Jackal In Danger
@jackalindanger.bsky.social
Radical feminist. Gender abolitionist. Aspiring misandrist. đ Lesbian history/literature. Motorcycle Rider. Really bad photographer. Hail Eris. đŗī¸ââ§ī¸đŗī¸âđâĸđĒģ đĒđī¸đđī¸đĒ
created January 18, 2025
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Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
That's my biggest issue with all this. I'm not trying to say Chuck Schumer should put on a vest and come guard my house for me. But is he going to demand I do the right thing and follow the law when the law says I must die because of who I am?
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
If the party we want to share space in our tent gets their wish and jackboots try to illegally kidnap me, put me in a straight jacket, and give me a lethal injection, am I allowed to fight back? If I successfully defend myself, will Dems say "we might not agree, but violence is never the answer"?
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Me when I haven't done laundry in a while and my dog needs to go out and the only thing I have to wear is an old Amazon spinny skirt
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
This week I learned there's been a barbell/free weights setup hidden where I work this whole time. And now every single part of my body is so sore.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok but one time my friends noticed I was wearing one regular sock and one toe sock and they didn't even care that it was laundry day. They were just disgusted.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
I'm not calling myself a TIVE. That sounds stupid. Come up with a better acronym then we can talk.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for your service đĢĄ
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Oof ow ouch I'm getting hit with friendly fire
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Every time I cycle back on prog I forget that it makes my hypermobility worse. But it also gives me so much more energy for exercise. And now I'm just sore in like every joint that I own.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
My representative is Schumer and I have never once gotten him on the phone. I've probably called his office 50 times since inauguration and no staffer has ever picked up. So it's nice knowing he's the one leading the charge.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Calamity Jane would have been such a cool roller derby girl
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
As a lover of advertisements, Pinterest is my favorite app. I'm sure it has other features too, but I'm mainly there for the constant ads.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
It's kinda funny to me that we've decided dark humor about Charlie Kirk is so much worse than 9/11 jokes.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
No babe, I can't cuddle after. I have to eat protein within thirty minutes or miss the anabolic window
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I haven't heard the term GRITS in so long
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha it's funny cause innocent fishermen might be war crime exploded by US military weapons for no reason đ
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
My boyfriend is cheating on me, I have cellulite on my thighs, my ass is too flat, my PMS symptoms are too extreme due to a lack of ancient nutrients. This is wild. It's like nothing but just constant shaming to offer a convenient, expensive solution.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
I recently made an Instagram and the algo hasn't figured out the ads besides just female user, I guess. So so far it says I have tiny saggy titties, hairy smelly coochie, fat bloated stomach, dry wrinkly skin, too much face hair, not enough head hair, low libido, and mental issues. Wtf.
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I've seen her mentioned in the handful of evangelical feminist literature that's out there. Along with Junia. But, unsurprisingly, the women who wrote those books are often shunned and hated by the church cause it goes against their patriarchal man supremacy version of Christianity. :/
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not Catholic either. I was just talking about Mary Magdalene. Idk if she was actually a real disciple but from what I've read she was treated with just as much importance, if not more, as the men apostles. Evangelicals don't usually talk about her, or they pretend she was a prostitute or smth.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Ah, I see. I thought progesterone just didn't alter my behavior, but if I up the dose, that doesn't seem to be the case.
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We already had a 13th disciple and she was a woman. Jesus wouldn't have allowed Kirk on his team cause he'd have just been annoying about having to be equal to a woman the whole time.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
It's telling that they don't actually see mental health facilities as a healing place. They're showing here that they think of institutionalizing people as a type of punishment. They don't even pretend to care about the "mental illness" of trans ppl. They just wanna hurt them.
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As a young queer American who's power bill gets more expensive every year, I know I don't care about any of that woke nonsense. I wish they would just focus entirely on Medicare and Mocking Trump's tweets with their own. Those would be the things I'd discuss at my kitchen table, if I had one.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Fine, if noone is brave enough to do it, I'll do it myself. Have fun with your camel toes and your bazongas, cowards.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so brain rotted this made me laugh out loud
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
That's kinda sad tbh. To tie up so much of your value and identity into a body part that you you only see as an object to be used :/
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I would have assumed motorcycle too
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I once worked with a guy who picked up the metal wire brush used for cleaning the inside of a 25mm Bushmaster gun barrel. He looked at it, scowled, and said "can you believe some men want to put stuff like this up their butts?" Like bro, WAT?!
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
As someone who isn't a bottom and doesn't like men, it's so strange listening to the absurd fantasies that straight men come up with when they're obsessing over the gays. Like it's always on their mind. They have specific scenarios thought up. Im fag, but even I don't think about that stuff. Weird.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
The groups that organize these protests see it as more of a social event. And it's like their org's sole focus. I recently got an email from my local Indivisible that said "we're hosting a resistance rally outside [restaurant] during happy hour. Have some drinks and meet like minded activists!"
