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Jan G

@janmug.bsky.social

If a tweet is not ironic, it's probably sarcastic. I think of myself as a socialist libertarian; I like small government and good roads.

created September 21, 2023

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I didn't think it was possible to insult Göring, but here you go.

2/9/2025, 1:36:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mehr als 50 Jahre nach den USA ...

2/9/2025, 1:27:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That new look should get you a great sponsorship deal with Rogaine.

1/9/2025, 3:45:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:36:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As the Ming found out, syphilis and corruption are a bad mix when facing rebellion by your own peasants. The Manchus only had to pick up the pieces.

30/8/2025, 7:35:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, Becher Text auf Hayden's Musik. Da muss die Nationalelf nicht umlernen, die kennen den Text sowieso nicht.

29/8/2025, 12:45:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, there was a lot of that. Also a lot of disagreement with the Nazi's methods while not really having a problem with most of the overall goals.

28/8/2025, 9:56:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was at least a strong "Nazis always bad" attitude through the first 50 years in the west. Can't comment on the post-unification Germany, left around that time.

28/8/2025, 9:46:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would be because Johnson terminated the brand. None in the US since 2024 either.

28/8/2025, 9:42:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's give them a fighting chance

28/8/2025, 5:13:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Der Kandidat hat unrealistische Vorstellungen vom Arbeitsplatz.

28/8/2025, 12:25:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nein, zu viel Werbung für wenig Nutzen. Ausser du brauchst unbedingt 73 Berater für Museumsaustellungsvitrinen.

28/8/2025, 12:22:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But what if I do the physical measurement but not look at the results?

28/8/2025, 12:17:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Klein anfangen

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28/8/2025, 12:15:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Gordon Ramsey's search for the perfect fish and chips"

28/8/2025, 12:05:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like a direct quote from the history of the great patriotic war, Moscow 1955

28/8/2025, 11:51:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you cellaring mead in 55 gallon drums?

26/8/2025, 11:06:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing says good times like trench foot and chlorine.

26/8/2025, 6:06:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, will the wedding be part of her performance at the next Superbowl halftime show?

26/8/2025, 6:03:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While it looks delicious, I wonder which part was smoked?

26/8/2025, 4:25:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After 11 years I think you deserve a new one. For the environment of course.

23/8/2025, 5:40:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You need to start a "Navy and you" dating site.

23/8/2025, 2:05:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, why is your current car costing you so much more? Usually, unless you drive it for 10 years, new car depreciation eats gas mileage benefits.

23/8/2025, 2:03:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 10:29:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An Opel branded Citroen, they don't make Yugos anymore?

22/8/2025, 12:14:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needs ketchup?

22/8/2025, 12:11:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like the painting showed batwings and horns before the redesign.

20/8/2025, 9:22:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The new Whites and Coloured clothing lines are a bold concept.

20/8/2025, 9:19:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually, as it has a 50 star flag, it's the Nazis coming to Trump's aid securing the 2026 election

20/8/2025, 7:23:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Short trip, it only runs a couple of miles.

19/8/2025, 5:10:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hoert sich nach Verbotspartei an. Wer regiert da?

18/8/2025, 4:35:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That list is only valid if you read them all in the original language.

17/8/2025, 7:53:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brahmins are known for their tolerance towards lesser people.

12/8/2025, 8:38:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pork butt is the easiest starter meat. Brisket is next, but look up "the stall" and why you wrap it in butcher paper at 165F. Homemade sausages is intermediate difficulty.

10/8/2025, 1:38:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An email deleter. If you synced it the right way it wrote the empty deleter directory to your PC, without backup.

9/8/2025, 5:17:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ours are more rustic

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9/8/2025, 4:43:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oddly, I'd skipped the mustard

8/8/2025, 7:31:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a composite guy, reading the reports is a horror story. They screwed up the manufacturing process, and sanded down the structure to make it not plainly obvious to customers. That tube was trash before it came of the mandrel.

7/8/2025, 11:10:34 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 1:35:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As much as I agree on the intended meaning, Nobel prize is not a guarantee for validity. They gave one for lobotomy.

6/8/2025, 1:33:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put them all back up. With a placard "Rebelled in 1861. Surrendered in 1965."

5/8/2025, 6:25:32 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oddly hard to find any information on it, other than it happened.

5/8/2025, 5:29:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vodka is mostly water 😁

5/8/2025, 1:55:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhere Rincewind is crying.

31/7/2025, 2:20:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For the sake of authenticity, the file you're looking for is only in the second folder in the first box.

28/7/2025, 4:24:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't forget the unlimited budget to visit archives conveniently located in desirable tourist destinations.

28/7/2025, 1:35:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stay classy

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28/7/2025, 1:10:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 6:20:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can see the despair in the eyes of the trustees: Oh look, all those spots that just opened for Andover Prep graduates as we can't give them to people from Central St. Louis High.

