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Jack Szwergold

@jackszwergold.bsky.social

“An acute perception doesn’t make you crazy. However sometimes it can drive you crazy.”

created April 23, 2023

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Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a really good observation! 👏🍩

3/9/2025, 12:16:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope a natural disaster strikes that catches him so off-guard he just has a stroke and keels over. 🏥 All of this stuff he’s doing is predictable events; so they can be managed. But a hurricane, tornado or earthquake? He can’t spin the story on those. Let him be stressed out by it all. 🌪️

3/9/2025, 12:10:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

I'm aware that the President likes to go on television and beg me to call him to ask for troops. I find it strange, as Chicago doesn't want troops. I also have experience asking him for assistance – just to have the rug pulled up from underneath me when execution meets reality.

2/9/2025, 10:46:31 PM | 16869 4442 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Author Stuart Miller (Indie) 📖✍️🤓 (@authorsmiller.bsky.social) reposted

Video credit: itsjuliencohen Description: "11 and 8-year-old prodigy sisters played Vivaldi Winter with me" This is serious musical talent 🎻🎻🎹🎶🎵 #VivaldiWinter #Song #music #Piano #Violin #Instruments #Instrumental

2/9/2025, 12:29:45 PM | 10145 2523 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

The New York Times real estate section is filled with them; amazing great housing purchase by recent graduates with a bit of “help” from their wealthy parents. 💰🏠

2/9/2025, 5:09:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

“Dobbs did not top the list of things I wanted to talk about on vacation…” What a very precious, dainty little fragile flower she is… 🤮

2/9/2025, 5:07:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he's breaking up with Melania and is tossing her things out in a sad breakup rage? 🤔

2/9/2025, 1:07:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“If you know me, you know I eat a lot of avocado toast. But that stuff is expensive! So I spent two months eating just plain toast. And after those two tasteless months? You guessed it: my parents wired me six hundred thousand dollars.” 🤣

2/9/2025, 1:04:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Tom Waits in “Down By Law” (1986) and “Rumble Fish” (1983).

1/9/2025, 10:29:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sen. Adam Schiff (@schiff.senate.gov) reposted

Weekends. The 40-hour work week. Sick days. That didn't just happen. Organized labor did that. And today, we celebrate how far we've come. And how far we've yet to go to build an economy – and a country – that works for working people.

1/9/2025, 3:31:00 PM | 2251 425 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“Years of preventable tragedies inspired me to start this company, and I’m proud to say that our self-driving cars will someday save countless lives. But, and I want to be upfront about this, they will kill some of you first.” 🤣🤖🚗

31/8/2025, 1:37:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“Results from a national poll conducted by Emerson College show support has skyrocketed over the summer for California Gov. Gavin Newsom to represent the Democratic Party as its presidential candidate in 2028.” 📈🎉🇺🇸

31/8/2025, 1:12:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

CHICAGO…

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30/8/2025, 5:50:19 PM | 40367 9901 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a Senate hopeful, claimed 3 homes as his primary residence” 🤔

30/8/2025, 11:16:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“According to the pro-Israeli think tank Foundation for the Defense of Democracies, the group has been criticized for using extrajudicial killings, extrajudicial beatings, lack of due process, frequently not providing evidence for accusations they make, and killing those speak out against Hamas.”😔

30/8/2025, 9:26:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

“It is shameful that the denunciations focus on GHF (Gaza Humanitarian Foundation) rather than on the Hamas killings of Gazans lined up for food.” 👍

30/8/2025, 2:35:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“It is not only Israel that is creating this terrible reality; Hamas is complicit in this industry of death, hunting down the hungry with the death squads it calls Al-Sahm…” 🤔 “This is the bitter reality: Hamas and its Al-Sahm Unit, which hunts down those who seek nothing but a crust of bread.” 😔

30/8/2025, 2:33:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Your Negress (@notyournegro.blacksky.app) reposted

Also worth noting that whatever is going on has us all united in prayer.

