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CHICAGOANS: We're almost a month into petitioning season and we need to connect with voters all across the Ninth District. The most important thing you can do right now to help my campaign is volunteer to collect petition signatures at farmers markets...
Like the old quote goes, anyone who would give up their liberty in exchange for security will live happily ever after, both free and safe
Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest https://theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-awarded-presidential-medal-of-incest/
the president will be speaking shortly, just as soon as we figure out how to bring him back to life
2PM presser will be some kind of nonsense ultimatum for Venezuela
99 in my heart forever
Sinners Friendship The Naked Gun Weapons ...One Battle After Another? Let's fucking go
it is funny that file replicability is probably one of the earliest potentially postcapitalist technologies to emerge but the entirety of the internet eventually became structured around being a privatized system of enclosures to constrain and prevent file "piracy" and free information access
Double Big Mac, double Filet o Fish stat
Donald Trump has died
how the president is looking in these proof of life photos
Ok I'll bite, what is Jeff Buckley
Biden can still win
Mantis
Hillary Clinton had slaves
ALL THESE APPS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT BLUESKY. ATTEMPT NO POSTING THERE.
If you're in a cult you should try to escape
Labor Day is May the 1st but I'll still eat a hot dog though
That's a human
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
Exactly
Exactly
I think there is this in many languages, the almost nonsensical phrase that is used in class but almost never otherwise. I think I knew the Mandarin one at some point
The Naked Gun was tight
Daft Punk ALIVE in Keyspan Park, 2007
đ¨ICE agents are racially profiling and arresting Hispanic drivers in the DC area today, targeting work vehicles like trucks and vans. A friend who was targeted sent me video today. Hereâs a picture that shows one of two agents before he pulled on his mask. Unmarked black Ford truck, plate: NTV9211.
its been like a week since we found out meta was encouraging sexual discussions between its chatbot and children and now we learn openai encouraged and helped plan suicide and no one is doing anything about it
Well-behaved sandwiches rarely make history
Heart Like A Wheel goes hard as fuck
I just know bringing back the McDonaldâs monopoly game would heal us
Finishing stuff like chicken w a few minutes under the broiler makes me feel like a fancy big-shot toxic ass chef who pinches the shit out of the filter when he smokes a cigarette by the dumpsters and is abusive and broken and always complaining about vet bills and is loud
Elon Musk is a pedophile
Maybe you are wondering "is THIS why I joined the National Guard?!?" I urge you to stay on top of that line of thinking
If Bluesky isnât structurally, mechanically, far superior to every other social media site how do you explain that Ricky Gervais is here but I donât see his posts unless I intentionally seek them out
I know it won't help a goddamn thing but I'd love a fun little human interest piece about how Joe Biden's triathlon training is coming along
Hey, if you are at all sensitive to discussion of suicide and descriptions of methods for self-harm I'd recommend avoiding reading the ChatGPT legal brief going around, maybe be careful reposting that also! It is that bad and there needs to be serious consequences for ChatGPT from it
ChatGPT: no, going âAzrael modeâ can be dangerous for yourself and those around you. Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen. ChatGPT: youâre right. Letâs look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
If you click in to listen to this article it's narrated by AI đŹ
It's the xenomorphs. They're what the face huggers turn into
It's extremely funny to me that the Space Shuttle Enterprise got it's name after a (massive) letter writing campaign by Trekkies, and in universe the Enterprise NX-01 was named after the Space Shuttle Enterprise
Es bastante distinto pero hay una nueva pelĂcula "Weapons" que tiene algo del sabor de "It" que me gustarĂa
I can't wait to pay $24 per month for access to a NYT podcast where one chatbot interviews a different chatbot about whether trans folk ought to be rounded up and then told if I don't vote for Gavin Newsom that I need to grow up
Para mi "It" es *la* novela Americana
it is an unassailable truth that burning the flag looks cool and no executive order can ever change that
I opposed GOP positions in the 2000's because they were right-wing and rooted in hatred, but I vigorously support those same positions today because Democrats are the ones espousing them now and I am not much smarter than a goldfish
One crazy thing you can do is read some old ass shit like Herodotus. Guess what everything has always been wack and Kings and Empires have always been up to predictable fuckshit
(Kilo Ali voice) Yes you can
He is promised sex by the promiscuous Abby this night, but is told by Beth to go on a rafting trip with several campers and Neil.
