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It's been nice knowing y'all. I stole @slytherintits.bsky.social's golden pipe in Mario party
Gotta let the vibes speak to me in the morning
His decision making in real life might actually be worse than on the football field
Not wrong
"Like new" and $789?
#Jaguars final injury report has just two players with game status’: G Ezra Cleveland (Questionable, ankle) G Wyatt Milum (Out, knee)
trump take xbox
#Jaguars HC Liam Coen implied Brian Thomas Jr. (wrist) would be good to go against the Texans. Said he's excited for BTJ's "op" this Sunday.
Oop
85 got put on his ass
One of the worst I've ever seen
This looks like when they get the fan on the field to attempt to kick a FG for a prize
Disgusting
Also since it's fetch. What a hospital ball
45 said no sir
That's actual PI
85 didn't do anything?
TONIGHTS BET ITS KIRBY WEEK If the Dolphins win, I will draw Dolphin Kirby attacking Josh Adeleine
It has always been about ensuring that people who don't look, sound, pray or fuck like them are kept down while lining their own pockets. Fuck anyone who voted for this shit, and fuck anyone who didn't bother to vote against it too.
The thing that gets me now that the mask is off is that it's obvious that conservatism has always been bullshit. All their talk about small government and personal freedom and rights goes out the window once they get their way.
#Jaguars WR Brian Thomas Jr. (wrist) practiced limited today after being a full participant on Wednesday.
im just so tired of the bending of the knee from these corps and such
I hope they go even harder
Travis Etienne currently ranks second in the NFL with 214 rushing yards Yes, he has the longest run of any player so far this season -- but if you remove every players' longest run, he would still rank second with 143 rushing yards Good start to his contract season
If you need 2 tix for Sunday hit up @ac-ec.bsky.social
Which is crazy tbh lol
Well should have been up!
Woof
There would be much hooting and hollering
I hope Strange claps Azeez Sunday
#Jaguars WR Brian Thomas Jr. (wrist) - Full * CB Montaric Brown (ankle) - Full participant * G Ezra Cleveland (ankle) - DNP * CB Jarrian Jones (back) - limited * TE Hunter Long (ankle) - DNP * G Wyatt Milum (knee) - Limited * RB Bhayshul Tuten (shoulder) - limited
Bhayshul Tuten's got the juice
#Jaguars HC Liam Coen says that it's a "great challenge and opportunity" for safety Antonio Johnson after releasing Darnell Savage. Johnson should operate as the third safety as Savage did the first two games.
Graphic design is my passion
congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford
Everytime
Believe just two players signed by Trent Baalke via free agency remain with #Jaguars: Arik Armstead (2024) and Foye Oluokun (2022) Ezra Cleveland was acquired via trade.
Interesting.
#Jaguars released S Darnell Savage, the team announced. Savage was signed to a three-year, $21.75M contract with the team that included $12.5M fully guaranteed and a $5M signing bonus. His release will save around $7.750M next year, $2.6M in 2027, per OTC
Idk tbh. Last night was for founders members. Seems they are doing the gifts a level at a time.
Happy Pythagoras Day: 9/16/25. (Or 3 squared + 4 squared = 5 squared.)
This is the pirate guy from Dodgeball during the part of the movie when he gets depressed and stops dressing like a pirate
That looked like an elbow. 😬
Right through Azeez.
LFG
It really is
Baker Mayfield is a QB with a DBs mentality
That's the Trevor special
Was that not a block in the back
Lloyd catches that
It was great, especially how they both talked about it afterwards
Baker is so fun to watch
Baker Mayfield scrambling for a first, getting hurt and then forgetting he’s hurt to shit talk CJGJ. The most hilarious QB in the NFL
want to see a team really push this by trying to make their goal posts sound the loudest. we’ve gotta have the technology where a post pipes a slide whistle or a booiiiinnng out when hit
Hospital ball
I was losing my mind at the illegal shifts
New systems bound to have hiccups especially early. Still should have won but also look like they play the same sport we watch other teams play.
Azeez down. Shucks
Oooof that's rough
They've had way worse days than that. We used to pray for half the competency they've had this year so far.
Illegal shift. Fuck you Houston
Really cool
Physical commemorative tickets 🥰
TONIGHTS BETS If the Texans win, I will draw Derek Stingley Jr as a beedrill If the Raiders win, I will draw Pete Carroll giving Jim Harbaugh noogies
An Orlando restaurant owner has turned 49 parking spots outside her eatery into art spaces. This move is in response to a state mandate removing rainbow-colored crosswalks and other street art in Florida.
🫡
At the Jags founders gift pickup. And I feel out of place with all the olds.
CARSON WENTZ VS JAKE BROWNING IN THE GAME OF THE CENTURY WEEK 3 BABY BE THERE OR BE SQUARE bsky.app/profile/dian...
Anton and Mekari both got beat BAD that play
If BTJ thinks he's getting hospital balls. He should really go watch what Peyton did to Austin Collie
They're afraid of creating another McAfee. Commendable dedication to society
The colts haven't punted yet this year lmao
wooof thats bad. but now you can say you have had it i guess lol
I've never heard anything good about it
He alligator armed a couple, ducked out on one in the end zone and immediately went down after catching a slant. Something is in his head. Dunno if he's hurt or the preseason hit from the Steelers has him shook or what. Might need a sports psychologist.
He looked kinda disinterested throughout the game. Didn't look like his head was in it
Except to BTJ.
Younghoe is about to be Youngwho
Bengals star QB Joe Burrow is feared to have suffered a Grade 3 turf toe injury, one that would require surgery and put him out at least 3 months, per me and @tompelissero.bsky.social. Burrow is still evaluating options, but the ones that would keep him on the field are dwindling.
If BTJ thinks he's getting hospital balls. He should really go watch what Peyton did to Austin Collie
Woof
Somebody in this walmart parking lot is living right
The Jaguars have landed in Jacksonville and were immediately flagged for an illegal shift.
Fired football coach Brent Pry's wikipedia photo is the hard-livin' version of opinion guy
Calais!
Refs are showing up far too much this weekend
Got lucky with the penalty
I laughed pretty hard ngl