30/8/2025, 11:09:25 AM | 221 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Garcia: We finally got word from the Epstein estate. They're going to be providing the actual Epstein book… the estate is actually going to actually now get us that book and a bunch of other documents that they have that's actually not been reported yet.

29/8/2025, 10:59:20 PM | 17022 4873 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Great comedic framing: “Okay Walter… I’ll do the song… Then I’ll climb on a spaceship and fly right to the sun…” 🚀🌞

30/8/2025, 2:19:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E.E. Knight (@eeknight.bsky.social) reposted

This movie is a vibe and an aesthetic.

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29/8/2025, 7:44:25 PM | 1595 166 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dann (@dann1960.bsky.social) reposted

He's closing his Alligator Alcatraz, which has cost us $400M. He spends our money as if it were his.

29/8/2025, 9:50:06 PM | 209 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Little Greenis (@durtmchurtt.bsky.social) reposted

Almost half of mariachi bands end in divorciachi.

28/8/2025, 8:45:23 PM | 420 107 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (@cpsc.gov) reposted

Lawn Dart Sample [NUMBER REDACTED] has completed its six-year mission at the Smithsonian Museum of American History. These recalled darts are a sample that we maintain at CPSC and were loaned to the Smithsonian Spark!Lab as part of an educational program.

A recalled lawn dart sitting on top of a barrier in front of the Smithsonian National Museum of American History. A case of objects including lawn darts in the Spark Lab at the Smithsonian National Museum of American History. Lawn darts in a case next to an explanation of why they were banned at the Smithsonian Museum of American History.
29/8/2025, 3:28:15 PM | 491 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

PS: And while Mickey Rourke’s character “Charlie” lives on Carmine Street in the West Village, most — if not all — of the action in the film happens in and around SoHo.

28/8/2025, 2:59:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“I just find it insane that if you speak about what’s happening in Gaza, if you speak about young children starving to death, that makes you antisemitic.” Hey Spike! Why not talk about how well fed and healthy Hamas fighters are after ~2 years of fighting? Hamas uses starving children as a weapon.

28/8/2025, 2:57:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

Saw “The Pope of Greenwich Village” (1984) for the first time. Not bad… Got great… Disposable Greenwich Village mob drama. Mainly a showcase for the acting of Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts and Daryl Hannah. Daryl Hannah is decent in a role that is mainly focused on her showing off her aerobics bod. 🩰

28/8/2025, 12:38:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sen. Adam Schiff (@schiff.senate.gov) reposted

For so many parents, the images out of Minnesota are like watching their worst nightmare. And our kids have to live that nightmare. Every day. We must act. And the cowards who refuse should be voted out.

27/8/2025, 8:27:24 PM | 2101 451 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

A hearty “Yub Nub” to you and yours when that day finally comes! 🎉

27/8/2025, 8:18:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Can he just have a heart attack or a stroke and just keel over? 🤔🍊

27/8/2025, 8:12:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.

25/8/2025, 8:55:07 PM | 56282 17781 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“There’s a division in my damn house and we're still married and things are good. That’s life.” 👏🇺🇸👏🇺🇸👏 Bravo Governor Walz! 👏🇺🇸👏🇺🇸👏

25/8/2025, 6:52:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hillary Rodham Clinton (@hillaryclinton.bsky.social) reposted

On the left, my warning from September 2024 about what Trump 2.0 would look like. On the right, recent headlines. I wish I'd been wrong. But because Trump is following a classic authoritarian playbook, it’s up to state and local governments to push back on this tyranny while it’s still possible.

Excerpt from NBC News headline: National Guard troops in DC begin carrying firearms Washington Post headline: Pentagon plans military deployment in Chicago as Trump eyes crackdown
25/8/2025, 6:49:13 PM | 5078 1649 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

PS: Saw this because I was fascinated by Alex Ross Perry’s work after seeing “Pavements.” While one is a drama (“Her Small”) and the other a (pseudo?) documentary (“Pavements”) both were about 30 minutes too long. It makes me not want to see his other work. Too tedious and “indie” for my tastes.

