Isaac (@ibex95.bsky.social)
I can't believe the clippers of all teams have developed the professional collective.
Roving history geek, crazed representative of the UNCA Bulldogs, the only bulldogs relevant in college athletics
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I can't believe the clippers of all teams have developed the professional collective.
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Oh God you where there weren't you? HICKENBOTTOM!
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"ya got any of that EMU Buffalo laying around"
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Is there a good way from the outside looking in to estimate NIL budgets just from other factors? Cause I also don't believe it, but I kinda wonder if NIL budgets are going to turn into message board "heard from a guy who heard...." conspiracies ala bagmen without a neutral formula to estimate.
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I Love it, id lost my copy
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"now that Alabama has the space force, maybe they can get indoor plumbing". I was hoping for the helpful opossum post
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@opg.bsky.social can we get the sign
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Underrated in the shade department in here, Bama is now "houndstooth USC"
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Not with that additude. He's reforming the AFAM department as we speak to run the reverse Pruit on Gio Lopez
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This was one of the few things that I was worried about loosing when I jumped ship
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Wait they're WADA'ing liquor barons now?
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Wait, up until now all the numbers I've heard have been what he has to pay to leave for a different job? Is that off the table? I could see UAB throwing good money after bad.
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Hey, as someone who lived between Fenway and the orange line for a summer, I was regularly and loudly informed Boston was the most Irish place on earth. They should know about the pats already.
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It's on the reservation, state law doesn't apply. you can buy real pot out there now.
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For scale, we're sneaking up on levels where we talk about pre war Penn. No not that war. bsky.app/profile/d1sc...
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NOBODY SCORES 42 POINTS IN A ROW ON DARTH BILL!
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Pre war Penn level beat down. No, not that war.
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He might not be Carolinas backup for that long.
Isaac (@ibex95.bsky.social) reply parent
Look being as close to Chapel Hill but not in NC was part of the pitch deck for that place.
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This is breaking contain, so I just want to say DUKE YOUR NOT GETTING OFF SCOTT FREE, YOUR NEXT.
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Apparently all Carolina can stop is the triangle light rail, and at this point it might be approved by the time I get home.
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This feels like a great time to remind everyone, the TCU UNC return game is the Dublin game next year
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Nah, the GPT prompt that caused the problem was "good OC not Josh" and it spit out "a hot new name that's not Josh McDaniels is Freddie Kitchens"
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I dont get to watch a lot of cfb linear games, are we calling to have Congress to overthrow Oklahoma v NCAA?
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I want very little in life. With his new job on the ACC network, I want an extended conversation between Roy and Jimbo. Authentic Frontier Jibberish.
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Until he proves it, we're all gonna have to ask the question "can he do it on a climate controlled evening in Syracuse?"
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I don't like the city of chapel hill, yet somehow every coordinator hire by either side has made the vibes worse than I thought possible
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I choose to believe both had a bad trip where God would send them to hell if they didn't solve football like the lament configuration.
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I'm sorry ESPN claimed the horn frogs are going to have problems with the defensive machinations of.... Steve Belicheck?
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See here's the thing. Bill by his own admission would dig up plays from the past. But college allows for weird old guys who get exposure to weirder high schools. What Bill thinks of as the Beanpot back bay spread from Sonny knows as that weird crap Samuel Colt High runs. Resistant to malarkey.
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"where does this door go to? My lawyers office, it's worth it for him to be able to just walk in to save on his travel fees"
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Nick Saban while being interviewed for the college sports trump comittiee "okay so have you read the God Emperor of Dune?"
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Oh, yeah that'll do it
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How did you find the world's most unflappable dog? Like do you constantly sedate him?
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Im just excited that right as my travel and therefore podcast season begins, Steven Godfrey gets an existential crisis. Perfect background music for the roads of the rust belt.
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Happy Scott Frost day Billy
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Dublin.
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Hey klurt, you know where the return game is next year?
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It feels like very end of Ancien Regime fitting curtains for Versallis as the squirrels starve. The revolution is coming for les ours en papier toilette
Isaac (@ibex95.bsky.social) reply parent
We now turn to our rules analyst for more details. Carl?
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Floyd booming from on high, like God speaking to Moses on the mount..
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The Scott Frost Dublin curse is officially a thing
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I think at this point we have to have a conversation about the Haint of Dublin.
