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Isaac

@ibex95.bsky.social

Roving history geek, crazed representative of the UNCA Bulldogs, the only bulldogs relevant in college athletics

created July 19, 2023

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I can't believe the clippers of all teams have developed the professional collective.

3/9/2025, 2:40:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh God you where there weren't you? HICKENBOTTOM!

3/9/2025, 12:39:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"ya got any of that EMU Buffalo laying around"

2/9/2025, 11:58:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there a good way from the outside looking in to estimate NIL budgets just from other factors? Cause I also don't believe it, but I kinda wonder if NIL budgets are going to turn into message board "heard from a guy who heard...." conspiracies ala bagmen without a neutral formula to estimate.

2/9/2025, 11:30:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I Love it, id lost my copy

2/9/2025, 6:47:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"now that Alabama has the space force, maybe they can get indoor plumbing". I was hoping for the helpful opossum post

2/9/2025, 6:39:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@opg.bsky.social can we get the sign

2/9/2025, 6:18:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Underrated in the shade department in here, Bama is now "houndstooth USC"

2/9/2025, 3:11:21 PM | 37 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not with that additude. He's reforming the AFAM department as we speak to run the reverse Pruit on Gio Lopez

2/9/2025, 12:27:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was one of the few things that I was worried about loosing when I jumped ship

2/9/2025, 12:23:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait they're WADA'ing liquor barons now?

2/9/2025, 12:17:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, up until now all the numbers I've heard have been what he has to pay to leave for a different job? Is that off the table? I could see UAB throwing good money after bad.

2/9/2025, 3:22:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, as someone who lived between Fenway and the orange line for a summer, I was regularly and loudly informed Boston was the most Irish place on earth. They should know about the pats already.

2/9/2025, 3:18:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's on the reservation, state law doesn't apply. you can buy real pot out there now.

2/9/2025, 3:16:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For scale, we're sneaking up on levels where we talk about pre war Penn. No not that war. bsky.app/profile/d1sc...

2/9/2025, 2:42:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NOBODY SCORES 42 POINTS IN A ROW ON DARTH BILL!

2/9/2025, 2:39:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pre war Penn level beat down. No, not that war.

2/9/2025, 2:38:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He might not be Carolinas backup for that long.

2/9/2025, 2:34:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look being as close to Chapel Hill but not in NC was part of the pitch deck for that place.

2/9/2025, 2:28:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is breaking contain, so I just want to say DUKE YOUR NOT GETTING OFF SCOTT FREE, YOUR NEXT.

2/9/2025, 2:26:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:25:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently all Carolina can stop is the triangle light rail, and at this point it might be approved by the time I get home.

2/9/2025, 2:17:29 AM | 13 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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This feels like a great time to remind everyone, the TCU UNC return game is the Dublin game next year

2/9/2025, 2:03:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, the GPT prompt that caused the problem was "good OC not Josh" and it spit out "a hot new name that's not Josh McDaniels is Freddie Kitchens"

2/9/2025, 1:44:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dont get to watch a lot of cfb linear games, are we calling to have Congress to overthrow Oklahoma v NCAA?

2/9/2025, 1:41:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want very little in life. With his new job on the ACC network, I want an extended conversation between Roy and Jimbo. Authentic Frontier Jibberish.

2/9/2025, 1:12:50 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Until he proves it, we're all gonna have to ask the question "can he do it on a climate controlled evening in Syracuse?"

2/9/2025, 1:02:38 AM | 50 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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WE HAVE SUCH FRONTS TO SHOW YOU

Pinhead from hell raiser, but in the twisted mind of Belicheck and Saban he sounds like Bill Parcells
2/9/2025, 12:56:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't like the city of chapel hill, yet somehow every coordinator hire by either side has made the vibes worse than I thought possible

2/9/2025, 12:37:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I choose to believe both had a bad trip where God would send them to hell if they didn't solve football like the lament configuration.

2/9/2025, 12:28:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sorry ESPN claimed the horn frogs are going to have problems with the defensive machinations of.... Steve Belicheck?

1/9/2025, 11:43:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See here's the thing. Bill by his own admission would dig up plays from the past. But college allows for weird old guys who get exposure to weirder high schools. What Bill thinks of as the Beanpot back bay spread from Sonny knows as that weird crap Samuel Colt High runs. Resistant to malarkey.

1/9/2025, 9:44:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh it's beautiful

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1/9/2025, 10:40:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"where does this door go to? My lawyers office, it's worth it for him to be able to just walk in to save on his travel fees"

31/8/2025, 9:46:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nick Saban while being interviewed for the college sports trump comittiee "okay so have you read the God Emperor of Dune?"

31/8/2025, 8:36:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, yeah that'll do it

31/8/2025, 8:24:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How did you find the world's most unflappable dog? Like do you constantly sedate him?

31/8/2025, 8:21:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im just excited that right as my travel and therefore podcast season begins, Steven Godfrey gets an existential crisis. Perfect background music for the roads of the rust belt.

31/8/2025, 8:06:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Scott Frost day Billy

31/8/2025, 3:54:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dublin.

31/8/2025, 3:22:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey klurt, you know where the return game is next year?

31/8/2025, 3:06:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It feels like very end of Ancien Regime fitting curtains for Versallis as the squirrels starve. The revolution is coming for les ours en papier toilette

31/8/2025, 3:04:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We now turn to our rules analyst for more details. Carl?

31/8/2025, 2:47:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Floyd booming from on high, like God speaking to Moses on the mount..

31/8/2025, 12:53:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Scott Frost Dublin curse is officially a thing

31/8/2025, 12:44:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think at this point we have to have a conversation about the Haint of Dublin.

