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The Cat Food Bandit

@jak-deth.bsky.social

Alternate facts, no bueno!!!! I apologize for being crude at times; I have a touch of Tourette's. &^%$)(@@&

created November 24, 2024

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Why does Brazil know how to deal with criminals and the USA doesn't? www.npr.org/2025/09/02/n...

2/9/2025, 11:25:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If my Grandmother were still here, she would describe the entire administration in one word, "fakakta."

2/9/2025, 11:10:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 10:58:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted

"That is why I am infuriated that the Air Force plans to grant military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it." Yes, there is a difference.

2/9/2025, 8:01:01 AM | 6185 1916 | View on Bluesky | view

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It took seven months to reach the point I don't believe one goddamn thing coming out of the Gold House. :(

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2/9/2025, 10:53:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He insisted on a cameo role for the use of the hotel and then bankrupted it. lolol0000

2/9/2025, 10:44:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's inflation with a healthy dose of corporate greed.

2/9/2025, 3:07:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He could wander out of the White House one night and fall into the Tidal Basin.😱

2/9/2025, 3:02:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assume Krasnov is his KGB name.

2/9/2025, 12:42:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:16:15 PM | 2268 655 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 12:35:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were photographers allowed at his last golf boondoggle?

2/9/2025, 12:34:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right in the middle of a huge state-wide cash crunch. lololol

2/9/2025, 12:25:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I never see the mealy-mouthed bitch again, it would be too soon.

2/9/2025, 12:24:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I like the poorly educated" - Donald (the pussy grabber) Drumpf

2/9/2025, 12:22:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the prerequisites for a cabinet position in the Drumpf Administration. 😱

1/9/2025, 10:39:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing to see here, just another pardon bought with bitcoin.

1/9/2025, 10:34:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The schmucks expected something else?

1/9/2025, 10:32:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:31:16 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Christian Nationalists, Karoline Leavitt in particular, have now blamed demonic forces and trans gender people for mass shootings. If you wish to get really upset, look up how many of them Trump has installed in top positions.

1/9/2025, 10:30:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:06:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They usually do.

1/9/2025, 2:30:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hillary's official account. Accurate information and no conspiracies. Take a look.

1/9/2025, 2:28:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@hillaryclinton.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 2:27:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When he was installing his own Starlink internet to bypass government channels, he should have been dragged out of the agency and put in jail. Once again, authorities dropped the ball.

1/9/2025, 2:22:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hillary Rodham Clinton (@hillaryclinton.bsky.social) reposted

Back in February, I asked why an unelected oligarch and his band of minions felt entitled to your Social Security number. Six months later, it's clear it has ended in disaster. The Trump admin must answer for this violation of public trust that has put all Americans' private information at risk.

Tweet from Hillary Clinton sharing a headline ( CNN headline from yesterday: DOGE put Americans' Social Security records at risk, whistleblower says
27/8/2025, 4:07:15 PM | 1966 633 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Cat Food Bandit (@jak-deth.bsky.social) reply parent

I always smile when I see his smiling face. Chloe and Dexter say hi. =^..^=

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1/9/2025, 2:18:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The scumbag did a lot of internet scamming, sexual attacks, and general douchery, but no porn. After all, that is honest work. lolol

1/9/2025, 2:14:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He said fuck you and fuck your suit.

1/9/2025, 2:09:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In my opinion, the bunch of self-serving douchebags are playing a waiting game. They know re-election is not likely, but are waiting for the first to break ranks with the maniac and not have to deal with being primaried by the vindictive shit. I think mid-summer of '26 will be the tipping point.

1/9/2025, 10:32:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heh. He is an idiot surrounded by people of less intelligence.

1/9/2025, 10:22:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:58:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stopping the election is the only way he can save his ass, and we all know what lengths he will go to.

1/9/2025, 1:55:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope springs eternal.

1/9/2025, 1:45:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The twat made her millions and is now retiring.

31/8/2025, 8:34:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The headlines confirm that statement.

31/8/2025, 8:33:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😁

31/8/2025, 8:29:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:28:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When he doesn't get it, and he won't, will he cry rigged?

31/8/2025, 8:26:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The cowardly blowhard is renaming the Defense Department. How cute.

31/8/2025, 8:25:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trumpery at its best.

31/8/2025, 8:14:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Musk is a POS much like Zuckleberg. They both add nothing but take what they can.

31/8/2025, 2:53:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weasel Words, the orange shitgibbon uses them ALL THE TIME!!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_...

31/8/2025, 12:05:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His plans for Greenland, Canada, and Panama are on the back burner. Where is that congestive heart failure when we need it?

31/8/2025, 11:37:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Cat Food Bandit (@jak-deth.bsky.social) reply parent

Every agency under Trump's control (all of them are) is putting out non-stop bullshit as they subvert our Democracy. I am angry, and why did you miserable morons allow this to happen?

31/8/2025, 11:35:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I recall it was said he tossed some money on the bed after he was done. Sick fu*k.

30/8/2025, 9:06:34 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It probably was from the insane bullshit session he ran when he made a big deal of prosecuting flag burners. I walked away from that shitshow five minutes after it began. The simple bastard droned on with lies in a monotone voice as his head was cocked to the right and he never looks up.

