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A lot of the big complainers about Bluesky are basically describing Threads but their real issue with Bluesky is that they specifically dislike around 12 people who they could ratio on Twitter if it still existed. It’s basically niche influencer drama pretending to be about policy
Your area has poor people too. Do you think they're gross
Underrated in the shade department in here, Bama is now "houndstooth USC"
Harder than it looks, huh
You're welcome, America
I've seen enough. Pull the plug. Interim UNC head coach Jordon
Good lord pass the sticks back to Gene Chizik @northcarolinatarheels
I think the Heels would look much tougher in a nice Cleveland brown
If I'm Michael Lombardi I'm looking into getting UNC some help on offense before the trade deadline
Great start
AI is not a thing I will ever post
Men, what's stopping you from dressing like this?
As a former Awana Sparky of the Year, The only guy who showed up at the first youth group for a new church plant, staying till graduation, And as a former youth pastor, turned ex-vangelical: I CANNOT recommend @jasonkirk.fyi’s “Hell is a World Without You” enough. It both broke and restored me
Thank you and that's an impressive award to have won. Honored to be among a high achiever
We are very professional
Wielding lacrosse sticks
happy labor day
The rare joke fodder that is funnier in and of itself than any of the jokes about it. Just pondering it
He now offers me medical advice on TV
At one point as a small Atlantan my favorite teams were Deion Sanders' Cowboys, Barry Sanders' Lions, Alonzo Mourning's Hornets, and Frank Thomas' White Sox
The Pac-12 Conference has gained another broadcast partner
Notre Dame's controller has its buttons all mismapped. Love can't stop jumping. Carr can't slide
Now that is some seo
Ruined so many Mario clock management jokes that were already halfway typed up
Ok now I'm excited to see Bill Belichick stay up past his bedtime
The new Cracker Barrel logo is CRAZY
Whenever you see a program like Virginia Tech has eight points on the scoreboard, you just know they didn't get them the touchdown way
Very sad
Used to be able to go the store and buy a huge bag of chips. The store doesn't have those anymore in Trump's America. He only lets us have tiny little bags of chips. Thinks it's all we can handle
Nah, not in the post-Saban era. Saban losing equaled Ohio State losing
Sorry about that. I'm told they shuold be able to help here help.nytimes.com/115015385887...
Is Arch Manning good? I don't know. I don't care. Arch Manning is entertaining. @alexkirshner.com has the State Of Alabama Coaches Hot Seats Roundup, Puddles' head fell off, and more in your email inbox
I wonder which large event will happen 10 days after this edition
Bama hadn't been 0-1 since before 9/11
If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you
Watching the CW
And he picked LSU to win the title this year
Sucks!!
It's 47-0 lol I think they can go for 0-minute quarters
Based on Dakota metrics, Kansas State would've lost to any of the multiple Dakotas that are better than this one
"I'm just a little (huge) guy!"
They are Americans
Purity culture
Bump the timestamp on the Clemson field explainer
ULM next week
Over the years ABC has hillpilled me. I have been gaslit by drone cameras into thinking Clemson trotting at a diagonal angle is Wrestlemania-worthy
"Actually Bama is bad" Quick explanation of college football: when a million-time champ has a #8 by its name, it's great to beat that team
Lee Corso's college teams (Florida State, Maryland, Navy, Louisville, Indiana, NIU, and Brutus The Buckeye's Head) all won today. Also his 1985 Orlando Renegades did not lose "But most of them played bad teams," you say. Ok well one of them played Bama haha
They believed no big news would happen, because Nick Castellanos hadn't hit a home run in a while. But they were all of them deceived, for another Castellanos was made
Tomorrow morning in the free (free as in free, as in you do not need to tell me which websites you do or do not subscribe to) CFB newsletter, we are so back
College football coaches on fourth down have gone beyond Analytics. They have entered Madden Gamer Who Thinks Third-Down Stop Was Not Canon mode
Pawl I think we oughta'd just kept the peace by lettin em have that playoff spot a couple years back
Dawg are you a bot or something
Bama getting a good look at its next head coach: FSU's OC
Valid
The ACC's bobblehead commercial is cute and fun. But I don't know why conferences tell lies such as "best quarterbacks, best fans." Not even these mascot bobbleheads believe these things have ever been true about the ACC. Get honest bobbleheads that proclaim "widest geography, most Cook-Outs"
We oughta go hire Kirby Smart back
As you can see Joe Tess is usually a pro wrestling announcer these days
A concerning start for the coach referred to by Until Saturday's readership in our hot seat poll as The Bama Guy
Traded for Mike Tirico
Didn't say anything about all Buckeye fans. I'm from Georgia!
It's a joke brother. Take a real deep breath for me
@jessicasmetana.bsky.social Hulk Hogan a total squid, says Petro
Huge Ohio State win AND "Hulk Hogan tribute streaming live on Fox." Greatest day in Ohio history. They're drunk and disorderly at a burning Wendy's
If I'm Sark I throw out all the plays that give Arch seemingly easy throws. I want him only attempting dimes from afar. He is the anti-Pennington
I think every catch is a catch. The rulebook isn't my problem
Coach thank you for sharing one third of my playbook with the coaching community. I enjoy seeing the good word spread
Dead? Downgrade? No offense? Folks that sounds like the Texas Longhorns
I don’t think Arch Manning has to apologize for playing like he doesn’t want to get drafted by the Saints
When whichever company is running these Meghan Trainor ads does the "heck, at least they're talking about us" thing
All beers is legal now
Squid!
Coaches used to let us see glorious punts on fourth downs, but then, you know, tariffs. No more punts for us
Love is a choice, but not one we are always in control of
The latest one's a ball-knower at least
Teared up at the sight of a very old man wearing a very silly hat. And just like that, I don't care about Saturday morning CFB pregame shows any more. Ah well I guess
For the sixth year in a row I am offering @espn.com: I will make contrarian picks that prevent your panel from being memed for being unanimously wrong
He remained barred from Ohio Stadium.
A confluence of weird news stories turned into jokes time, but it wasn't just a Lib App thing. It was also all over on twitter, reddit, tiktok, etc
The last Huge Ugly Watch Grid is going out like Corso, declaring not so fast about a thing or two
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
Saying goodbye this weekend to an old man who was a great and beloved leader. I refer of course to Lee Corso
Hell yeah brother
lol
Can I tell you about somebody else who did nothing for three days
You got away with this one @surber.bsky.social
Only if GT gets an extra down at some point
Thank you for trying
Disagree
Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+ Lotsa Good Blocking, Tackling and Quarterbacking + not losing to an FCS team
hearing rumors that army’s game plan was leaked to tartleton via signal
Personally I think Army Football is struggling because they got rid of Woke
Felt like a betrayal to choose this over “Charpotle”
The first piece of advice I give to those interested in beginning an art collection: just follow your heart toward works that speak to you
There’s only one battle, and it’s been underway for a really long time. Very Warhammer in that sense
When normies say they pine for the days of Old Bluesky, I can only assume they mean the days when opening the app meant seeing some stranger's butt
Bama State scored again