Stalled? Injured? Unsupplied? Starving? Well...
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Stalled? Injured? Unsupplied? Starving? Well...
"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"
I'm... I'm tearing up for some reason. Oh, yeah... onions.
Agreed... and speaking of "b" words...
If by "long" you mean, "no more than 30 seconds", I'm not so sure about that.
Fantastic Foreskin: Rise of the Silver Surfer
It's a wonder that half of them don't just combust spontaneously.
General Inebriation, commander of both units, was unavailable for comment.
It's like a page from Monty Python's 'Hungarian phrasebook' sketch, "My hovercraft is full of flamingos."
Wut ERR defence doin'?
NICE! My go-to for rainy days is a petite diced tomato, pinto bean soup with a simple dollop of sour cream (departing from the recipe's suggestion, pictured). You'll need an immersion blender for the final, finishing step, but it's well worth the trouble.
Ripley enters the chat...
You're perfectly safe — a tandem (probably) with a modern, controllable, ram-air canopy designed for 2 people. MY first jump (a DRCP) was at 14, and with MUCH sketchier equipment.
Carrots? Has Russia run out of onions already?
"I have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss... also, WHO are you people, and HOW did I get here?!"
Thank you for your "unique" script submission to Cruise/Wagner Productions and MI's new franchise partner, Warner Bros. Discovery. Please find attached our rejection letter, along with our petition to have you stripped you of your Writers Guild membership, making any resubmission: impossible.
Some of my favorite memories as kid was hearing the words, "Tonight, starring Peter Falk... as Columbo." "McCloud" was an acceptable consolation prize.
Oh, noes... Looks like that 48 hours of basic-training he received were utterly wasted.
Vaporizing a Russian Zemledeliye mine laying system is the best possible use of Russian mines, and I'd like to thank the Security Council of Russia and the Russian Armed Forces for their cooperation in this operation. Meanwhile, back at HQ: "WHO made the mines so verschtunken 'EXPLODY'?!!"
Another 2 whole days of Russian basic training down the drain...
Same here in Cambodia — 4 months ago. Klaa ("Tiger" in Khmer) looks nearly identical. Initially, very skittish from having to spend his first 6 months on the street, but now he's a big, happy, super-affectionate furball.
"You used a 'Hello Kitty' clock as a timer so it would 'blend in'?!! The clockface is a STICKER, you FOOL!!"
Russian news sources are claiming it was an exploding helium tank used for kid's balloons. So... since when is helium flammable?
9 minutes long? Perfect excuse to refresh my coffee first. Thank you, Julia. ☺️🙏
TRUCKER #1: "You got your CO2 in MY vodka!" TRUCKER #2: "You got your vodka in MY CO2!" And just like that, VODKA SODA was born!
I'd suggest these, but I'm not sure they're available in children's sizes...
TASS: "Gas fractionation unit is working perfectly at exactly 1 over zero."
"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"
Good heavens! How awful! Where are Russia's strapping young firefighters and brave emergency personnel when you need them? Oh, yeah... I forgot...
They need to ditch the ponchos and take a lesson from our friends at Monty Python...
An "F" for effectiveness, but a solid "A" for making messy cleanups a breeze.
Wow! If it lasts another 5 days, it'll be just like the Hanukkah story. 🕎
"Relax down there! We're trying laxatives."
Russian medic: "They look fine to me. Send 'em back to the Front!"
Same vibe — but wetter and more "elite".
My great, great, etc. uncle was (at that time) Capt. Abner Doubleday, stationed at Fort Sumter (my mother is Dorothy Avis Doubleday). I wonder if you referenced any of Abner's books — specifically, "Reminiscences of Forts Sumter and Moultrie". It's a surprisingly great read.
"Evil Ways" for me. But the whole album's amazing. Oh, great... now it's stuck in my head for the next hour.
Point taken. But has it occured to anyone that Trump's systematic annihilation the US produce industry may be because he was told to eat his vegetables as a kid? American farms and migrants may merely be collateral damage in Trump's war against his TRUE enemy... broccoli.
And, no... I don't think he was intentionally "sacrificing" himself. Stepping outside of a rapidly moving vehicle to save your own ass gives you very little control over things like mass, weight, balance, traction, deceleration, and physical coordination.
"Health grounds"? Did he have an undiagnosed asphalt allergy?
Has it occured to anyone that Trump's systematic annihilation the US produce industry may be because he was told to eat his vegetables as a kid? American farms may just be collateral damage. The REAL target is... broccoli.
We call it "Spicy grandmother" here. Fantastic as part of a pork marinade; instant soups; or, as some point out, in eggs. My 4 year-old loves it. Heat a pan, add oil, some butter, and half a spoon of chili paste. Once melted, crack some eggs. Cook as usual. Serve on rice, noodles or by itself.
