Jared Dubin
@jadubin5.bsky.social
Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming NFL at CBS | NBA elsewhere Double Dribble Podcast https://www.lastnightinbasketball.com/ https://open.spotify.com/show/7u4RUZkuhIgA2hBypIjvXv jareddubin5[at]gmail[dot]com
created March 26, 2023
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3️⃣ Things NBA Preview: Brooklyn Nets 🕊️ Michael Porter Jr., free bird 🧪 Rookies, testing their limits 🚛 Tanking, to the top? Porter has basically never had to dribble in his NBA career. What will he do with more freedom on the ball? Can he handle it? He did in HS, but that was a long time ago.
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Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Great story.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
They definitely make mistakes. Poku, Ousmane Dieng, apparently Dillon Jones, etc. But when you have so many picks, like you said, you can just paper over those mistakes.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
OKC is bringing back guys who played 95% of its total minutes and adding a lottery pick from last year ... dear god. (And the 5% gone was probably a lot of gar-bage time minutes anyway.)
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
3️⃣ Things NBA Preview: Brooklyn Nets 🕊️ Michael Porter Jr., free bird 🧪 Rookies, testing their limits 🚛 Tanking, to the top? Porter has basically never had to dribble in his NBA career. What will he do with more freedom on the ball? Can he handle it? He did in HS, but that was a long time ago.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Dan this is very good.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Beuter Perkins is back to defend its crown.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reposted
3️⃣ Things NBA Preview: Boston Celtics ⚖️ White and Pritchard, scaling up 🥇 A record, quickly broken? 🎯 The centers, of attention It'll be better if Jayson Tatum's usage isn't just shunted onto Jaylen Brown and Anfernee Simons. The Cs need Derrick White and Payton Pritchard to do more, efficiently.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly think when older people say "10 years ago," they a lot of times just mean the 1990s because everything since 2000 seems more like the same time period.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Saying this specifically about Steph and 10 years ago is odd considering the frenzy around him during the 2015-16 season, but this stuff had also already been going on for a while by then. (It was definitely a big thing with Kobe fans and IMO it goes all the way back to at least MJ.)
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
10 years ago was arguably the height of Stephmania coming off the title and playing the 2015-16 season. People would pack the stands early to watch his warmups. The idea that this wasn't happening then is... odd.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Remember what Malachi Toney did to Notre Dame's elite secondary last night? That was fun as hell.
Tom Ziller (@teamziller.bsky.social) reposted
Free newsletter of the fortnight is on the cost of watching the NBA in '25-26. For some fans (like me), cost might go down if you can drop the big bloated streaming bundle. But that depends on being able to get access to your local team in an efficient way. www.teamziller.com/nba-streamin...
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
3️⃣ Things NBA Preview: Boston Celtics ⚖️ White and Pritchard, scaling up 🥇 A record, quickly broken? 🎯 The centers, of attention It'll be better if Jayson Tatum's usage isn't just shunted onto Jaylen Brown and Anfernee Simons. The Cs need Derrick White and Payton Pritchard to do more, efficiently.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Robby why do you want me to have heart attacks plural
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Never in doubt! Go Canes.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
I would say I can't believe they're playing for a long field goal from a questionable kicker but it is unfortunately the most believable thing about having Mario Cristobal as your coach.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Just please spread them out a little to do it instead of telegraphing it with Toney off the field for at least the third time on third-and-2.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
I swear if Shannon Dawson comes out in a tight formation and runs it up the middle on this third-and-short, again...
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Of course it now has a chance to come back to bite us in the ass. Classic.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
He wasn't even on the field! These telegraphed runs on third-and-shorts are the only thing holding Dawson back.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Another horrendous drive off the turnover. Played for a field goal from a guy who is 4-11 on kicks in his career after botching the kicking operation early in the game. Don't even care that he made it.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Francis Mauigoa and Anez Cooper are annihilating dudes on every snap. You love to see it.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely. Arm strength doesn't look like it's totally there.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Based on the way Orlovsky is talking you'd think Beck has been putting the ball in danger all game and I just have not seen that at all? The throw on the Daniels TD was awful and could/should've been pick-sixed and he just got bailed out, but he's been good otherwise.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
I kinda like Marcus Freeman. Dude gives real football answers to these questions. Strong contrast to what most coaches do with the sideline interviews.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Bailed his QB out like crazy. What a snag.
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Oh look some terrible clock management and we're out of timeouts because we burned one on special-teams alignment on the first drive of the game. Who could have seen that coming with Mario and the Cristoballers?
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Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
The camp hype from the beat reporters seemed impossible but here we are.
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BUYING (Kid is a *reclassified* true freshman btw.)
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Francis is playing like a guy who has seen three guys ahead of him in some OT draft rankings.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
I may or may not be buying fully into the insane Malachi Toney hype we got throughout fall camp. (I am.)
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Go Canes.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
They also just call him "Third." So it's Third Scroggins.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody can prove that you're not Tony Soprano.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
It's not! I lost a bunch of paid subscribers moving off Substack because of this. (I also didn't get to bring the contact info for any of the "followers" they touted as part of my "growth" on the platform, so that did nothing for me, either.)
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
The idea of paying Bland early is pretty good. Giving him Pat Surtain’s contract ($1M/year less, 6th-highest paid CB in the NFL) is not. I don’t like vocally criticizing the Cowboys all the damn time. I would love it if they exclusively did smart stuff. That’d be so fun. The problem is they don’t.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
The Cowboys are almost beyond parody. I’m sorry but this is classic “Look over here! We DO pay our guys!” And they already did it with Ferguson during the Parsons contract stalemate. (And they probably overpaid for both guys, which they somehow always do on the guys they actually get done early.)
