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Comedian and writer of Gothic fiction. Official Site: https://isaacbaranoff.blogspot.com Buy my book: https://www.amazon.com/Isaac-Baranoff/e/B07D3FGSCL/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/baranoffisaac PayPal: https://paypal.me/isaacbaranoff

created October 17, 2024

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Stephen King, too.

 Stephen King @StephenKing The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. 6:07 AM Jul 15, 2025 69.9M Views 936 16K 19K 15K Follow ... 5.5K Everything Out Of C... *inset that one particular IT scene* @Everythin... Jul 17 271 Bruced Gender 169 il 10K @TheRealRaygun17 Jul 15 · The one time you take trumps side is to defend child rape? 157 2.9K 141K 1.5M ...
4/9/2025, 5:42:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Release the Epstein list.

4/9/2025, 4:34:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'll never guess what Hitler has been up to since he fled to Argentina.

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Ozzy Osbourne is more loved than Roger Waters ever will be. Roger's band mates in Pink Floyd, David Gilmour and Nick Mason, call Roger Waters an insufferable antisemitic asshole, while the last concert Ozzy ever performed was with the original lineup of Black Sabbath. #FuckRogerWaters

3/9/2025, 11:03:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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President Trump announced this week that he is moving the US Space Command HQ from Colorado to Alabama. The new heads of NASA are going to be married cousins.

Norm Macdonald, Saturday Night Live, Weekend Update
3/9/2025, 7:54:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe going on a podcast with the sex pest who said that America deserved 9/11 and using slogans which call for the genocide of Jews without knowing what they mean isn't the best way to win over New Yorkers. Since politics clearly isn't working out for you, McDonald's is always hiring.

2/9/2025, 2:47:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet simultaneously he also wants the green M&M to be fuckable.

31/8/2025, 8:50:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was before the Justin Baldoni fiasco, so Ryan Reynolds' reputation wasn't as bad when it came out.

30/8/2025, 6:42:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Considering that you believe that Donald Trump is a Russian agent, despite the fact that Russiagate was proven to have been a smear from Obama's team, it's clear that you are dumb as fuck.

29/8/2025, 11:58:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, you were. You didn't watch the video. The guy who made the video worked for multiple news organizations. Woody Allen didn't molest his daughter, and Soon-Yi Previn was never his daughter. She was in college when Woody started dating Mia. Everything you said is demonstrably false.

29/8/2025, 11:28:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does this cover anything you were misled about? youtu.be/2UwB5Bh5pqE

29/8/2025, 10:25:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No comment about the extreme violence from Hamas, the hostages still being held by Hamas, the babies Hamas decapitated, the rapes committed by Hamas? I don't want to hear about Hamas terrorists finding out after they fucked around.

28/8/2025, 4:52:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no genocide in Gaza. There is a war being fought against terrorists. The civilians in Gaza want Israel to win.

28/8/2025, 4:48:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How much does the Iranian troll farm pay you? Pretty good amount? Couldn't buy you an AI profile picture or make any fake websites to make you look like a real person, huh?

28/8/2025, 3:22:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn't have victims. He was the victim of a smear campaign. www.marilynmansonuncanceled.com

28/8/2025, 3:20:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marilyn Manson isn't a rapist. He's the victim of a smear campaign perpetuated by a deranged ex who manipulated mentally unstable women by forging a fake FBI letter. Like other MeToo hoaxes (see also: Amber Turd), Marilyn Manson is innocent. m.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Me...

28/8/2025, 2:10:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Destiny and Hasan Diddy Bin Laden Adolf Epstein Piker deserve each other.

28/8/2025, 12:50:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lot of the replies are bots repeating false allegations and rumors about him that were discredited decades ago, allegations criticized by his adopted son Moses, Barbara Walters, Diane Keaton, Jude Law, Javier Bardem, Alec Baldwin, Scarlett Johansson, Sean Penn, Bill Maher and Norm Macdonald.

27/8/2025, 4:08:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Allen did denounce Putin, unlike Seagal: “When it comes to the conflict in Ukraine, I believe strongly that Vladimir Putin is totally in the wrong. The war he has caused is appalling.” www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...

27/8/2025, 3:53:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mia and Woody were never married. Soon-Yi was never Woody's stepchild.

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Mia Farrow literally filmed her 7 year old daughter naked and sent the videos to the media, and I'm supposed to believe that Woody Allen, who never filmed naked children, is somehow a creep. Deep rooted societal misandry right there. How is Mia not in prison for distributing naked videos of a child?

26/8/2025, 10:15:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"When it comes to the conflict in Ukraine, I believe strongly that Vladimir Putin is totally in the wrong. The war he has caused is appalling. But, whatever politicians have done, I don’t feel cutting off artistic conversations is ever a good way to help" - Woody Allen's response.

26/8/2025, 9:54:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woody Allen is innocent. youtu.be/WH_LtT0JT54

26/8/2025, 9:51:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Russia hoax was debunked, BlueAnon.

21/8/2025, 8:15:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woody Woodpecker is Robert Crumb?

20/8/2025, 9:42:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Mouthful of Blood is the best modern American novel. A #GothicWestern, it tells the story of a #AfricanAmerican #vampire bounty hunter's revenge! Order here: amazon.com/dp/B0DFCGR3F9 #Gothic #Westerns #novels #author #authors #WeirdWest #Fiction #BookSky #BlackSky

19/8/2025, 12:07:48 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That looks like that realistic Sally Acorn sex doll that Justin Whang made a video about that people thought had a real human skeleton inside of it (it didn't): youtu.be/rkMnmNeCszs

17/8/2025, 8:11:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I write Gothic novels

10/8/2025, 5:14:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gooner screenwriters.

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I wrote a #Gothic #Western novel called A Mouthful of Blood, about a vampire bounty hunter seeking revenge against the men who killed her husband and daughter. It's gotten insanely good reviews. Order here: amazon.com/dp/B0DFCGR3F9

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SIT IN THE CUCK CHAIR, MARIO.

Princess Peach, Toad and Luigi.
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But all my fwends... I'll handle them, Tiny Chef
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Show us your writing process in a GIF.

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A Mouthful of Blood by Isaac Baranoff

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