So Superman totally just switches to Netflix onto that big holoscreen in the Fortress of Solitude when he’s done with the home movies, right?
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So Superman totally just switches to Netflix onto that big holoscreen in the Fortress of Solitude when he’s done with the home movies, right?
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Seen this morning on fbook
And the millionaire comedians who bitch about “the left hating free speech” are suspiciously silent. Also, it’s so fucking quaint having a convicted felon threaten people with jail time for non-offenses. This fucking piece of shit…
BUT CANCEL CULTURE! THE LEFT HATES FREE SPEECH! *jerk off motion*
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Don’t forget “genocide.”
This is supposed to be satire, not an ACTUAL headline from the New York Times.
It will never not be hilarious listening to some corporate-friendly Democrat talk about how a socialist candidate doesn’t care about poor people. Sure, buddy, sure…
Shitlib Politician: “This SOCIALIST is doing fuck-all to help struggling working class families!” The Public: “And what are your plans to help struggling working class families?” Shitlib Politician: “Tax cuts for corporations, more police, and an all expenses paid trip to Israel.”
The same people who think universal healthcare, free college, and affordable housing are communism are also cool with the president extorting companies for partial ownership.
They’re just going to keep deporting this poor guy to random countries until they find one that they can’t bring him back from. And this is totally the look of an administration that absolutely isn’t trying to cover its tracks because they illegally deported an innocent man. Nope. Not at all.
Never believe that the military won’t fall under fascist control. The military already attracts droves of people with authoritarian leanings. So the idea that every single rank-and-file soldier will “ignore illegal orders” is some Aaron Sorkin political fan fiction.
That’s the sad part. We will elect a spineless shitlib who will grant a blanket amnesty is the hopes of precipitating “national healing.” See Obama and the torturers under Bush. Shit, we couldn’t even get Obama to prosecute the people who crashed the fucking economy.
As long as they still have those cheesy potatoes and biscuits and gravy, I’m honestly fine.
Well I for one WON’T be voting for Mamdani. Because I live in New Jersey and am legally barred from voting in New York City. Otherwise I’d be voting the fuck for this guy!
So how exactly is the new Cracker Barrel logo “woke”? Am I missing something there? They streamlined the logo, made it literally barrel shaped, and lost a drawing of a nondescript dude. These idiots do realize that logos constantly change, yes? It’s not a leftist agenda, it’s graphic fucking design.
Look, if your religion doesn’t empower you with magic, is it even worth it?
Fucking Nazi pieces of shit.
On Aug. 14, Social Security will mark its 90th anniversary—but instead of celebrating, labor leaders and activists say the program faces the gravest threats in its history.
I think Mamdani is getting it from both fronts. His apartment simultaneously is too cheap AND too expensive. All to paint him as a fake man of the people by supporters of a millionaire nepo baby who was run out of his elected office. Politics is fun, ain’t it?
I’ve started referring to Stephen Miller and Jonathan Greenblatt as “Roy Clohns.”
Pictured: Taylor Swift fans trying to decode the meaning behind the upcoming 12th album.
Any conservative that ever again bitches about big government and universal healthcare leading to tyranny after cheering their Dear Leader’s declaration of de facto martial law is getting a brick dropped on their genitals.
It really is wild that the guy who thinks any criticism of the Israeli government is akin to Nazism is now straight up saying Nazi shit.
“Only the liberals are so petty and lazy with their sense of humor.” Bitch, conservatives have only one joke and it’s about gender and pronouns.
He sounds like he’s introducing himself in Middle-Earth.
Andrew Cuomo: “This fucking rich nepo baby asshole doesn’t have the qualifications for office!” Also Andrew Cuomo: “Hi, I’m the heir to a famous political dynasty and that alone makes me the best man for this job.”
Pfft check out this COMMUNIST actually meeting with small business owners. Wait…. - Andrew Cuomo, probably
It’s telling that Kristi Noem is more upset that South Park mocked her excessive Botox and not her being a puppy murdering Gestapo commander.
“Did you know that if you vote for Mamdani that it will make your dick bigger? You don’t want that to happen do you? I’m Andrew Cuomo and I approve this message.”
Honestly I basically looked like that at 25. I was literally confused for a senior citizen by a bus driver who asked me if I wanted the senior discount.
When is Congress going to ban executive time travel?
Look, I don’t mean to. But I keep wanting to say Zordon Mamdani, and I know that’s wrong.
The Gearge W. bush years were tough. And who can forget where they were when the playyns hit the Woorild Tradge Cyntter on Sevtemblar 11111, 220Z.
Tag yourself: I’m George V.W. Bxar.
If the show is still on in 30 years, Grandpa Simpson will be retconned as a millennial.
2028: The Democratic leadership and shitlib pundits try to play off Trump declaring himself leader for life as “just a distraction” from the more pressing issue of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries finding a bipartisan solution allowing for SOME genocide of immigrants and trans people.
For real, Andrew Cuomo running for mayor of NYC after resigning as governor of NY is like when Lance Armstrong said he wanted to try swimming after being banned from cycling.
“You grew up rich.” Dude, do you even know who your family is????
*carefully constructed post that I think is brilliant, insightful, and hilarious* Response: *crickets* *barely thought out and basic response to someone else’s post that I only typed because I’m a whore for social media engagement* Response:
Oh man, Andrew Cuomo, wait till you hear about a whole nation of people living in squalor because their home is being illegally occupied.
Amazon actually made “Coupon: The Movie” for real.
I’m so sorry but I don’t have much money right now but I will share your story.
Pictured: not Alan Dershowitz
50 years from now, it’s going to look weird as fuck to look back on “liberal” politicians hugging and taking photos with Netanyahu while he and his entire cabinet were calling for genocide.
