I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
He's busy breaking up America per his orders from Putin.
Visual Effects purveyor. Dad. Terrible musician. Cook. My opinions are my own. I started a remote VFX company 11 years ago. (he/him/a compositor)
2,305 followers 1,231 following 8,363 posts
view profile on Bluesky I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
He's busy breaking up America per his orders from Putin.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
Refactoring to Django from Flask and Claude keeps not wanting to use the source code to build out the same system in Django. When I show it a picture of the Flask system, it matches the look but nothing is connected behind the scene. I need to keep reminding it there's source code.
Ruth Zakarin (@ruthz.bsky.social) reposted
There are too many people in this country who truly believe that vaccines will hurt them but guns will save them. We will all suffer because of it.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
wait... what the fuck?
Darren Mart š¶ (@darrenmart.bsky.social) reposted
If it were written in a book or film it'd be dismissed as too ridiculous: The President of the United States coordinated a military flyover of DC to disrupt a press conference involving women who know his secret ā that he raped kids.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
Refactor a vibe code using vibe code? I'll let you know.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened that caused that? Was it a change in government or something?
Nunsense & Shenunigans (@annaleehq.bsky.social) reposted
For cabbages⦠⦠and š¤“s
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
There's also plague.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Ted is also very overweight. I'm not sure what he's thinking.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
polio, measles, covid. Lot's of death all around.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Great way to kill your base.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
best of luck!
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
I don't care about sports but the idea that you can't see sports for free is fucking wild. show sports. There's ads all over the stadiums. play ads. shows sports. let people watch for free. I mean, what the shit?
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Gonna be a lot of dead and sick kids.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
I smell a Netflix show.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Saaaaammmmeee. Just canāt. Wife runs a baking business out of the house. Iām not allowed anywhere near the kitchen.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
News that Chinaās military is huge but problematically lacking leadership because he either sacked the generals or theyāve gone missing. One could say Trump is doing the same thing. Were combat ready when itās taking out a speedboat and murdering civilians.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Right???!
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
That one Klingon girl.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
You know who liked miners. Epstein.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
My dadās birthday was tomorrow. Usually apple pie is in order. (His favorite)
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Or gambling resorts.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Better than bouillon is great stuff. Use it all the time.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
If you make the siren sound you might be okay.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Skinny Puppy shirt?
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, from the first call about the wife and the secretive texting and emotional and physical distancing, I knew how this was all going to play out. I haven't been a lot of help other than to listen.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, exactly.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, it was nuts by the time I left it was mandatory busy work of about 2 hours a night, in 5th grade.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
And itās something I donāt quite get. Iām just fairly certain no woman is going to want to settle for an insecure codependent divorced 50 something. In this same age group.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
I said to go places, talk to people. Embrace a hobby. Likely to meet a woman that shares something in common. My son and him share an inability to self soothe. They need constant companionship, my son in online chats and games with select friends, but friend needs a human person nearby. 2/n
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
My oldest friend recently divorced, served but not final, not working because of back surgery. Is trying to figure out how to live. Heās an engineer and seems codependent to the point where he canāt live his life alone. Heās been looking at the apps. Not sure what to tell him. 1/n
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
I went to a private school that upped the homework by an hour each year starting in 3rd or fourth grade. They were expecting kids in high school to spend at least 6 hours on homework. Most of the kids who graduate go to ivy leagues or better. I got kicked out in 5th grade. š
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
So our enemies are going to be Russia, North Korea, India, and China? All Nuclear armed? And we are walking around in cities with armed soldiers?
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
It really is. My compliments.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty great level of detail.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
Does Massie not know that Trump raped children with Epstein and there files that prove or at least allege that?
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
Pritzker could do something funny and arrest anyone with an illegal firearm, including national guard troops.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently you can't open that window and it's all bulletproof.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably had Covid. Not like it's going away.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
So I guess it's pasteurized milk that causes autism now?
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Rabies is a very very very bad way to die.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
Breakfast on the 31st. Someone was noticing my food.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
Lunch agenda. Packaged fancy dried tonkatsu ramen with shrimp tempura, broccoli, cremini and green onions.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
There was one in Osaka that reminded me of that. Just a vertical mall around this central escalator thing. Pretty cool.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
If I worked at ABC I would be embarrassed as fuck.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
When you have a website not created by a tech bro good things can happen.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereās an invisible car in the middle isnāt there?
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Sex pest wants to direct sex pest. Thereās probably already videos of what you want, Woody.
Cosmic Marvel (@dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social) reposted
Graham Greene has sadly passed away at the age of 73. He played Skully in āEchoā
Myron J. Clifton (@deardean22.bsky.social) reposted
Those photos of Trump⦠what in the world..
