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Jason Last

@jasonlast.bsky.social

Ramblers, let’s get ramblin!

created December 5, 2024

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Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Here’s to the NRA updating its logo.

1/9/2025, 7:04:02 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Well there’s a first time for everything I guess.

29/8/2025, 4:26:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

@drdemetre.bsky.social

Post from @drdemetre that says this I am unable to serve in an environment that treats CDC as a tool to generate policies and materials that do not reflect scientific reality and are designed to hurt rather than to improve the public's health. The recent change in the adult and children's immunization schedule threaten the lives of the youngest Americans and pregnant people. The data analyses that supported this decision have never been shared with CDC despite my respectful requests to HHS and other leadership. This lack of meaningful engagement was further compounded by a
28/8/2025, 2:26:13 AM | 252 94 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Murphy (@chrismurphyct.bsky.social) reposted

This isn’t bad luck or coincidence or predestination. This is our choice. To live in a nation where our leaders teach hate, and military style guns are everywhere.

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27/8/2025, 7:32:34 PM | 2953 1306 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

And an even greater deal for the trump family

22/8/2025, 10:39:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

19/8/2025, 9:10:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Or enter us into a war to “pause” the 2028 elections.

18/8/2025, 9:28:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump looking unhappy and confused standing next to _____(fill in the blank)

18/8/2025, 9:17:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately he doesn’t have the authority to do several things he’s put into motion. That’s the scary part.

18/8/2025, 5:39:58 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Just out here home shopping with my partner in my inconspicuous trench coat.

18/8/2025, 5:36:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

An engaging, competent, intelligent leader right there.

18/8/2025, 5:34:06 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

They Might Be Slightly Less Giants

13/8/2025, 6:00:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t like the numbers? What numbers?!?!

12/8/2025, 6:52:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

It was wrong then and it’s wrong now. End of argument.

8/8/2025, 5:17:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re saving that spot for Kristie Noem

7/8/2025, 5:03:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Well this should legitimize the US in the eyes of Europe.

5/8/2025, 1:31:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

The last shred of humanity and morality.

3/8/2025, 11:16:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Just watched this last night with my daughters. You’ve got two more fans out there.

1/8/2025, 9:55:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

She will be replaced with someone who will not question me and add whatever numbers I tell them to.

1/8/2025, 6:53:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

The things that get his attention are astounding

31/7/2025, 9:07:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally our tax dollars being used appropriately

31/7/2025, 9:05:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody said thank you?!?! The nerve of those starving people trying to survive a humanitarian catastrophe not to reach out to King Thin Skin

31/7/2025, 9:03:01 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s quite the think tank they gathered there.

31/7/2025, 8:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Never stand in front of a fun house mirror to take a selfie.

31/7/2025, 6:51:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Curious to see how many more stories like this will come from CBS. A year from now the theme songs to all their news shows will be Everything is Awesome from the LEGO Movie.

31/7/2025, 2:41:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s the beginning of a pretty cool sounding movie.

31/7/2025, 2:07:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Does everyone in the administration own their own tanning bed or do they share?

31/7/2025, 2:06:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a special place for this monster

30/7/2025, 12:01:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully someone who gives a crap will actually listen to them.

29/7/2025, 11:44:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

“In the right and just way.” Why start now?

25/7/2025, 6:56:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Can a tell all book be far behind?

16/7/2025, 11:13:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

We should wait ten minutes for him to pivot again.

16/7/2025, 8:10:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you sir. They do great work!

10/7/2025, 9:20:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Which ever head is more rotten

9/7/2025, 10:12:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t want to have his name anywhere near a Google search but please tell me he doesn’t have daughters. They’d be so proud.

9/7/2025, 10:04:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

He of course is referring to Trump.

7/7/2025, 10:47:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Now where did I leave my golf shoes?

6/7/2025, 3:58:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ve shown cages that house human beings. Imagine what they don’t want us to see.

6/7/2025, 3:52:41 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

He can say whatever he wants. It’s the fact that people believed and still do that baffles me.

6/7/2025, 2:09:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s bizarre how funny and clever they think they are.

6/7/2025, 2:01:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

A-holes. We are dealing with evil a-holes.

5/7/2025, 9:03:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

The leaders birthday

20/6/2025, 9:53:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

It worked out for Tom…

20/6/2025, 6:45:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for the proclamation that Christmas will now be celebrated on June 14th…

20/6/2025, 6:44:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

They don’t really understand irony do they?

14/6/2025, 1:14:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess this is what “Owning the libs” looks like now.

13/6/2025, 9:06:06 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

My head hurts. Who’s up for a good blood letting and leeches?

5/6/2025, 2:22:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

He can’t spell 4D

5/6/2025, 2:16:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at his hair. Looks like cotton candy. Wow. Rolling my head is crazy. I can hear colors.