30/8/2025, 9:04:09 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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It has gotten exponentially worse since the multi-millionaires became multi-billionaires and are in the clubhouse turn of sucking every shekel out of our pockets. Do the greedy bastards realize the end game is one entity has everything? Kinda like the game Monopoly, eh?

30/8/2025, 8:57:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Cat Food Bandit (@jak-deth.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, we must give LBJ an honorary mention for Nam. He went all in on the conflict while his predecessor was not getting involved.

30/8/2025, 8:48:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In this fakakta country it pays to be an insurrectionist. When did this nonsense happen?

30/8/2025, 4:30:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is Grover. I work for him. Fourteen years ago he hired me to be his manservant and financial advisor. He now owns his own home, has a passive income, and eats only the finest foods available.

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30/8/2025, 2:29:55 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am sorry for all that we have to live through this.

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30/8/2025, 2:21:41 PM | 2 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Out of sight for at least 24 hours, maybe life support?🙏

30/8/2025, 11:34:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big money facilitated this. :(

29/8/2025, 12:13:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:58:21 AM | 1749 563 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go fuck yourself, idiot.

29/8/2025, 12:05:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost one month to go.

29/8/2025, 12:04:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool. Will they float a Battleship, nuclear sub, or an aircraft carrier down Pennsylvania Ave? lolol

29/8/2025, 12:03:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Johnson is literally a traitor to the US Citizens and should be tried accordingly.

29/8/2025, 11:50:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel the same way as the michi, what is coming today?!?

29/8/2025, 11:49:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 4:57:34 PM | 35 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brainworms is the most absurd cabinet choice of them all. I am not laughing.

28/8/2025, 9:16:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She has a front row seat and is no fool. McConnell and Garland should be tarred and feathered at the least.

28/8/2025, 5:34:53 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 12:12:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How nice, the morons arrested or scared away most of the Latinos in DC, so they have to use the National Guard for landscaping. lololol

28/8/2025, 12:11:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IYKYK

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28/8/2025, 12:07:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Possibly the most absurd Cabinet choice by the orange shitgibbon. ☹️

28/8/2025, 3:28:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The law was spelled out in the Constitution, a DOJ investigation should have begun on January 21, 2020, and he should have been in jail by January 21, 2022. They failed their duties.

28/8/2025, 3:22:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right above Merrick's picture.

27/8/2025, 10:11:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's right.

26/8/2025, 2:28:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where is that congestive heart failure when you really need it?

26/8/2025, 2:27:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah Jeez.....even the doors?

26/8/2025, 2:26:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 11:21:04 AM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he instructed the DOJ to file suit against California for daring to do the same. My mind is not equipped to deal with this level of bullshit and hypocrisy. 😢

26/8/2025, 2:21:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Listening to this scheisse makes me think of this,

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26/8/2025, 2:16:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@anabellelee1849.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcP...

26/8/2025, 12:35:06 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big smile :)

26/8/2025, 2:07:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oddly, it makes as much sense as the Donald's version.

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26/8/2025, 2:07:12 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The answer was right there in the Constitution, y'all fucked up. Thank you very much.🤬

25/8/2025, 7:19:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are all the other Governors on vacation? When will they weigh in on this rather urgent matter?

25/8/2025, 1:29:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 7:10:23 PM | 134 47 | View on Bluesky | view

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#winning www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

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25/8/2025, 1:25:48 PM | 0 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 7:10:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better they change the menu. :)

24/8/2025, 7:09:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The racist not-z's and grifters I merely despise.

24/8/2025, 7:07:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am very angry with the stupid ones who voted for him and the idiots who didn't vote for her.

24/8/2025, 7:06:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK, I thought it was the second. I had no idea she collected so many husbands. :)

24/8/2025, 7:04:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 7:02:31 PM | 3 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pathetic people with no spines, the lot of them.

24/8/2025, 2:44:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 11:34:45 AM | 2993 645 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, Mr. Trump, you have put your shitty touch all over in DC. PS - They hate you, too.

24/8/2025, 2:42:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@democrats.org

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24/8/2025, 1:54:12 PM | 118 34 | View on Bluesky | view

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The DOJ released a tranche of the Epstein Files and Jizzlaine's statement, that nothing happened anywhere, on the same f'ing day, was nerve to the nth degree.

24/8/2025, 1:18:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nestle doesn't make water, it makes plastic bottles.

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24/8/2025, 1:10:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His whole cabinet is overrun with bleach blonde bimbos, and I refuse to speculate on fellatio, except for Miller; I suspect him.

23/8/2025, 11:42:30 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only repeat what Ivana's second husband said about the three kids, "They are scum and only care about money". You can look it up if you wish.

23/8/2025, 11:37:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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J6 convict is a real plus on ICE employment applications. Not to be outdone by being a big and beefy chowderhead with a history of abject stupidity and racism.

23/8/2025, 11:32:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where is that "Prove Me Wrong" guy?

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23/8/2025, 3:37:22 PM | 0 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 3:35:00 PM | 0 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have to admit, he is the Energizer Bunny of lies and bullshit.

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