One upside: we will know where to piss on her grave
One upside: we will know where to piss on her grave
I’m sorry for your loss. She will always be the best girl.
Did you club him in the knees and rescue his dog?
Not just your opinion, I’m pretty sure it’s science
As long as billionaires can get richer, what’s the big deal?
The US has a 100% tariff on Chinese EVs
We’ll never see them here because the US has a 100% tariff on Chinese EVs. Let the market decide, my ass. And EVs aren’t the solution! Accessible, efficient mass transit is the solution!!
No, they are not. My niece is 12 and she got a “gaming pc” last Chrimmus. I added her to my steam account as a family member so she could have access to my library. She played fallout 4 for all of 20 minutes, but she’s back to alternating between roblox and fortnite.
machine like FUCKYOUBRRRRRRRR
What in the actual fuck. The other firefighters should have burned their IDs in solidarity and protest. I hope there’s a way to get a registry of the federal agents carrying out these detainments and kidnappings so we can eventually ban them from ever serving in law enforcement again.
Now that I think about it, the Betamaxes were pretty loose in those slots. Found them. I forgot we had this classic!
Were these made for Betamax tapes? This brought back so many memories! I might still have a few stashed somewhere. Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Beverly Hills Cop…
Begin, some
You and me both, Amanda. See you on da moon!!!
Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit theonion.com/meryl-s...
Tomorrow would be great, I could use some uplifting news
Floppy drives are vertical now, unc
This is me during cuddling, I can’t get into it
They were on the brink of a discovery but RFK Jr came in and mixed up all their papers and tipped over their beakers. He screamed NERDS the entire time.
Please say this is going to be on Frontline, please say this is going to be on Frontline…
Review when??
How to moisture? I feel like I’m missing out.
Deplaneted would be preferable, go the fuck to mars already
(From the kitchen) Spawn! The DEMONIC bagel bites are ready to be DEVOURED, but be wary, they smolder with hellfire from the depths of HADES!!!
Not the photo I submitted but here’s a sample from his photoshoot yesterday
Oh, he WILL be featured in the Friday spotlight.
Between farts and slobbers
Full video for those interested
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
His youtube channel
Yes, let’s all make every effort to ease the burden of a CEO, so he can siphon more wealth for himself and the precious shareholders.
My first thought was, this is way more advanced than HyperCard!
If the abductions are legal, I don’t think the agents should obscure their entire heads and be so evasive. There’s a reason cops wear costumes with a brooch and it isn’t to blend in.
OVERWHELM them with calls so it forces ICE to be more transparent. There’s a chance these are some gun toting yokels who just want to erase some brown people #SometimesYouGottaBreakSomeEggs
If I was being “possibly” kidnapped, I hope you would call the EMERGENCY line and report it! But yes, force law enforcement to create a record of the incident, at the very least it will come in handy one day to the right people.
And the single eyehole in the mask is true commitment to the cyclops bit and a genius level method acting technique
You hit the jackpot with this guy
I knew Hulk “hot dog skin” Hogan and Peter Thiel were massive piles of shit but this goes far beyond mere assholery.
SNL is just going to run this as a cold open
I’ve been saying for years that the one thing the credit system lacks is activism
What in the jumped up christ is he talking about?
To be fair, it doesn’t say you have to be GOOD at it. It’s free money!
Hey! In your hashtags you forgot… never mind, you got the talented ones
“This is a fake thing.” Case closed! I’ve never heard a better explanation.
Release the drawing!
I wanna hug that dog
All i want is to find a bro to balance humours with
He makes his own fertilizer (it’s farts)
The US is getting there. My state passed a law that requires employers give workers a minimum of 40 HOURS of paid time off. It isn’t paid out at the end of the year if it’s not used and it doesn’t roll over.
Not only that, but they’re taking “mini-micros” that are two days of retirement after five consecutive work days
Garçon!
This just in
I agree, and also it’s “couldn’t” give a shit.
But she is too beige!!
Private equity is a fucking cancer
Boycott EA? Done. Do I get credit for all the years I’ve been doing this already?
A pizza party?? All I get is told to be thankful for my job.
And we never won those wars. Something people don’t seem to consider.
Are there videos? 🥵
It would make a good Lifetime movie, if those are still a thing
That’s the one!
I hope the FBI was standing by for a verdict before they stormed the courthouse to serve all kinds of warrants
The ones they found for days after the incident? And on the clothing that has no chain of custody? That’s all kinds of doubt
I think organization is the only thing keeping a full on revolution from happening
😂
Thank you for the video. I think about this ALL. THE. TIME.
🐴 “The LAPD remains focused on its core mission: to protect lives, safeguard Constitutional rights, and serve every neighborhood in Los Angeles with integrity.” 👮🏻♂️
Yellow helmet guy needs a rock gatherer or two to maximize the hits per pass
This is the result when good cocaine is wasted on awful people
I feel like a butthole for not preordering one for my niece. My Steam Deck will get me through these troubling times.
Don’t make me get tiktok!
Knowing me, knowing you it’s the best I can do
Alt alt text: TV animation vs movie animation
That was the fastest 90 seconds of my life! You caught my interest, you had my attention, and I was all settled in for the performance. More, please! How lucky were we to be here at the same time as a cosmically tapped-in creator like Jim Henson? Thank you for sharing, @lyndacarter.bsky.social
Do you stream your miniature builds?
You try being aggressively ignorant and terrified of every single thing you don’t understand! Also, #idiotsfightingthings
There is MORE than enough if we share
The Real Ghostbusters Ecto-1 box
Holy shit, that’s rad
You mean the only thing in focus in this photo?
I never watched the show but this is awesome for fans. Yay, Singleheads! Livingheads? LivSinHeads?
I nominate Lady G for the moniker
She lost me when she voted against student loan forgiveness and sent me some copy/paste form letter in response to my message. Useless.
Good, it’s only a matter of time until it reaches a boiling point
He’s a true warfighter warrior
its bakc babbbbbbbeeeee
What’s his point? iPhones and the internet weren’t around when he was a kid either.
I get it
Yeah I ain’t giving them access to that. Time to shop for a new carrier!
Meanwhile, I get a notice from AT&T that I will no longer receive a discount for using a credit card to autopay my bill every month.
I don’t have any basis for it, but I think cell phone signals have something to do with it
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
Poor Timmy doesn’t realize that’s before taxes
Since when did we import HVAC repair? That’s always been a thing, will continue to be a thing, and tariffs won’t affect that at all. What a pile of shit.
Jeopardy answer: Jesus christ, what a year it’s been, huh?
Gorgeous weather today for taking back our our country
