Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
But i thought pedophilia was acceptable in 'murika noe.
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But i thought pedophilia was acceptable in 'murika noe.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Is it just me, or is ICE avoiding the "stand your ground" states?
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
Democrats need to stop being the only ones playing by the rules!!!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Lemme guess, the ONLY black woman governor???
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
It's not that they're stupid, it's just them treating their supporters like they are.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
It's not like any other job offers are coming in.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Gawd I love this, but jeeeezus amerika is soooo fucked.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
Once again for the back row...THEY ARE CHILD RAPISTS!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Normally Miss Lindsay's breath smells of young cock, but today it is just smelling of pure desperation.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Seriously, is there anyone who didn't see this coming???
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
It has only been 6 months and the world no longer recognizes or respects the US. I do not see how it ever recovers, especially knowing that no free, open, democratic elections willn likely ever happen again.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Not just americans who hate this america.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Every single time someone asks the question "why did the Trump WH do this", the answer is ALWAYS the same - for cruelty sake.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
love this!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
It if were to be a free and open democratic election. Which it most certainly will not.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
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Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
plain old cruelty is the point.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
What the hell makes americans think that there will have a shot a democratic election in 26 or 28?
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Yea, I say the same about the USA.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
but it is gonna happen....
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
She ain't wrong!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Ahhhh my hometown of Windsor always makes me proud!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
This sort of info should always have an original source.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
MORE OF THIS 'MURICA!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would any tourist come to the US Olympics or World Cup? There fixed it.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
The elite democrats have no one to blame but themselves for Mamdani - you can ony disappoint for so long before your constituents look elsewhere.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, I too prefer, Alligator Auschwitz.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Dont use the showers at Alligator Auschwitz!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
CORRECTION: democracy WAS your strength.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
F*CK all the way off....well done!!! #fuckallthewayoff
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Good start, but y'all know you can do better - 600% is in sight.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
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Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options: 1-877-447-4487
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Are you kidding? This is comedy gold for the rest of the world!
Seth Abramson (@sethabramson.bsky.social) reposted
Look what Jake Tapper did to us. His garbage book—which contains none of the proof it claims to include—is the foundation a vile madman will now use to justify ending our democracy by undoing actions he’d otherwise not be able to touch. Democracy dies as Tapper swims in gold, Scrooge McDuck-style.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
Meadow grazing seems like an option! 😜 But I feel ya, struggles for vegans is real.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Good morning 'murica, just checking in, he dead yet?
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
HERE IS WHAT SCUM LOOKS LIKE.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
what the actual fuck is wrong with american journalists~!?!?!?!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Ohoh...time for Secret Service to give Bezos a visit.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
We should ALL post 8647 on our social media.
Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted
The Trump administration just sent the Secret Service to my house for posting "8647" on social media. They are literally redefining phrase as threats just so they can go after their political opponents.
Wajahat Ali (@wajali.bsky.social) reposted
This is what the Trump Administration considers a priority, as Israel is about to annihilate Gaza, India and Pakistan are on the brink of war, and Ukraine fights Russian occupation. www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda...
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
thoughts/prayers....yadda yadda
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
#Canada and #Australia say thank you Mango Mussolini!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
#fighttheoligarchy
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
BURN THE FUCKING PLACE TO THE GROUND AND START OVER.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
Mostly those with cancer!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
oh my, what a little beauty!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Ready to serve....or be over served.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
How many Scaramucci's will he have served?
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
....umm that's neighboUr!
Jan 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 (@snorider.bsky.social) reposted
So I asked if anyone is living in terror in Canada, as Poilievre claims. The answer is yes, but they are all afraid of the same thing. They are in terror of Poilievre becoming P.M.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
how exciting for 'murica.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Sadly, this is exactly where the US is headed, fast. AND CAN WE STOP CALLING THE US AMERICA....it offends the rest of us in America (Canada and Mexico).
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
....and so it shall come to pass!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
I hope this fucker starves!
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
woooohoooo!!!!! 😀
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Lesson learned. NEVER TRUST THE US.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
Because if he comes how now, he will share with the media, all the gruesome details of what is happening to these people.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
SOURCE?
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
#carneyforcanada
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Well, there is another preferred option.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
The US can't/WON't bring him back for one of two reasons: 1. He knows too much about treatment of prisoners in El Salvador gulag. 2. He's dead, as others may also be. Contempt Proceedings Have Begun in the Abrego Garcia Case www.muellershewrote.com/p/contempt-p...
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
The boycotting is speading across the globe.❤️
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
They will all love this photo.....i suspect each will hang it in their office.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Just saying, but whether he pulls back tariffs as they related to Canada or not, we should never go back to that trade relationship with US - time for trade partners who are trustworthy allies. Not the US.
Edge O. Erin (@edgeoerin.com) reposted
Wayne Gretzky lives in Boca Raton, Florida. Bobby Orr lives in Jupiter, Florida. Donald Trump lives in Palm Beach, Florida. Wayne and Bobby love them some Donald. 💕 Gretzky and Orr are no longer Canadian heroes. They're not even token Canadian anymore. 99 and 4 have gone from heroes to zeroes.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
I fear they cannot.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Why they won't CANT bring back Abrego Garcia.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Huh, odd that. Or is it? www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
I swear to gawd, every headline out of 'murica sounds like an Onion headline.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe that has to happen to open a till?
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
oh the freakin irony! edition.cnn.com/2025/04/08/a...
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
😄😆🤣
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
That's one more hour of daylight to watch your country collapse.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
IS HE DEAD YET?
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Gawd, us media has gotten so lazy.....fact checking is looking on Twitter or x or whatever it's called.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
So proud. www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
woooohooooo let's go China! Sad for those hillbilly Walmart shoppers who only came for the racism.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
😂🤣😆
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Are you a completely lawless country now? FUCK! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
Yea, just die already.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
...and why should he focus on you? You've clearly demonstrated you are no threat.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
It will never be what it used to be, the world cannot and will not trust the US ever again.
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social)
How to go chapter 11 fast. www.12news.com/article/news...
Jamie 🍁Elbows Up Canada🍁 (@jamiesamui.bsky.social) reply parent
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