Trump announces that he is in fact the anti-Christ.
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Trump announces that he is in fact the anti-Christ.
My ankles are the size of cantaloupes because of my fabulous golf workouts.
As long as the GOP supports RFK Jr, they are responsible for the results of his actions. The President or congress under GOP control has the power to remove him.
My aunt, the doctor, told me a new joke. She asked: What did those who saw this coming pray for? I said I did not know. And so she answered: Those who saw this coming prayed that they’d be wrong. And then neither of us laughed.
I think the author went a negative too far, and that first sentence doesn't say what they think it says.
These two men have proven one thing without a doubt. If you are born wealthy in America no amount of stupidity, lies, or fraud will limit your opportunities. You can fail upwards to the very highest levels of power as long as you have no shame.
Soylent Green is coming to store shelves soon.
This baby boomer goes "What?"
My play-by-play of the hearing on Lisa Cook’s request for a temporary restraining order, now up on our site: www.lawfaremedia.org/article/what...
Sure, Tony's showgirl digital assistant Lola was accosted by a guy. His name was RICO, he wore a diamond.
Last I heard, he was fighting a massive revenue shortfall.
Isn't that just basic prep for going before a judge?
I'm not sure you can affix the blame for an AI going wrong on a single dev or a small enough group of devs to make that liability work. There are teams working with libraries of code and corpuses of training material. Who gets what part of the blame?
I suspect the cat is considering shredding it.
So many MOTU's see this as an opportunity not to change the Universe but to exploit the new Universe.
CEO's are thinking about how to profit from this.
Are we going to do an analysis of the Star Trek economy?
I didn't realize Charlie Kirk was a whaler back in the day.
That doesn't match what I understand he did in DC. There the performative stuff is being done in areas that white people frequent. It's done to get news coverage and show "his people" that he is there for them. Maybe other targets will be different.
"Scavengers ravage New York", "Socialist rampage, directed by Mamdani", "Mamdani marauders scour city for historical landmarks". So many possibilities.
At first blush, I thought this might have come out as something from "Digging the WeUns" (apparently not). It shows up in the urban dictionary with a reference from 2005. (Pronounced you-ess-ee-yen) www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...
Reducing virtue and integrity to "no gays" seems like a very Spartan viewpoint. /s
Hey, there are a whole bunch of scavengers running rampant. Katie bar the door.
Do they know about night? Supposedly that's their argument against solar power. Isn't this just solar power?
Epistemic closure?
I call it the gilded cage.
It may be a transactional thing. They think they are going to get better ego stroking from the robot than they will from people. Or maybe the novelty effect, they have lost any respect for people that they may have had, but this is shiny new.
I read caving as craving at first. Not sure it was wrong.
You are the tyrant that I've always dreamed of I knew it from the start I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart [Outro] I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart Of my heart Ooh, of my heart
Maybe they use the same autopen?
That sounds like a dunk tank with a mesh sling seat.
can we expect Taser equipped FBI agents to conduct "Tase me bro" training sessions? With Kash demonstrating is endurance?
sub tweeting
Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you chew the less you puke.
I fell into a burnin' ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire
Reference to Pew poll bsky.app/profile/djso...
I sense another polling company lawfare attack coming.
Pew! Pew! Pew! goes the polling!
So it's likely to be a bust out?
It will be ICE protecting us from the alien invaders. muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Pigs_in...
Ah, thanks, the person arrested accounted for 2 infractions, so that makes sense.
"28 were stopped, 38 infractions were issued" How do you issue an infraction without a corresponding stop?
Au contraire, our history has taught us that we can get everything we want from the rest of the non-english speaking world just by saying things loudly and forcefully. Even people like Putin will give us totally unbiased translators for free. Who even needs Google Translate?
You need to include bribes and account for illegal construction. Throw in inspections and tear downs when neighbors complain.
The select We'ans saved in the space arks will naturally include "lucky" consorts and life time servants to keep the VIP Billionaires happy.
After looking up tactical baby gear, thankfully they appear to lack shoulder holsters, and ammo storage. I see some do include Molle straps. These seem like holders for little human shields or REMF gear.
Here you go.
Is this a cuck joke?
While the article's story is about a very bad event, the summary written by the poster is grossly incorrect. The server tried to eject the customer from the restroom (not hinder her from leaving) under the assumption she was male, and did not insist she expose herself to prove she wasn't.
I expect many are hearing that there is money to be had running against her to stuff in their campaign coffers, given the text messages you are getting.
