We live in the dumbest fucking timeline
Anti-MAGA. Former KC resident. World Traveler, dog lover, tv junkie. Royals/Chiefs/Jayhawks fan. Probably listening to AltNation. My kink is karmašHouston, TX
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We live in the dumbest fucking timeline
Hey, it said ridiculous.
Iād fund a resistance that actually works.
#BREAKING: C-SPAN is coming to YouTube and Hulu this fall! Press Release: www.C-SPAN.org/YouTubeTV Press Release: www.C-SPAN.org/Hulu
100% intentional.
Happy birthday! ššš
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What are good tequilas to try that arenāt Don Julio or Patron? Nothing crazy just looking for something different to (ask them to) stock in our comp bar in our cruise cabin. I can ask for almost anything that doesnāt cost a fortune and if they have it theyāll stock it. Thoughts?
I have issues. It is nice that someone thought of me for some reason I guess.
I do not care. I do not care. I do not care. There isnāt much I care to think about at all around those years of my life. 0 stars. Do not recommend.
Last year or the year before my nieceās elementary school teacher recognized my sisterās maiden name and asked if we were related. Apparently she went to high school with m. I actually remember her. Not like friends or anything. She just told my sister today someone else was asking about me.
Supernatural premiered 20 years ago this month.
In 2016 Chicago was the first place I really remember people rising up when Trump had his first rally there. I wouldnāt expect the reaction to attempted federal occupation to be quiet one.
A bold move given recent protests and the size/weight of a Portillo's Italian Beef
This one is for the #chiefsties
Draft graded an A according to @rotowire.bsky.social analysis too!
I have been distracted but heās not dead? š©
Heās going to get troops killed in their own country.
Our bid to upgrade to a mega rockstar suite on our cruise this month was accepted this morning š
Haha I just texted Laura about something good and Iām waiting for her reaction.
Good morning
Feel better soon!
Noooo š¤¢
Ended up waiting until 4.4 to get that Tier 1 QB. Burrow went 4.3 and I took Hurts over Daniels. Hereās how it went @cooterdoodle.bsky.social @mbfantasylife.bsky.social
Loved Melbourne. Enjoy it.
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I also suggested my (soon to 17 year old) nephew use a pic I sent him for his team logo. Probably my favorite pic of him that I have.
Oh yāall are going to love Lauraās team name and team logo when she gets around to posting it š
The couple who plays fantasy football togetherā¦
$300 for 1st. $150 for second.
Just under 30 minutes til our family fantasy football draft. Laura is picking 2nd. Iām picking 7th. I think weāre ready. *takes more Xanax*
I stopped reading when it said both the Chiefs and Eagles would miss the playoffs. š®
So close
Omg
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Where do you get yours? We order from this place and end up spending almost $100 each time š swedishcandystore.com?gad_source=1...
Stumbled on this tv show on PBS while we were at a hotel one night. Weāre suckers for French tv and liked the episode we watched. Finally started it for real last night and itās as good as Iād hoped www.pbs.org/show/astrid/...
I always loved that Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top played Angelaās dad on Bones.
I always loved that Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top played Angelaās dad on Bones.
Didnāt get out of bed until 10am š¬
Also this is why one of our dogs was named Porthos (RIP)
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Ugh! So frustrating!
I was just thinking about how fucking delicious this meal was.
I have never hated another human being that I have never met in person the way I do that evil fucker, and seeing everybody hyped up tonight makes me feel less alone than I have in a long time
If prayer workedā¦
Just a little but the temps did drop in to the upper 80s which felt great! Glad youāre getting some relief.
Relaxing out back while it feels nice out here
Have you ever had chafed nipples from snorkeling?
ācould a dead man be blasting les miz???ā is objectively funny, props to the WH for that one
Honestly love that the vibe here on a late Friday night going into the last weekend of summer is āgosh I really hope heās dead, weāre gonna throw one hell of a partyā
Anyone make a playlist we can celebrate too?
Did it happen?
He was unfortunately on a ride back to over by the airport already. But he did acknowledge he had them and would work with me to get them back.
Heās in our area now so I called and he should be calling back to arrange getting them back to me. Heās with another customer now.
My AirPods fell out of my pocket in the Uber home from the airport Wednesday. Couldnāt get a fix on location until Thursday morning and of course they are 60 miles across town. Notified Uber but never heard back. So Iāve been stalking them until I saw the driver take a ride nearby.
Nick Castellanos is 4-for-8 with four home runs against Bryce Elder, who is on the bump for the Braves tonight. In case anyone is wondering.
Sorry Atlanta fans but I am gonna need Nick Castellanos to hit a bunch of home runs this weekend
Nabbed him in the 11th (I think alt text cuts off the bottom of the first pick)!
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Assigned the first pick. Reached for Burrow a bit because of Chase. Prefer Bowers instead of McBride (barely) but he got picked right before my pick.
*takes Xanax for totally unnecessary anxiety*
Few minutes away from my first non-mock draft of the fantasy football season.. Our family league drafts on Monday. 10 teams this year. Laura and another one of my niece-in-laws (is that a thing?) are joining us this year.
One person confirmed positive for COVID after the conference earlier this week. Sat directly across the table from him at dinner Monday night. I feel okay though. Pretty tired yesterday but figure that was because of late nights/time change/alcohol. Probably should test to be sure. Blah.
Sheās going to die anyway
Happy birthday! šš
Spending my afterlife watching these guys faces when they find out theyāre going to hell (and not where they thought) wouldnāt be that bad.
Iām actually visiting by myself while Lauraās mom comes to visit her here. Itād be great to see you guys too. Iāll be there 9/9-13 and weāll both be back in December. I know Laura will want to.
Haha YES!
It was a great time. Just got back last night. Back to normal stuff until I visit KC in a couple weeks.
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Line of Duty
A bunch of companies who own strip clubs get together at an expo every year to network, meet vendors, contractors, and give awards like a lot of industries do. Itās kind of fascinating.
Hello beautiful people! This one is from this past Tuesday in Vegas before we went to the strip club awards show.
A wonderful image. It just is.
Heās pretty cute without the muzzle too š
He turns in to a demon when he sees needles or nail clippers!
Just recently found out they film parts of the show Landman at one of the strip clubs that Lauraās company owns.
Thankfully I donāt mind it too much, but for some reason it has been a constant thing wherever weāve lived so it makes me laugh.
Only $84 million en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berry_C...
Welp itās I can hear the high school football stadium from the backyard season.
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In 2016 Chicago was the first place I really remember people rising up when Trump had his first rally there. I wouldnāt expect the reaction to attempted federal occupation to be quiet one.
Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve on the Minnesota shooting: "The sad thing is we can't sit here and tell them that help is on the way. Because we're not going to do a damn thing about it."
Home.
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I move that we stop using āScaramuccisā and start saying āCracker Barrelsā.
Just wandering around the casino and decided to put $20 in a .25 slot machine. Laura spins like 6 or 7 times and we walked away with $83.
Thanks!
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Thank you!!