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
It's so weird hearing high ranking members of our government calling us rapists, pedophiles, demons, ghouls, goblins, freaks, dangerous, insane, etc. And being expected to just ignore it and move on, while also having to hear men consider suicide cause a woman called them out for creepy behavior.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Queer people actually live the lives of widespread social demonization, ostracization, persecution, and hate that masculine men, conservatives, and bigots/racists claim to experience. And yet we whine less and deal with it better. How are we the thin skinned ones?
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be neat to take these thick skinned bigots and have them experience just the normal mundane stuff that LGBT+ experience every day. I bet they'd have a much harder time holding it together than queer folks do.
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If she can just find another scapegoat instead to blame, she doesn't have to admit she's in a party full of rapists who defend pedophiles, people who victim blame her, misogynists, etc. It's just easier to blame trans ppl in bathrooms than admit she is constantly in danger all the time where she is.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Specifically speaking, it was her husband who violated her privacy and shared pictures of her without her permission and did who knows what else. But if she admits she was able to love and trust someone that hurt her, she'd live even more afraid of all the men she trusts around her every day.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Like I get it. Some people get hurt and they get addicted to strength training, or buy a gun to feel safe. She surrounds herself with powerful people and uses her position and influence on the law to feel safe. But she's directing all her fear at the wrong group. It was cis men who hurt her.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Nancy Mace working through her rape trauma by calling for a trans genocide is a perfect example of why therapy is so important, not just for victims, but for everyone around the victim as well.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
If you're gonna draw art that doesn't stick to the source material, at least make it interesting. Instead of giving Hornet big ol t&a, draw what she'd look like as a long distance trucker
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
My favorite part of Silksong is how they've mixed doing fun little arts and crafts with your thread and needle with making tools to kill your fellow bug
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Getting ready for work takes so long. After you've turned off your alarm, rolled back over to snuggle your partner, taken a shower, snuggled, got dressed and brushed your hair, snuggled, made breakfast, snuggled, put on shoes, then snuggled, you're already running late by the time you leave.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Like she saw him carving "notices your bulge" on a bullet and just knew "omg he's going to kill Charlie Kirk with that!"
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
You can't have depression without de press. The news did this to us.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Well obviously. Rats are low to the ground, which means they're closer to hell. This closeness to Satan saturates them with the spirit of disease, which they release as a sickening miasma that plagues you with coughing fits, fantastic delusions, and impotence.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Why did the Silksong developers have to make that gay robot cricket fight so dang sad?
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Are there other things to post about? I was unaware.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Working on cars is so gay
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
listen I just need to have the abs and ass of a professional crossfitter, biceps bigger than my head, d cups, and an undercut that never grows out then I'll be happy
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
My favorite part of chronic illness is how you can just decide to ignore your conditions and power through anyway to live as normal a life as you can, but then somehow other issues show up as a result, making you have to power through even more stuff to keep the same baseline
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
I just saw a video that said part of the reason for femboys in fascist communities is 4chan incel guys use femboys as practice interacting with women b/c real women are too intimidating. I don't understand how you can be more terrified of talking to a woman irl than you are interacting with 4chan
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I worked with a guy one time who literally had this happen!! He had to do shrooms to develop empathy? And then he went around telling everyone like he was the only one to know about it. Ugh
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
They'll be like "omg just think about it. Literally everyone sees the world from their own point of view. And that view is often different from mine." Like yeah?? Obvs?
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
I had managed to find the perfect sized, comfortable-ish binders that laid flat under my clothes, so I bought so many of them. Now they all are too tight and bunch up in weird places. Life is pain.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Let him do it then? Quit helping him out and keeping the government open by any means necessary.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Schumer ripped trans healthcare aware from the children of our servicemembers and then was giddy afterwards at what a great deal he'd made. That man is a direct threat to every living trans person.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Every day I have a few people who walk into the front door of the building I work in, stand in the vestibule, and just scream "hello?" Instead of following any of the posted signs for our offices. And it's never young people.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
It's so weird how old folks claim the youngins don't have any manners, yet it's always old people who skip in line at registers, go behind store counters to grab stuff without asking, wander into kitchens to complain when the waitstaff takes too long for them, etc. They're so socially unaware
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
They can try
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Some easy listening for your morning commute
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I would have been like "omg me too. Those kinds of women are so hot" then just moved on with the conversation
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Liberals: we need to work hard to make room for conservatives in our tent Conservatives: we will never, under any circumstances, be able to work with the left and must eradicate them by any means necessary Liberals: we need to work even harder to make room for conservatives in our tent
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless she finds out I've been using the well-funded transgender death credit card for personal expenses đŦ
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Go ahead and snitch on me to my boss. She's the CEO of the well-funded transgender death cult so good luck convincing her to fire me.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I promise those "spoiled" people will show up to do the work if they pay a fair wage for it. They just don't seem to understand that, if they don't pay well enough to recruit workers, cows don't get milked and crops don't get picked.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm gonna have to figure out which one of my trans friends is secretly rich cause idk any trans people who could afford to fund a death cult.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
When they say "transgender for everyone" they mean they're gonna be the ones making literally everything transgender
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't see why not. Although I've never actually played any instruments before. I almost learned Wonderwall one time on a guitar but that was about it.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Chemical Stripper sounds like a sick drag name
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
There's nothing wrong with being a little baby beta soyboy, if that's what you want, but I'm just saying that snitching on people for making social media posts is not a big strong high-testosterone alpha male thing to do. Only low value estro-boys do that. Sorry. It's just facts.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of these posts are just like "why don't we give all victims of gun violence the same concern as Charlie Kirk?" And they're like "fire this man immediately. This is unconscionable."