So the MPD is directing them to be busy in ineffectual ways? Resistance!
As the X-files poster says "I want to believe"
77 here north of Seattle. Relatives south of Portland were in the 90's while we were in the 80's this afternoon. Take care down there.
It's kind of the inverse of what I understood pitching woo to mean. Although there is a horse shoe theory of love and hate. /s
New Hampshire seems to be embracing the "or die" part of the "live free or die" motto
I guess we are stuck with sub-version.
I hadn't heard of proposals for "teacher housing" [ghettos for teachers?] but checking, I see that it already exists to some extent. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
He's building the gilded cage. Who will be the bird? Is it him? www.lyricsondemand.com/t/traditiona...
Trump is constantly demonstrating that he has no sense of gilt.
It looks a little like the Union during the Civil War.
Is this the Spherical cow joke?
Patriot front has moved on from U-Haul after Idaho?
Wasn't there some kerfuffle about Clinton meeting someone on the tarmac? This of course is behind closed doors, like any good, non conspiratorial meeting should be.
So who is Trump going to fire now?
The answer to a headline ending with a question mark is always no [said someone smart that I can't remember who to credit.]
I swear some of these reporters are manifesting bad behavior just by fishing for clickbait. Did Trump ever think of [some bizarre hypo]? [bizarre hypo] becomes a possibility because of press repetition.
VBSA (Vaccine Bull Shit Artist) is probably too long.
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... NIH article using vaccine hesitancy .
Unfortunately the term vaccine resistance has already infected a large portion of the media. I see NIH has used Vaccine Hesitancy, and I believe that (or hesitance) is a term I've heard doctors using.
Reagan / Iran-Contra might be a more reasonable catalyst for Fox news than Watergate.
It took from 1973 to 1996 to respond to Watergate? CNN was established in 1980 and seems a more natural cause for a Fox response, but still a slow one.
Lumps of coal in your Christmas stockings will warm your heart!
Sorry, I forgot about Nosferatu. Never mind.
Subtweeting a blood sucking billionaire?
the thing about marketplaces is that you get marketing
Very important 🧵!!!!
You say that like it is a bad thing. Seems like a concrete solution to a CEO who can't see the big picture. Of course it would be bad if they took out an innocent driver instead of a concrete wall, and probably more likely.
"as driving a car and piloting a boat/plane/spaceship are so different" I suppose current Teslas don't qualify as Land Yachts yet. But seriously, I don't see the difference as being significant in this context.
That's pillow talk.
CHOCOLATE GREEN IS NOT PEOPLE! (probably)
Government reports "Eight year old feigns death to avoid subway horrors."
Hear me out. What if the Reavers in Firefly/Serenity were really created by chatbots?
I wouldn't be surprised if he gives Epstein a posthumous pardon , claiming a miscarriage of justice and thinking that will make everything go away.
I'm pretty sure you are using IDPs to mean internally displaced persons, but I had to look it up.
I keep referring people back to this because it keeps coming up. People ask me how long things this regime does will be allowed or tolerated and I keep asking “by whom”? Dad is not getting home later. The most charitable view of SCOTUS is that they have decided to be hands-off…. /1
I read a story somewhere today about someone who claimed to have a "peak experience" by catching a fish by hand, thinking they would never replicate that experience. There may be other pursuits that bring at least temporary highs that you haven't found yet.
UBI (Universal Basic Income) might work around some of that, but I doubt that is an option these big thinkers would accept.
If those are really white stripes, it could be a bald faced hornet, although the body looks more compact than ones I see. leafyplace.com/types-of-was...
The martyrdom of J Epstein not coming to a theater near you. /s
So you're saying Bondi doesn't have a ghost of a chance?
He ain't heavy, he's your brother.
I keep think Who's on first whenever I see this. abbott-and-costello-whos-on-first.info/whos-on-firs...
Are you sure it's not just self delusion or delirium from all that blood rushing to your head?
okay, i doubt that given his prior claim to want to expose the files. OTOH he could be trying to be an anti-pedo/sextrafficer to hide like the anti-Russian Russian in Ice Station Zebra, but that seems unlikely. The obvious lies about no list and no extortion would work for either assumption.
Shouldn't that be TrumpNoCare?
MAHA brings "reformed through labor" to health care via ICE sweeps. But will competition with ICE concentration camp laborers squeeze out Medicaid reformation camps?
Brittish or American fanny peach emoji?
I've read the original a few times. It still grabs.
Grab a hot dog and read this entire thread.