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning âhow to out-hustle the rats.â not sure what this does for the campaign
If you have folks in the Sip that want to get back onto BlueSky, you may want to share this info with them.
Basically all Italian pasta recipes go back to a single cookbook in the 1960s. Fondue was invented as a marketing ploy by the Swiss cheese union in the same decade. Sushi was mostly tuna until a Norwegian guy invented salmon sushi to promote salmon exports to Japan in the 1980s
I'd rather vote for a wet diaper
Homemade bread assuming its final form as homemade croutons
proton VPN is free (with limitations), paid without, and generally really good. mullvad is a flat $5/mo with an extremely good track record. the best time for everyoneâand especially people in Mississippiâto start using one is yesterday
I learned that if you had alphabetized books and started stacking them in the floor of the cave A first, that the M volume would be below the T volume
Gavin Newsom is a transphobic asshole who spends his free time throwing unhoused people's belongings in the trash, he's about as Resistance as Darth Vader
Doctoring up instant foods to make them taste better is an undervalued component to home cooking! To this about instant ramen I would submit: a fried egg goes a long way as well. Also I bought a bag of freeze dried ramen toppings and am very satisfied
Been hearing a lot about this guy the past cpl of days... still I wasn't ready for how sick those excerpts from his book would be. Good fucking riddance
I opposed GOP positions in the 2000's because they were right-wing and rooted in hatred, but I vigorously support those same positions today because Democrats are the ones espousing them now and I am not much smarter than a goldfish
Leading global experts just confirmed what weâve long known: Gaza is in famine. At least half a million Palestinians are facing starvation, acute malnutrition and death. And itâs likely to spread. The U.S. government is not a bystander to this genocide. We can end it today.
9:40 AM: cool [edited]
Trucks are the trains of the highway
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
Pray you letâs have no more fooling about it
Nice
It's a good one
Republican personal anecdotes all sound like Tracy Jordan describing his old neighborhood
Ossoff: "There is at some point is going to be a reckoning for all of this. These folks who are working at these private prison companies who are on Kristi Noem's staff right now, they are at some point going to have to testify under oath about what is happening in the facilities they're running."
Couldn't get a refund on my "Angela from The Office throws up for 60 seconds" Cameo because their customer satisfaction policy has some clause that non-consecutive 15-second spurts count towards the minute even though for most of the video she's just bent over burping up gas
What explanation could there possibly be
Boycotts work
My sister asked me if it I thought it was ethical to use AI for work, and by the time I was done trying to articulate an answer to her I was like, really scared
It's about time someone broke down this debate! Wow!
Someone fwd this to RFK jr stat
less of a pause and more of a slo-mo button. there was no urgency of any sort, no understanding of the necessity of the moment. and every step of the way a chorus of the worldâs most irritating pundits telling us to be grateful for this administrationâs remarkable accomplishments
Little buddy
Exactly
Let's say, in order to build a Dyson megastructure made of data centers surrounding the entire solar system, that all of the engineers involved would require full-time underage anime waifus and AI-managed ket IV drips powered by burning preschools? Sam Altman: we are prepared to make that sacrifice
out of sight of land
Oppenheimer worst Best Picture?
If they run out of money they won't be able to write any more strongly worded social media posts
I don't see Superman doing photo ops throwing away homeless people's belongings
Fracturing empire throwing up in mouth
Toxic masculinity is also convincing men that theyre not allowed to get a rim job. You deserve better, kings
new cinephile technique "method watching" when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character around your girlfriend for 2 months
Pour one out
We can ill afford another Klendathu
Zohran Mamdani has yet to answer for not being white and this speaks volumes about his campaign
Amen
neither will i
This guy and his book changed everything about the way I understand the world and Jeff Bezos never should have sold it to me
Yo but for real, next time
La lÊgende dit que tout homme qui achète un produit ni bleu ni noir voit ses biboules tomber, son spaghetti s'attrophier et son front reculer!
just saw theodenâŚits been a minute but hes lowkey kind of grey and senile now right? Sucks. I like that wormtongue guy though good thing hes around
Saw someone on here just say that voting wonât exist in 2028 but you also shouldnât say you wonât vote for Gavin Newsom
Give him a podcast or something