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WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT ALL THOSE GOOD LOSSES PAAAAAUUULLLL
Isaac (@ibex95.bsky.social) reply parent
"I am not going to surrender cobra. I will not give them what they want."
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Yes, unfortunately it's Auburn
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Sold it so they only have to go to an ACC school instead of the SEC
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Man Bob stoops retired and killed Trump?
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Ben sadly bringing over the oversized tie
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Banking in Charlotte
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For thirty seconds I missed a preposition and thought "no, Arms Wide Open makes sense in an Auburn ad"
Isaac (@ibex95.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, we need to talk about the ad campaign. Show just enough jokes to make you wanna go, not enough to spoil anything. Optimal
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Oh. Oh no.
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Rising out of Tubbys head, like a stripper from a cake
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To be fair, they only announced that in 2010
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"Yes I am a supporter of Sportverinigung 07 E.V" that's the part number for the fuel injector for a 2009-2012 BMW X5 and I will die on this hill
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Bored and therefore flipping through ESPN+, we don't give the Germans enough grief that even their soccer clubs are named like model numbers
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This feels right
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I think my new game this year might be trump hire or coordinator hire.
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Espn+ btw
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Are we letting the fact that they stole the eagle animation from Transformers Beast Wars slide by?
Isaac (@ibex95.bsky.social) reply parent
Look with her becoming (hopefully) happily married, the swifties are gonna have to find something to wail and nash their teeth about. And frankly the BearCats probably check the boxes.
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Hey let's check in on NC State's supposed to be gimme.
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To be fair, their campus burst into flames once, and then at the turn of the century they needed a rebrand from the Pilgrims. Aloe they let Shane Gillis in, so they're probably cool with the Elon Comparisons
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Look ECU is to State as State is to UNC. You look into the void, b's BBQ stares back. The state of the ACC isn't helping
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Dr. Comittiee please don't tell anyone too look at State. Let us wander into oblivion with something resembling dignity
Isaac (@ibex95.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh God, this means we might have swifties think about Scott Saterfield. Can they handle .500 football?
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I've been to Lincoln, Lincoln isn't real.
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Well it looks like all Duke can stop is public transportation, this might be triangle football returning to normal
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@thegurglingcod.bsky.social the ACC has a new ad where bobble 8 Ball tells everyone it's all the great members of the ACC that make league great.
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Donk doink
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With the pivot to green energy, geological engineers need new industries to afford to buy out coaches. Maybe comic book level trap development?
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Look, calling him a cracker is white hate. It's gotta be southern American barrels
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NO, YEAH NO. THIS IS A HOTDISH. by Lucas Tschida The Treachery of Pronto Pups by Amy & Steve Saupe Minnesota State Fair 2025
Isaac (@ibex95.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact we haven't gotten a Mox / Renee in kayfabe TV show, especially when he gets extra crazy, is a missed opportunity
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At least it's not a rant about how your providing bread and circus's in the time of Drumf? New material?
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But does this mean the BearCats have their own Jolin Ellison?
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I dunno, I'm pretty sure it's one of the guys from barstool?
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Man I miss Prairie home companion. I still can't believe Garison Keeler disappeared into a yawning void in 2017
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Getting all that shared revenue back from field storming fines. Brilliant.
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Just a chest burster comes out of chilli during the theme song.
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"I'm making my money right now, one day I will make my art"
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There is guy who loves his wife, and then there is Wife Guy, man whos brand is "man i love my wife, pay no attention to the other horrible things I've done". It's the straight man version of Ellen.
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Can I offer you Tim Tebow as a rewritten cancelling for his faith, like in his mid a response to Jackie Robinson? If not Jon Gruden.
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God, is the Youkon getting a team before Halifax?
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The bravery of assuming she doesn't have a more embarrassing pip list is borderline delusional
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Gotta pass the Montgomery test
Isaac (@ibex95.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean your obviously a bread and circus person who doesn't care about the political implications of those you support as opposed to him. Who gives money in some way to Patrick Mahones and co.
Isaac (@ibex95.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay if they're writing the lines instead of the score, gambling might have gone too far
Isaac (@ibex95.bsky.social) reply parent
So most of the woods in chapel area are actually owned by Duke University
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It's week zero for everyone