Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
@imjackrudd.bsky.social
Parent, chess player, maths graduate, board gamer. Wrote a song once.
created August 8, 2023
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Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
On which subject, I don't think I'm related to your former prime minister. Or the former UK Home Secretary. Or the guy from Clueless, although he has named his son Jack so as to cause confusion.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, which part of Devon? (I'm in Bideford.)
Yosha Iglesias (@yoshaiglesias.bsky.social) reposted
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/chess...
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a Guy whose contribution to the Guy Economy is helping run chess tournaments, should you ever wish to be someone who runs a chess tournament.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
The World Snooker Championship record of Luca Brecel is similarly bizarre. In eight appearances in the tournament, he's won just seven matches... but five of those were in the 2023 event, meaning his name is on the trophy.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
My sister is, thankfully, one of the exceptions.
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A VERY packed couch for tonight! ๐
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social)
Dear D'Hoffryn: I just overheard someone saying "I wish I could be president for the rest of my life". Did I do the right thing? Yours, A newly-minted vengeance demon
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
*The Whig Party has entered the chat*
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Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
It still counts; soccer is a type of football.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Bend It Like Beckham
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
If he were to die soon, he would be the first US president since Eisenhower to die without ever having been the oldest living president. It might be nice for him to be denied that meaningless bauble.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
This one pinged something in my Writer Brain; said trans woman with soft eyes might be an excellent detective in a traditional British whodunnit.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
The last stat I saw about its readers suggested that their voting habits were pretty close to those of the general population (which is not at all true of any other daily UK paper).
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like Theresa May's attempts to pacify her backbenchers when it came to Brexit negotiations: it was never going to succeed, because the object of said backbenchers was to break the negotiations.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
(Of course, the inspirations for that one were Disney Princess I Want songs in general, and Reflection and Let It Go in particular, so the interpretation in question is going to emerge.)
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn't explicitly the intention when I wrote it, but, you know... musescore.com/user/3348875...
Yosha Iglesias (@yoshaiglesias.bsky.social) reposted
It's the first time a trans woman wins the French Chess Championship, and the second time in history that a trans woman wins a national title, after Annemarie Meier who became Women's German Champion in 2003! I hope my victory inspires young trans chess fan to keep playing while they transition.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social)
Congratulations to @yoshaiglesias.bsky.social on becoming French women's chess champion.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
That's before they realized there were countries other than AUS, CAN and NZL in the Commonwealth.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
And pretty much all opponents will have *some* strengths and *some* weaknesses, and successfully determining what they are is often key to victory.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, Anonymous Source MP. Hadn't heard from him in a while; good to see he's still keeping active.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
I've played Agricola on a farm.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social)
Today I have been mostly winning in the style of my coach, against his ex-wife. #chess #KingstonInternational
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Judging from my results at Kingston, her live rating has probably overtaken mine now.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Mostly not; they're probably a bit too fragile to take dip well. If you see it at all, it tends to be with chunkier items like Doritos.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know, but I certainly read through John Wyndham when I was a teen in the '90s, and I think he'd been dead for thirty years by then.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Desolation Row
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
I ended up on 5/9 and gained rating points. Which was nice. Two nice wins (Zhou, Pereslavtsev), one scrappy one (Ledger) and one outrageous swindle (Carpenter).
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social)
Quote with a pic where you felt elegant
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Domesticate ALL the Carnivora. Pet walrus FTW.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, not too bad. Currently at the British Chess Championships in Liverpool, where I've had my usual patchy mix of results.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
(She is still playing in women's events anyway, as it happens: tournament eligibility is mostly in the hands of national federations, and the French federation is happy to accept trans women as women.)
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Kindergarten Cop
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Addams Family
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a thing for people who really like pizza and have the space in their backyard, yes.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Minor nit here: "won in women's events" is not strictly accurate - this is referring to the titles of WGM, WIM, WFM and WCM, which can be, and often are, gained on the basis of results in mixed events.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
In England, both cricket and soccer have similar length histories and corresponding Remembering Some Guys features.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone else has already picked It's All Coming Back To Me Now, so I'll pick something else. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bJs...
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Chess has it lucky, I suppose, in that while newspaper chess columns are never particularly insightful or interesting, they are at least written by actual chess players, and so avoid most of the usual pitfalls.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Ouch. Still, the rating gain is nice.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Leningrad
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, you can certainly get that at a hawker centre in Singapore at those sort of prices, but that's probably not helpful to most of the audience of that post.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
I am not a Valley Girl, but I might one day be a Valley Line Girl. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valleys...
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Folding Ideas
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
There was also a German soccer player called Steffan Kuntz. He was part of the German team that won Euro 96, and scored against England in the semis.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the things I say about myself is that among my hobbies is RPG character creation. Actually playing the character is an optional extra.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but think of the home-state effect he will get in *checks notes* California.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
And there was much rejoicing.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a bit the wrong end of the country for me, but we'll see.
