Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Here’s to the NRA updating its logo.
Ramblers, let’s get ramblin!
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Here’s to the NRA updating its logo.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Well there’s a first time for everything I guess.
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This isn’t bad luck or coincidence or predestination. This is our choice. To live in a nation where our leaders teach hate, and military style guns are everywhere.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
And an even greater deal for the trump family
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Or enter us into a war to “pause” the 2028 elections.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump looking unhappy and confused standing next to _____(fill in the blank)
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately he doesn’t have the authority to do several things he’s put into motion. That’s the scary part.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Just out here home shopping with my partner in my inconspicuous trench coat.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
An engaging, competent, intelligent leader right there.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
They Might Be Slightly Less Giants
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t like the numbers? What numbers?!?!
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
It was wrong then and it’s wrong now. End of argument.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re saving that spot for Kristie Noem
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Well this should legitimize the US in the eyes of Europe.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
The last shred of humanity and morality.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Just watched this last night with my daughters. You’ve got two more fans out there.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
She will be replaced with someone who will not question me and add whatever numbers I tell them to.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
The things that get his attention are astounding
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally our tax dollars being used appropriately
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody said thank you?!?! The nerve of those starving people trying to survive a humanitarian catastrophe not to reach out to King Thin Skin
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s quite the think tank they gathered there.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Never stand in front of a fun house mirror to take a selfie.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Curious to see how many more stories like this will come from CBS. A year from now the theme songs to all their news shows will be Everything is Awesome from the LEGO Movie.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s the beginning of a pretty cool sounding movie.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Does everyone in the administration own their own tanning bed or do they share?
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a special place for this monster
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully someone who gives a crap will actually listen to them.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
“In the right and just way.” Why start now?
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Can a tell all book be far behind?
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
We should wait ten minutes for him to pivot again.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you sir. They do great work!
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Which ever head is more rotten
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t want to have his name anywhere near a Google search but please tell me he doesn’t have daughters. They’d be so proud.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
He of course is referring to Trump.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Now where did I leave my golf shoes?
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ve shown cages that house human beings. Imagine what they don’t want us to see.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
He can say whatever he wants. It’s the fact that people believed and still do that baffles me.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s bizarre how funny and clever they think they are.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
A-holes. We are dealing with evil a-holes.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
The leaders birthday
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
It worked out for Tom…
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Waiting for the proclamation that Christmas will now be celebrated on June 14th…
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
They don’t really understand irony do they?
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess this is what “Owning the libs” looks like now.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
My head hurts. Who’s up for a good blood letting and leeches?
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
He can’t spell 4D
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at his hair. Looks like cotton candy. Wow. Rolling my head is crazy. I can hear colors.
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Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile Trump is bouncing off the walls of the Oval Office demanding his orange face plastered in front of his military and paid sycophants.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. I’m all for capitalism but the greed is overwhelming. He who dies with the most stuff still dies.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
So if we can tell kids how many toys they should be happy with how about telling the US oligarchs have many cars, homes, and yachts they should be happy with.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
He lies about how confused he is.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Well let me answer the question I wrote out for you to ask me.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately that list is long but not so distinguished.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
I strenuously object!!
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social)
And with the tenth pick of the 2025 draft the Chicago Bears select the long snapper out of Grand Canyon University. Wait? What?!
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
So he can show us all the “winning” he’s responsible for.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
While I enjoy a headline that embarrasses our dear leader, I worry about the repercussions if we hurt his feelings.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Or dogs or wedding vows or economic hardships or the Constitution
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought she would be too busy looking for puppies to make her coats.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Walking around with your passport and $3000 in cash? Sounds like a “go” bag to me.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
So when do we get healthy and great again?
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
They better be careful around the holy water. It may cause burns.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s the possibility that they’ll burst into flames once they enter the Vatican.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone checked the bathrooms in Mar a Largo?
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Kiss his ass until your lips are orange and get a government job.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
I fiNd the CapitalizatioN inSane And DisTracting.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Truly warms the heart.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t wait for the orange man to cleverly describe it as San Fran-sicko
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s hope he listens this time.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
That would require a conscious and self reflection. He possesses neither of these qualities.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Happens to the best of us. Mother Nature can be cruel sometimes.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes Sir. I’ve seen your dance, very good. Now about that $6 million dollar check…
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social)
So has anyone told Trump about this season of Daredevil? It seems Marvel may be warning us of something…
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Biff help us.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Still pissed about the rejection letter after all these years. Sad.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Just being human to another human is too much to ask.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
If only he were wearing a tie.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Because he said so. Got it.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
“Alleged human traffiker.” Meaning without proof. No due cause. I find that appalling.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
All while trying to look tough in front of yet enough dictator.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
You don’t expect him to change his own Depends do you?
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you Pam. Now I’m a man. Say I’m a real man. Pam? Say it.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he being asked to change each listing himself? Why does he care if they want to update a derogatory term? Too much.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Not without bursting into flames right after.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
To be honest, I prefer this over whatever evil lie would come tumbling out of his noise hole.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Brah. Leathality is totally a werd.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s my favorite when they talk about how great the market is while you can watch it die right underneath them.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. Now Sean. It’s your turn. Tell me how great you think I am.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
All technology needs to be taken away from these people. They should have nothing on their desks but safety scissors and an abacus.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m going to punch you. If you don’t punch me back I won’t punch you again…for the rest of the day.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t trust that orange sac to drive a golf ball
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as you’re not stupid, weak or a “panican.” Everything he does and says is just made up nonsense.
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
What fraud, waste and corruption have you found?!?!
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social)
Happy Rex Manning day for those that celebrate!
Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent
A more punchable face has never existed