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maybe we stop electing 78-year-olds to be president idk
Respectfully
@solomonmissouri.bsky.social Doing the Lord’s work
CeeDee Lamb on how he'll feel when Micah Parsons faces the Cowboys in Week 4: "Weird. Conflicting. I just hope he's not in the backfield in two seconds. Deadass."
Belichick waiting for Jordon to copyright the names of all his players before publishing
bitch-made behavior
lawn mowing at 9 years old… $20/yard
It’s like a Pimm’s cup but with rum
Rough start*
I have and it’s even better!
Even with that right start, here’s where Julio ranks among all major leaguers this year: Hits - 7th Runs - 10th RBIs - 24th HRs - 25th Steals - 17th WAR - 20th Salary - 90th
Ballclub. Needed it.
F1 with two doobies to the face
our boy reached the FO part of the FAFO equation
Gregg Bell just subtweeted Brian and posted a kill shot article about the Parsons trade lmfao. Not even a fan of Gregg’s but man if this isn’t another example of real journalism vs access journalism on display.
As someone with an ownership share, I couldn’t be happier for our guys
Holy shit
all that hype and it’s just what Oregon would wear against Fresno St for an 8pm Friday kickoff 😔
🦗
Dan Wilson has shown all the situational aptitude of a walrus playing piano this season, making him the perfect person to lead the first Mariners team ever to make the World Series
he's the football coach who sits all of his starters in week 17 despite his WR needing 1 catch for 2 yards to earn a $750k bonus
can’t wait til Cal has a chance at 60 hr and dan pinch runs for him in the 6th and he doesn’t get another at bat.
I mean congrats on being the 8th best hitter on the franchise’s first playoff team but have *one* ounce of situational awareness one time
Dan Wilson gonna be have one of the ten most successful seasons in Mariners history on his résumé and the credit for that is gonna be 98% roster
jacson, i’m fucking upset. legitimately. bad tactics all year, terrible vibes here.
I’d fire Dan Wilson on the spot right now for ending Woo’s six-inning start streak because of an infield basehit at 5 2/3. Disgusting.
It’s a new day!
G👀D VIBES ONLY 🚀
Black magic
Honestly? Never thought this day would come.
Hustle why did you say that
Josh Naylor dove for that ground ball like a salt shaker being tipped over
G👀D VIBES ONLY 🚀
Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]
That guy STINKS
I wish Dylan Cease would desist
Jorge Polanco just seeing 1s and 0s right now
Tommy Fleetwood. What a moment.
no
Let me know how it goes
Dad football (@jacsonbevens.bsky.social)
take your pick old man
lol
You did it
lol
Does Cole Young actually look like Benson Boone or is it just the mustache?
Yes, we know it's only preseason. But Grey Zabel has dominated in the game action he's seen so far. We broke down the performance of Seattle's precocious lineman with @mikedugar.bsky.social 👇
Haha, thanks man
lawn check
Some incredibly good news: One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print. In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast. In short, it’s working. So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
Thank you Andrew! Yeah man, MSD is as real as they come
What a great episode, hilarious how matter of fact @mikedugar.bsky.social is with his analysis & so refreshing to hear real talk in the break down of players, personnel & systems, talk about tone setting! 👏🏼 📖 en route to London! @jacsonbevens.bsky.social the energy, 💙 & passion is unparalleled 👏🏼
🚨 Had one of our favorite conversations ever today with @mikedugar.bsky.social! He and @jacsonbevens.bsky.social discuss MSD’s incredible LOB-era memoir “The Franchise”, with stories from the book, the differences between Carroll and Macdonald, whether the 2025 Seahawks have the juice, and more!
hearing some of the stories behind the most meaningful stretch of Seattle sports in my lifetime was an incredible treat, and one I’m so happy y’all can listen to as well
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: if you pick up dinner from peaches in brooklyn, the winning move is to add an extra side order of gumbo to eat for lunch the next day. best gumbo i've found in the city operator: okay me: ... you sound distracted. operator: no! no i'm here
I’m just saying you’re allowed to enjoy things, man
K-Smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt-ass paragraph lol
Could be!
“Eeeeehhhhhhooooohhhheyyyyyyyyydunnoboutthat!”
BlueSky is most assuredly not real life but ask Target, Anhueiser-Busch, etc etc if what you’re saying is true
you’re misunderstanding the broader point
Sweet, now apply that same process to every other major company whose products / services you consume
“Why do people seem so much more miserable now?” Plenty of reasons, but a big one is robbing ourselves of little joys in the name of some culture war
I mean I feel the same way towards the guy as the rest of you but if y’all are really gonna be consistent with this approach y’all ain’t gonna have any products or services left to enjoy
Brother. Yes. Same as for anyone else lol
Nah just Scotty’s in the Bellingham airport
that’s right
🛫
George! Ballclub!
Close!
Hell of a day
Yeah
a good night a good town
Norm
Overload at 8.30pm PT tonight chat
Would absolutely love to see a political audit of the owners of all the companies whose products these people use / consume.
Big Slumper no more. Whole lineup is absolutely electric right now.
Thank you!
🤝
Marvin over the middle? Is that allowed??
I swear to god Whitney
Do turtles make love from behind?
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Thank you! Was a full gut remodel but we didn’t alter the footprint. That deck was what sealed the deal for us
lol, the highest compliment
Stunning. #GrassPorn is back.
Morning grass check
at’ll do, Chris
we got this 🤜🤛
And I'm done. Now my amazing realtor gets to take over. Full disclosure, @jacsonbevens.bsky.social is my realtor. If ya need to buy or sell in Bellingham he is the MAN. Seriously can't recommend him highly enough. It's pretty weird to know I'll probably never set foot in that house again.
good from 75
home run
I think so, yeah
*Jalen Milroe is extremely raw but showed enough for me to be excited. Moves different. *Klint Kubiak has the juice *Josh Jobe is gonna put a LOT of pressure on Riq Woolen to earn his $25M/year extension *Fullback football rules *Tory Horton. God damn.
Takeaways from tonight’s game: *Tory Horton is the real fuckin’ deal *I’ve seen enough of Drew Lock *Nick Emmanwori is thisclose 🤏 to being a scheme-amplifying weapon *Grey Zabel looks like a 10-year pro *I love Pete Carroll so much and am SO glad Mike Macdonald is the HC