I LOVE you be the judge
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I LOVE you be the judge
Gay couple Lesbian couple Normal couple Makes no difference. I want to deport you
That or a heart attack on a heavy smoker
I am not sure if thats not wanting starmer to suddenly be good. I am pretty distraught by the events ngl as i thought the chances of escaping were pretty narrow anyway even with AR as a leader. Doomsday clock doesnt even have hands anymore is just a text message that says youre fucked lol
Well yes nothing can save this govt and nige will probo be pm pass the ciggies what can you do lmao
I think meh reshuffle is still a little bit better than letting the fart stink up the room so to speak
Eddie M two times around babeyy
He and her are sort of the same in that they have a competency looksmaxxxing but not that much...there...beyond like good mid tier minister
To be fair i dont think he caused this. I suppose he could have been like, i know a guy when she said she was selling the house. But as much as one can deal with spontaneous human combustion, he dealt with it!
Loathe to give the dread starmer a complimenr i think he played thw rayner situation as well as it was possible
The prejudice would be the fact that successful artist yoko ono decided to get it with some nobody i guess
I dont think the good woman he lost was yoko; possibly but i think much more likely his first wife. I think a john that never goes deep into weird art scene and heroine and the beatles spats mellows out a lot quicker than the one we know
He also never met yoko or brian epstein...unsure if he met paul, at which point hed be very different anyway
I think its the right choice fwiw; now the story is PRIME MINISTER ATTEMPTS TO RELAUNCH which is bad but beats GOVT ACC FALLING APART BECAUSE OF PERCEIVED CORRUPTION
He was never successful in that reality though so its theorically possible he changed a lot
Yeah i dont think this cabinet is bad its just like he pressed the random setting and said well thats my job done
Honestly what if he just thinks shes doing rly good 💀💀💀💀
I genuinely think kyle would be better in culture than nandy hed at least try to get chat gpt to write pro labour bbc reporting
MONALISA SATANICA NANDY I CAST THEE OUT!!!
Its glinner
[Enlightened labour take] get the speech where diane abbott starts with immigration is good and then goes from prison to the airport and puts a cop in every street
Imagine if you came up to a lesbian and said her identity is based on hardcore yuri!! Like!!
We need boris back tbh i miss when it was rly funny that everything was shit
Me as the judge: i dont care if you are guilty you simply need to go to jail forever bsky.app/profile/sloa...
This made me laugh
You when skills wallet is a key part of the lib dem/reform coalition....
I just dont think the policies and the principal allow for a good home office to exist but i think stephens point is fair
The truth is that a bad FO is controllable whereas a bad HO is visible. However i think is mahmood a good pick for that role is ??? Unproven
Honestly if i am the judge id sentence him to jail regardless for this
Wild defection to reform??
I guess giving her justice and dpm? But i dont think shed take it
She has shooters!!!
Ok, thats fair, a home sec who reroutes the conversation to be primarily about more cops on the street + crime fighting would be a pretty huge asset
More provocative?? Shes gonna set the hotels on fire herself??
Am i being just too negative in thinking issues cannot be solved by this PM pursuing these policies?
Dont get me wrong easy to laugh and fun too
Yeah tbh my main ?? Is: this seems to rely rly heavily in the assumption that mahmood can fix stuff in the home office
Whats the evidence mahmood will change messaging??
Easy to mock him but if you get your news from like lobby journos loads of ppl rly did sell her as some kind of mastermind lol
I mean i think hes ok bc he got DPM too. And i think lammy does care about justice its not like a crappy job. Mainly id wonder if mahmood would represent that much of a change in home office or if this a hassle for not much change?
I feel very fond of lucy powell who i also think is a cringe comedy character
FO also just travels around a lot and takes a lot more instruction from pm. Dunno if it works when pm is shit tho
Fell asleep listening to her speech and had a dream she was competent
I dont think this one is fair: YC has shooters in the plp and within the party!
FO does spend a lot of time abroad being friendly and does take a lot of direction from PM. Unforts pm also indecisive so?
Wouldnt they pursue roughly the same policies or is this a one has active plans for reforming the dept vs the other
What policy does a mahmood home office has that a cooper home office doesnt and why move lammy who has been basically doing what he was told as well as possible
I dont really...get..what would be the point of this...
