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Jatt Mohnson

@jattmohnson.bsky.social

Hail hail the lucky ones…

created February 6, 2024

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Profile picture Jatt Mohnson (@jattmohnson.bsky.social) reply parent

I just really, really like him. Straightforward, humble but confident and very succinct. Seems like a genuinely good person, and I’m very happy with him being the face of Tottenham

29/8/2025, 10:22:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This isn’t just famous people… there’s a lot of people in that generation who slipped themselves into a comfortable bigotry that suits their views as they’ve got older. Weird phenomenon

29/8/2025, 7:55:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eriksen? Maybe not the face of the club though

29/8/2025, 5:11:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy transfer window, you bastard

29/8/2025, 12:24:44 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 7:50:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…saying that, they’re fucking shit

27/8/2025, 7:30:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m so Tottenham I checked when United are playing Spurs to see if they’re in for a win soon…

27/8/2025, 7:30:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫡

22/8/2025, 1:33:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maddison, Archie Gray, Brennan, Djed, Richy all come across as normal, lovely people. Genuinely funny and so nice to see them as they are, regular, goofy, guys… who happen to be fantastic footballers

21/8/2025, 9:12:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only correct answer is Djed

21/8/2025, 9:02:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely loved that James Maddison YouTube video, but the fucking ending. Poor, poor guy

21/8/2025, 9:02:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t help but feel like we’ll end up with a Werner level loan at this stage now

21/8/2025, 10:20:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll be honest, I’m fucking raging

20/8/2025, 10:47:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought exactly the same

20/8/2025, 12:03:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 11:00:58 AM | 21 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are no words for this Son content. I’m in pieces ffs

6/8/2025, 11:49:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I haven’t been able to, and cannot watch any of the Son content 😔

4/8/2025, 12:01:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hojbjerg 2.0 is it?

31/7/2025, 10:29:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Six word horror story; Lamela sold for Gil and cash

30/7/2025, 9:56:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Peter Crouch

30/7/2025, 5:52:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morgan Gibbs Shite imho

26/7/2025, 9:24:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wright’s coal tar soap takes me back to having a cold as a kid. My mum would use an old vaporiser thing to burn a liquid with a tea light in my room (makes me sound like I grew up in Victorian England ffs). As you can imagine, that’s been banned now, but the soap smells the same as the liquid

22/7/2025, 6:37:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t let the Morgan Gibbs-Bugs-Bite

19/7/2025, 11:19:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really like him!

18/7/2025, 11:04:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Forever 🤍

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18/7/2025, 9:39:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On Her (His) Majesty's Shite Service

18/7/2025, 10:24:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥇

17/7/2025, 5:21:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/7/2025, 9:33:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💣

10/7/2025, 5:14:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris I’Anson-Miller (@windycoys.bsky.social) reposted

Football has a problem with sexual assault & rape. It’s not a player specific, club specific issue. It’s players, clubs, governing bodies, media, fans. Victims being failed. No accountability. Boo Arteta to fuck because he’s a cunt & he deserves it but we need to campaign for structural change.

4/7/2025, 8:22:11 PM | 114 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Future Islands now 😭 ffs, a good few bands I love there today

29/6/2025, 6:42:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See also: St Vincent

29/6/2025, 5:41:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turnstile are so fucking good man

29/6/2025, 3:38:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/6/2025, 2:30:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Has” has really rattled me

22/6/2025, 2:40:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That “picky bits” instagram post almost made me deactivate all social media. Awful

19/6/2025, 10:14:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeardedGenius (@beardedgenius.bsky.social) reposted

Wow. Another country Ronaldo won’t be allowed to enter

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19/6/2025, 7:03:43 PM | 350 28 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sat next to Toby Anstis at a bar in Soho, where he was chatting up a girl

13/6/2025, 9:00:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not Romero posting his Ange tribute just after Frank is announced 🤦🏻‍♂️

12/6/2025, 8:11:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally!

12/6/2025, 7:18:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me, on the waiting list, knowing I can’t afford the season ticket, travel, Neck Oil and/or Hotspur pizza every week, even when my number comes up

11/6/2025, 8:31:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will *really* struggle with this

7/6/2025, 11:23:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/6/2025, 8:57:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have deleted any memory of that final from my head. We beat Ajax and then a black hole happened in time

7/6/2025, 8:54:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at Poch ffs 😩 how did we not win anything?!

6/6/2025, 11:46:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And if it’s Frank, then I’m ok with it. Not inspired, but he seems like a good guy and he has done amazingly with his resources at Brentford (probably why he’s the leading contender). As always, COYS

6/6/2025, 7:12:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll be forever thankful to him for what he gave us, and we’ll forget quite how bad the rest of the season was. It’s a shame it didn’t work out, but the club we all love remains. Whoever the next guy is, good luck to them, I feel like they’ll need it!…

6/6/2025, 7:10:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feel like I’m so used to our managers getting sacked that even this one hasn’t really hit me that hard, even with the trophy. Huge amounts of this season I’ve totally checked out because of how bad the league performances were. Yet Ange leaves as a club legend, and rightly so…

6/6/2025, 7:08:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Genevieve Williams, writer of things (@rimrunner.bsky.social) reposted

Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...

