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they named the grocery store after me
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RFK is trying to find the bugs
Yes I’m wearing four backpacks stacked. Move along or I will start spinning
freestyle whistle rap battle
Worst case scenario, it will still be the funniest 48 hours immediately after It's correct that Vance and Mike Johnson and all the other fucks are just as evil, but I really don't think any of them have the juice to keep Trump's fanbase energized.
bad news: I'm in the best shape of my life
I'm gonna invent adult make-a-wish so I can make sex with one of the iPod commerical silhouettes
Would love to get some! Are you still giving money to transphobes who want my loved ones dead?
Genuinely this rocks so hard. Thank you!!!
WatchMojo voice: did you know zack and cody suite life was originally called hotel for bad moms
dogshit
flaming moe's
This rules- the empty space behind the cereal pieces looks so good
Calorie tip for Burger King! If you take the buns off one of the burgers and chop up the rest and put it into a bowl, it will look and smell like dog food and you'll be so grossed out, you won't have to eat at all
He interviewed Bannon in March of this year. That was 5 months ago. You are like Charlie Brown and Lucy has just put the football out.
You won't believe what this guy looks like
why is Dan using your cats litterbox
are you still giving money to someone that wants transgender kids to be dead?
People often confuse 'crime' (violation of laws) with 'disorder' (visible signs of civic decay). Homeless people on the streets is disorder; counterculture is disorder; sneering at authority is disorder. It's a feedback loop because federal goons patrolling streets harassing folks is also disorder.
dumb tweet- I don't even know what kind of equipment you're working with
you can't be held accountable for what happens when radioactive by the imagined dragons comes on
I'd also recommend the rest of Danny Boyle's filmography- he really doesn't get nailed down to any one genre. Sunshine, Trainspotting, and Steve Jobs are all incredible.
28 days is really good, especially the first half. It takes a turn in the second half that I didn't enjoy, but YMMV. The 28 Years sequel out next year also might benefit from seeing the original. 28 Weeks has an insane opening sequence but overall isn't necessary unless you're a completionist.
I absolutely love your stuff! Do you sell tattoos tickets / have opinions on people having your art tattooed?
You still selling the Harry Potter sleeves that directly profit the most vocal transphobe in the world? The one that thinks transgender men and women should be dead?
The 20 minute mark is when things start to get interesting
Thank you so much for this! I just bought one and if it's as good as everyone says, I'll be switching my collection to these.
you have the political facilities of someone who spent their first 18 years of life trapped in a bunker with a horse and 2nd grade level book titled "What is Democracy"
what if he was a pedophile for yogurt instead of children
how come no one has done a "polyamorous the bachelor/ette" where the first episode they all decide to date and the rest of the season is fighting over the dishes
I believe it was @horsejeans.bsky.social that said that movies should be 90 minutes or three hours long and nothing in-between
Woah this pantry is slutted out
only two restaurants
likely place for a turd
You were in a new starter pack
they should do make-a-wish for guys in their 30s who sometimes have chest pains
You've got an AI and a DB? I think you need to take a T.O.
true posters only really get going when they start using ctrl+v in the replies
I didn't find the "lesser of two evils" thing particularly convincing a week out from the election, but it's especially fucking deranged to be making this argument 3 years from an election! We have so much time to find a candidate who is not evil. We might even have time to find one that is good!
You should focus this energy on all the establishment Dems currently doing "purity tests" on Zohran Mamdani.
How many Patreon subs for Luke to get normal chairs in his garage
does the orca like me
Are you the monkey
I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.
and if you timed it right, it would be the perfect place to dispose of a real dead grogu
I haven't listened yet, is db overly critical of a genre director who makes intentional stylistic choices
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
is your lawyer hot
the good news is most lack object permanence and would fail the mirror test they use to test self-awareness in animals so you can outsmart them super easily
does it count as breaking the boycott to accept the free sample offered to me by the Starbucks employee while in line at the Albertsons pharmacy
@libbycwatson.com and @coollike.gay on @blankcheck.bsky.social when
what an incredible blending of my two podcast worlds
She noo-noo on my tele until my tubby custards
you should get the big mac- fun fact. it has a secret sauce but many believe it is just thousand island dressing
there needs to be a word to use for people whom I do not believe deserve death but whose actions foundationally confound me and a great example of this kind of person is someone who calls everyone babe
I think the same thing about 7/11 cashiers
Do you just sit in your bathroom hitting yourself in the head with hammers? How the fuck did you do this to your brain?
Are you voting for the Republican, the rapist, the one that perp-walked Luigi, or the Democratic nominee?
almost certainly some sort of cursed monkeys paw situation
eat cheese and have sex with my rat girlfriend
Please, call me David Mr Albertsons was my stepdad
rats are at the restaurant for the same reason I am, can't fault em for it
Have you tried putting the schedule on a big incomprehensible calendar like @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social does? It might help 👍
Do you think that acting this way makes you good? Do you think that you are worthy of love when you act this way? Do you think that when you are judged in the grand scheme of things, these comments will be worth even their weight in shit? You shall never know love or warmth- change your ways!
as long as we are making suggestions I have a couple of additional really really good ideas that everyone would love a lot
The Kid A review predates rupi Kaur and is equally embarrassing
every week I pull into a jiffy lube and I ask them to check my juice
letterboxd but for truck stop oral
Perhaps then you shouldn't have voted to confirm her you dumb sack of rat shit
@topherflorence.bsky.social you tweeted about the beach boys yesterday, did you have insider knowledge
RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
I actually don't listen to anything with rhythm, I think its actually dogshit for idiots, but whatever floats your boat I guess
Haha it's mine
Steven Spielberg just announced a sequel to his maligned 2011 Historical Drama 'War Horse'. This Christmas, be sure to catch 'Sex Dog' on the big screen!
@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social you seen one of these yet?
That you should do it frequently because they have no spine and all they will do is 'vote' about it
that's a really cool thing to say, you should call a loved one and read aloud what you're saying on the internet
Have you ever thought about how you're getting intellectually demolished by someone named 'nutsling' Do you not have shame
Do you think that Kamala Harris could have done anything differently within her campaign and potentially won the election?
here before this gets you on Fox News again- you should change your bio to "Crikey, I'm thinking I'm back"
Call my ass parasocial the way this made me tear up- this rules so much, congratulations!!!!
Are they hiring at the "torture 36 year-olds with $70,000 trucks" factory?
If 50 percent of Americans wanted to reinstate Slavery, you would be saying "we have to take a moderate position!!!" You are willing to sacrifice trans rights because it makes you uncomfortable- you're the toxic one. In 10 years, 20 years- when people ask what you did, I hope you're honest you worm
Shut the fuck up
Oh is it Ellen
tough but fair
were any of the famous dogs there? what about voice actors
where should one fuck a pigeon (geographically- don't worry, I know the holes)
Logging back into x dot com to tweet "theyfabs be shopping" to piss everyone off and then logging off for another 8 months
everyone i follow posts like they are either uwu, completely disassociated, or on a bunch of pills they stole from their friends boyfriend
the kind of thing you post when you're not mad and you're definitely winning the argument
Well how else were you going to find out where the badges were in Paper Mario
yeah, regular gum #gumgang #shit-tacs