It will be someone who can get as close to saying shove your island of strangers up your arse keir without saying it
The power of might as well
I mean i still dont think she did anything that bad (in general with tax i just think people should just pay and move on) but i get why ppl feel strongly about it
100%.
Well same lmao. I understand we are in different positions but
Based
And people with disabled kids dont get to set up trusts for them. None of this makes rayner a bad person its just that you wont go far with the public lol
Is she there to turn on the lights for him
I think this is roughly right btw in that people dont have any sympathy for having to pay 40k in tax bc thats an insane number. I mean i do and you guys reading me do but normal people dont
So I have personal sympathy for her but shes...shes consistently bad...in just about everything ive seen her
Ian murray???
The main issue for rayner is that politicians make a lot more money than normal people and that kills off a lot of sympathy
She was also a woman and thats also part of the reason why the job is there in the no girls allowed party
Rayner probo the best suited person to be deputy in ages! Its basically a ARE YOU READY TO ROCK CONFERENCE role that also gives you a nice title and justifies your importance if you are an effective minister in govt
Like its soooo hard to fuck it up bc you can play it as the serious and hard working minister but also as a ;) keep me in mind boss. But she did it
Being totally ammoral, its also the one job you can wink for the membership by going BIASED BBC EXPLAIN WHY YOU CALLED OUR GLORIOUS PLAN STUPID???A CHANGE IN CULTURE IS NEEDED
I mean in general tax stuff is just solved by people agreeing to pay it up and thats it. But for politicians theres the added issue they determine how much you pay and they make loads of money
I might have been too bitter but the point is more that the media and all parties have an incentive not to look too deeply at certain topic
Its not a comparison of morality but that its the sort of thing that is everywhere so its a can of worms
No, there is an incentive not to go after peoples tax affairs because they are widespreads in parties and some are much worse than we think
Creasy as dpm would be so funny if the bullying allegations are true. She would hit starmer with a mallet until he was squished up like an accordion
Creasy would be so fucking funny as dpm
IVE BEEN LIVING TO SEE YOU LIVING TO SEE YOU BUT IT SHOULDNT BE LIKE THIS THIS WAS UNEXPECTED WHAT DO I DO NOW COULD WE START AGAIN PLEASE
Singing could we start again please from jesus christ superstar
Yeah my vkew too
I can see this being done by someone starmer adjacent trying to clear the pitch but for wes or phillipson, but unlikely amything he had any involvement
Egg miliband truth??
Just realized the labour party is now further away from having a woman leader LMAO you gotta laugh!!!
Arise lord campbell
Opens Angela Rayner to present In Our Time
But whos the other person dpming him?? Oh you mean deputy. Yeah i thought this too
But if it was a case of attention beint controlled by the right wing media, it would never taken off
Tbh
Wouldnt it be funnu if david miliband ran for deputy rn
Yeah if a topic ks on the news theres cause to go after it
I dont think thats how it works though otherwise partygate wouldnt have mattered
Oh great first shes had to resign now she has to solve the zodiac killers riddle too
Im gonna be real id not hand over the country on this hair splitting bullshit
Dunno there is an incentive not to make this too much of a thing (same as sexual harrassment)
They will try to fix it but my sense is that anyone that shows up with a polite *i fucking hate yvette cooper btw* will get the post
Sometimes things are just on the news
Zarah sultana restore your membership we are about to cook
This isnt 4d chess its just people deciding to investigate a juicy subject
Honestlu fuck it diane abbott run for deputy
I will say if this domino falls into place its worth it
It was all that was keeping me going lmao
Guy who never heard of 2015: well i am not worried all we need is for ed miliband to just guide us to a path out of unavoidable fascism
I want the new to be born its been A MINUTE in this time for monsters
It's hard to be polite about this drivel. Herzog carries water for Netanyahu, constantly. He has embraced settlements in the West Bank. He has no real independent support among the Israeli public. Most opposition voters see him as an embarrassment or worse. There is NO value in meeting him.
This isnt the first time i heard parents of disabled children mention that the way it works for them is quite complex