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Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
The Sims
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
I might make a possible exception for things like "requiring investment in the thing that broke so that you're less likely to need the same sort of aid funding in the future", but yes, tying aid funding to unrelated garbage is a bit off.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Taggart www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhWP...
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
(And as a musical theatre nerd, I feel compelled to mention that the most emotionally powerful point in that film is when he sings a song that clearly escaped from a musical.)
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
It was Wednesday everywhere in Asia when you posted that, if that helps.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Music and Lyrics
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social)
Post a picture you took of something other than a person.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social)
Repost a picture of you that someone else took
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
The parents of one of my uni friends got this right: they christened her Catherine Elizabeth, specifically for the purpose of giving her maximum scope to choose a name that suited her when she wanted to.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
The only other pets I've kept have been rabbits.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, like the reason AIs that play games like chess work: there's a built-in feedback function that works immediately.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah yes, fish. I think the closest thing taxonomy has to a definition is "a vertebrate that isn't a tetrapod". Fish are like oblongs or irrational numbers in that regard. :)
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, some authors need the room to develop a story that a novel gives them, and their short stories aren't so good. Agatha Christie is another example.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweden and Ireland for me. (And Wales, if you consider that outside of my country.) All with the same person.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social)
The photo I'm sending to Bluesky for verification.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social)
I finished equal third at the #SouthWalesInternational #chess tournament. s1.chess-results.com/tnr1205733.a...
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not sure 40percent.football has ever had a three-digit number of simultaneous users, and that site's been going for a quarter of a century.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social)
Now Bold Sir John he made an app Whose title we misparsed He said "this name is not a bust; My intuition we should trust For cough and splutter all you must My dictates shall hold fast".
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Without saying Sophia Nyx, name someone with great breasts.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Chef!
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of the older chess arbiters/organizers in Britain have agreements of that nature.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
With the possible exception of The Day Before You Came, which pretty much inverts the trope.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Independence Day
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds to me a lot like the reason I never go to the cinema. (In short: if a film is such that seeing it in the cinema is a noticeable upgrade over seeing it on my personal television, it's also probably a film that won't particularly appeal to my tastes.)
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Working book title: "better known for other work".
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I'd certainly classify Dominion as a board game, and that doesn't have a board.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
They are, yes, but *even in the context of this weirdness*, men pretending to transition for this purpose doesn't seem to have happened. (The anal beads thing, by the way, is not a serious suggestion: your confederate would have to be in the same room for it to work, which defeats the point.)
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Return to Oz
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
John Allen Paulos made a similar point in one of his books (quite possibly A Mathematician Reads The Newspaper): newspapers suit a short attention span better than television, because you can read an article quickly and move on.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't yet found out what this tournament is, but looking at most of Heidemann's recent results, it looks as if what happened is probably that she won the girls' U-18 prize in a mixed tournament.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
The Swedish for garlic is vitlรถk, which literally translates as "white onion". (Similarly, leeks are purjolรถk and chives are graslรถk. The alums all have names that make it clear they are related.)
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably, unless smooth surfaces have turned into wrinkly ones or other oddities of that nature.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Magic the Gathering is a perfectly fine game mechanic attached to a model of game design that I really don't want to encourage. I am unfamiliar with hyperpop as a genre.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Appointment With Death
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
It's all part and parcel of the Islamophobia; Sadiq Khan, the mayor of London, is a Muslim.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
On which subject, there is a cracking Test match going on between England and India at the moment. Final day coming up; all four results are possible. www.espncricinfo.com/series/india...
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed. A lot of useless public discourse arises from the failure to ask the question "is this a demographic, a movement, or an organization?" of some community.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
The FT has the interesting property that the voting habits of its readers are reasonably close to the voting habits of the UK electorate overall, or at least it did at one recent election - 2017, I think. This is not true of any other British daily 'paper.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember when 40percent.football had an RIP Neil Young thread that went on for quite a few posts before someone pointed out that some disambiguation might be in order. (The footballer of that name had died, but the OP had been deliberately letting people think it was the musician.)
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I don't know. This is traditionally the point in the proceedings where England announces it could host the World Cup if the current arrangements fall through.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Centrists are the enemy *in the context of a Democratic primary*, which is what this is. The fascists are not relevant in this context, because they're standing for the other party.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Hello, Ajax! Are you a mighty man at arms?
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
Come to think of it, the only films I'm aware of with a Central Asian protagonist are the Borat films. There must be scope for something better out there.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
The Disney Animated Canon has gone to four of the five regions of Asia, so let's go with those: The Jungle Book (S Asia) Aladdin (W Asia) Mulan (E Asia) Raya and the Last Dragon (SE Asia) No Central Asian film from them yet, as far as I know.
Jack Rudd ๐น๐น ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@imjackrudd.bsky.social) reply parent
North Devon doesn't really have a city, as such, and I think the most prominent musician to have lived round here is Elkie Brooks.