JD better be careful. I’m sure that MAGA saved that noose they were planning to use on Pence. I’ve been off line for long enough that I didn’t read what Vance said. 🤷♀️ www.news18.com/amp/world/wh...
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JD better be careful. I’m sure that MAGA saved that noose they were planning to use on Pence. I’ve been off line for long enough that I didn’t read what Vance said. 🤷♀️ www.news18.com/amp/world/wh...
“If she wasn’t my granddaughter I’d be dating her.”
“ILLEGALS” MY ASS! Green card holder Rami Othmane speaks out after being snatched off the street by ICE while driving to the grocery store. He’s a documented immigrant and the husband of Dr Wafaa Alrashid, chief of staff at a local hospital. He was locked in detention for 13 days.
“You cannot argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience” -Mark Twain This is why the medical experts are leaving the CDC.
There’s so much wrong with this entire thing but I’ll start with the obvious thing:HOW THE HELL DID MILLER STAND IN THE SUN THAT LONG WITHOUT BURSTING INTO FLAMES!
The fun would be watching Chump's reaction to it. 🤯 #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
If he stroked out could we give them an award?
This preschool in Iceland is actively interrupting gender norms. Really interesting. Can you imagine how badly the MAGA regime would lose their shit over this?
I heard the case didn’t have any meat.
She couldn’t even get him for assault with a deli weapon.
in retrospect, the internet may have been a mistake
Idiocracy may become a self fulfilling prophecy.
i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
I feel like we are a news cycle or 2 away from Republicans passing the Purge into existence.
It all makes sense when you realize they want us to die.
We live in a country where it is harder to get access to a vaccine than an assault rifle.
Things that keep ya up at night… A clip from this interview won’t suffice — suggest you watch it in its entirety. Dr. Demetre Daskalakis believes what RFK Jr is doing with the CDC is based on eugenics. I’ve seen far too many RFK Jr clips— the Dr’s not wrong. youtube.com/watch?v=FQCP...
This could easily become an AI horror film classic. But also, if you run into a "Cracker Clarence" at the Cracker Barrel, I would probably walk right on back out. I'm safe bc I like to eat comfort food, in the comfort of my home, where I can make it🔥🔥💯 #SheShed
🧵The shooter in yesterday's attack in Minneapolis had in common with a number of other mass shooters a mix of hate, mental illness, and legal access to deadly weapons. In their manifesto, they admitted not knowing why they were about to attack. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Literally no one is open to a dictator unless it’s the Republican elections official who drugged his granddaughter or Tulsi Gabbard.
Labor Day feels like a good time to remind everyone that the current administration is actively weakening labor unions and rolling back worker protections in a concerted effort to destroy the middle class and stifle upward mobility for the working class. Enjoy the BBQ.
I agree 100%. So please explain the behavior of the party towards Mamdani and Omar Fateh. I’ll wait.
Andrew Cuomo should do himself a solid and actually LISTEN to his constituents instead of smiling and waving as if he’s in a parade. I’m cracking up. He deserves it. 🤣😆
They are doing to the trans community what Nazis did to Jews. In plain sight. Trans people are NOT more prone to criminality. That is a FUCKING LIE. They are very much more likely to victims of crime. That is the TRUTH! I am so fucking ashamed of this place right now. Who are we?
Karoline Leavitt: “The president has the authority to fire those who are not aligned with his mission.” What exactly is his mission?
It's too bad Republicans don't care about gun violence as much as they care about the Cracker Barrel logo.
It’s also how you make a conservative.
It’s easy to see if you’re being governed or ruled. Are your tax dollars solving issues or causing oppression?
Jon Stewart hits it on the head...yet again. When is one too many too many?
Are we gonna let this stand? Are we “over” the Epstein files?
🔵 So tragic 😭💔 Vote Blue 🗳
In America, it's easier to get assault rifles than food stamps.
For years, the nitwits on the right have called Obama, Biden, Harris, and any other mainstream politician who challenged them “dangerous left-wing radicals”. Wait until they see what they get when the pendulum eventually swings back after all of this.
Considering the insurance company that ran an AI claims system created Luigi I may be willing to see where this goes.
Reason 4857 why health care should never be for profit: AI DEATH PANELS. This is the same kind of program used to deny claims at United Health, and they want to use this for VA claims, too.
He successfully flooded the zone to get the media off the Epstein topic 😡
The fence along the southern border with Mexico has been painted at a cost of a whopping $500 million dollars of wasted taxpayer’s money. But it’s only the side facing America is painted. So it’s just Americans getting burned.
In a way it’s the most accurate way to describe this administration’s policies as well.
They’re traumatizing kids.
He fried his brain with heroin and worm ate what was left.
I’m not sharing this to scare people—though it’s fucking terrifying. I’m sharing it because we all need to be on guard. We won’t be getting reliable data from the CDC anymore. Worse, the guidance could be harmful. RFK Jr. has no medical training, no scientific background…
He’s looking more like this every week! 😳
The shooter was posting about shooting up the church for a month and the FBI was too busy doing Trump’s dirty work to flag it. Now I know for sure if that happened under a Democrat that failure is all we’d be talking about right now.
I am supposed to be loved. And you are too ❤️ I love you
I’m at the campaign event. I’m at the mosh pit. I’m at the combination campaign event-mosh pit.
Me, waiting for all the Epstein files MAGA promised on day 1.
