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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty

@irhottakes.bsky.social

Political science PhD student. World’s third best Bigfoot colonial governance simulation expert. Had to drag myself kicking and screaming to she/her, but she/her nonetheless.

created June 13, 2023

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Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Like half the load order is dedicated to bringing the creatin club content up to the standard of "feels like it fits in the game." Thanks, Todd.

1/9/2025, 3:37:32 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

I made this. It can be used as a load order on its own or as a gameplay base for you to build on with your waifus and fancy graphics and whatnot. Unlike my previous load order, it's actually pretty stable.

1/9/2025, 3:35:26 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

Honestly, I am morbidly curious if Canadian intelligence’s threat assessment changed when they saw the US military invading LA and DC. Just in terms of “would they say ‘yessir,’ if he told them to Do It,”

1/9/2025, 1:16:34 AM | 129 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

Tbh, as a taxpayer, I’m glad I don’t have to pay extra for goon squad gooning in public. Some things are best kept between you, an old sock, and a disgusted God. Why should you pick my wallet to do it?

1/9/2025, 12:54:49 AM | 46 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

I’m glad we’re all in agreement that people pointing guns at me without being paid overtime is wrong, but I’m a little concerned that we’re not on the same page whether it’s the gun pointing part or the paid overtime part that makes it wrong.

1/9/2025, 12:44:34 AM | 100 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

“They call it the friend-enemy distinction, folks. Big, strong men would come up to him with tears in their eyes and ask Herr Schmitt, what if I just want to kick somebody and he said go ahead, we can always make up a reason later. He’s being recognized more and more.”

1/9/2025, 12:34:13 AM | 80 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Ellie, with love, people were looking for a reason to cancel you for a while, thinking anything you say here is going to change anyone's mind is mistaking cause and effect.

31/8/2025, 11:57:45 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

He’s thinking too small. In the limited edition Trump bibles, every noun will be replaced by Trump. And on the sixth Trump, Trump created Trump then he made Trump from the Trump of Trump.

31/8/2025, 7:58:17 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

congrats to the folks saying Kamala wouldn’t have been better, you da real anti-imperialist mvps

31/8/2025, 7:48:44 PM | 199 49 | View on Bluesky | view

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There exists no way to suggest the troops might be The Bad Guys in acceptable political discourse. Therefore the media must reason its way backwards to the desired outcome.

31/8/2025, 7:39:42 PM | 93 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Look, I have some Dark Angels. I’m not judging anyone for being into 40K. But the Imperium is clearly the “protagonist” faction despite the grimdark and occasional satirical element. I mean, *gestures*

A golden angel man vanquishes a satanic looking demon guy.
31/8/2025, 7:36:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

An insurrectionist pointing guns at you and buying you a one way ticket on the USS The Implication is itself a crime.

31/8/2025, 7:25:33 PM | 215 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noctouyan 🔸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 (@noctouyan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

some kind of confederacy, built upon a shared crime

31/8/2025, 7:21:28 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

I think there’s a threat of authoritarian consolidation on the American model, which looks more like the first reich than the third reich. A thousand petty little kingdoms and principalities which owe allegiance to the emperor. A HRE of used car dealers. A Worst Guys You Know union.

31/8/2025, 7:17:10 PM | 100 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a clue.

31/8/2025, 7:02:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

Can we really afford to be wasteful in this economy?

31/8/2025, 7:02:00 PM | 52 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

Women hold men to impossible body standards like “someone wouldn’t be hung at Nuremberg if they made you look like this.”

31/8/2025, 7:00:23 PM | 50 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s probably literally stronger on the left if he was at all in decent shape before because it takes mass to lift mass. Fat man strength is real.

31/8/2025, 6:56:31 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Who does evolution say you can trust to bag a buffalo, the guy who looks like he may have eaten a buffalo at some point in his life or the other guy? The answer may surprise you!

31/8/2025, 6:51:34 PM | 88 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Cave girl brain say no fat man no can provide for tribe good.

31/8/2025, 6:49:07 PM | 108 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

The after pic looks genuinely malnourished. Like you stuffed a famine victim full of roids.

31/8/2025, 6:47:53 PM | 153 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I admit as a Christian, I’m coming in with some bias, but I suggest not worshipping the antichrist.

31/8/2025, 6:12:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Palestinians and trans people on here are expected to fill the role Jesus does for Evangelicals where their suffering is holy and absolves you of sin so you can do whatever, (not how it works, but I digress.) And look, I failed at being a son, expecting me to be the son of God is a bit of an ask.

31/8/2025, 5:19:05 PM | 25 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

With only six easy payments of six dollars and sixty-six cents, you too can own a limited edition Trump Bible and complementary golden calf.