Myron J. Clifton (@deardean22.bsky.social) reposted
Wait a minuteā¦
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
āChat GPT, please come up with a social media post in the voice of Donald Trump about an imagined imbalance of trade between the US and India, facts donāt matter, make it sound bad for us.ā
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Still trying to figure out what happened. I listen to him all the time and Iām not sure what went sideways.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
If you canāt show weakness because thatās your whole vibe how do you handle having had a stroke?
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Respect the hell out of bakers. I just couldnāt. So many steps.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Generally not my style of music, but what heās doing is definitely next level to bands who really deserve some notoriety.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
That was Karl. Guy was a total dick. Kept running into every orgy screaming āI am the patrol of the pussy.ā Before running out of the tent and howling like a banshee. It was probably Kent, his minder that finally did the deed. I donāt know for sure. What happens in burning manā¦
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
At least they donāt pop a cap in your ass if you stop.š
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
I would hella do this.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Even the light up blades they use in the new films probably cast a shadow since light doesnāt go through them and they arenāt bright enough to counter the light in the scene.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
Praying for a speedy passing.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
At least itās not a dig at VFX.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
What if Trumpās stroke does a Fetterman on him and he becomes a liberal?
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās great tag.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
I never get any kind of news here other than the hopeful kind that heās dead. I have to go to Reddit/NHK to find out whatās happening in the world.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās in my Queue to watch because of the whole cancer thing.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh, Trix⦠Been that way for a minuteā¦
swirlOsquirrel (@swirlosquirrel.bsky.social) reposted
Todayās #LiberalAgenda: Apply for faith-based federal funds for a Wiccan pre-school.
swirlOsquirrel (@swirlosquirrel.bsky.social) reposted
For the love of Christ, can we not start this shit again? Can we all just help each other to be healthy, get vaccinated, think of our neighbors, wear masks when appropriate, be kind, install UV-C 222 lights in high traffic areas, think rationally, prep smartly, & just PRETEND we live in the 21st C?
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Does fragging mean the same thing still?
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
āYea but you have to drill down to the metrics that matter. Out of the 4 trans shooters, 100% of them were trans. Thatās a lot. 100 is more than 4.ā I have Seb Gorkaās brain in a jar and it just keeps saying that.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Only whatever was available to us in 1986.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
Canāt get through the Gorka thing. āYou are lumping all the gun deaths together. Mass shooters you say arenāt always trans leaves out the very specific instances where 100% of trans people shooting at religious people is always trans people. And you canāt deny those statistics.ā Fuck that guy.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh. āIs your oatmeal slimy enough? No? Well try this one fun trick!ā
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
*denied* Also, wrong password. Use pass phrase.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
Fun story.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Most libs are like āyou got your Aaron Kettering 47 with you.ā They donāt know anything. Here, watch me do push ups. Derrrr heeerrrrr deerrrrr
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. I really wish they would present that in a more sensible way. Just scrolling. Wildly and yelling āhe deadā isnāt making the case. But also, Iām with you.
A Republic If You Can Keep It (@arepublicif.bsky.social) reposted
When he does die, I will grieve how much of my time & joy he stole across a decade. I will grieve what my children had to witness in their country. I will grieve all who didn't survive & the survivors who bear trauma. I will grieve weak people with power. But never him. He is the worst of us.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
So they rolled him out at a golf course today. Just remember, he walked in his own to the helicopter or car or whatever when he was dying of Covid. He will give the impression heās fine until heās dead no matter what it takes. This was Bowie the day before he died.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
YOU WENT TO LAW SCHOOL? š
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
The unvaccinated kids.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
I canāt believe Trump killed himself in the bunker.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
New York strip steak with a creamy mushroom sauce over jasmine rice.
Acid Rain (@bearysweet.bsky.social) reposted
Garlic butter pasta - Simple comfort food. š #cooking #pasta #garlicbutter
Steve Hofstetter (@stevehofstetter.bsky.social) reposted
Have we considered the possibility that he used so much bronzer that ICE accidentally deported him to El Salvador?
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Except none of them are him. They are not Teflon.
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted
Iāve heard from a couple of messaging strategists now that people shouldnāt post so much about COVID19 vaccines because itās ādivisiveā. I am here to say that I do not give a damn what is popular. I will never ignore scientific evidence for the sake of expediency, and neither should anyone else.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social)
Oh heās seen the inside of a lab. It was after he hit it with his car and he took it and put it in his freezer.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea. Medical care and fish and chips are all free.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
One can hope. But if Vance takes over, we whites need to burn this shit to the ground a s salt the earth.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahhaah. Yes. Yes I did. I literally and accidentally paraphrased your skeet because I only read half of it and started forming my version of it in my head. Iām both sorry and pleased you came up with it. Hashtag twinning.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
2 more eps. Yea? One more for sure next week.
I'm James, I cook, I VFX. (@jdhattin.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. Finale?