holden m. accountable (@noahs.bsky.social) reposted
Can I offer you a thirst trap in these trying times
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Can I offer you a thirst trap in these trying times
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Weโve known each other since middle school, weโve been together for ten years, and yet for the first time I feel everything falling apart.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Iโm scared yโall. Iโm devastated that I couldnโt make a life for me an my partner in Colorado. Iโm less than thrilled that Iโm having to move back in with my parents and will be unable to live with my partner for at least a few months. Iโm worried our relationship isnโt going to survive this.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
The fear of moving back to rural Texas and going back into the closet during a time when our rights are being targeted is starting to really destroy me mentally. Iโve stayed as strong as I can, but today I had a proper meltdown.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Any way my trans fiancรฉe and I are so excited to move back to Texas in order to avoid becoming homeless.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
I wonder if theyโll let us play GTA 6 in the concentration camps?
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Well Iโm running a fever, so I pushed my love back. Get to live in a civilized society for a few more days.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Last night as a Coloradan ๐ญ
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
When I served in the Colorado General Assembly, I loved explaining to visitors that back in the day, every desk had a dedicated spittoon.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Khazad-damn that ass be like Moria; the way I speak friend then enter.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Boy a lot of cellophane masks came off very quickly.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Lodge 49 was such a great show.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
My Gyro Makedonia
pretty bug (@inyourculture.bsky.social) reposted
i'm at the civil war i'm at the great depression i'm at the combination civil war great depression
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
My neck, my back, my pussy, my crack... Long ago the four nations lived in harmony...
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a joke btw, I stopped dropping Acid whilst doing black magic rituals years ago.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
I was talking to God the other day, and SHE told me that everyone else who talked to God is wrong.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Lol Senator, nothing Trump does is a mistake, it's cold calculated stupidity designed to harm as many Americans as possible, while furthering a fascist agenda.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
If he's really dead then they should replace him with someone that looks just like Paul McCartney.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Oh cool now Selena Gomez can teach me how to hang myself.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
If I ever run for the Presidency, I'm gonna announce my candidacy from the Dallas Book Repository.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Kevin you made me spit my drink out all over myself ๐คฃ
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
None of these words are in the Bible
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
*makes sweet love to you, platonically*
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
I wish I could teleport
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Job I've applied for wants me to write an essay about why I'm passionate about... *Checks notes*... Data Entry.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoever did the study didn't ask me then
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
God I really hope that as a society, we knock out the Butlerian Jihad early.
mrwilkening.bsky.social (@mrwilkening.bsky.social) reposted
Can't recommend the print edition of The Onion enough...
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Talking Heads kept burning down the house, so...
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn't Myrtle's whole thing hanging out in the boys' bathroom? Like did she die because she was in the "wrong" bathroom?
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
This is what Imagine Dragons was singing about.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Have we tried unplugging and plugging society back in again?
holden m. accountable (@noahs.bsky.social) reposted
The people who make these large language models know what theyโre doing and donโt care how many people they kill in pursuit of profits. to paraphrase Bourdain, once you read something like this you never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Tantacrul did a horrifying video about these sites a few years ago. it's not really for the faint of heart. youtu.be/C3y6SsGAWks?...
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect the LLM is scrubbing those sick forums where people encourage teenagers to commit suicide. LLMs can't think, and those forums would be a relevant source for its algorithm. The responses from Chat GPT are eerily similar to what you'd read there.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Given how these models work, it's incredibly likely.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember a video by Tantacrul, a while back, where he did an exposรฉ in a website of people encouraging young kids to commit suicide. It was horrifying and disgusting, and now you tell me it's been fucking automated?!?
Kevin Turing (@ovmoro.bsky.social) reposted
fucking hell
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh look man made horrors beyond comprehension again.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
The woke left wants to get rid of the Snickers' dick vein.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
God am I excited for Osiris Reborn #theexpanse
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
God I hope moving back isn't a mistake.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Being 1000 miles from my cats is hard.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Okay so he's legit been diagnosed with something right? Like this has to be why he's suddenly so concerned with heaven.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Squeaki๐๐งก๐๐ค (@squeakitties.bsky.social) reposted
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Cops
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Drink too much and now sad. Fiancee is still in Colorado, and I'm still in Texas dealing with shit, trying to get a job and help family. I want it to all be over with so we can be reunited, and cuddle our cats together again.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been rewatching Dexter, and I forgot how many episodes a season would have.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Part of me is scared to move back to Texas, another part will be happy to be closer to my family. This death has just changed everything, I just pray I'm not making a mistake.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
So apparently there was an episode of Diagnosis Murder where the killer was an actual honest to God vampire that could fly and shit. Diagnosis Murder did a crossover with Matlock- which means, canonically, there are Vampires in the Matlock universe.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Well family circumstances might force me too e back to Texas :/
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Should I tell @ovmoro.bsky.social that I got some cool shorts today?
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. It's been a long week.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
All of y'all's fat cocks have made me feel better #fcf
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Well that funeral was the hardest thing I think I've ever done.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Storm from 35,000 ft. #aviation #airbus #flying #weather #colorado
Forest ๐ (@raspberryizm.bsky.social) reposted
took a stroll since the weather decided to calm itself down ๐ฟ๐ซฐ
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Holy fuck was getting back to Texas for a funeral difficult.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Desperately need a good thing to happen.
Kevin Turing (@ovmoro.bsky.social) reposted
Or you can buy it out now with four easy $9.1 trillion installments via Klarna
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
I have access to a kinky carpenter, so I've felt a little more confident about it lol.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah mine was the bolted hollow bars, definitely didn't hold up to me and mine's "activities." I've been tempted to get some 2x4s and just build my own. Put some eyebolts on it for easy attachment of rope and stuff.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
I once bought a metal frame with this in mind and it just didn't hold up. I'd you find a good one let me know.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Today I lost the man who raised me.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
I appreciate that
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, a very close family member passed this morning, so I'll be a wreck for most of the day.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Well today is a very bad day
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
That's good- will save a lot of lives.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I was like 14, it was hell. Caused me years of confusion. It's illegal in a lot of the US now thankfully, but I wish it was federally outlawed.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Having been subject to Christian conversion therapy against my will, it's not something I would wish upon anyone.
Stella โญ๏ธ (@humerussy.bsky.social) reposted
Youโve heard of gay for pay now get ready for strapped for cash
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
*googling*: How to become a dumbbell.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
I need to find Denver pups. #denver #gay #colorado #pupplay #kink #furries
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
The real question is, are you one of those mac users that leaves every thing on the desktop?
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Birthday
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
I do love early morning fog.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh I miss my PA.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
The cool thing about 2142 was the giant floating Titan bases that you had to storm and take over in a coordinated assault. Haven't come across anything like it since.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
I just want battlefield 2142 again
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social) reply parent
Drag performers are so brave for embracing that uncomfortableness and turning it into art.
Nate ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@jaro.bsky.social)
Damn I can't read