Can’t sleep. Tomorrow is gonna be ass.
“We can judge our progress by the courage of our questions and the depth of our answers, our willingness to embrace what is true rather than what feels good.” -Carl Sagan
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Can’t sleep. Tomorrow is gonna be ass.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
(Also, I think the verdict was bullshit, but there were a lot of complicating factors)
Phillies are off tomorrow so I wouldn't get my hopes up
Aaw man
General Honoré, amazing leader. I was in SK when this happened. You could tell it really tore him up, and he did all he could to make it right. The situation could have gotten a lot uglier than it did.
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Jesus Christ
I don’t imagine Spending the sketchers years of your life yelling at children is a low stress activity
This is not the way you want to launch the jordon brand
Just realized that if It Happens while I’m at work, I’m gonna have to leave early so I don’t rat myself out lol
did he die today?
I haven’t felt God’s presence in a long time. But sometimes, listening to music is close.
Bill Belichick, college coach
Is Castellanos playing tomorrow?
He is nationalizing the UNC football team
BELICHICK: how win football game college how, losing game now why CHATGPT: I recommend running the ball BELICHICK: no we lose yard why you do no wrong wrong CHATGPT: you're completely right - and I want to thank you for your honest feedback
GodDAMN
Trump’s mysterious disappearance from public raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age
Well it can't be polonium, that works too fast
Once you realize how much female influencer content of a certain age is set in a car, you realize that maybe you did know the school bus thing was a problem.
Hmmmm
Graham Greene has passed away at the age of 73
Oh my
Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
Wowwww.
no, we don't carry the new york times we sell *real* newspapers here
it’s always 2 dead bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”
He was refusing to play while under contract lol. I think the recent "holdout 1-2 years before your contract actually expires to demand a new one" is dumb af, but maybe that's my own personal establish the run/I don't understand football opinion.
when i think “guy who really gets ‘normal people’” i think nate silver
Both things can be true. He's an arrogant dude who runs his mouth waaaaay too much about money and contracts (see: his podcast), and Jerry is Jerry. They both suck.
And teams absolutely do get to tell people how to act... team code of conduct, etc
Innocent is a stretch lol
lol
Give us a chance this time!
My guess: He had a stroke, and we won't hear or see him again. Inshallah.
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If you come into my mentions with some corny Resistance Meemaw bullshit, I'm probably blocking you.
I'm done with Thursday Cirque by noon 😭
Texas Blocks Law That Would Ban Gun Stores From Operating Inside Psych Wards http://theonion.com/texas-blocks-law-that-would-ban-gun-stores-from-operating-inside-psych-wards/
You guys see where this is going? Right?
Brandon Joseph!
The first one that popped (so to speak) for me was "ACL" and I closed the window 😒
went for a labor day walk through the city, saw some things
Hell yeah brother
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
That dude's making a speed run into my "evil people" list.
Next he's going to harass and kidnap immigrants in California, you know, as satire
I don't trust AI for anything, including this. It's probably just a weird shadow. But he does look like shit lmao
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
We've got more for you on Labor Day. More than 82 percent of civilian federal workers have had their right to collectively bargain stripped in the largest act of union busting in US history. Unions are a voice from below, and their autonomy poses a threat to autocrats, Harold Meyerson writes:
I can see a pair of boobs and tell if they're british
Yeah, they both suck.
praise the Lord he’s recovered from that back injury 🙏
Damn, I’m always out of podcasts by Friday and they’re not starting till 5pm EST 😩
I just passed out
I’ve never had a problem with those things. Most of the “how can you think about sports when (blah)” accounts are bots following 10k+ accounts, so seems like that might need to be addressed before scolding everyone about being nicer?
Since you disabled all interactions @jamesrball.com
Aaw he disabled replies and quotes.
Spud is hilarious on IG. Weird little dude 😂
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happy labor day
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
This seems important:
So blessed to watch it in real time with y'all, that was a day.
Not everything is a distraction, weirdo.
sorry to get political but nothing rudy giuliani could do would top the euphoria of watching the four seasons total landscaping press conference go down in real time, and that includes him dying
BREAKING: At least 250 people are dead and 500 injured after a 6.0-magnitude earthquake hits Afghanistan near the Pakistan border.
Just absolutely fucked my thumbnail up. Gluing it together with gel polish should help right? Fuck.
Having a Slinger, which is hash browns under two hamburgers under four (?) eggs under roughly two gallons of chili. Fifteen bucks. I am the Anthony Bourdain of slop and you cannot stop me.
I am most definitely prepared.
Inshallah
It’s a little weird to demand people vote for a candidate as a necessary lesser evil three years before you even know if they’re going to be the candidate
Sing it
Karma workin overtime
First Big Tex and now Kong….dicks out
If you're listening God, I will go back to church....
Hahahaha
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ clinton giuliani trump 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
*whispers* I still like Mumford and Sons
Wow, that’s uncalled for.
ICYMI (or if you care), our guy Jake tweeted about The Fan guys being Skip Bayless-ish with a Micah opinion. And one of the G-Bag Nation guys fired back telling Jake to have another drink. So that’s fun.
The Chicago Police Department will be barred from helping federal authorities with civil immigration enforcement or any related patrols, traffic stops and checkpoints during the surge, according to an executive order signed by Mayor Brandon Johnson. https://to.pbs.org/4oYtsGe
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
this is giuliani’s 9/11
giuliani is gonna sue the hell out of whoever painted a tunnel on that brick wall
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
Due to a booking error Rudy Giuliani has been laid to rest in the parking lot at Woodlawn Mulch & Chip Depot
On the night of August 30, 2025, Mayor Giuliani happened upon a woman drowning in a giant martini,
