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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi

Used to be able to go the store and buy a huge bag of chips. The store doesn't have those anymore in Trump's America. He only lets us have tiny little bags of chips. Thinks it's all we can handle

aug 31, 2025, 5:11 pm • 106 4

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Mike, The Wrath of God @mtc111.bsky.social

Still preferable to Canada where by law only chips allowed are Ketchup

aug 31, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grant Nixon @gr8ball83.bsky.social

Tiny hand president can't hold a big bag of chips, so nobody gets to have them.

aug 31, 2025, 6:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aaron @azpenguin.bsky.social

It’s an anti-bribery thing, can’t slip journalists nearly as much cash in the smaller bags

aug 31, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cameron @cfryzel.bsky.social

He can't fit the big ones on his tiny little hands, and if he can't have them nobody can

aug 31, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeff Schultz @jeffschultzatl.bsky.social

Small hands. Small bags of chips. His world.

aug 31, 2025, 5:12 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi

Very sad

aug 31, 2025, 5:15 pm • 4 0 • view
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social

Trump take Dorito

aug 31, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view