Jar Jarmusch

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John Ratzenberger, best known for uncredited parade clown in A Christmas Story (1983)

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Classic Mark. Always missing out on highly profitable new opportunities for life advancement!

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That’s the shadows from the neck and collar you’re seeing the mirror.

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and the arm position, and the watch

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Perfect 6’3 224lbs whatchu talking’ bout?

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Getting on Ozempic is not a greater achievement.

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A perfect 6’3 224!

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“Sorry for your loss. Are you gonna eat your fat?”

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82 let’s GOOOOOO!

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“I can’t be be bought” - director of A GOOD YEAR

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Nice of her to rush back from Martha’s Vineyard to take such a brave stand!

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That’s your takeaway from that bomb ass link, Baba?!

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She’s first because her last name starts with “A”

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Really makes you THIMK!

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I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it. I don't buy cheeba I grow it.

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Sutherland just pointing out that Trump is still claiming to be 6’3 (and 224 lol) when he’s barely taller than 5’7 Zelensky.

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Not sure about stink eye or hexes, but I’m pretty sure giving someone the high-hat is fine.

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Alaska gonna get annexed LOL

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This is true.

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Finally properly crediting King Kong lol. Only took 50+ years!

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Wait?! There’s an ARROW COBRA 4K?!

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And “Going Blind”

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C’mon pelican!

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Fortress of Solitude is just his goon cave.

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Region free or locked?

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David Allan Coe, RaHoWa…

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Sex? He’s a man! We wrestled!

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That last pic looks his Just For Men is siphoning all the color out from his blazer.

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“I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.”

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Me and the old lady.

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John Quincy Adama

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Holy Dr. Lego Head/Face

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“You know if there were any goddamn moon people. You know they’d be trying to sneak across the border. Only they’d probably burn up from… uh… whatever. Far comes at cha’ when you’re goin’ through space!”

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GOATSE ass looking logo

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Seems about right.

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“I hear your wife is looking for sechs, brother!”

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“If HE can submit to certain measures…”

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Always there to help when da Prowler needs a jump.

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Working in shifts!

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Why they make Jimi look like Michael J Pollard?

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Well, her district is where DELIVERANCE was shot.

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WEEN recording The Pod in 1990

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Hilldog libs frozen in amber

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“Larry, they FOISTED that birthday card shit on me.”

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Vaxxed

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For those interested in this information but unaware of this information, I would like to impart the information that Joe Dante's five-hour supercut The Movie Orgy is available on Internet Archive: archive.org/details/the-...

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All oiled up, got my short shorts & cut off shirt on. Let’s roller skate!

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Pretty sure ole Possum asked for 2 million dollahs and an 8-ball on occasion too!

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He shopping to get his favorite judge again no doubt.

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Pvt_Ryan_young_old.gif

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“HNNNNNGGGGH….” [SPLOP]

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“I’m sorry, Lauren, but I really can’t you let you leave without ordering that extra large BO-TATO rounds.”

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That’s why I carry an ass pocket of whiskey.

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“No shit”

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Where the alt text scolds at?!

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Uncle Frank is going through the looking glass!

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TEMU looking Kirby Puckett ass

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Undah carriage could’ve been betahr to improve da POP, but over all, and remember this is naht my style…. Dat said, imma give it…. 7.2

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Both of ‘em… NOT WET!

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Nice cover art. I digs.

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VFA on the come up once again! Timheads in shambles. SAD!

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Little Bill: Ah... my fuckin' wife, man, she's over there... she's got some idiot's dick in her, people standing around watching - it's a fuckin' embarassment. Kurt: Yeah. Yeah. I know. Anyway, listen…

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“The Chuck Toddcast?”

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David Frum’s transformation into Stuttering John is nearly complete!

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Ah well… nevertheless ….

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Dexter thinking his four armed ass is some kind of Old Republic Zilch or Barth.

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“Christian baby? Five years? What else you got?"

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When Carlos Danger comes a knockin’…

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“On the bass Pete Hegseth! He wrote this.”

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Last few local pledges drives have had to go into double overtime. Ain’t nobody caring about keeping Fresh Air and Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me on when they’re pulling this shit and having Steve Inskeep look into the mind of Dave Portnoy.

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I need to try and finish my re-edit of 2,3,4 into the Bela Tarr magnum opus it deserves to be lol

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Possibly the greatest title card of the entire 80s

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Where the hell is the corkscrew?

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“Frog? He plays like a frog. When I ask for Pig, I want Pig. You get a haircut. You don’t belong in Nashville!”