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Jeff Contizano

@jcontizano.bsky.social

Software & startup guy. College football + college basketball fan. We’ll see what else we can find here.

created September 20, 2023

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Folks the #Packers are going to be insufferable this season.

12/9/2025, 1:12:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

CONSPIRACY NUTS: a web of billionaire pedophiles controls our nation NORMAL PEOPLE: you sound crazy! (2025) NORMAL PEOPLE: omg you were right! the president writes pedophile notes to his pedophile billionaire friends! it was in the newspaper! CONSPIRACY NUTS: idk... someone could've forged all that

10/9/2025, 1:46:02 PM | 461 99 | View on Bluesky | view

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JJ 👀

9/9/2025, 2:54:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sherrone Hoke. Unfortunately

7/9/2025, 2:10:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Michigan looked like they had no interest in stopping that? WTF

7/9/2025, 2:00:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mateer is just absurd. Major boom and bust but when he’s on, watch out.

7/9/2025, 1:53:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oklahoma is still hunting screens. Chip has to get something else going

7/9/2025, 1:46:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s why they paid Justice!

7/9/2025, 1:36:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Burke has almost 100 yards. Finding holes and repeatedly getting open. That’s really it, Michigan is doing pretty well otherwise.

7/9/2025, 1:15:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Michigan is going to have any chance they HAVE to let Underwood run a bit. They cannot turtle again

7/9/2025, 1:10:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ballgame.

7/9/2025, 1:10:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is probably about to be out of hand for Michigan. And a score right at the half is a brutal way to end it

7/9/2025, 1:09:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This game is so damn physical lol. Oklahomas players are bringing it on every single play.

7/9/2025, 12:53:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Michigan is going to have to start throwing and letting Bryce run. The run game is not going to open up otherwise.

7/9/2025, 12:49:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s going on with Arizona State? Down 17-0 to Mississippi State!

7/9/2025, 12:35:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are there any refs at the game? Honestly. A couple really obvious misses so far

7/9/2025, 12:32:33 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No late hit or targeting either. Guy got there a full second after the play was done.

7/9/2025, 12:25:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was not a late hit?

7/9/2025, 12:23:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The RB from Iowa State, Sama, is a fun player.

6/9/2025, 4:36:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slimmed down but still nowhere to run. Alas.

2/9/2025, 1:04:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:38:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miami, not like this.

1/9/2025, 2:51:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was an incredible sequence and interception by Miami.

1/9/2025, 2:28:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw some folks saying Michigan was too “spread” or not physical enough. That doesn’t seem accurate. Run game was a bit feast or famine but it’s only game 1. The offensive structure was really encouraging

31/8/2025, 11:21:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crisp is the word that comes to mind

31/8/2025, 2:23:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Michigan just can’t cover Thomas which is concerning. He’s the only receiving threat (non missed drops)

31/8/2025, 2:06:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That one was legit. Hill didn’t need to be all over him

31/8/2025, 2:03:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We officially have a ref show in Ann Arbor. That’s a terrible missed call on an incomplete pass

31/8/2025, 1:53:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And reviewing a play for a fumble and calling targeting.

31/8/2025, 1:52:23 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sorry our linebacker is 6”3 and tackled the quarterback. What a load of shit lol

31/8/2025, 1:50:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think Mich has a good coach at TE again. Klein looks damn good too.

31/8/2025, 1:09:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marin Klein ↗️

31/8/2025, 1:04:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bryce Underwood out here blocking lol

30/8/2025, 11:56:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then play action on 4th and 1!

30/8/2025, 4:28:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3rd and 1 - still Ohio States enemy.

30/8/2025, 4:27:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohio with a QB power on third and long? Huh?

29/8/2025, 12:51:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matt both Michigan and Ohio State have won national titles in football in the last 2 seasons

25/8/2025, 11:55:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Folks, the new Deftones album slaps. The band is bigger than ever 30+ years in and still putting out great music.

23/8/2025, 11:23:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are we even doing here?

16/8/2025, 4:20:13 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bryce Young stock ↗️

8/8/2025, 11:41:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 6:36:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Touting 3 crypto bills being passed in the US. lol

18/7/2025, 3:04:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It wasn’t the wrong job, he was the wrong guy. What a loser.

8/7/2025, 7:53:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe we shouldn’t fire all the essential employees and experts who monitor for this… Jesus these guys and gals are total idiots.

7/7/2025, 1:42:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cooking wings and listening to the final countdown. Does it get more American?

4/7/2025, 9:11:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing more Pacific than a school in… Texas.

27/6/2025, 12:51:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

22/6/2025, 12:19:30 AM | 14525 3346 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/6/2025, 11:57:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/6/2025, 12:44:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously, fuck this guy.