24/8/2025, 10:38:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

Saw “Her Smell” (2018) today. Wow, what a crappy film. It’s basically a showcase from Elisabeth Moss’s acting (overacting?). Episodic with no plot. At the end you just don’t care about anyone. Reminiscent of John Cassavetes’ “A Woman Under the Influence” but with far less charm, humor and skill. 👎

24/8/2025, 10:34:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

This is the most German thing ever! 🥨 Reminds me of the fake Conan O’Brien TV show, “Stackenblochen.” 🇩🇪

24/8/2025, 2:26:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

While I initially through the musical “Slanted! Enchanted!” and the fake museum “Pavement: 33-22” were self-indulgent; it makes sense since Alex Ross Perry wanted to film artifacts from the band. Why just spend money to film individual items; why not just have a fake museum setup for a week? (2/2)

24/8/2025, 1:55:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Also watched this video interview with the band and Alex Ross Perry (also Steven Malkmus’s daughter, Sunday) and it is really cool. (1/2)

24/8/2025, 1:53:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“Not that you’ll get an accurate picture of what we’re doing. No. To you, it’ll sound as if I’m smacking around a pair of wet bowling balls and groaning with the ferocity of a mountain gorilla.” 🤔 Relatable. 👍

24/8/2025, 1:33:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

The footage from the fake movie “Range Life” as well as the musical “Slanted! Enchanted!” and the “Pavements: 33-22” fake museum exhibition were cool, but they did not overwhelm the film. Very Warhol like with the use of montage and split screen. Worse ways to waste 2-ish hours. (2/2)

23/8/2025, 2:22:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw it tonight. Rock solid “Meh…” from me. It’s not bad at all but not memorable either. If you are into Pavement, it is worth seeing. But if you are not? I don’t know what you’d get out of it. (1/2)

23/8/2025, 2:19:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Day after day… After months… After years my dad would call up and even schlep to the Trump offices to inquire about the application. He was always given the runaround; presumably because we were an immigrant family. Donald Trump reviewed all applications. Never got nothing. Fuck Donald Trump.🖕(2/2)

22/8/2025, 4:47:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

And Fred Trump later created “Trump Village” on Ocean Parkway in Brighton Beach in 1964. My parents came to the U.S. in 1963. They moved into a dumpy tenement directly across the street from “Trump Village” and put in an application for an apartment in the newly built “Trump Village.” 🧵 (1/2)

22/8/2025, 4:40:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture andy vs. (@im-all-id.me) reposted

I know everything costs a lot more now but at least it's also worse quality

22/8/2025, 2:58:09 PM | 1429 357 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s Farina for you! 🥣

22/8/2025, 1:33:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

I remember back in the 1990s when homeless folks would try and sell copies of the Onion’s weekly edition for a $1 a piece when the paper was free… 📰

21/8/2025, 5:09:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like “A Real Black Man” (arealblackman.bsky.social) is now suspended. Golly gee, I wonder why? 🤔

21/8/2025, 1:59:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

You are sorely mistaken! They weren’t talking about the “Jewish people…” but they were talking about “The Jews…” 100% different it seems… 🤔

21/8/2025, 1:05:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

This is one of the funniest images and the story behind it makes it only funnier! Way to to Katie Honan (katiehonan.bsky.social)! 🎉💵

21/8/2025, 1:01:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

stephen miller's tailor forgot to give him a breast pocket

21/8/2025, 2:23:31 AM | 6120 508 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drew Webb Free @Azbrittney and @Donkoclock (@archeryfan93.bsky.social) reposted

Fight fire with fire like Gavin Newsom

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21/8/2025, 2:18:49 AM | 335 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

And now… “A Real Black Man” (arealblackman.bsky.social) is gone! 😔

21/8/2025, 12:29:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

“A Real Black Man” seems to have been suspended… Golly gee! I wonder why! 🤔

21/8/2025, 12:13:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

“A Real Black Man” seems to have been suspended… Golly gee! I wonder why! 🤔

21/8/2025, 12:13:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

“A Real Black Man” seems to have been suspended… Golly gee! I wonder why! 🤔

21/8/2025, 12:12:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Update on this: “A Real Black Man” (arealblackman.bsky.social) seems to have had their account suspended… 🤔 But that’s none of my business! 🐸☕