31/8/2025, 12:37:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:19:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT ALL THOSE GOOD LOSSES PAAAAAUUULLLL

30/8/2025, 10:39:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I am not going to surrender cobra. I will not give them what they want."

30/8/2025, 10:31:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, unfortunately it's Auburn

30/8/2025, 6:50:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sold it so they only have to go to an ACC school instead of the SEC

30/8/2025, 5:04:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man Bob stoops retired and killed Trump?

30/8/2025, 2:08:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ben sadly bringing over the oversized tie

30/8/2025, 1:56:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Banking in Charlotte

30/8/2025, 5:09:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For thirty seconds I missed a preposition and thought "no, Arms Wide Open makes sense in an Auburn ad"

30/8/2025, 1:33:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, we need to talk about the ad campaign. Show just enough jokes to make you wanna go, not enough to spoil anything. Optimal

30/8/2025, 1:11:24 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh. Oh no.

29/8/2025, 11:41:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rising out of Tubbys head, like a stripper from a cake

29/8/2025, 11:35:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, they only announced that in 2010

29/8/2025, 7:42:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Yes I am a supporter of Sportverinigung 07 E.V" that's the part number for the fuel injector for a 2009-2012 BMW X5 and I will die on this hill

29/8/2025, 5:28:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bored and therefore flipping through ESPN+, we don't give the Germans enough grief that even their soccer clubs are named like model numbers

29/8/2025, 5:23:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This feels right

29/8/2025, 3:21:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think my new game this year might be trump hire or coordinator hire.

29/8/2025, 3:14:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Espn+ btw

29/8/2025, 3:03:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are we letting the fact that they stole the eagle animation from Transformers Beast Wars slide by?

29/8/2025, 2:54:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look with her becoming (hopefully) happily married, the swifties are gonna have to find something to wail and nash their teeth about. And frankly the BearCats probably check the boxes.

29/8/2025, 2:50:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey let's check in on NC State's supposed to be gimme.

29/8/2025, 2:38:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, their campus burst into flames once, and then at the turn of the century they needed a rebrand from the Pilgrims. Aloe they let Shane Gillis in, so they're probably cool with the Elon Comparisons

29/8/2025, 2:28:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look ECU is to State as State is to UNC. You look into the void, b's BBQ stares back. The state of the ACC isn't helping

29/8/2025, 2:20:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dr. Comittiee please don't tell anyone too look at State. Let us wander into oblivion with something resembling dignity

29/8/2025, 2:15:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh God, this means we might have swifties think about Scott Saterfield. Can they handle .500 football?

29/8/2025, 2:06:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This, but it's like Akron vs Bowling Green

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29/8/2025, 2:04:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been to Lincoln, Lincoln isn't real.

29/8/2025, 1:53:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well it looks like all Duke can stop is public transportation, this might be triangle football returning to normal

29/8/2025, 1:51:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@thegurglingcod.bsky.social the ACC has a new ad where bobble 8 Ball tells everyone it's all the great members of the ACC that make league great.

29/8/2025, 1:41:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donk doink

29/8/2025, 1:30:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With the pivot to green energy, geological engineers need new industries to afford to buy out coaches. Maybe comic book level trap development?

27/8/2025, 3:48:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look, calling him a cracker is white hate. It's gotta be southern American barrels

27/8/2025, 12:44:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NO, YEAH NO. THIS IS A HOTDISH. by Lucas Tschida The Treachery of Pronto Pups by Amy & Steve Saupe Minnesota State Fair 2025

26/8/2025, 11:36:22 PM | 61 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact we haven't gotten a Mox / Renee in kayfabe TV show, especially when he gets extra crazy, is a missed opportunity

26/8/2025, 10:04:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is that what i think it is

a post from someone named Daniel Pewewardy captioned: Customer service interactions don't always have to be transactional
26/8/2025, 8:38:26 PM | 3723 777 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least it's not a rant about how your providing bread and circus's in the time of Drumf? New material?

26/8/2025, 9:34:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But does this mean the BearCats have their own Jolin Ellison?

26/8/2025, 6:44:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno, I'm pretty sure it's one of the guys from barstool?

26/8/2025, 1:37:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man I miss Prairie home companion. I still can't believe Garison Keeler disappeared into a yawning void in 2017

26/8/2025, 1:27:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the name of hitting singles

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26/8/2025, 12:24:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting all that shared revenue back from field storming fines. Brilliant.

25/8/2025, 2:58:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a chest burster comes out of chilli during the theme song.

25/8/2025, 2:25:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I'm making my money right now, one day I will make my art"

24/8/2025, 9:43:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is guy who loves his wife, and then there is Wife Guy, man whos brand is "man i love my wife, pay no attention to the other horrible things I've done". It's the straight man version of Ellen.

24/8/2025, 6:38:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 6:28:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can I offer you Tim Tebow as a rewritten cancelling for his faith, like in his mid a response to Jackie Robinson? If not Jon Gruden.

24/8/2025, 5:41:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God, is the Youkon getting a team before Halifax?

24/8/2025, 4:41:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The bravery of assuming she doesn't have a more embarrassing pip list is borderline delusional

24/8/2025, 3:44:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta pass the Montgomery test

24/8/2025, 3:28:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well it looks like liberty had *puts on aviators* flamed out

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24/8/2025, 12:22:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean your obviously a bread and circus person who doesn't care about the political implications of those you support as opposed to him. Who gives money in some way to Patrick Mahones and co.

23/8/2025, 11:50:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay if they're writing the lines instead of the score, gambling might have gone too far

23/8/2025, 8:31:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So most of the woods in chapel area are actually owned by Duke University

23/8/2025, 8:09:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's week zero for everyone

23/8/2025, 7:58:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view