to this matter”
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
You’ll never see more bipartisan cooperation to kill a bill
People used to buy fake antennas to put on the back window of their car as a status symbol
One of my favorite scenes of the show. “There’s action beyond scoring!”
![“[Baseball] breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall all alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.” - A. Bartlett Giamatti, Take Time for Paradise: Americans and Their Games](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:are4vmuavumktgcpc3pq5ucg/bafkreiabjsqj2isrya7tzsz5724ze3p65j2s7f6bc465kwkmmbpkudnydm@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Man I will never not tip but posting about what a miserly bastard I am toward my employees in an attempt to guilt patrons is almost enough to tempt me
🚨NEW STUDY: Large media outlets systematically omitted mention of data showing corporate profits helped drive inflation, instead citing industry talking points. Lawmakers then cited those media narratives to justify ending aid to the working class. www.levernews.com/greedflation...
Good luck to all the long-term boyfriends out there today
But we can’t say “deplorables”
The prolonged public torturing of a single man because the state cannot admit to its errors is not something that occurs in a free country
Top urologist, a urologist who tops
🤦♂️
Just thinking about the round-the-clock outrage that Fox News and other MAGA media have devoted to Mamdani's proposal to open a handful of city-run grocery stores. Meanwhile, the president literally just nationalized Intel.
iPadOS 26 is legitimately game changing for the iPad. Actual windows for apps, the full Files app, a menu bar … it’s closer to working on a Mac than I ever thought they’d do
“We saw this in July and thought nothing of it!”
That’s a fair point and really an indictment on the state of MLB’s TV rights. I wouldn’t pay for a standalone subscription just to watch my team, but it does help that I have loved almost every show/movie Apple TV has made. Conversely I wouldn’t take free ESPN if they become the new MLB.tv
I have quite enjoyed Apple’s version, especially the ability to listen to the local team audio feed. I don’t think I’ve seen any other “exclusive” provider do that
"We dont know exactly why this is happening." Yes you do lol. You literally stated it in the article. You've completely destroyed the social safety net, killed upward mobility, no one can afford good healthcare, working long hours for less pay. Not to mention the consequences of covid.
“I don’t wish death on anyone but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure”
Would be super cool if people in power or 49% of voters actually gave a shit about corruption
My company has a market cap in the billions and I’m surrounded by people in leadership who are very stupid enough to use this
ESPN buying MLB.tv is the worst possible outcome
This is amazing but as a guy…the kind of guy who takes 45 bags of groceries in one trip, arms going numb, I’m gonna want more babies. Really baby that fuckin thing up. I don’t wanna make two trips.
Say that to a drunk white guy holding a foot long bsky.app/profile/rais...
60 Gritty United States 🎶
You lost me at Dems “sticking to their guns”
Just wait until you hear umpire kid’s stance on Gaza
I believe that is called a bribe
Dan Patrick / Stuart Scott SportsCenter died for this
This man cannot be stopped
But what about Gaza Bob
regarding the people who fought for slavery. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
Don’t have to pay the commenters and eventually you just have AI do the stupid short posts.
I really enjoy BlueSky but also kind of hate it
L-O-fucking-L
“running 15 min late lol”
GOBBLESS