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Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Farce Manning and Jeremiah Stiff out here.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Neither of these teams trust their QB to throw the ball on early downs?
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One of the greats.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Wrote about Micah Parsons and Jerry Jones, who won't learn anything from this saga because he doesn't want to.
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Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
That butt pad legit helps tho.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes it is almost scarily similar.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Anyway I’m gonna take Bodie for a long walk and think about how my dad instilled in me a lifelong emotional attachment to this stupid franchise.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
The Cowboys didn’t even get a good haul for Parsons let alone an historic one. Incredible stuff.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Total and complete shutdown.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Jerry Jones until we figure out what the hell is going on.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah the waiver wire is usually pretty sparse in this league. But it's been the same way since HS so we aren't changing it now, ha.
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Dubin Missile Crisis 2025.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Exclusively gonna refer to you as The Verification Guy from now on tho.
Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Jon Jamón is elite nicknaming in this set of circumstances.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reposted
Where Are We Going? New Orleans Pelicans I tried to write about the Pellies without *just* writing about the craziest trade of 2025. Naturally, that was not really possible. www.lastnightinbasketball.com/where-are-we...
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
100% of shootings are committed with guns. It's the only thing that every single shooting has in common. We know for a fact based on what has worked everywhere in the world that the *only* thing that reduces shootings is making it harder to get guns. There is no ambiguity about what needs to happen.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotcha. All good.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
To be clear here, I was friends with his son in college and got a ride back to school. That's all this was.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Where Are We Going? New Orleans Pelicans I tried to write about the Pellies without *just* writing about the craziest trade of 2025. Naturally, that was not really possible. www.lastnightinbasketball.com/where-are-we...
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
What? I was friends with his son in college and took a ride back to school. Sorry for not being able to know what his dad would be like 20 years later, I guess.
Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) reposted
22 years ago today, ESPN debuted Playmakers, a drama about a football team dealing w/ drug issues, domestic violence and homophobia. It was a hit. But the NFL hated it. The show was canceled. I talked to everyone. Here's what happened to Playmakers: www.nytimes.com/athletic/473...
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
If I had known then what I know now I definitely would not have taken the ride on this guy’s private plane that one time.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously thought this is gonna get America's version of royal wedding coverage. It's going to be absolute insanity in all the most ridiculous ways.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
There's a joke in here about Travis Kelce and chasing another ring.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Cost himself so much money and a roster spot by running the 40.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
The NFL seems to think that Miami’s offense was basically Cam Ward and a Buncha Guys last year. The No. 1 pick and a fifth-round guard are gonna be the only guys to actually make their rosters.
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Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Great speech and well-worth reading in full. Pritzker is one of the few out there who seems to know what he's dealing with and who is ready to meet the moment appropriately.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
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Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
John Cazale in Godfather II.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
And Cashman. Firing just Boone is a half-measure.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's the thing though: A red state would not let a failed ballot initiative stop them. They'd just ignore it like they do with left-leaning ballot initiatives that pass. Blue states would never.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Safe bet is on them indeed fucking it up.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
Under no circumstances should it be referred to as Week 0. If it was Week 0 there would be no games. It's Week 1 and a bunch of teams just don't play yet.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy.
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The fact that the people in charge think that stuff like this is the problem with Democrats is, ironically enough, the problem. They don’t even know what problem they’re supposed to be fixing.
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Make sure you leave a five star review!
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Jerry Jones shut up for one day challenge IMPOSSIBLE
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reposted
New Double Dribble Pod @highkin.bsky.social joins me and @modakhilnba.bsky.social to talk about the Blazers sale, then appreciate John Wall and complain about the schedule. (OK the last one is just me but still.) YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPEB... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Xpv...
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
New Double Dribble Pod @highkin.bsky.social joins me and @modakhilnba.bsky.social to talk about the Blazers sale, then appreciate John Wall and complain about the schedule. (OK the last one is just me but still.) YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPEB... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Xpv...
Mike Vorkunov (@mikevorkunov.bsky.social) reposted
Hey! I started a new YouTube show and podcast that is going to take a look at where sports and money intersect. So it's a sports show. It's called Business Decision. The 1st episode is on the Connecticut Sun sale and the WNBA team that can't be sold. Subscribe! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCSo...
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Re-watching Rubicon (2010 spy thriller on AMC) and I'm sorry but your man James Badge Dale should've been a big star. Huge miss by Hollywood.
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Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
*Incredible* placement of Romany Malco's refusal to comment for the 40-Year-Old Virgin oral history. www.theringer.com/2025/08/20/m...
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
This is excellent news. Wall was one of the smartest players of his era and has been good on TV when given chances to do it.
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Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
As if I needed another reason to hate the way the Yankees do business in recent years.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
I absolutely adored watching John Wall at his best. Obviously breathtaking in the open court but also one of the smartest passers and best corner-three generators in recent years. The man just knew how to manipulate a defense. It's a shame everything got cut short the way it did.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
This is so delightful. overcast.fm/+ABNbzZGVFzw
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
They're apparently all on Tuesdays but still. 11 PM! It's like the NBA wants East-coasters to go to sleep.
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
I didn't realize this when the schedule was released but NBC is doing 11 PM Eastern games 19 times this year. Eleven! PM! www.nbc.com/nbc-insider/...
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social)
I lost a whole bunch of subscribers when switching to Ghost for this reason. You basically just have to email them and tell them their subscription won't transfer over and ask them to re-subscribe on the new platform. Kinda sucks!
Jared Dubin (@jadubin5.bsky.social) reply parent
Who negotiated the deal????