31/8/2025, 4:35:04 PM | 152 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

Look, this guy is obviously the antichrist.

31/8/2025, 4:32:47 PM | 689 103 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

The good ending for 40K is the Emperor getting plugged into the Golden Throne early after slipping on a banana peel while Prime Minister Malcador and G-Man geek out over bureaucratic procedure.

31/8/2025, 3:24:59 PM | 39 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

I think you *can* make a case for platonic love just cuz I worry about the message we send by saying "loving your friends is gay," but I'm not going to pass up an excuse to post this.

31/8/2025, 2:42:47 PM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I assumed he was referring to the Krakoa arc rather than the comics as a whole, but yeah.

31/8/2025, 2:34:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, obviously not, but I think it's worth noting how goddamn gay the loyalists are too because LGBT = Slaanesh = degeneracy is conventional wisdom among the far-right wing of the fandom.

31/8/2025, 2:34:06 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

luv to modify my body to alleviate dysphoria while aggressively lashing out due to daddy issues and putting my gene seed in dudes

A cybernetic space marine of the Iron Hands chapter
31/8/2025, 2:30:34 PM | 70 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

The main difference is that Krakoa is aggressively queer by virtue of being aggressively queer and the Imperium is aggressively queer by virtue of being so aggressively unqueer it somehow circles back to being aggressively queer.

31/8/2025, 2:28:08 PM | 70 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

Krakoa is the Imperium of Man for leftists. "Do not do this cool thing which half the writers go out of their way to justify and which all the characters you identify with are anywhere from complicit to enthusiastic participants. The lesson we're trying to- oh, fuck it. Fine. Have fun, kids."

31/8/2025, 2:25:39 PM | 109 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

"It can't be an Israel metaphor because the mutants have a unique history of persecution and a spiritual tie to the land!" Well, dang. You got me there.

31/8/2025, 2:19:51 PM | 83 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

"But you see, the metaphor breaks down because the Avengers are useless!" True. The only non-mutant Avenger that was actually useful to Krakoa was Iron Man, a billionaire American capitalist arms dealer with whom they enter a marriage of convenience.

31/8/2025, 2:17:04 PM | 67 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

"Is the Mossad hitman who pitched 'a land without a people for a people without a land' a Zionist," the greatest intellectual debate in human history, concludes he must not be because no country with a man named "Mister Sinister" in the government could be untrustworthy.

31/8/2025, 2:12:34 PM | 131 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

mod description: This mod allow u 2 kill serana me: Cuz it'd make no sense for me not to go "Ah! A vampire! and instinctively start stabbing from a RP perspective, right? mod description: Because she am bitchiness character so I eat her lungs

31/8/2025, 1:49:24 PM | 45 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

This may be the most Russian mod ever made.

This small mod created for the haters of the character of TES V Skyrim: Dawmguard Serana. Serana is daughter of Harkon and one of main characters of Dawnguard. She is very annoying and bitchiness character. If you think so, and you sad what she is essential, when i, simple russian guy, create this mod for you. You can kill her after you finished all quest of Dawnguard, despite from side you choose. Besides of these, if you vampire, you may eat her lungs and receive good bonus to restore and increase your health, magica and stamina. Another lungs with same effect you may take after defeated of Harkon from his dust. Enjoy! And lets show this bitch what we doing with annoying characters! Available russian and english version of this mod.
31/8/2025, 1:41:29 PM | 44 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

It is "European governments literally issue public health warnings when it's this hot" degrees Celsius.

31/8/2025, 2:57:09 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I think everyone’s on edge these days and some folks just can’t handle it and self-destruct. Not making excuses for anyone, just saying this sort of thing seems to be happening with disturbing regularity lately.

31/8/2025, 1:04:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

Gotta respect a creature that sees letting a little thing like brutal cannibalistic decapitation get in the way of pussy as a skill issue.

31/8/2025, 12:50:25 AM | 54 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait. What?

PBS says male praying mantises can keep fucking after they get their heads ripped off somehow.
31/8/2025, 12:43:30 AM | 68 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

God grant me the confidence of a bug who thinks “Sure, every other male in the history of the species got his head ripped off upon the completion of mating, but I’m built different.”

31/8/2025, 12:41:45 AM | 121 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

I honestly forgot who Taylor Lorenz was. I assume she’s someone vaguely left leaning on the internet with some degree of infamy?

31/8/2025, 12:39:47 AM | 89 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Just use Vortex this one time? I promise not to tell anyone.

30/8/2025, 4:41:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I tried to cut the bloat, but the ducks stayed.

30/8/2025, 4:26:45 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, I find playing around with mod load orders more engaging than playing the game at this point.