“A Real Black Man” (arealblackman.bsky.social) seems to have had their account suspended. ClearSky still shows the dozens of lists “A Real Black Man” (arealblackman.bsky.social) created. But their account is now suspended… So hey! They are just a “did:plc” now.
21/8/2025, 12:10:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

This is the funniest, and dumbest, shit I’ve heard in months! 🤣

20/8/2025, 5:54:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wendy Orent (@wendyorent.bsky.social) reposted

www.medpagetoday.com/washington-w... I’m sorry, Lawrence Gostin. Impeaching and removing Kennedy is not a dangerous precedent. It is the right thing to do, not to poleax an unpopular Secretary, but to save lives. RFKJr’s antivax actions will destroy vaccine production, bring back disease, kill kids

20/8/2025, 3:59:09 AM | 20 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

No pee tape? 🤔📼

19/8/2025, 10:58:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted

Jason Riddle was at Jan 6. But instead of excuses or chasing a Trump pardon, he chose redemption. He quit drinking, saved his marriage, and turned his life around. An honest, inspiring story you need to hear. adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/video-from...

19/8/2025, 7:15:03 PM | 2494 490 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“NASA’s Webb telescope finds a new tiny moon around Uranus” 🪐 We will now call that moon: “Dingleberry Prime” 🫡

19/8/2025, 7:41:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they are trying to compete with “Newsmax,” “The Daily Caller,” “Daily Kos,” “Infowars” and other nonsense news sites like that? 🤷‍♂️

19/8/2025, 3:21:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

“She sold out cheap.” That’s how he likes his women… Easy and cheap… 🤔 Also tacky… 💃

19/8/2025, 1:36:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

You know just one person had to ruin it for everyone else! 🍄🥴🐃

19/8/2025, 1:32:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

This is the way…

19/8/2025, 1:30:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

@ytregaws.bsky.social So have you seen “Pavements” (2025)? I seems… Oddball and quirky and annoyingly so… I dunno… 🤷‍♂️

19/8/2025, 1:05:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

legit laughing my ass off

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17/8/2025, 7:20:06 PM | 31842 4589 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Living the best life, it seems! 👸

18/8/2025, 9:55:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

So funny they are getting tired of “Zionist” and just going for “Jews” nowadays. 🤔 Hate is psychologically hard and drains one of energy. 🪫

18/8/2025, 9:42:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

The Orange faced king of the deal makers made a deal with Putin on the Ritz. That’s just “Taco” for ya!

18/8/2025, 9:08:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Warren (@warren.senate.gov) reposted

Elon Musk's SpaceX is worth over $350 BILLION – after receiving billions in government contracts – but could be paying LESS in taxes than you. Why? Because Trump and Republicans rigged the tax code with loopholes for billionaire corporations. No more corporate handouts.

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18/8/2025, 8:50:55 PM | 1286 398 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

“Anti-Zionist Jews are more numerous and statistically they're the most persecuted.” 🤔🤔🤔 So many layers — well, just two, the be completely fair — of utter nonsense.

18/8/2025, 12:39:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

Watched “Roman Holiday” (1953) for the first time today… Wow! Great classic film. 🎞️⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ This anecdote about why Audrey Hepburn was cast by director William Wyler is utterly hilarious! 🤔 “…no arse, no tits, no tight-fitting clothes, no high heels. In short a Martian. She will be a sensation.” 🤣

18/8/2025, 1:24:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

Are we all feeling safer now? 😔

17/8/2025, 10:23:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social 👀

17/8/2025, 1:00:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“At around 9 a.m. on Friday, three guests at Hotel Captain Cook, a four-star hotel located 20 minutes from the Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson in Anchorage where leaders from the U.S. and Russia convened, found the documents left behind in one of the hotel's public printers.” 🤣🤣🤣