30/5/2025, 9:00:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/5/2025, 8:22:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile Trump is bouncing off the walls of the Oval Office demanding his orange face plastered in front of his military and paid sycophants.

11/5/2025, 7:05:45 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. I’m all for capitalism but the greed is overwhelming. He who dies with the most stuff still dies.

8/5/2025, 8:54:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

So if we can tell kids how many toys they should be happy with how about telling the US oligarchs have many cars, homes, and yachts they should be happy with.

8/5/2025, 3:46:51 PM | 76 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

In picture form:

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1/5/2025, 11:12:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

He lies about how confused he is.

30/4/2025, 8:48:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Well let me answer the question I wrote out for you to ask me.

30/4/2025, 12:17:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately that list is long but not so distinguished.

29/4/2025, 8:24:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

I strenuously object!!

28/4/2025, 5:22:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And with the tenth pick of the 2025 draft the Chicago Bears select the long snapper out of Grand Canyon University. Wait? What?!

25/4/2025, 12:06:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

So he can show us all the “winning” he’s responsible for.

24/4/2025, 6:33:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

While I enjoy a headline that embarrasses our dear leader, I worry about the repercussions if we hurt his feelings.

24/4/2025, 4:21:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Or dogs or wedding vows or economic hardships or the Constitution

24/4/2025, 1:36:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/4/2025, 3:13:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought she would be too busy looking for puppies to make her coats.

22/4/2025, 10:19:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Walking around with your passport and $3000 in cash? Sounds like a “go” bag to me.

22/4/2025, 10:08:00 PM | 29 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

So when do we get healthy and great again?

22/4/2025, 5:09:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

They better be careful around the holy water. It may cause burns.

21/4/2025, 8:19:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s the possibility that they’ll burst into flames once they enter the Vatican.

21/4/2025, 8:15:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Has anyone checked the bathrooms in Mar a Largo?

21/4/2025, 8:12:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Kiss his ass until your lips are orange and get a government job.

21/4/2025, 8:09:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

I fiNd the CapitalizatioN inSane And DisTracting.

21/4/2025, 1:03:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Truly warms the heart.

20/4/2025, 2:24:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t wait for the orange man to cleverly describe it as San Fran-sicko

20/4/2025, 12:24:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s hope he listens this time.

19/4/2025, 12:30:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

That would require a conscious and self reflection. He possesses neither of these qualities.

18/4/2025, 8:41:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Happens to the best of us. Mother Nature can be cruel sometimes.

18/4/2025, 8:38:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes Sir. I’ve seen your dance, very good. Now about that $6 million dollar check…

18/4/2025, 8:36:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social)

So has anyone told Trump about this season of Daredevil? It seems Marvel may be warning us of something…

18/4/2025, 12:45:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Biff help us.

16/4/2025, 7:50:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Still pissed about the rejection letter after all these years. Sad.

16/4/2025, 6:41:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Just being human to another human is too much to ask.

16/4/2025, 6:32:51 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

If only he were wearing a tie.

16/4/2025, 6:29:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Because he said so. Got it.

15/4/2025, 10:00:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

“Alleged human traffiker.” Meaning without proof. No due cause. I find that appalling.

15/4/2025, 9:54:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

All while trying to look tough in front of yet enough dictator.

15/4/2025, 4:14:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

You don’t expect him to change his own Depends do you?

15/4/2025, 12:46:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you Pam. Now I’m a man. Say I’m a real man. Pam? Say it.

15/4/2025, 12:42:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he being asked to change each listing himself? Why does he care if they want to update a derogatory term? Too much.

14/4/2025, 11:22:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Not without bursting into flames right after.

14/4/2025, 2:42:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

To be honest, I prefer this over whatever evil lie would come tumbling out of his noise hole.

14/4/2025, 12:08:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Brah. Leathality is totally a werd.

11/4/2025, 3:33:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s my favorite when they talk about how great the market is while you can watch it die right underneath them.

11/4/2025, 3:32:22 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you. Now Sean. It’s your turn. Tell me how great you think I am.

11/4/2025, 12:11:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

All technology needs to be taken away from these people. They should have nothing on their desks but safety scissors and an abacus.

10/4/2025, 12:29:11 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m going to punch you. If you don’t punch me back I won’t punch you again…for the rest of the day.

10/4/2025, 12:20:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t trust that orange sac to drive a golf ball

9/4/2025, 9:31:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as you’re not stupid, weak or a “panican.” Everything he does and says is just made up nonsense.

9/4/2025, 9:15:14 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Last (@jasonlast.bsky.social) reply parent

What fraud, waste and corruption have you found?!?!

8/4/2025, 10:47:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Rex Manning day for those that celebrate!

8/4/2025, 10:46:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A more punchable face has never existed

8/4/2025, 10:11:47 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view