Ugh they’re replacing the hot water tanks in the building with no notice today and so I haven’t showered and I feel disgusting. I’m like a 2-3 shower a day kind of person it’s my therapy 😭😭😭
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Ugh they’re replacing the hot water tanks in the building with no notice today and so I haven’t showered and I feel disgusting. I’m like a 2-3 shower a day kind of person it’s my therapy 😭😭😭
Ahh I wish I was like this so bad
I have a Harry Potter tattoo, it’s the scroll beneath the school logo-Latin for ‘ never tickle a sleeping dragon.’ it was my very first Tattoo and I got it with my first boyfriend. I keep it for those reasons, not for HP anymore
And with the pink and yellow glasses, it’s such a good colour palette. It’s giving- going to the queer hackers party in 1998.
I have such a nerd boner over it
Does it require an exorgasm?
Aww that shredder looks so good on you (colour looks great on you) 🔥🥺
Oh they surely would
I think Zelda would survive the xenomorphs because she’s too adorable, they would pet her sooner than eat her
Aw I’m so jealous that you’ve ever been able to do that . I’ve never been long enough for that.
Same, arg lol
You’re right I would very much 🥰
I wouldn’t mess with you
That does look like a real stretcher
I used to run them when I was younger, and I always found the fear leaves you once you find your pace. And just like you find your pace with 5K you’ll find your pace with the longer ones too. You’ll smash it. ❤️
Such beautiful pups
If you’re a fan of the original movie- this feels very parallel, especially in art direction and era. But introducing new creatures is really intriguing. I’m enjoying the living fuck out of it.
Goddamn you Alien earth for not letting me binge the rest of this 😤😤😤
Yeah so good!
Love that face card 🔥
God it’s just so awesome
Zelda doing her best Jonesy impression for alien earth
Awww the way I would run over so quickly like sonic the hedgehog 🥰🥲❤️🫂
Games I wished I could play on my switch: Prince of Persia Sands of time Shadow of the colossus Zelda and the Wind Waker (actual port) Zelda twilight princess Any of the Kingdom hearts (actual port, not on cloud) Black Myth Wukong (it looks so damn cool) Assassins creed odyssey
It’s such a good size and looks so good on your sleek body
God yes
Ok Wind Waker is a very important and sentimental part of my nerdy little heart
I wanna see the alien Venus fly trap thing eat someone. Preferably someone insufferable.
Ooooo new alien earth tonight
Gosh I wish I was built like this
What a beautiful collaboration
Oh hey, can I help you with that?
Yeah, I’m putting up a pretty good fight:D . It’s just so comfortable and habitual to get into.
Oh, good on you for giving that up. That’s a tough one. (one I am not giving up just yet.) but yes, not giving in because the minute I do I will be vaping 24/seven.
I don’t know what it is about today, but my glob do I ever feel like vaping. Why is it even after months I’m still getting cravings?😭
This is so beautiful and I love the placement and size
Your draftsmanship and anatomy are so good and I love the way you draw your faces
Absolute perfection
Someone else just shared this and I think this looks really good!
Yeah, I might need some care Bears tonight
Aw this is so sad
I think it looks so good
It looks so great
I just need to admire that for a very long time before anything else
Fuckin hotty I swear
I would honestly kill to look like this and be packing like that
What a beautiful man
Oh wow so elite 🔥
Wow so beautiful
Yeah, it’s fantastic, absolutely hilarious Movie with great pacing and wonderful art direction and design. It was originally supposed to be a big musical feature like the lion King, but it got scrapped and later repurposed into this wonderfully dumb little comedy. One of my faves.
And @gaybitterskeets.bsky.social is also a lovely mclovleyson, and fun hang and an entirely fantastic chef/host☺️
🫂❤️
Chartreuse?
Ha my apartment isn’t a great space for that and I have a cat that doesn’t like people. Would be great if we could just rent the pump jack for an afternoon one day or something
❤️🫂
Ridiculously hot
Yes, that is in Seattle. (I never go either). I just know they were trying to start a Vancouver city Jack’s and it didn’t last very long here unfortunately
Yeah, sort of like the rules for rain city jacks (I honestly wish we had a club like that in Vancouver. I know they did try to start one.)
You do give off BDE actually
I think this would be why establishing the tone of the party beforehand would be cool. Like - this is a bate sesh and nothing else. Yeah topping and bottoming is a dish I will occasionally sample but it’s rarely something I order myself.
Yeah, I would love to be part of a group like this! This sounds like a dream
Hotty alert 🚨🚨🚨
Noooo 🙈
Oh thank you ☺️
Weird sock bros
I should silk screen some of these ha
Going to hang with cute friends go get a cute fit on k
Oh wow oh wow
You know, being a side doesn’t make you any less of a player. Side sexual acts are not like side dishes or simply ‘foreplay’. For some of us, this is the main course and that’s totally fine (I love oral/manual stim not much into fucking). Being a top or bottom doesn’t make you better than others.
My god you’re so fucking good
It can be like a season sometimes, and seasons return ❤️
It’s so beautiful
You’re a hottie either way
Icons
Thank you sweet sir ☺️
Oh my god this is so hot
I’ve been called an elder gay and a daddy recently and I’m honestly not ready for that vibe yet (I’m so not a daddy like ever)
Great body and cock 🔥
It was just from some silly YouTube thing I was watching. But I would be very up for a crossover.
Daaaaaaad
D’aw shucks thank you friend ☺️❤️
So amazing 🔥🔥🔥
Honestly, this. People also forget that the films are made by the hard working artists who don’t have any say in what the company does.
Puck you have to stop being so hot I have a heart condition you know. (it beats faster when I see you.)
We need to make this circle happen. Two circles one of them being pizza.
Understandably🥰
That would keep me up nicely
You’re not annoying at all, Josh, you’re sweet and kind and cute and sexy. I love when we talk and I wish you lived in the same city as me. ❤️🫂
Wow Dane you look so incredible and so fit 🔥🔥🔥
God yes
I think it would be tremendously hot and then you get to reward yourself for all the calories you burnt off already with pizza. PIZZA!
That sounds like a very sexy porno cooking show all of a sudden
Looking extra huge and happy
Aw if only…(darkly) if only…..
Can I also work on you?
I’ve admired your wardrobe before, but this is also a sweater I would steal
Oh, I love this for you
My first horror movie was Jaws. That opening scene is absolute nightmare fuel, and it has never left my brain. It gave me a lifelong fear of swimming in the ocean.
Oh, I should watch this tonight
You must’ve made your cactus so horny from all of that walking around nekid