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Conservative doublethink allows them to think that a lone shooter being friends with a trans person (if that's even true) means he automatically shared their "ideology." But the president being friends with the most infamous pedophile in modern history doesn't mean anything about him personally.
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I'd rather be a maggot than maggot food tbh
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if this guy put this much effort into being good at his job instead
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm waiting for it to turn out the roommate isn't trans and the newals to issue an apology to the roommate for defamation but not apologize to trans people
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll just pretend to be stupid during the job interview
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
This kinda makes me feel more confident about my writing though. Maybe I should apply for a job.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Their idea of civility would be saying something like "I understand some people won't agree with this, but God's perfect word says blasphemers like Charlie Kirk deserve to be publicly stoned to death and endure an eternity of endless hellfire. Prove me wrong. đ" that's the right way to do politics
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Just because you smile while calling for people's deaths doesn't mean you're being civil.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
If Charlie Kirk's method was effective for bridging disagreements and promoting rational and fair discussion, which topics did he ever actually change his mind on? Cause it seems unlikely he was always completely right about everything he ever thought unless he was just actually being antagonistic
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine seeing your friend, a man you admire, a loving husband and father getting shot and killed and your immediate, instinctual reaction to that is going online to scream "transgenders!!! đĄ"
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
The transphobia is getting so weird. These people see the most gruesome tragic events occur (regardless of what the event is or who is involved) and their minds immediately go to being frothing mad at chicks with dicks for some reason.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Good morning, I just want to remind everyone that those little loading spinny wheels are called throbbers.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
I'd be so pissed if I woke up in Valhalla. I'm supposed to just hang out with a bunch of drunk dudes sucking beer out of goat nipples until I eventually have to fight a war with the jotunn? What did the jotunn do to me? Why can't Odin fight his own fights? That place sounds fucking awful.
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Members of the government are calling for a civil war against all trans people and trying to take away their constitutional rights. Women are dying in hospital parking lots from miscarriages. Immigrants are being shot in their cars by masked bandits. But the young men have the most to lose. Sure.
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I think it's a type of freshwater fish
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They were too busy making memes about uninformed news reporters saying stuff like "who is this hacker, 4chan?" Instead of taking it seriously.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
I wish males would use their loneliness epidemic free time for something more productive than inventing competing racism groups. Like I know they don't spend their time with friends, but like consider...idk wood whittling or something? Balloon animals? Literally anything else?
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is it always 4chan? I'm so tired of learning about new groups of incel losers and it's always on that cursed forum.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I figured they'd start describing him as like "an aspiring young man who supported gun rights and had moderate yet controversial opinions"
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
If only
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Ok normally I don't agree with him, but he was spot on with this one. Getting chromed out is indeed my ultimate goal.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw someone yesterday post about how it's getting more expensive to buy healthy foods and there was a debate going on in the comments about whether or not protein pancakes are healthy and if processed food is actually the devil incarnate. This is no way to live.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Debate culture is literally one of the worst things to ever happen to society. There was that crowder meme with the "change my mind" sign & just got progressively worse until everyone thinks every single thing is debatable down to grocery lists and the Internet is 20% debate bros & 70% debate bots.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
They should invent some kind of feminisation exercise machine that makes you more fem with every rep
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
Through trial and error, I've discovered 5mg of E is ok, 6mg is fantastic, and 7mg causes an uncontrollable Wednesday rage but is otherwise amazing.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
"beautiful women" is a bit redundant, isn't it?
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Luckily, all of my decisions are good decisions that I will never regret in the future
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
This was a bad colored background for this but I just beat widow and stitched my new favorite character
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If trans people were the ones who orchestrated 9/11, those towers would still be standing, at least three people would be in a new polycule and someone would find themself excommunicated from the terrorism group for life due to petty drama.
Jackal In Danger (@jackalindanger.bsky.social)
The funniest part of this is looking at my trans friend group and how incapable they are of organizing something like a picnic without freaking out over dietary restrictions and transportation, then getting burnt out and cancelling. That's the danger he's so scared of? Moreso than Al Quaeda?