17/6/2025, 11:53:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It feels like last season eased the temperature a bit (even though they didn’t win any big games). Making the playoff and winning two games helped. Now they addressed WR in the portal so there are zero excuses for this year.

15/6/2025, 4:29:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incredibly millennial for Amazon Prime to stream live performances of the warped tour stop in DC today. We’re all old.

15/6/2025, 12:35:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/6/2025, 6:31:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

5/6/2025, 8:24:51 PM | 67690 14863 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are a bunch of MAGA’s in the ownership and senior exec levels. Plus if they want to get out of their TV contracts early they don’t want any enemies in the gov

10/5/2025, 10:13:19 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It fits with this

29/4/2025, 8:42:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol that’s a bullshit call. I’m almost every game that’s called a foul

27/4/2025, 7:45:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump 🤝 Sanders Taking a ton of unnecessary sacks for no reason

26/4/2025, 2:33:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omarion Hampton is going to cook in a Jim Harbaugh offense.

25/4/2025, 2:36:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another hilarious example of why Trump 2.0 isn’t different than 1.0. Like anything would be different?!?

23/4/2025, 8:19:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it’s all the above honestly. He’s an idiot but also brash and ignorant.

21/4/2025, 1:35:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The smoke was when everyone else laughed at his NIL demands.

14/4/2025, 8:54:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly the golf discourse on here is boring. It reminds me of Twitter 10-15 years ago when people were obsessed with Bruce Springsteen tour dates

13/4/2025, 11:18:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oregon, Ohio State. Maybe a dark horse like UCLA or Colorado?

12/4/2025, 2:20:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) reposted

Yesterday’s US trade policy change is less of a u turn and more of a this

A cart in Austin Powers stuck in a narrow hallway while trying to turn around
10/4/2025, 1:07:33 PM | 68 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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The good news is Todd Golden is a horrible human being. Wait.

8/4/2025, 3:13:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a brutal way to end the game. Too many mistakes by Houston late.

8/4/2025, 3:11:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah there was scuttlebutt that this movie wasn’t going to do well. It’s as close to a layup as there will be this year (Avatar?)

6/4/2025, 10:41:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goodbye

6/4/2025, 3:52:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is incredible lol. Also a reminder that I need to go purchase space marines ASAP

6/4/2025, 2:53:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The transition 3’s?

6/4/2025, 12:22:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was a legit block btw.

6/4/2025, 12:15:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Martin just dunked from the free throw line!

5/4/2025, 11:57:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MPGA

4/4/2025, 8:55:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/4/2025, 12:07:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Concerning

2/4/2025, 1:46:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conwell, Wooley and Brown is ridiculous.

2/4/2025, 12:54:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make America healthy again! Or something… I dunno.

1/4/2025, 11:58:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have so many questions on this one…

31/3/2025, 1:44:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The refs are doing their best to keep Tennessee in this one. You’ve got to be kidding me with 9-2 fouls!

30/3/2025, 8:17:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100% - every damn time

29/3/2025, 10:41:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude, he’s coming back…

29/3/2025, 4:43:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whew that was a beautiful inbound play by Houston!!!

29/3/2025, 4:42:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Auburn is a damn good team. Michigan went from winning 8 games to like 27 and a sweet sixteen in one season. (Dusty May should have been coach of the year).

29/3/2025, 4:07:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dude is unconscious lol

29/3/2025, 3:56:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Petrified single handedly will win this for Auburn. Just cold from 3

29/3/2025, 3:55:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Auburns two bigs have four fouls too. That’s gotta be the move

29/3/2025, 3:53:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol this is just getting stupid. No fouls on Auburn and they sink two threes on screens

29/3/2025, 3:45:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LMAO GTFO

29/3/2025, 3:37:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’ve got a ref show brewing

29/3/2025, 3:36:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol at Broome yelling at Pearl

29/3/2025, 3:26:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol Auburn is hacking every play. Should have like 15 fouls

29/3/2025, 2:45:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Michigan should be up like 6-8 at this point! Missing down low again

29/3/2025, 2:27:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are run by idiots part 87

24/3/2025, 4:55:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Queen took 5 steps there lol

24/3/2025, 1:16:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does CBS still trot out old refs for reviews? It was clearly off Illinois (the ball direction changed) but that’s not conclusive?

23/3/2025, 11:34:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tonje with the old five step drive.

23/3/2025, 2:40:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since when can you get in a players face and repeatedly pump your arm after a big shot? Is that not a tech on A&M?

22/3/2025, 11:18:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wheel of Time 💯

21/3/2025, 10:28:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what they say… receivers build championships.

17/3/2025, 3:32:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view