16/8/2025, 2:57:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“Muslim youths shut down Barbie screening for ‘promoting homosexuality’” 🤔 “…the mayor, said that he halted the screening on Saturday after about 15 youths objected to the film, threatened council workers, and moved to smash the equipment.” 🫣 Islam is sooo very “open minded,” right? 🙄

16/8/2025, 3:01:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: THE WEAPONIZED SANDWICH CONTAINED SALAMI

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15/8/2025, 7:45:18 AM | 10043 2207 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

Said it 7-8 months ago and I stand by this assertion now. The Democrats are going to run Gavin Newsom for President in 2028. 🗳️🇺🇸

15/8/2025, 3:05:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Newsom: "He doesn't play by a different set of rules. He doesn't believe in the rules. As a consequence, we need to disabuse ourselves of the way things have been done. It's not enough to just hold hands, have a candlelight vigil, talk about way the world should be...we have got to meet fire w/fire"

14/8/2025, 7:29:24 PM | 37943 10351 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Newsom: If California, one of the most un-Trumped states in America, is not successful, it’s at our peril. We may not get this back. I’m telling you, we may not. He is rigging this next midterm election before one vote is cast. He tried to wreck our democracy after the last vote was cast last time.

15/8/2025, 2:26:35 AM | 27562 8214 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are they both $3.94? 🤔💀

15/8/2025, 2:50:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“A judge released 37-year-old Sean Dunn — a former Department of Justice employee — on his own recognizance, despite prosecutors pushing for serious felony assault charges that could carry up to eight years in prison.” 🥪🎉

15/8/2025, 2:38:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

Team sub! 🥪

14/8/2025, 7:19:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lilly ⭐️ (@mothcub.bsky.social) reposted

Don't forget.

A bunny, standing with several flowers, closes its eyes and tilts back its head. Text reads:
14/8/2025, 5:31:53 PM | 226 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

And now to finally time to add Coinbase to this list of accounts I ditched: • Coinbase ✅ I had some “coin” for a while, I made a pathetic amount of $$$ and I sold stuff at a slight loss to get on with my life. No crypto for me anymore! 🤖💸

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Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

“Alex Jones’ far-right platfo rm Infowars can be sold once again to help pay the more than $1 billion he owes the families of Sandy Hook shooting victims, a Texas district court judge has ordered.” 🎉 I think The Onion should make another go at a bid. @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social

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Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

Slightly diminish a band: Push

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Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

Yup! Nothing speaks to the Jewish experience of the Spanish Inquisition more than “victim propaganda.” 🙄

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Profile picture Ohio Rob (@ohiorob.bsky.social) reposted

Top 30 US cities sorted by violent crime. Governor's party indicated alongside city name.

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Profile picture Leono (@leoro.bsky.social) reposted

THE MEDIA: “Israel killed 2 journalists” THE “JOURNALISTS”:

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Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social)

More of the same… More of the same… More of the same… 😔

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Profile picture Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted

This is concerning during Trump’s press conference, he portrayed Washington as a testing ground, a place to prove MAGA can manage and “revitalize” cities better than Democrats, with the goal of making it a model for other Democratic-led cities across the USA. A model for what exactly, martial law?

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Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Machine Gun Kelly have good jeans? 👖🤔

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Profile picture icookfood2023.bsky.social (@icookfood2023.bsky.social) reposted

When your cookout invite is always valid! ✊🏾&✡️ 🤞🏾✌🏾

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Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

That nutcracker is certified Kosher! 🍹

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Profile picture Steve Vladeck (@stevevladeck.bsky.social) reposted

Someone forgot to take down this webpage: www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

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Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Linda Sarsour? Pretty much a massive Jew hater if there ever was one. 👎 Yes, the New York Post is trash but they are the only local NYC paper I could find that reports the connection. 📰

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Profile picture Jack Szwergold (@jackszwergold.bsky.social) reply parent

Big if true. 👦🦁🐟 #bigiftrue

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Profile picture Paul Frazee (@pfrazee.com) reposted

My son doesn’t eat fish. Any alternative? Replace him with a cat. Cats love fish.
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