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Stopped for fucking petrol
That's it End of story
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Save you a seat 👍
I'll drive
He's a human plague The irony might be funny if it weren't so insanely dangerous
Oh god. Maybe give yourself time to recuperate before you do that 😂
Had no idea you were poorly mate. Hope you're on the mend 🐒
Bummer dude 😂
Did you call him Ernie? You should have
Having to take out insurance to cover against the occurrence of gun crimes, accidents and mass shootings? 🤔 The insurance industry would literally END the gun lobby and the NRA inside a week. Not even kidding. Someone put a pin in that thought. We shouldn't lose it.
I'm sorry, but you've sadly mistaken "Surfers Against GENOCIDE" for "Surfers Against Jews." Pull your fucking head in, @AustralianJA. We are sick to death of your constant lies, genocide denial and victimhood. We see you and your Hasbara poison. #auspol #GazaGenocide #GazaHolocaust
If you're standing at a rally, shoulder to shoulder with literal Neo-Nazis, and you still think you're a 'pretty decent person' ... Pro tip: you're fucking not. Simple as that.
I think we know what to expect from this Government by now Hope comes from different people, maybe
Well, when the atrocity of Christchurch happened, they sure kept banging on about how he was 'Australian' Nazis aren't human so nationalities don't really apply
I've seen ABC refer to the Nazi rallies as "anti mass immigration rallies" over and over, exactly what Nazis want labelled as, legitimising them. In contrast, not once have I heard the Palestine rallies called anti-genocide or anti-colonial. I wonder what that's about 🙄
The ABC's reference to the Nazi rallies as "anti mass immigration rallies" is stupid on so many levels. But the least they could do is explain that there is, in fact, no mass immigration. Their failure to use the 'G' word is an act of craven capitulation to the Israel lobby that is beyond words.
What he did & said is an actual crime & in doubling down he made that even more clear. I think of all the other demographics who’d never get away with it. He claims to have punched people so it’s not an empty threat. No wonder violence is a problem in Australia.
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Yeah. Neither Trump nor Vance are really 'in charge'. Altas Network / Heritage Foundation are the authors of all this.
Vance would be a trainwreck. Although the train already left the tracks some time ago
Was wondering the same thing actually 🧐🍿
Ahem
This is the Australian Federal Court Reminder to Americans on here It was an important distinction It means we can support our Jewish friends while also calling out Israel for genocide
Not a single minced word.
Excellent summary
What a spectacular disappointment he's turned out to be
I read that Albo was mentored by Whitlam.. surely they meant Morrison 🤷
This from the Government that directly platformed on improving GoVErnMeNtAL TraNsPaReNcY 🤪 LAboR, how good is it?
Definitely
From distant shores that is many people’s take on the takeover. They have the Supreme Court doing their bidding, their iCE militia and a compliant Republican government. They aren’t going anywhere soon. And world leaders including our Australian Prime Minister pretend everything is normal. #auspol
I'm not convinced they're going to get out of this without some sort of 'conflict' MAGA will not willingly cede power now they have it
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Yep. Luigi knew it too.
World: We know Also World: Why don't you just shoot the shitcunt and his friends? Guns are definitely your 'thing'
Indeed This is why I'd never delve into politics It destroys you. I'm certain you CANNOT rise to a level of influence WITHOUT sacrificing everything that mattered to you This WAS Albo 👇 Who is he now? youtube.com/shorts/FE0jC...
Fun fact We officially have an envoy to address Islamophobia Have you EVER heard a single peep out of them? Has any media outlet covered literally ANYTHING they've said WITHOUT Googling it, who is it? I hate our Israeli/Australian Govt
No shade intended, but what IS the resolve of the Queensland people?
BREAKING: Jewish Envoy, Jillian Segal, issues scathing remarks regarding the neo-Nazi protests across Australia. ALSO BREAKING: Santa Claus reveals actual workshop at the North Pole 🙄
That's part of it, 100% I kinda think about this like billionaires. Not the money, although they get plenty, the mentality You CANNOT rise that far without being a shitcunt at heart. You just can't Good people don't survive that
Indeed This is why I'd never delve into politics It destroys you. I'm certain you CANNOT rise to a level of influence WITHOUT sacrificing everything that mattered to you This WAS Albo 👇 Who is he now? youtube.com/shorts/FE0jC...
