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I didn't think it was possible to insult Göring, but here you go.
If a tweet is not ironic, it's probably sarcastic. I think of myself as a socialist libertarian; I like small government and good roads.
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I didn't think it was possible to insult Göring, but here you go.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Mehr als 50 Jahre nach den USA ...
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
That new look should get you a great sponsorship deal with Rogaine.
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Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
As the Ming found out, syphilis and corruption are a bad mix when facing rebellion by your own peasants. The Manchus only had to pick up the pieces.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, Becher Text auf Hayden's Musik. Da muss die Nationalelf nicht umlernen, die kennen den Text sowieso nicht.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, there was a lot of that. Also a lot of disagreement with the Nazi's methods while not really having a problem with most of the overall goals.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
There was at least a strong "Nazis always bad" attitude through the first 50 years in the west. Can't comment on the post-unification Germany, left around that time.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
That would be because Johnson terminated the brand. None in the US since 2024 either.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's give them a fighting chance
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Der Kandidat hat unrealistische Vorstellungen vom Arbeitsplatz.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Nein, zu viel Werbung für wenig Nutzen. Ausser du brauchst unbedingt 73 Berater für Museumsaustellungsvitrinen.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
But what if I do the physical measurement but not look at the results?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
"Gordon Ramsey's search for the perfect fish and chips"
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a direct quote from the history of the great patriotic war, Moscow 1955
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you cellaring mead in 55 gallon drums?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing says good times like trench foot and chlorine.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
So, will the wedding be part of her performance at the next Superbowl halftime show?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
While it looks delicious, I wonder which part was smoked?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
After 11 years I think you deserve a new one. For the environment of course.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
You need to start a "Navy and you" dating site.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
So, why is your current car costing you so much more? Usually, unless you drive it for 10 years, new car depreciation eats gas mileage benefits.
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Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
An Opel branded Citroen, they don't make Yugos anymore?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Needs ketchup?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like the painting showed batwings and horns before the redesign.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
The new Whites and Coloured clothing lines are a bold concept.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, as it has a 50 star flag, it's the Nazis coming to Trump's aid securing the 2026 election
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Short trip, it only runs a couple of miles.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Hoert sich nach Verbotspartei an. Wer regiert da?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
That list is only valid if you read them all in the original language.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Brahmins are known for their tolerance towards lesser people.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Pork butt is the easiest starter meat. Brisket is next, but look up "the stall" and why you wrap it in butcher paper at 165F. Homemade sausages is intermediate difficulty.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
An email deleter. If you synced it the right way it wrote the empty deleter directory to your PC, without backup.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Oddly, I'd skipped the mustard
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
As a composite guy, reading the reports is a horror story. They screwed up the manufacturing process, and sanded down the structure to make it not plainly obvious to customers. That tube was trash before it came of the mandrel.
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Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
As much as I agree on the intended meaning, Nobel prize is not a guarantee for validity. They gave one for lobotomy.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Put them all back up. With a placard "Rebelled in 1861. Surrendered in 1965."
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Oddly hard to find any information on it, other than it happened.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Vodka is mostly water 😁
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Somewhere Rincewind is crying.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
For the sake of authenticity, the file you're looking for is only in the second folder in the first box.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't forget the unlimited budget to visit archives conveniently located in desirable tourist destinations.
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Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
I can see the despair in the eyes of the trustees: Oh look, all those spots that just opened for Andover Prep graduates as we can't give them to people from Central St. Louis High.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope you got one of the new laser mosquito defense systems. I notice a definite lack of screen.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Da müssten die Gelbfüßler bangen.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
That presumes that the administration is truly acting under duress and is not secretly cheering being able to hand spots to rich alumni kids instead of having to keep up a diversity appearance.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
He really believes in 10 x match.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Next level will be German trees are releasing oxygen that is breezed by Russian soldiers.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
The Catholic Church has a patron saint for the seal of confession. But I'm sure they stop now because of WAs' new law.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Koreaner kochen nicht scharf. Ok, verglichen zu NM. Der Deutsche mag das anders sehen. PS: Ich sehe du hast das Land gewechselt. Thai ist scharf.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Für die Feldküche ungeeignet.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
The fake letter shows the President's sense of humor?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Wann wird der geheime Anhang über die Aufteilung Frankreichs veröffentlicht?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
And here I thought we revolted against star chambers.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd like to write something but I'm still untangling my phone cord.
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Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
And at those prices, that's not a cheap thrill to indulge in.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
It was 4 in the morning, the drunks were sleeping in their vans down by the river.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
I always thought the last horse unit of the US Army ate their horses on Bataan.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Not quite, it's only legal after conviction, not for people being detained.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Easy call, Hoess never made Standartenfuehrer.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as they are cheap, they can be rubbish. Every $200 k drone stopped by a $1 M SAM is a win for Putin.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
So, kind of a complement. A parasite takes from it's host. If a youtube user is the host you must give him one hell off a feed that he keeps coming back for more.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Danke, konnte mich nicht daran erinnern wie die früher hießen.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Not heavily focused on the crusted rice.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Nuking the sun will just produce MORE heat. Nuke Mercury for a dust cloud between us and the sun.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
/hug
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
YouTube has plenty of videos o how to trim beef heads.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
The anti-Jan approach, I just go and look what's on sale.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
He's just trying to say being governor of Arkansas isn't too demanding.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Will they cut off your buttons and break your sword at the next WPA meeting?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
So viele VLS Zellen koennen wir uns nicht leisten, die Raketen sind zu teuer.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
And it's not like Kaga and Akagi had three flight deck levels 100 years ago.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
His campaign for a Nobel peace price takes an interesting approach.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would Darth Germanus pick such a weak wreck as an apprentice?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the one that says if the US attacks anyone all NATO members are committed to lend assistance?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Orson Wells in The third man, Peter Lorre in M, or
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Wenn die Eskalation dann Gift im Wasserschutzgebiet ist wird das Weltbild wieder geradehängen.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Und das alles für 5000 unbesetzbare Planstellen.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
SVR
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, some of your Costco videos where kind of low key dresscode wise.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
I recommend a Ruger LCP. It always surprises the heck out of them if you shoot back.
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Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd picked 17th September as comparison.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Just do it all in a fake German accent, that way, everyone is offended equally.
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Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
If MIGA means calling for a violent overthrow of the Iranian government, what does MAGA mean?
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
That was clear when he started whining about the Nobel Peace price. People who bomb other countries out of nowhere rarely get them.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Just that little excursion in the Thames estuary is pay walled.
Jan G (@janmug.bsky.social) reply parent
Please don't conflate having successfully bullied a large part of society into grudging silence with trans acceptance. Once activists demanded criminal charges for deadnaming, the public started waking up.