Elon Musk’s cars kill more people than all Trans shooters combined.
Maybe Red state governors are sending their national guard to DC because they’d be safer there picking up trash than patrolling their own murder capitals.
When your house is on fire, the most important consideration is that your firefighters are here legally. You don't want anybody illegally fighting fires. After you have determined their papers are in order, then you can go about getting your family to safety.
Omg — I feel seen 🥝 👀 🥄
Lmao!!! 🤣😂
Would someone please call the Fashion Police? My senses have been assaulted.
I think he plays a decent villain.
Unpopular opinion: As much as I like him as a person, Kevin Bacon is NOT a good actor. 🫣🫢
Guy who staged his own fake assassination attempt sets up conditions for actual assassination of his election opponent. www.cnn.com/2025/08/29/p...
I didn't know Uncle Sam was gay 🇺🇲🌈
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS STILL HAPPENING YOU BRAIN DEAD TWIT!!
If a system can abandon the weakest among them to fend for themselves as those in charge reap the benefits in allowing their slaughter maybe it’s time to admit that the system is broken.
Mark this day as the death of expertise at the CDC. All we have between us and the next pandemic are a bunch of horse paste eating conspiracy loons.
Saying you need an AR-15 to hunt is like saying you need dynamite to fish. Stop the nonsense.
Eddie always brings knowledge and sometimes painful (I hope) history. Necessary knowledge to grow and move forward. Deleting it and acting like it didn't happen doesn't move us forward as a society or country. Thank you for this painful information and reminder, Eddie.
I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
According to Rep. Fitzgerald, ‘urban areas’ are the only places crime occurs. And by urban, we all know what he means…
I’m detecting a hard R in urban by him.
ever notice how rfk’s head is crooked?
He probably didn’t shake the rocks around in there enough.
I woke up with a CRAZY scary stupid thought: Maybe I should run for Congress against Steny Hoyer. Dude’s been in office since 1981. He’s in his late 80s. If I do it, I’ll run as a progressive independent caucusing with, but not controlled by Dems. And I will NOT take PAC money of any kind.
That’s what I’m thinking about doing in Kansas against Roger Marshal. He has done nothing but lobby for billionaires and corporations hurting Kansans.
Today’s episode of “Revising history to normalize fascism” www.joemygod.com/2025/08/pent...
Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who chose to break into an unauthorized area during an insurrection against the repeated warnings of law enforcement. She ignored those warnings and got killed through no one's fault but her own. She was a traitor. She doesn't deserve full military honors.
A quarter of a billion dollars for this. 👇
Father Michael Louis Pfleger a priest at the Sabina Catholic Church, a Black parish in Chicago's Auburn Gresham neighborhood has a message for Trump! Before you dare speak about any violence in Chicago, look into your mirror, and address the violence coming from the White House! 🔥
*Biden has a shitty debate* MSM endless coverage: Is Joe Biden fit to be President?! *Donald Trump speaks in word salad, his cabinet applause his non-sensical outburts while the country moves closer to fascism* MSM: Trump accomplishing his goals for second term. Us: 🤦🏾
Apparently, lifeguards are too woke, now. Real Americans drown.
Just a friendly reminder that Ashli Babbitt was violent thug who fell for the Big Lie and deserved to get shot.
Republicans only care about school shootings when the shooter might be trans.
DC is fed up with federal control. On 8/25 a grand jury refused to indict a woman accused of scratching an ICE agent. Today another refused to indict the man who threw a sub at one. DC is fighting back. FREE DC!
Too bad Republicans don't protect school kids as much as the Epstein files
We will know more by noon today about the Trans Minnesota shooter than we will about the kid who shot at Trump over a year later.
They don’t believe gun violence of this magnitude should be politicized unless the shooter finally ends up being Trans or somehow connected to the left.
If Subway wanted to make this dude into their new spokesman, all I'm saying is there's no way it could turn out worse than the last guy.
NEW: Yesterday, I posted that I was unable to get the COVID vaccine at my VA clinic, and many of you assured me that the new one would be available soon and that I was overreacting. I was not overreacting. I am no longer eligible for the vaccine. apnews.com/article/vacc...
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Yes. It’s real.
Slept well last night knowing that the Cracker Barrel logo had been restored. Can’t think of anything to be worried about at all now.
Republicans: Mass shootings: “it’s the price of freedom. Send thoughts and prayers” Homelessness: “Deploy the National Guard”
Breaking news to the ammosexual gun nuts on the right: Thoughts and Prayers aren't working.
They have all of our SS records. He signed an eo giving them the power to institutalize disabled people deemed unable to care for themselves. I'm sure it'll be fine.
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
2A Gundamentalists have proven they have no interest in bearing arms to rise up against tyranny, so their absolutist “constitutional” argument against national common sense gun reform is moot—and the time to talk about it is right fucking now.
The US National Guard. We’re looking for a few good janitors.
'this actually doesn't suck' leads directly to the conclusion that there needs to be a massive, civilian CCC-style public works program
Innocent Americans will suffer from this widening division among the left. But those preaching equality, yet creating battles of opinion vs opinion while gleefully slandering others with false accusations to shut them down, will suffer most as their ideological power wanes.
If thoughts and prayers worked, children wouldn’t have been slaughtered this morning as they attended mass in their Catholic school.
Sadly true
Children in Minneapolis were shot through windows as they attended mass at school. Windows will be regulated before guns are.
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