30/8/2025, 4:26:23 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

www.nexusmods.com/games/skyrim... Skyrim load order I've been playing around with if anyone wants to try it out and offer playtesting feedback.

30/8/2025, 4:11:09 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

Ornstein to Artorias upon seeing Smough for the first time:

30/8/2025, 3:24:35 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

You have more information about your life than I do, so I will take your word for it.

30/8/2025, 3:19:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

They perversely see Team Breaking Things as fulfilling their part of the social contract and Team Fixing Things as violating it for not fixing the mess.

30/8/2025, 3:16:10 PM | 448 76 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Your Name.

30/8/2025, 3:09:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I think -and to be clear, this is a confession, not an accusation- denial is itself implicitly one of those negative things because you’re framing trans femininity as a fail state for masculinity on some level, even if you try to dress it up in progressive language to fool yourself.

30/8/2025, 3:08:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

The electorate breaks things to protest the fact things are broken then has more broken things to get mad about, causing them to vote to break things in protest. Many such cases!

30/8/2025, 3:04:04 PM | 393 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, I did too, but “this is just a weird pervert thing,” is an egg denial moment, you’re just targeting yourself.

30/8/2025, 3:00:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Any tips on dressing, presentation, etc.?

30/8/2025, 2:38:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Shamelessly stealing that reaction image for later.

30/8/2025, 2:34:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

I am absolutely scared shitless at the rapidly approaching prospect of teaching while trans tbh.

30/8/2025, 2:21:57 PM | 87 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are actually, disturbingly late, British pop race science illustrations from magazines listing the Ethiopians as a subset of the white race!

30/8/2025, 2:20:12 PM | 59 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Philo 🔜 EF (@opfuchs.gay) reposted reply parent

*takes a bite of delicious spaghetti al pomodoro, glares in Milanese at the Neapolitan* You may live...for now

30/8/2025, 2:16:37 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

Northern Italy isn’t even convinced southern Italy counts.

30/8/2025, 2:15:09 PM | 52 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. M.A. Davis (@mikedavis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"hey what about us" "sorry Ethiopia we're not convinced Italy counted to begin with"

30/8/2025, 2:14:15 PM | 102 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Read theory: direct.mit.edu/isec/article...

30/8/2025, 2:13:20 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

It’s pretty funny how for a time, whiteness basically operated by Highlander rules. Japan, you have defeated Russia. You are now white and the Russians are Asian. Turks, you’re on thin ice. You had better not lose the next war.

30/8/2025, 2:12:06 PM | 416 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

Broke: Western forces deployed in Asia due to the deteriorating security situation. Woke: Asian forces deployed to the West due to the deteriorating security situation.

30/8/2025, 2:03:45 PM | 255 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Like, yeah, the armed forces are in an unfair no-win situation. We should’ve thought of that before electing a constitutionally ineligible insurrectionist found civilly liable for rape who openly wants to rule us like a king. Idk what to tell you.

30/8/2025, 1:40:35 PM | 28 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody wants to admit we’ve reached a Constitutional fail state where there is literally no way for the military to follow the Constitution as written.

30/8/2025, 1:38:09 PM | 29 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

“If you divorce the military from political leadership and the political ends it is used to achieve, it is apolitical,” I say as the National Guard occupies the capital. Yeah, man, good point. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, the play was great.

30/8/2025, 1:36:27 PM | 66 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

It’s almost like said culture was reliant upon a social-political context and when said social-political context broke down, it became a morbid farce.

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30/8/2025, 1:31:12 PM | 90 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s probably cope at least in part, but I also suspect I got morally lucky.

30/8/2025, 1:28:56 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes I wonder what things I’d have gone along with or stayed quiet about and justified it to myself by saying I’m needed and what if someone worse replaces me, it’s for the greater good, etc.

30/8/2025, 1:27:44 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

I basically see failing the polygraph as a blessing at this point tbh.

30/8/2025, 1:26:20 PM | 54 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

Elden Ring

30/8/2025, 1:23:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still remember finding a fantasy book at the Joseph Beth in Lexington about that sort of thing as a child but being too scared to buy it for reasons I could not articulate at the time.

30/8/2025, 1:21:40 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a very cis thing to fantasize about scenarios where a man becomes a woman in some way where it’s not her “fault.”

30/8/2025, 1:19:56 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have similar moments.

30/8/2025, 1:18:08 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

It’s a social contagion I caught on social media in the 2020s that went backwards in time and made me really interested in gender transformation fiction as a child. Physicists say time might be nonlinear, right?

30/8/2025, 1:16:20 PM | 66 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I can’t be trans because I have chosen a career path and area of expertise where it would really suck to be trans.” Well, I was half right.

