Celebrate the best portnoy bloodline, shun all others
He/him. My first name starts with the G in GIF and my last name starts with the G in GIF. I beep boop and lead others in their beep boop careers Clip clops ≠ endhorsements
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Celebrate the best portnoy bloodline, shun all others
We all need periodic reminders that the only good Portnoy is DreamTheater’s Mike
George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”
But doctor, *my* name is pagliacci…err, Josh
They should fight to the death about it
There should be a mercy rule for the election. Nobody should be allowed to be that humiliated twice
But as another person pointed out, historically that has not been the case. The prosecution gets to make as biased a case as they can and the defense cannot provide a rebuttal. You have to be a generationally bad prosecutor or in hostile territory to rack up this many Ls in such a short period
I thought that was Murphy Brown
Or, hear me out, a grand jury of DC residents is not super likely to indict on charges stemming from a fascist takeover of their city?
Careful you’ll get Sioux’ed for that one
i'm fuckin wheezing
after all, you posted first 😆
oh i meant nothing by it, i thought it was a very funny coincidence.
the letters are all swollen from the infections
@metalheademt.bsky.social When you accidentally explain the joke
yeah, "one" of the cities
does it make you shout all the times
My main one is TellYourDogISaidHi and I have a second one for smart devices called InternetOfShit
Tbqh was expecting her to be holding a book on basic fashion
Only thing that can be owned
cornucobia
Have you heard about the joosy loosies in Minneapolis
I thought it was because they sold them individually
88% with a 14% rate, i'm sure
My brother you do not need to dumb it down she is so very clearly orders of magnitude smarter than you. Unless you’re dumbing it down for yourself. In which case carry on
I’d be willing to wager that more often than not you can
Gutter is a tool!
People from Gary Indiana?
Sirhan Sirhan didn’t see the “jr” his thumb was covering on the post it
That’s what you took from the post?
Most metal bands are cleverer than that
Be he is a Dwight supremacist
I bet he’s dwhite as hell
As someone who was born and raised in Newark Ohio and was there for that building’s construction, this is a mission impossible
Man I just dislocated my shoulder reading that
It’s the part my display name was born to play
I long for the primordial ooze
Touché
Is it even a seat of learning for the county?
Probably a shot of raw milk too
Or…hear me out…they’re very VERY stupid
All you have to know is he’s furious his last name doesn’t start with S
Skip spends so much time caping for the fediverse he’s gonna lose it
Really leaning in to the stupid part
It’s just “I’m stupid and a bad parent” with more words
We haven’t reached a critical mass of 38 year olds
No it got reelected
Don’t start none won’t be none 😂😂
Did Kevin hart write this
I simply wish him the recovery he deserves.
Tom Clancys Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt
877 cash? no!
It appears to be non trivial! So there’s hope!
Was in a car accident
Look here
Hell yeah
I mean the sheriffs who call themselves “constitutional sheriffs” and are basically the cop equivalent of sovereign citizens, they do not give a single solitary fuck about their constituents
Why did I read conspiratorially as aspirationally
It’s from the movie Blazing Saddles, which takes pace in the immediate post civil war west, and centers around a Black sheriff and the towns racist antics
This is not what I meant by those sheriffs
Unless you get one of THOSE sheriffs
He doesn’t even punt pass or kick
Nobel Piece of Work?
People up early calling you slurs
Anyone who says "The Girl is Mine" is a fed
If you have to ask you can’t afford it
These motherfuckers hate the metric system so much
Oh it’s breaking something
The republicans manage to fuck everything up when they’re in the minority, your point holds no water.
Sorry his grandkids don’t like a papaw who knows how to party
Norptune
Heath life was great value garfield
theonion.com/former-japan...
Not with that attitude
Yuge
Of course not, nobody does!
The bee movie sequel we need
They’re not pro you, chief
This is so goddamned bad. Just because that motherfucker needs a teleprompter to complete a sentence doesn’t mean we want to read shit that way.
@krog why is this funny
Just unhinge his jaw and swallow the nation whole. It’s what we deserve and need.
Wife and I have never lived in DC but we have that shirt. The real one. It owns.
You and I have different definitions of need or posh
The classics in this thread
NOPE - dashare.zone ADMIN
Possibly but still orders of magnitude different than nazis.
Pornographers and nazis are not even in the same fucking universe, boss
Roko went mainstream, the basilisk is a sellout
Or Kelsey blocked him or he blocked Kelsey. The block here is _very_ thorough 😂
You know ochocinco wiping his brow after seeing this
Jeg warmers