I'm so disappointed with this Govt I never expected Utopia But I was hoping for an alternative to Dutton Aside from not openly stealing our money, I've not seen much difference The boomers know this too, but they've all got tax payer funded EV batteries to hide behind to pretend it's not true
Fun, right? 😩
BREAKING: Jewish Envoy, Jillian Segal, issues scathing remarks regarding the neo-Nazi protests across Australia. ALSO BREAKING: Santa Claus reveals actual workshop at the North Pole 🙄
South Park would call him 'Token'
He's lost
Albo looking shit-scared while Genocide Envoy Segal walks all over him. You're severely compromised, @albomp.bsky.social You're legally obliged to declare this conflict of interest. #SanctionIsrael
Fun fact We officially have an envoy to address Islamophobia Have you EVER heard a single peep out of them? Has any media outlet covered literally ANYTHING they've said WITHOUT Googling it, who is it? I hate our Israeli/Australian Govt
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It'll be a fine day when he is post hummus. (Sorry)
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It ALWAYS has been
I shouldn’t laugh but…
From now on, Bobby Khitter shall be know as Pappa Ghanoush
Lots more
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If that actually happened, then the predators would have DEFINITELY eaten everyone else because 'munchies'
If this was a GoFundMe option, I think we'd all chip in, yeah?
Um, ouch 😂
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Well, that's me being a medic monkey 🐒⛑️
Yeah, exactly that
English does NOT make sense But it IS a gigantic sponge that manages to hoover up words, lots of nouns, from anywhere and incorporate and differentiate them over time If English were a character in Star Trek, we'd be the Borg We will add your distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
Never doubt the cause ✊ But I see that photo and wonder how much money the British Royal family paid to clear everyone away, just for one photo And couldn't that money have been spent more effectively in the pursuit of the cause? Because they spent A LOT.
I suppose you could argue that 'better' is a human standard of quality That said, it's not wrong either
I'd be happy if NONE of them used ANY roads, phone lines, electricity, water, or internet Let's just see how 'sovereign' you are.
From now on, Bobby Khitter shall be know as Pappa Ghanoush
I get how Hillary feels about Monica What I don't get is how she feels about Epstein
@albomp.bsky.social @senatorwong.bsky.social QUAD is dead. Ditch AUKUS and cancel Nuke Subs
English does NOT make sense But it IS a gigantic sponge that manages to hoover up words, lots of nouns, from anywhere and incorporate and differentiate them over time If English were a character in Star Trek, we'd be the Borg We will add your distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
Oh fuck right off How is that not written on the box EVERY computer comes in? Dog damn it 😩
Ooh, you mean like the Freedum dipshits did all over the Shrine of Remembrance in Melbourne during Covid?
BREAKING: Pauline Hanson inadvertently discovers 'progress' And no, I didn't see that coming either
ALT DEL for superior OSX users. CMD Del for the whole line.
WHY IS THIS NOT WRITTEN DOWN SOMEWHERE? FFS! 😩😩😩
Being told you needed to feel patriotic WAS the problem Not just for your country. But for ALL of them Patriotism only equals blind, unquestioning obedience
That was horrible advice
The Epstein Files aren't there So he's trying to distract everyone 👍
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Same sovereign, freedom idiots who protested being locked down during a once in a century pandemic Not an organised group, like Nazis Just a whole lots of whiny dipshits, who protest 'freedom' then get drunk and then urinate on war memorials 🙄🖕
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If I said anything wrong, apologies
Ooh, you mean like the Freedum dipshits did all over the Shrine of Remembrance in Melbourne during Covid?
It ALWAYS has been
Hell of a day. Having run it (many) years ago, being on 'the other side of the fence' today was eye opening. Can only applaud the professionalism of St John, and props to EVERYONE who pulled on shoes and ran. Even attempting something like this is huge. Massive props ✊
Dude is giving off 'Hitler level confidence' vibes circa 1939 And we all know how THAT turned out. Also, he has cankles. So there's that
BREAKING: Pauline Hanson inadvertently discovers 'progress' And no, I didn't see that coming either
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? Just meant 'yes' Nothing else That's me. That's all I meant.
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Yessir
Oh that's delicious 😂😂😂
I'm really cranky WHY don't we know this?!