Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine)

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Fortunately, no one asked you to vote for him.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

What if it's orange?

Mohave County Indivisible (@mohaveindv.bsky.social) reposted

REMEMBER: if white smoke emerges from the White House chimney, it means there is a new President. If black smoke emerges, it means they are burning evidence.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Please have a word with Mike Johnson.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Is potato. OK, looks like cow shit. Is potato. Eat.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

The victim was in his pants. He put a stop to the beating.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

He intervened to make himself stop beating her.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

And how long a honeymoon will the media and Dems give JD to advance the military takeover?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

He has the budget for a huge expansion of trump's brownshirt thugs. And out of respect for the dead king, he will get away with it.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Rounding up the opposition (including elected officials in congress and state governments) for show trials and attacking protestors in the streets.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social)

Vance (if that is his current name) will come on assuming correctly that he will be given a month or two grace by the media and Dems, and he will go all out on the military takeover. /1

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

What is this "paper"?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Burn, baby.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing to see here.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

They knew it was wrong.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Crypto is a solution in search of a problem. It serves no function except to scam fools.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Working for trump is already treason.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

He won't make it to 2026.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Some of this in Moscow, please.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck finding the bone spurs.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Apple appealed to people who were afraid of computers and were calmed by cuteness. In later years they catered to those who wanted to pay higher prices simply because the prices were higher.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

When he does die, they will line up to eulogize him.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Take a deep breath. Gavin isn't going anywhere. Enjoy the show.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Unrelated, but after the crash he stopped beating his girlfriend.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump wants to know if his knees are OK.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

You are referring to RFK Jr, right?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Wrong side!

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

The old British bread was good for mopping up spills.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Linux.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks. I thought I saw it falling away.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Does it use a booster? Solid fuel?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

It does require some intellect.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh. Okay.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm afraid I hate the hateful ones that much.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't say you can't deface the signs.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring your dancing shoes.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Linux.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

No one worships JD, and no one likes him. There will be a dogpile of sycophants groveling and backstabbing. He may do a great deal of harm, but he will never have charisma. When he threatens the repugs, they will rebel.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

The billions don't come from the magat peons, though they are happy to impoverished those they can. The big money comes from people like Thiel and Koch. Roll ye tumbrels!

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent solution.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

The streets are made for dancing.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social)

Die wide awake, asshole.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Until he falters or someone much better comes along, give him a chance.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Getting my dancing shoes on.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

SMRs are a scam. Why would you choose a dirty, unsafe and expensive power source over proven clean, safe, reliable and low cost renewables?

Stefan Scholl (@stefan-s-from-h.de) reposted reply parent

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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Linux.

Edzard Ernst (@edzard.bsky.social) reposted

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

How about sending 20,000 Polish soldiers to"train" the ruzzians to surrender?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Time to dispel with the idea that Maggie is anything but a shill for trump.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Target shooting, hunting and personal and family protection is not what pro gun is about. No one is trying to take that away. Take a look at the National Assault Rifle Association's websites. It's all AR-15s and other war weapons.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

How much does he want to spend?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a target- rich environment. Have at it.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Why should the rich pay taxes at all? It's their country.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

They did eliminate the tax on silencers. So there is that.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Both sides? Both sides of maga? No such thing as pro gun blue guy.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. A few sunken tankers in the port would do wonders.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. Microshit learned that they should not have let people turn it off.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

It isn't up to you, asshole.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Here in Oakland, they use the left turn lane as a fast route around the traffic. Seems like a Waymo find.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

I would like to thank the National Assault Rifle Association and the Republican Party for making this happen.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

EV yes, Tezla no.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

What they mean is once they've been killed, they're no longer people.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

More of this, please.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Wikipedia is the very best thing on the internet.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

And some guy invented a way to run his car on water but GM bought the patent and put it on the shelf.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course, it would weigh 15 pounds.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

This is BS.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't like him.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Long live Wikipedia!

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. PG&E and Edison have the legislature and governor in their pockets.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

My comment had nothing to do with Graphene, and now that I know what it is, the question remains: why do you trust gurgle?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

You trust gurgle to provide security when their business model has been destroying it for 20 years?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

National ASSAULT Rifle Assn. Always call it that.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you believe that?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

You're right, but Gavin doesn't lead a parliamentary party, and has no chance of being president.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

I already have android by gurgle. It is evil. Why would their next version be better?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Gurgle is evil.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are you buying anything from gurgle?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Has he been released by the mayo clinic?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

🇺🇦

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Mandatory.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Why limit your choices?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

I would like to thank the National Assault Rifle Association and the Republican Party for making this happen.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

I would like to thank the National Assault Rifle Association and the Republican Party for making this happen.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Drive it into a ditch.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Fine, as long as the DMZ is in russia.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

What is the point of publishing economic stats using blockchain?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw what you did there.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

What a turd.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

you appear to be.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are you taking these people(?) seriously?

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

They should keep painting other crosswalks and run the fascists ragged.

Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich.bsky.social) reposted

hey numb-nuts, I wrote a post just for you. bsky.app/profile/jeff...

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

If it weren't for the Job Creators, no one would ever have a job. Be appreciative and stand down.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

Collect your rubles and crawl back in your hole.

Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) (@jakobc16.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you're right. They could be safer if they are forced to obey the speed limits, as well as other traffic laws. But the truck lobbies will want them going as fast as possible 24/7. And they generally get their way.