24/7/2025, 2:16:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope you got one of the new laser mosquito defense systems. I notice a definite lack of screen.

24/7/2025, 1:48:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Da müssten die Gelbfüßler bangen.

24/7/2025, 1:46:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That presumes that the administration is truly acting under duress and is not secretly cheering being able to hand spots to rich alumni kids instead of having to keep up a diversity appearance.

24/7/2025, 1:44:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He really believes in 10 x match.

23/7/2025, 5:28:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next level will be German trees are releasing oxygen that is breezed by Russian soldiers.

23/7/2025, 2:56:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Catholic Church has a patron saint for the seal of confession. But I'm sure they stop now because of WAs' new law.

19/7/2025, 4:27:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Koreaner kochen nicht scharf. Ok, verglichen zu NM. Der Deutsche mag das anders sehen. PS: Ich sehe du hast das Land gewechselt. Thai ist scharf.

18/7/2025, 11:59:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Für die Feldküche ungeeignet.

18/7/2025, 11:54:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fake letter shows the President's sense of humor?

18/7/2025, 2:06:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wann wird der geheime Anhang über die Aufteilung Frankreichs veröffentlicht?

17/7/2025, 3:14:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And here I thought we revolted against star chambers.

16/7/2025, 3:14:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd like to write something but I'm still untangling my phone cord.

14/7/2025, 3:12:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/7/2025, 7:39:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/7/2025, 5:24:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And at those prices, that's not a cheap thrill to indulge in.

8/7/2025, 12:27:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/7/2025, 12:27:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was 4 in the morning, the drunks were sleeping in their vans down by the river.

7/7/2025, 11:39:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always thought the last horse unit of the US Army ate their horses on Bataan.

7/7/2025, 11:36:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not quite, it's only legal after conviction, not for people being detained.

6/7/2025, 10:25:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Easy call, Hoess never made Standartenfuehrer.

5/7/2025, 1:58:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as they are cheap, they can be rubbish. Every $200 k drone stopped by a $1 M SAM is a win for Putin.

3/7/2025, 8:54:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, kind of a complement. A parasite takes from it's host. If a youtube user is the host you must give him one hell off a feed that he keeps coming back for more.

30/6/2025, 10:35:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danke, konnte mich nicht daran erinnern wie die früher hießen.

30/6/2025, 6:01:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not heavily focused on the crusted rice.

30/6/2025, 5:57:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nuking the sun will just produce MORE heat. Nuke Mercury for a dust cloud between us and the sun.

30/6/2025, 2:50:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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/hug

28/6/2025, 2:06:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YouTube has plenty of videos o how to trim beef heads.

27/6/2025, 3:01:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The anti-Jan approach, I just go and look what's on sale.

27/6/2025, 1:47:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's just trying to say being governor of Arkansas isn't too demanding.

26/6/2025, 9:39:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will they cut off your buttons and break your sword at the next WPA meeting?

26/6/2025, 4:23:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So viele VLS Zellen koennen wir uns nicht leisten, die Raketen sind zu teuer.

26/6/2025, 3:25:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And it's not like Kaga and Akagi had three flight deck levels 100 years ago.

25/6/2025, 9:43:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His campaign for a Nobel peace price takes an interesting approach.

25/6/2025, 3:42:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would Darth Germanus pick such a weak wreck as an apprentice?

25/6/2025, 1:32:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's the one that says if the US attacks anyone all NATO members are committed to lend assistance?

25/6/2025, 1:11:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Orson Wells in The third man, Peter Lorre in M, or

25/6/2025, 1:48:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wenn die Eskalation dann Gift im Wasserschutzgebiet ist wird das Weltbild wieder geradehängen.

24/6/2025, 11:17:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Und das alles für 5000 unbesetzbare Planstellen.

24/6/2025, 11:12:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SVR

24/6/2025, 7:45:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, some of your Costco videos where kind of low key dresscode wise.

24/6/2025, 7:24:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I recommend a Ruger LCP. It always surprises the heck out of them if you shoot back.

24/6/2025, 4:02:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She loves it

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Kids, stay of drugs

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23/6/2025, 9:49:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd picked 17th September as comparison.

23/6/2025, 9:47:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just do it all in a fake German accent, that way, everyone is offended equally.

23/6/2025, 1:59:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/6/2025, 4:17:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If MIGA means calling for a violent overthrow of the Iranian government, what does MAGA mean?

22/6/2025, 10:17:46 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was clear when he started whining about the Nobel Peace price. People who bomb other countries out of nowhere rarely get them.

22/6/2025, 2:09:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just that little excursion in the Thames estuary is pay walled.

21/6/2025, 11:28:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please don't conflate having successfully bullied a large part of society into grudging silence with trans acceptance. Once activists demanded criminal charges for deadnaming, the public started waking up.

21/6/2025, 5:08:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view