Ok but seriously, can you imagine the public scandal that would ensue if a billionaire was found out to be a high tech vigilante with ninja training and the blessing of law enforcement to engage in his own personal war on crime?
So if I’m Batman and I tell you that I’m not Batman, but only because if you know that I’m Batman that would put in danger, does that make me a horrible liar?
But are we aware that his first wife that he routinely abused died under mysterious circumstances and any mention of her has been scrubbed from public record?
Israel: “We are the most enlightened country in the Middle East that respects human rights.” Also Israel: “We should do a genocide.” Also Also Israel: “It’s not a genocide! Who said it was a genocide? Why are you so antisemitic? We just want to do what Hitler did but to Arabs. Stop judging me!!!”
I should say it’s astounding that budget-minded conservatives are totally cool with giving a 50K signing bonus and student loan forgiveness to new ICE recruits, but we all know at this point that it never had anything to do with managing the national debt.
I seriously love how South Park and King of the Hill, two animated series long viewed as being middle of the road and anti-PC and which everyone assumed would take on wokeness, are just straight up telling fascists to go fuck themselves.
I sing this commercial jingle in my head, substituting “Crossfire!” for whatever 3-syllable word or phrase I’ve come across in my daily life, at least once a week. I’m 39.
Ok hear me out: we get as many progressives to join ICE, get that sweet sweet signing bonus, completely overwhelm their ranks, and then just fucking sabotage the whole operation. While getting paid for it.
Live your life in such a way that you don’t incur the eternal hatred of Luke Skywalker.
The stories we tell matter. I know this not from watching but from memory. I was just a child, held behind barbed wire in a U.S. internment camp, when an atomic bomb obliterated Hiroshima—killing members of my family.
We have one humanitarian crisis of we’re actively enabling and one that we’re actively ignoring.
Make no mistake: this was intentional. The raptors are testing the electric fence for weaknesses.
There’s no “probably.” You legally cannot run for a third fucking term. We keep treating this shit like it’s normal.
He has an open mind about sitting down for dinner with a literal cult leader in the White House but he’s worried about college indoctrinating youth. Fuck right off, buddy.
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He can’t not look like a fixer for a shady law firm who gets rid of dead sex workers for wealthy clients’ failsons.
“I never went to the island.” Ok that wasn’t the question. But thanks for confirming our suspicions.
94% of teachers have had to dip into their own pockets to buy school supplies. An estimated 1 in 6 have second jobs during the school year to make ends meet. The average Wall Street employee got a record $244,700 bonus last year. Something has gone terribly wrong.
The same people complaining that any criticism of Israel is inherently antisemitic are usually the same people claiming that race science is unfairly maligned in public discourse.
Conservatives: “Facts don’t care about your feelings.” Also Conservatives: “Your facts suck!”
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
Fucking war criminals.
Supposedly after pretending it was about money they're just openly talking in meetings about how they'll trash contracts and fire comedians for the absolutely unprescedented act of... making fun of the president on a late night talk show. Dictator shit.
Democrats: “We’re in a Constitutional crisis!” Progressives: “Yes! We need to do something about this!” Democrats: “Oh stop giving into Trump’s distractions!” Progressives: “But you literally just said—“ Democrats: “ SHUT IT, COMMIE!!!!”
Completely fake sex trafficking ring involving Satanic liberals: “OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT THEY’RE DOING TO CHILDREN?!?!?” Drag queen story hour: “OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT THEY’RE DOING TO CHILDREN?!?!?” Undeniable proof that Donald Trump is a sex criminal: “Look, what you gotta understand is…”
They’ll brutalize unarmed civilians and claim it’s in the name of public safety and then they’re all thumbs when it comes to stopping actual crimes. And we know why: because it’s easier and safer to throw some 50-year-old single mother to the ground than it is to do the job we pay them to do.
“Hamas raped women and killed children on Oct 7th. How dare you that didn’t happen?!?” “I’m not denying it and I think it was horrible and unjustifiable. But why are you ok with the IDF doing the same to Gazans?” “That didn’t happen. Also I’m morally superior.”
Crazy how the same people who falsely claimed Hamas beheaded babies are now totally okay with Israel actually starving babies.
The New York Post never misses an opportunity to hype up the threat of illegal aliens.
“And this ‘Rizzler’, is he in the room with us right now?”
I’m still not clear on who or what the Rizzler is, and yes, I am aware that makes me old.
Will Smith should still be recording cheesy rap songs for his films.
And Biden needed 4 years to get that low. Trump is only just at the 6 month mark.
Translation: “We will soon be imposing our will and vision on all American media. News will be what we say it is. Comedians will submit their material for government approval. Failure to comply will lead to legal sanction.”
One day “Beltway Brain” will be considered a diagnosable mental illness.
Ignoring the fact that he’s running for NYC mayor and not president, we keep hearing how the Democrats are out of touch with the working class but whenever an actual champion of the working class emerges amongst the Democrats, we have to hear about how “alienating” they are. Pick a fucking lane.
Mamdani wins by such a large margin that he becomes the mayor of multiple cities.
It’s wild that this organization has such an outsized influence on our politics. For all the talk of how George Soros or the Muslim Brotherhood or Russia or China secretly influence our elections, it’s treated as completely fucking normal that AIPAC literally does it in the open and BRAGS about it.
Dick Van Dyke and William Daniels must have evidence that the Grim Reaper is in the Epstein files, the way they have managed to ward him off this week.
The Galactus popcorn bucket looks like it’s judging you for having sex with the Dune popcorn bucket. And rightfully so.
South Park right now: