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Why does Brazil know how to deal with criminals and the USA doesn't? www.npr.org/2025/09/02/n...
Alternate facts, no bueno!!!! I apologize for being crude at times; I have a touch of Tourette's. &^%$)(@@&
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Why does Brazil know how to deal with criminals and the USA doesn't? www.npr.org/2025/09/02/n...
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If my Grandmother were still here, she would describe the entire administration in one word, "fakakta."
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The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
"That is why I am infuriated that the Air Force plans to grant military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it." Yes, there is a difference.
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It took seven months to reach the point I don't believe one goddamn thing coming out of the Gold House. :(
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He insisted on a cameo role for the use of the hotel and then bankrupted it. lolol0000
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That's inflation with a healthy dose of corporate greed.
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He could wander out of the White House one night and fall into the Tidal Basin.😱
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I assume Krasnov is his KGB name.
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Were photographers allowed at his last golf boondoggle?
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Right in the middle of a huge state-wide cash crunch. lololol
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If I never see the mealy-mouthed bitch again, it would be too soon.
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"I like the poorly educated" - Donald (the pussy grabber) Drumpf
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All the prerequisites for a cabinet position in the Drumpf Administration. 😱
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Nothing to see here, just another pardon bought with bitcoin.
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The schmucks expected something else?
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The Christian Nationalists, Karoline Leavitt in particular, have now blamed demonic forces and trans gender people for mass shootings. If you wish to get really upset, look up how many of them Trump has installed in top positions.
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They usually do.
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Hillary's official account. Accurate information and no conspiracies. Take a look.
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@hillaryclinton.bsky.social
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When he was installing his own Starlink internet to bypass government channels, he should have been dragged out of the agency and put in jail. Once again, authorities dropped the ball.
Hillary Rodham Clinton (@hillaryclinton.bsky.social) reposted
Back in February, I asked why an unelected oligarch and his band of minions felt entitled to your Social Security number. Six months later, it's clear it has ended in disaster. The Trump admin must answer for this violation of public trust that has put all Americans' private information at risk.
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I always smile when I see his smiling face. Chloe and Dexter say hi. =^..^=
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The scumbag did a lot of internet scamming, sexual attacks, and general douchery, but no porn. After all, that is honest work. lolol
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He said fuck you and fuck your suit.
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In my opinion, the bunch of self-serving douchebags are playing a waiting game. They know re-election is not likely, but are waiting for the first to break ranks with the maniac and not have to deal with being primaried by the vindictive shit. I think mid-summer of '26 will be the tipping point.
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Heh. He is an idiot surrounded by people of less intelligence.
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Stopping the election is the only way he can save his ass, and we all know what lengths he will go to.
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Hope springs eternal.
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The twat made her millions and is now retiring.
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The headlines confirm that statement.
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😁
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When he doesn't get it, and he won't, will he cry rigged?
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The cowardly blowhard is renaming the Defense Department. How cute.
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Trumpery at its best.
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Musk is a POS much like Zuckleberg. They both add nothing but take what they can.
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Weasel Words, the orange shitgibbon uses them ALL THE TIME!!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_...
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His plans for Greenland, Canada, and Panama are on the back burner. Where is that congestive heart failure when we need it?
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Every agency under Trump's control (all of them are) is putting out non-stop bullshit as they subvert our Democracy. I am angry, and why did you miserable morons allow this to happen?
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I recall it was said he tossed some money on the bed after he was done. Sick fu*k.
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It probably was from the insane bullshit session he ran when he made a big deal of prosecuting flag burners. I walked away from that shitshow five minutes after it began. The simple bastard droned on with lies in a monotone voice as his head was cocked to the right and he never looks up.
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It has gotten exponentially worse since the multi-millionaires became multi-billionaires and are in the clubhouse turn of sucking every shekel out of our pockets. Do the greedy bastards realize the end game is one entity has everything? Kinda like the game Monopoly, eh?
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To be fair, we must give LBJ an honorary mention for Nam. He went all in on the conflict while his predecessor was not getting involved.
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In this fakakta country it pays to be an insurrectionist. When did this nonsense happen?
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This is Grover. I work for him. Fourteen years ago he hired me to be his manservant and financial advisor. He now owns his own home, has a passive income, and eats only the finest foods available.
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Out of sight for at least 24 hours, maybe life support?🙏
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Big money facilitated this. :(
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Go fuck yourself, idiot.
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Almost one month to go.
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Cool. Will they float a Battleship, nuclear sub, or an aircraft carrier down Pennsylvania Ave? lolol
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Johnson is literally a traitor to the US Citizens and should be tried accordingly.
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I feel the same way as the michi, what is coming today?!?
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Brainworms is the most absurd cabinet choice of them all. I am not laughing.
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She has a front row seat and is no fool. McConnell and Garland should be tarred and feathered at the least.
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How nice, the morons arrested or scared away most of the Latinos in DC, so they have to use the National Guard for landscaping. lololol
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Possibly the most absurd Cabinet choice by the orange shitgibbon. ☹️
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The law was spelled out in the Constitution, a DOJ investigation should have begun on January 21, 2020, and he should have been in jail by January 21, 2022. They failed their duties.
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Right above Merrick's picture.
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She's right.
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Where is that congestive heart failure when you really need it?
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Ah Jeez.....even the doors?
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And he instructed the DOJ to file suit against California for daring to do the same. My mind is not equipped to deal with this level of bullshit and hypocrisy. 😢
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Listening to this scheisse makes me think of this,
MAGA HATER (@maga-hater.bsky.social) reposted
@anabellelee1849.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcP...
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Big smile :)
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The answer was right there in the Constitution, y'all fucked up. Thank you very much.🤬
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Are all the other Governors on vacation? When will they weigh in on this rather urgent matter?
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Better they change the menu. :)
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The racist not-z's and grifters I merely despise.
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I am very angry with the stupid ones who voted for him and the idiots who didn't vote for her.
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OK, I thought it was the second. I had no idea she collected so many husbands. :)
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Pathetic people with no spines, the lot of them.
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Thank you, Mr. Trump, you have put your shitty touch all over in DC. PS - They hate you, too.
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The DOJ released a tranche of the Epstein Files and Jizzlaine's statement, that nothing happened anywhere, on the same f'ing day, was nerve to the nth degree.
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His whole cabinet is overrun with bleach blonde bimbos, and I refuse to speculate on fellatio, except for Miller; I suspect him.
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I only repeat what Ivana's second husband said about the three kids, "They are scum and only care about money". You can look it up if you wish.
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J6 convict is a real plus on ICE employment applications. Not to be outdone by being a big and beefy chowderhead with a history of abject stupidity and racism.
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I have to admit, he is the Energizer Bunny of lies and bullshit.