I'm shocked that this state-of-the-art example of domestic Russian technology didn't appear to work.
It's probably a stolen boat. Those guys will have a LOT of explaining to do — once they pull themselves together, that is.
Alien Aliens Terminator 1 & 2 Star Wars (4,5, and 6) Star Trek — Wrath of Khan Jaws Ratatouille Toy Story How to Train Your Dragon It's a Wonderful Life The Bourne Identity Hunt for Red October Ironman Back to the Future 1 & 2 Forbidden Planet THEM! Wreck-It Ralph Blade Runner 2001 — A Space Odyssey
Unknown. Whole milk gets a "C" since it's now considered a liquid like Diet Coke — which ALSO gets a "C". The ONLY thing that gets an "A" is water, which has NO nutritional value. Wait. Once Santé Publique France realizes that water can be frozen, they'll reclassify is as food" and give it an "A+".
How dumb? Like, "destroy your own career" dumb...
Great idea! The National Park Service would save an absolute fortune since it's only 1 chin. Also, no "camel toe" neck — of serious concern of the Army Corps of Engineers since such a huge fissure would introduce a dangerous (and revolting) point of structural instability.
"Is hearing knocking? Boris! Check Ring camera."
Thanks for the heads-up. It's noon and sunny here in this part of SE Asia, so I have the girls tucked inside watching James Gunn's 'Superman", starring my old buddy Nathan Fillion. Hope they like it.
Even worse, his Uber driver hit him with a fat cancellation fee.
"Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory — Director's Cut".
For me, now, it's Cambodian pork skewers and french bread. My cat — Klaa — already has more plantlife than he can handle. The farmer's markets here operate daily — and the one I go to in Siem Reap covers several city-size blocks. It's incredible how much veg you can buy with just a few dollars.
Nice! I still miss my regular weekend trips to the farmer's market at Union Square. That, and Zabar's and Fairway. Good times.
"Watch as the jeep rolls onto its back, exposing his belly. This behavior, common in dogs and Russian military vehicles is meant to show vulnerability and a lack of aggression. However, the drone appears unmoved by this display, as it plows straight into the jeep's fucking gas tank..."
That's what you get for signing up for Putin's game of Grand Theft Autocrat.
Great protograph. It was the moment Putin and F-face Von Clownstick settled the terms on the reverse-mortgage for Alaska. BTW, I think I know why Putin skipped lunch. Yes... BESIDES the overpowering stench.
The White House is even lying about the menu — which also might explain why Putin blew off lunch — besides the smell, I mean.
Putin closing the deal on a reverse-mortgage for Alaska with an enfeebled F**kface Von Clownstick.
Don't worry. Putin's offsetting this bungling crop disaster with his exciting "Free Onions for Life" contest...
Again, the "don't move, and maybe it won't see us" strategy.
Uh... I don't think you're doing that right.
"Can I throw my dart NOW?"
"Did I forget my iPhone here?"
"Hey, buddy! Why the long face?"
Nice — but I'll be happy when the problems with the inertial dampeners are sorted, and I can go back to my usual mug.
"HERE'S our problem! Excessive paper costs!"
"THERE'S our problem! Excessive paper use!"
"How to make wallpaper at home."
"It just says 'counterfeit cartridge detected'."
"It says, "Counterfeit ink cartridge detected".
Light down the tunnel A "Watch the closing doors, please." This is my New York.
Look again. The difference is the pictures at the bottom — i.e.: Trump and Putin may as well be talking to themselves — Tweedledum and Tweedledumber.
His whole 48 hours of basic training — just wasted. Have fun at your class reunion. Bring marshmallows.
Geeze... Another 2 whole days of basic training down the drain. Say hi to your classmate. Bring marshmallows.
I'd love to see the hospital admissions report on this. "Patient originally complained of symptoms consistent with tinea pedis (athlete's foot). Patient was ADMITTED with 6 fractured vertebrae, orbital fractures, multiple facial lacerations, missing teeth, saddle sores, AND athlete's foot... "
OK. I'll bite... 😉
I think it's from a PragerU Kids video about the 19th Amendment to the US Constitution.
Type "Russian horse ambulance" into Youtube's search engine. It's hilarious. "Wait... you guys are WHAT?! Smell ya later! I'm outta here!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt-W...
10-12 cups a day... easily.
"Fist Full of Feathers"?
I had half an idea it was something like that.
Remember: if they get wet, make sure they're properly ventilated.
Ha! Next, you'll be telling me my wingless, tailless, propless airplane is just some kind of a motorcycle.
Those are northern giant (AKA, "murder") hornets. You don't a nest of these bastards anywhere near humans or domestic animals. If that's the case here, good riddance.
Given the two parties involved, wouldn't it look more like this?
Wut drone electronic defense doin'?
