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@jbcolten.bsky.social

HR lady. Old enough to know better. Here to read things and stay informed. Also here for pet pictures. I'm an introvert, so I won't be posting much.

created November 13, 2024

28 followers 45 following 37 posts

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Right back at ya, Karen!💋

22/1/2025, 1:03:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Denmark is going to go through some things..."

10/1/2025, 1:32:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/1/2025, 12:32:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leafy greens for the win!

6/1/2025, 3:09:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ministry of Musk (Minimusk)

6/1/2025, 12:31:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leafy greens always win out in the end.

3/1/2025, 5:17:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To paraphrase 'Animal Farm', some speech is more free than others (speech).

29/12/2024, 6:26:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/12/2024, 8:14:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/12/2024, 7:39:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am sooooo here for it!

28/12/2024, 2:10:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Seriously, we didn't know he was a Bond Villian when we bought them."

26/12/2024, 7:11:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So many choices!

21/12/2024, 6:54:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I finished a big project today at 5 pm, and now I'm on vacation after New Years'.

21/12/2024, 1:35:16 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just keep calling him "President Musk". He and DOGE will be gone by Inauguration Day because you-know-who hates to be overshadowed.

19/12/2024, 10:04:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As they say in Jersey...

14/12/2024, 5:50:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Here is $1 million dollars! Please, don't let the Leopard eat my pretty face," says the guy who didn't allow the algorithm on his platforms let others know that the Leopard Eating People's Faces Party would actually eat their faces.

14/12/2024, 5:32:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I'm coming out of my shell.

14/12/2024, 5:15:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has been going on since my GRANDMOTHER had a say in my state voting for it, and I have a Medicare card now. ENOUGH! Dark Brandon, do your Dark Brandon thing!

14/12/2024, 5:11:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Punch down, suck up.

14/12/2024, 4:44:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/12/2024, 4:39:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Personally, I'm hoping it's the aliens scoping out where all the Harris/Walz voters live,so they can beam us up to the Mother Ship at 11:59 pm on January 19, 2025 and take us to Earth 2.

14/12/2024, 12:52:49 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/12/2024, 1:22:12 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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President-ing is hard...

13/12/2024, 2:14:27 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, you wanted the price of eggs to go down? You're next...yum,yum!

13/12/2024, 1:55:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My last meal before I die will be an entire box of Cap'n, no milk.

12/12/2024, 11:27:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes.

12/12/2024, 12:02:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/12/2024, 1:30:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've worked in HR for 30+ years. When Mommy and Daddy start getting involved in the kid's interviews for a job, it's an immediate "Do Not Hire" in my book.

5/12/2024, 3:44:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When we go high, they go even lower...

2/12/2024, 9:13:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy "the Presidential 'official acts' immunity ruling cuts both ways, idiots" Day to those who celebrate.

2/12/2024, 2:53:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear President-elect,adjudicated rapist and convicted felon: FAFO, MF. Signed, respectfully, La Presidenta de Mexico.

27/11/2024, 3:54:25 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhere, Donna Hanover is experiencing schandfruede...

27/11/2024, 3:36:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hi Angry, long time reader, first-time commentor. You are one of the reasons I joined Xitter 8 years ago. Keep up the good work on Bluesky. We need it more now than ever.

24/11/2024, 4:12:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And clean up afterwards.

21/11/2024, 5:22:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yessh...such snowflakes! Their wittle fee-fees are hurt...

21/11/2024, 3:17:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been here about a week. As an introvert, my modus operandi at large parties/events where I don't know a lot of people is to circle the room, listen in to some interesting conversations and look for a group that is welcoming and respectful of people they don't know. The plan seems to be working.

20/11/2024, 5:30:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apologies. I just had to "unfollow" a whole bunch of people. I hit the "follow all" button in a Starter Pack by mistake. It was just too much content for my brain to digest. No ill will intended. Still getting the hang of this place.

20/11/2024, 5:20:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view