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hi i'm Quasar! (kway-zar) I draw: @pangaeareunion.bsky.social asexual, late 20s (they/them) psychedelic artist, microgenre nerd, track bike punk β‘MPLSβ‘ DOGDAYS FOREVER sometimes NSFW π t.me/jackaslope
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wippybonstack.bandcamp.com/album/correc... new Wimpy Ballsack
same here LOL like it could be so much better but I still want it sometimes
"huh? wuzzut? come again?" ears
OUGH good colors...
eeee we gotta link up π
if I don't kiss someone at FM i might as well just end it tbh
looks like they had to bounce tho bc that drop shadow isn't done π
this is heat
btw if anyone is interested in getting something traditional from me, feel free to reach out. theyβll be very experimental so my rates arenβt the most solid rn. shipping varies based on size
youtu.be/npPlcfIC4s8?... WHO UP COLLECTING THEY ANIMALS βΌοΈ
and then it's just a logo on a shitty poly blend tee that says "somethingsomething dog"
heavy are the shoulders,
they require the whole row on airplanes
WOOOO WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME
The route from DC to Boston is 475 miles. This would be an hour and a half without stops. Probably 2 hours tops with them. It could go from DC to New York in 45 minutes. We could have this if we didn't suck.
meanwhile in America, the most useless country on Earth:
HELLOOOO Iβm taking some PWYW (above $10) experimental comms on Ko-fi to warm up this week! More info on the listing: ko-fi.com/c/03fd5d9468
so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
i started taking finasteride again bc i was bored and i swear my skin has gotten way softer. I don't remember any changes the last time I took it so this is... interesting. And welcomed!
i know i just... don't want to leave everything behind here π i wish i was born there to begin with
i am so fucking embarrassed to be american you have no idea
I'm a "boy titty" enjoyer
ohhhhh it's called labor day because i have to work
listen I want It To Happen as much as the next they but people saying he's avoiding cameras because he's in poor health/has a body double are coping way too hard
I met the dude I bought it off of on a group ride and he's super chill and knowledgeable. We bonded over being 6ft + tall and not being able to find old mtb frames in our size π€ͺ He threw in a headset, seatpost and seatpost clamp free of charge
I'm now the proud owner of this bucket of shit. Under the awful attempt at a paint job is an 86' Schwinn High Sierra, their nicest MTB at the time. It's in perfect shape (just not cosmetically) Gonna attempt to take the shit paint off and preserve the nice original stuff underneath :3
Hello blueskyπ my family needs your help. My SIL Shannon was diagnosed with ALS last year. It has progressed significantly and we are raising money to make end of life preparations as dignified and comfortable as possible. Pls spread the word: www.gofundme.com/f/support-sh...
goodness. Crossing my fingers and toes they didn't inherit the gene as well
ALS might be the worst disease. It's one of my biggest fears. It's so unbelievably unfair and ruthless. I hope Shannon and your family can finally find some peace.
I'm gonna have to, I'm too spoiled now
legit shocked it took this long considering I'm useless shit-for-brains idiot dumbass
welp. finally happened. I lost my earbuds π€ nice lil 150$ mistake
wtf Furry Migration next week
i want my button pierced ngl
today i will bring in many customers by showing belly
ooough,,, brain... smoov... only hink of lettuce... art by @tigerstooth.bsky.social !!
babe
Minneapolis' biggest flaw is that it's a city in America
take 2g of gabapentin at work! certainly you won't regret taking 2g of gabapentin at work! (I'm legit faded this is gr8)
waddaya use now btw?
been crushin lil 2mg weed drinks before my shifts bc I'm bored and it makes it more interesting
*me at the world's easiest job* I hate working bro this shit is unbearable
badge for @sablix.bsky.social :)
NOT THE SPD SHOES I also rode to my state fair which was fun (at least going there) ((i drank too much beer and got a headache and almost puked on my way home))
it never workssas
do u have the side burns tho????
nooooO my favorite jorts ripped at the crotch... why is it always the crotch...
WELP it'll be meeting Rite Aid at the bottom of the ocean soon
ROCHESTER??? there's nothing up there!!!!
need a pride flag for asexuals who hate being alive
daaaamn girl ur bad af.... AT YOUR JOB!!
i'm gonna go Nothing for my next phone I think. I just replaced the battery on my Pixel so i'll be keeping that for the time being though
now it really feels like a Crust π€ͺ can't wait to go void my warranty on some trails later
big tires on the whip got me feelin SILLY βΌοΈβΌοΈ
Simple and Green is the way that you're making me feel tonight
badge comm from twt πΊπβ€οΈπππβ¨οΈ
*thrashes, foams at the mouth* BIG FAT BACON!!!
legit the best thing i ate at the state fair today was a giant piece of bacon on a stick
this has me in stitches and it isn't even that funny
patience*
dysphoria nipping at my ankles lately >n<
oh to me Crash is the scary one!!
interesting, that's exactly why I found it so beautiful as a kid. I always imagined what was beyond the level
when this mf popped out of the chest in paper mario I turned off my gamecube and didn't touch the game again for over a decade. Now it's one of my favs :)
Like the bad shoes that white suburbanites wear
we should ban Hey Dudes
love interest please
hairline didn't budge tho
i love how the lil tufts over his eyes gives him Γ³xΓ² face
Is anyone interested in a lineart drawing for $25 as a warmup for today? I really need gas money to get to urgent care/get my partner to work this week.
happy birthday!!
new Earl is so fucking good
peacocking by putting my hair down in front of someone cute
a fat girl discount will turn the company around but corporate won't listen to me
Be careful, there is a new scam going around. If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.
beer 2: "mmm yummy beer i feel good" beer 4: "I will never find love"
sorry my commissions take so long I was busy playing outside
summer themed otter adopt! price has been lowered to $45, buyer gets the ref sheet with no watermark and a toyhouse transfer! buyer can also request a name added :) comment or DM to claim! #furryart #ufs #adopts #fursale #bsnm #adoptable
I will walk into traffic for anyone who looks like this
YEAHHHHH
delusionally starting to look forward to fall knowing it's a subliminal ploy for Big Cold to sell more cold
not into strawberry jam???
the difference is that your caveman brain made you get bolt-ons instead of just looking at them
being into Huge Breasts is embarrassing not because it's weird or especially kinky but because it's some unga bunga primal brain caveman shit. Oooh look BOOBS except they're REALLY BIG!! MORE BOOB FOR ME TO LOOK AT!!
i mean... it won't work girlie π
guy who has never had fun in his entire life
i mean that part makes sense to me bc I spend most of my time in public AT work but trying to shmooze it up with me bc you think I'll fuck anything that moves makes me so uncomfortable lmao
why do only weird middle aged women hit on me in public. Where are the nonbinary people with fat asses
god fucking forbid someone eats a tomato or an apple for free right
one thing that pissed me off once I noticed it was how plants that grow food are never planted in public spaces on purpose
they dm'd my art account too π
i cannot enter another situationship but my loins are screaming
i'm down bad bro this shit sucks
every squad got da empath adhd haver book worm crazy one
shape
spiritual lyrical miracle!!!
every time this fuckass twenty one pilots song comes on at work and i have to hear this fuckass whiteboy rhyme "androgynous" with "proctologist" I want to jump out of my skin
