Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Folks the #Packers are going to be insufferable this season.
Software & startup guy. College football + college basketball fan. We’ll see what else we can find here.
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Folks the #Packers are going to be insufferable this season.
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
CONSPIRACY NUTS: a web of billionaire pedophiles controls our nation NORMAL PEOPLE: you sound crazy! (2025) NORMAL PEOPLE: omg you were right! the president writes pedophile notes to his pedophile billionaire friends! it was in the newspaper! CONSPIRACY NUTS: idk... someone could've forged all that
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
JJ 👀
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Sherrone Hoke. Unfortunately
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Michigan looked like they had no interest in stopping that? WTF
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Mateer is just absurd. Major boom and bust but when he’s on, watch out.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Oklahoma is still hunting screens. Chip has to get something else going
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
That’s why they paid Justice!
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Burke has almost 100 yards. Finding holes and repeatedly getting open. That’s really it, Michigan is doing pretty well otherwise.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
If Michigan is going to have any chance they HAVE to let Underwood run a bit. They cannot turtle again
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Ballgame.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
This is probably about to be out of hand for Michigan. And a score right at the half is a brutal way to end it
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
This game is so damn physical lol. Oklahomas players are bringing it on every single play.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Michigan is going to have to start throwing and letting Bryce run. The run game is not going to open up otherwise.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
What’s going on with Arizona State? Down 17-0 to Mississippi State!
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Are there any refs at the game? Honestly. A couple really obvious misses so far
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
No late hit or targeting either. Guy got there a full second after the play was done.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
That was not a late hit?
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
The RB from Iowa State, Sama, is a fun player.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Slimmed down but still nowhere to run. Alas.
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Miami, not like this.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
That was an incredible sequence and interception by Miami.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw some folks saying Michigan was too “spread” or not physical enough. That doesn’t seem accurate. Run game was a bit feast or famine but it’s only game 1. The offensive structure was really encouraging
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Crisp is the word that comes to mind
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Michigan just can’t cover Thomas which is concerning. He’s the only receiving threat (non missed drops)
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
That one was legit. Hill didn’t need to be all over him
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
We officially have a ref show in Ann Arbor. That’s a terrible missed call on an incomplete pass
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
And reviewing a play for a fumble and calling targeting.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
I’m sorry our linebacker is 6”3 and tackled the quarterback. What a load of shit lol
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Think Mich has a good coach at TE again. Klein looks damn good too.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Marin Klein ↗️
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Bryce Underwood out here blocking lol
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
And then play action on 4th and 1!
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
3rd and 1 - still Ohio States enemy.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Ohio with a QB power on third and long? Huh?
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Matt both Michigan and Ohio State have won national titles in football in the last 2 seasons
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Folks, the new Deftones album slaps. The band is bigger than ever 30+ years in and still putting out great music.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
What are we even doing here?
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Bryce Young stock ↗️
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Touting 3 crypto bills being passed in the US. lol
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn’t the wrong job, he was the wrong guy. What a loser.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe we shouldn’t fire all the essential employees and experts who monitor for this… Jesus these guys and gals are total idiots.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Cooking wings and listening to the final countdown. Does it get more American?
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing more Pacific than a school in… Texas.
Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
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Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously, fuck this guy.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
It feels like last season eased the temperature a bit (even though they didn’t win any big games). Making the playoff and winning two games helped. Now they addressed WR in the portal so there are zero excuses for this year.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Incredibly millennial for Amazon Prime to stream live performances of the warped tour stop in DC today. We’re all old.
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Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
There are a bunch of MAGA’s in the ownership and senior exec levels. Plus if they want to get out of their TV contracts early they don’t want any enemies in the gov
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
It fits with this
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
lol that’s a bullshit call. I’m almost every game that’s called a foul
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump 🤝 Sanders Taking a ton of unnecessary sacks for no reason
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Omarion Hampton is going to cook in a Jim Harbaugh offense.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Another hilarious example of why Trump 2.0 isn’t different than 1.0. Like anything would be different?!?
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it’s all the above honestly. He’s an idiot but also brash and ignorant.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
The smoke was when everyone else laughed at his NIL demands.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Honestly the golf discourse on here is boring. It reminds me of Twitter 10-15 years ago when people were obsessed with Bruce Springsteen tour dates
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Oregon, Ohio State. Maybe a dark horse like UCLA or Colorado?
Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) reposted
Yesterday’s US trade policy change is less of a u turn and more of a this
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
The good news is Todd Golden is a horrible human being. Wait.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
That’s a brutal way to end the game. Too many mistakes by Houston late.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah there was scuttlebutt that this movie wasn’t going to do well. It’s as close to a layup as there will be this year (Avatar?)
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Goodbye
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
This is incredible lol. Also a reminder that I need to go purchase space marines ASAP
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
The transition 3’s?
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
That was a legit block btw.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Martin just dunked from the free throw line!
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
MPGA
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Concerning
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Conwell, Wooley and Brown is ridiculous.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Make America healthy again! Or something… I dunno.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
I have so many questions on this one…
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
The refs are doing their best to keep Tennessee in this one. You’ve got to be kidding me with 9-2 fouls!
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
100% - every damn time
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude, he’s coming back…
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Whew that was a beautiful inbound play by Houston!!!
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Auburn is a damn good team. Michigan went from winning 8 games to like 27 and a sweet sixteen in one season. (Dusty May should have been coach of the year).
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
The dude is unconscious lol
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Petrified single handedly will win this for Auburn. Just cold from 3
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Auburns two bigs have four fouls too. That’s gotta be the move
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
lol this is just getting stupid. No fouls on Auburn and they sink two threes on screens
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
LMAO GTFO
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
We’ve got a ref show brewing
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
lol at Broome yelling at Pearl
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
lol Auburn is hacking every play. Should have like 15 fouls
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Michigan should be up like 6-8 at this point! Missing down low again
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
We are run by idiots part 87
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
I think Queen took 5 steps there lol
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Why does CBS still trot out old refs for reviews? It was clearly off Illinois (the ball direction changed) but that’s not conclusive?
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Tonje with the old five step drive.
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social)
Since when can you get in a players face and repeatedly pump your arm after a big shot? Is that not a tech on A&M?
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
Wheel of Time 💯
Jeff Contizano (@jcontizano.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what they say… receivers build championships.