30/8/2025, 1:11:50 PM | 103 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

It’s very annoying when you semi-subconsciously build a prison for yourself as part of the repression process and when the egg cracks anyway, you’re like “damn, this *is* a well-made jail,” when trying to escape.

30/8/2025, 1:10:01 PM | 140 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I think almost everyone who’s older than, say… 27ish… has one of those shameful egg denial moments due to the culture we were raised in. I still have some internalized issues I need to work out, in truth.

30/8/2025, 1:07:49 PM | 39 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@lastpositivist.bsky.social That’s your theme music playing.

30/8/2025, 1:05:42 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

In retrospect, this was the logical endpoint of the U.S. military’s “apolitical” culture in a time of asymmetrical polarization. Turns out it, “Khorne cares not from whom the blood flows” with extra steps.

30/8/2025, 1:05:17 PM | 116 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Barely Barning On (@hughdelendaest.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

THE CRAZED CACA CONSUMER THE DASTARDLY DOODOO DEVOURER THE EVIL EXCREMENT ENJOYER THE FREAKY FECAL FEASTER THE GARISH GUANO GOBBLER THE INFAMOUS ICKY-SLICKY INGESTER THE MAD MANURE MUNCHER THE NEFARIOUS NUMBER 2 NIBBLER THE SICKLY SHIT SNACKER

30/8/2025, 12:48:57 PM | 28 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh. Yeah. That’s totally it. I’m definitely not too dense to have even considered the hanging because I stayed up irresponsibly late last night and my brain hasn’t absorbed the coffee yet.

30/8/2025, 12:41:12 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3 AM, FromSoft Headquarters, around 2019: Miyazaki: God, I am so tired. This is our fourth all-nighter this week. You have any ideas for this villain, George? George RR Martin: Uh. Let’s call him the stinky poo rapist. Miyazaki: Fuck it, I’m putting it in. George RR Martin: *snores*

30/8/2025, 12:38:54 PM | 41 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

TLD is funny because every other edgelord in a Dark Souls game has some DEEP and TRAGIC hidden lore where SOCIETY IS THE REAL EVIL and then there’s the Loathsome Dung Eater, who really does suck and who society was entirely justified in persecuting.

30/8/2025, 12:33:49 PM | 72 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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My appeal regarding the automated “graphic media” label which states “the Loathsome Dung Eater is a villain from the video game Elden Ring depicted in the picture. No actual dung is being eaten in the picture, nor in the video game itself. (He doesn’t actually eat poop, he simply rapes people to death so hard their souls can’t enter heaven.)
30/8/2025, 12:28:10 PM | 53 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

EXCLUSIVE: The Loathsome Dung Eater in talks with JD Vance about cabinet positions should the president be incapacitated.

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
30/8/2025, 12:24:26 PM | 58 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tobioboi.bsky.social (@tobioboi.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

And they go deep into radical politics to convince themselves how their feelings are all a lie? Idk man sounds like half the trans people I know

30/8/2025, 12:04:21 PM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

His name literally being Bill Reich is the most on the nose comic book thing I’ve seen since Anne Marie Slaughter suggested starting a war.

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Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

May I know the book, please?

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Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

This is not the same thing as “haha, I bet the guy at the truck stop who called me a slur is trans.” I have an actual case here.

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Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

If I told you in the abstract I suspected a neurodivergent person whose favorite anime was about a man and a woman switching bodies, who is active in the furry, gaming, and channer subcultures, and who is related to a trans person they are weirdly resentful towards was trans, you’d see it, right?

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Profile picture Ed (@notdred.bsky.social) reposted

Ok but “don’t let anybody see him and loudly play a song that he likes” is solidly a Weekend at Bernie’s move

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Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

He started it.

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Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

The three downloads, zero endorsements is *chef's kiss.*

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Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

I enjoy the fact that somewhere a guy was like "The good people of China MUST have localized Nazeem summoning capabilities."

A Chinese translation for a Skyrim mod in which you are granted a spell to summon Nazeem
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Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I still won though.

A dead hummingbird in Skyrim
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Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social)

Not sure what I did to piss him off, but he's got that dog in him. I'll give him that.

The health bar for a hostile red-throated hummingbird in Skyrim. Said bird has exactly one hit point at max health.
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Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, the thing is that he is signing up for a job where they strap you to a hollowed out missile and light an explosion under your ass in order to hurl you into the void at Mach 20, so like… you can make the case above average cardiac endurance is a nontrivial qualification.

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Profile picture Jovial Heist (@jovialheist.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

At one point his fake heart monitor slips off and you see his erratic heartbeat during a workout and he collapses. I took it as the movie saying he does indeed have a heart issue.

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