5/6/2025, 9:08:21 PM | 10933 3184 | View on Bluesky | view

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🔥

31/5/2025, 10:36:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/5/2025, 10:35:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Freed from desire” would have hit differently

31/5/2025, 7:50:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would have been something else seeing him subbed off against Tamworth when his hamstring went. What could have been!

31/5/2025, 7:47:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christ, imagine if we’d signed Doue. He’s outrageous

31/5/2025, 7:45:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who made this? Hilarious. 😂

28/5/2025, 2:56:01 PM | 16 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/5/2025, 7:57:47 PM | 23 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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That “17th, I don’t know how” chant is such a fucking earworm! I can’t stop singing it ffs

24/5/2025, 6:35:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve gone again 😭

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24/5/2025, 1:40:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone i spoke to today in that crowd wants him to have another crack. Not one said “he’s still got to go”. His name was chanted so much, the vibes will undoubtedly continue

24/5/2025, 1:46:25 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brennan rolling into the Brighton game

23/5/2025, 11:14:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will I ever sleep again?

23/5/2025, 11:11:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Warra day 🤍💙

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23/5/2025, 8:32:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Non-stop content absorption. Will it ever stop (I hope not)

22/5/2025, 7:56:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we do it all again tonight?

22/5/2025, 7:52:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is simultaneously too much content for me to watch, yet not enough content to satiate me.

22/5/2025, 4:46:29 PM | 56 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't Smile Without You

22/5/2025, 1:14:52 PM | 180 33 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lads, it’s Tottenham

22/5/2025, 9:09:44 AM | 34 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still awake consuming hideous amounts of content. Little mention for Big Kevin Danso’s defensive header right at the end. Big fan, here

22/5/2025, 1:56:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheers Fab 👍🏻

22/5/2025, 12:18:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the statue

22/5/2025, 12:16:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Build the statue of that moment imho

22/5/2025, 12:06:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t really know what to say to be honest with you. Can’t be humble. Can’t be funny. Can’t be sincere. Can’t be poignant. Just fucking incredible, what a feeling

21/5/2025, 11:40:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Twomey (@liamtwomey.bsky.social) reposted

A goal fit to win this specific final

21/5/2025, 7:45:33 PM | 173 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s your COYS

21/5/2025, 5:52:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shitting it, lads

21/5/2025, 2:53:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👑

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16/5/2025, 8:48:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One more game closer to the end of the shit show 🙏

16/5/2025, 8:23:00 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Josh Keeley saving a penalty and swearing on live TV 💉💉💉

14/5/2025, 9:55:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👌🏻

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13/5/2025, 9:38:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s late, but I’m here to tell you Vitalogy by Pearl Jam is one of the most “slept on” albums out there. A band in their absolute peak who literally said “this is not for you, fuck you”. It’s a masterpiece!

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10/5/2025, 1:26:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spurs are on their way to Bilbao... 🎶

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8/5/2025, 9:13:11 PM | 452 33 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎶 Spurs are on their way to Bilbao🎶

8/5/2025, 8:31:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dom! 🏹😍

8/5/2025, 8:23:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Commentators sound like they’re on dial-up!

8/5/2025, 7:02:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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COYS 🙏🏻

8/5/2025, 6:59:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unreal. Absolutely loved those two game

6/5/2025, 9:39:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Forza Bahab (@forzabahab.bsky.social) reposted

How do people who don't like sport get their highs? What else in life can do that to you?

6/5/2025, 8:59:41 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I fucking love football

6/5/2025, 8:54:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤝 what a view 😍

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2/5/2025, 12:37:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Went to the game on my own tonight because when the fuck am I going to get to see us in a European semifinal again?! The team’s performance was good but I thought the fans were amazing. I felt so proud to be a spurs fan, despite the exceptionally dodgy season we’ve had. We make the club, the fans 🤍

1/5/2025, 11:03:23 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the Paxton for the first time ever. Might do it on purpose 🤷🏻‍♂️

1/5/2025, 6:37:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a fucking amazing game of football!

30/4/2025, 8:26:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ticket bought for next Thursday 💪🏻 COYS

25/4/2025, 3:39:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How can these players be this bad?

21/4/2025, 7:18:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonderful reference

19/4/2025, 9:55:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sex toys! Sex toys! Flaming sex toys! Stick them in the backyard and get ready for some noise!

19/4/2025, 1:44:10 PM | 61 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Petty Lobster 🦂🏳️‍⚧️ (@pettylobster.bsky.social) reposted

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

Twitter post/pohoto from JK Rowling who sits on what looks like yacht, taking a puff of what looks like a cigar. She holds a cocktail close to her face and looks smug as fuck. Text on tweet: I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights. Text on screen: our.moral.imperative British billionaire JK Rowling has posted several gloating tweets today after the UK Supreme Court ruled that only 'biological women' legally count as women, excluding trans women from legal protections and safeguards. Rowling's vicious smear campaign against trans people in Britain has been going on for several years now and has played a major role in cultivating the extremely hostile and toxic environment that exists in the country towards trans people, particularly in the name of liberal 'feminism'. @fight_for_a_future @rowllingofficial
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We should play in green in every big game

17/4/2025, 9:06:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view