I feel this way about board games. If it REQUIRES an app to play I put it back on the shelf. Im getting a board game to get OFF my phone.
Videogames/horror movies/art/friends Kinda just like a classic mean gay guy.
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I feel this way about board games. If it REQUIRES an app to play I put it back on the shelf. Im getting a board game to get OFF my phone.
Im sure you'll have a lovely time! These things always seem daunting until you do them! Have fun! Wish I could join!
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
My hopeful theory is that she actually named her kid's normal names and is doing some brilliant long con to keep the internet from knowing their actual names. (I know this isn't the case. Let me dream)
It's fun that the guys who randomly reply to benign posts with political stuff turn into sephiroth when you ask them why the fuck they did that. It happens every time and they're SO arch, like you just caught the math teacher taking a shit in a trash can and he asks if you have a hall pass
REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
What do you mean? I love that everything from that era looks like it's been dipped in clear lip gloss.
And I always learn each tidbit as it becomes out-of-date, so I'm never caught up
Corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone its a hotdog.
oh you thought this was a rabbit?
You've been after my cock for years! All your different schemes. I told ya it's not for sale! It's been in the family for generations!
i noticed you have quotes disabled, which is why i took screenshots of your posts and spent an hour scrolling through your account, my blood pressure rising to near-fatal levels. aaaand i'm tagging you, to show my 20 followers who do not see my posts. you look so stupid and weird rn. i'm jacking off
Giving the people what they need to heal.
Who says I can't serve cunt without leaving my bed?
With the heat coming, I've finally caved into the allure of wearing a crop top
Sponge.
It me fr
And they accidentally booked a theater with only ONE bed!!
He should do a video where he gives me a bunch of money and then fucks off forever. I think that would play well among the me demo.
I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches
Can I get willingly sissy hypnoed if it means I can quit my job and just chill on a dog bed all day?
All male Love is Blind called Love is Deaf where you don't know how gay their voice is until you propose
That makes 15 friends in a row I clocked as toxic and cut out forever. They keep thinking they can fool me…
So cute!!
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"Hey guys, remember the charming menu that's had the same motifs and style across all games? Well, now it looks sterile! It's like an Apple store, the opposite of warmth! This is progress, right?!"
I hate that muted colors seem "outdated" with how far lighting engines have come, and the disastrous PS3/360 Era giving every surface a pornstar lipgloss sheen. I truly miss that look. I could rant about how graphic enhancements have actually made some series art direction worse (KH3)
the key to success on bluesky is to assume every post was written for you specifically and then reply with helpful corrections when they get something wrong
Shockingly sound advice. Thankfully my tolerance for being treated like garbage only extends to certain parts of my life that require it.
video game journalism is like 27 people right now. if you're still complaining about it you're no different to an 18th century farmer blaming vampires for an unremarkable crop yield
Well...which *are* you?
Look, is it true that I'm super skinny? Yeah, sure. Do I have amazing bone structure and legs that go on for miles? Fine, alright. Am I the voice of a generation? Some say that, yes. But I'm also humble, and not enough time is spent acknowledging that.
My pussy so good it makes him establish a forward camp to gain a foothold in the area.
More for me then!
Cereal is such a tasty treat! It's the perfect snack!
How dare you, follow up, who do you think you are?!
I know people really wanna see what they do with AoD, but I can't wait to play the remastered 4. I know it's a LOT of Egypt, but my hot take is that it's a good enough location to justify one entry set just there.
I'm waiting to see more about gay romance options, if any. I'm fine if an RPG has no romance at all, but if it does have it, I want to have at least one MM pairing.
Finding a guy super cute and thinking maybe you'll message him only to find out not only is he straight, he's married, Welp....hasn't stopped me before...haha just kidding!...unless...no no jk.....but maybe....
"More bands should make unpopular indie music that kinda sucks" is an opinion that it is supposed to be, and I guess it is, Kitsch. It does just signal to me that I will hate your taste entirely. An opinion meant to be a cutesy half-opinion.
For me, it was the lack of strategic battle elements. If you have good reaction time, you win. I just don't think a DA game should test for that (imo). Also, the companions are cool but basically lifeless dolls on the battlefield. "I can't wait to tell them to do one thing every thirty seconds!"
I thought the open world was a series of go to location-press button moments that made it feel pointless. And the last two hours of cutscenes/battles, it was anyone's guess visually what was happening to who, where, and why. Other than those giant problems for me, I thought it was alright 6.5 for me
I hate when podcasts have like three or four hosts with similar sounding voices. WHO'S TALKING?!?
You can't sit down. I know it may be a weird nitpick, but in a universe as beloved for its ambience, why can't I sit down anywhere in the castle. It just feels like an adventure hub, lifeless even.
Mine are all like vaguely nonsense job profiles like "strategy account specialist"
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Carter owed me money, so no surprise, he's suddenly "dead" whatever it's on sight
Games that just have skins of things I like couldn't appeal to me less.
Yeah, it's almost a whole game with people who don't wanna work together and bicker constantly. I understand it pays off in the end, but it was awkward up until that moment. Just my taste, but I would love a pure co-op game where no part of the conflict is "these people don't wanna work together"
My only issue with ITT was the narrative being divorce and couples issues, making it almost too specific to not be awkward to play with my partner/friends. It's a great idea in theory. A couple on the rocks has to work together. I think in practice it's somewhat alienating. Excited for this still!
Okay, fine, Infinity Nikki is fun, alright?!
Oh god, what have they latched onto now?! What losers.
Digimon often gets great content, but it comes in these weird bursts, and then the brand falls into a slump again.
I thought one felt like a budget dvd title (imo). Is two better? I might have to give it a shot.
I know this has something to do with that damn zoo. It all connects to the zoo.
My Pepsi tastes like Pussy-Cola
I should start making engagement bait posts: Has anyone ever heard of video games and anime? Can anyone suggest some to me? I bet your interests are really niche and of a high quality not like me, I'm just a fawn stumbling through the woods ready to be taught.
Judy Gemstone (complimentary)
Straight men trying to get their girlfriends into gaming by forcing them to play the most unfriendly, difficult to control, and outside any of their interests games will always be funny to me.
Me with BG3
I hate being such a stereotype of a gay guy, but I must say... I loved Wicked.
Once again, pointing out how no one has made a truly great game where you play as a mermaid and I think that's a moral failing of humanity.
You are so talented. Your art always has an old timey 1920s-40s advertisement quality that makes it so wistful. (Hope that's not insulting!)
As a fast food worker, if you have your terrified and shy 5-6 year old try to order their own food in a barely whispered stutter because you think it will be cute for *ANYone* involved during a lunch rush, I wanna push you into a wood chipper.
If she was saying the stuff she says about trans people about any other minority, HBO would drop her and the whole project in a heartbeat. For some reason, transphobia has become the “acceptable” bigotry to have - and we CANNOT allow it
Trans girl takes being called a stupid bitch as gender affirming! Trans rights wins! Classy and high-minded!
Texas is shit for many reasons. One of my main ones is the power. We lose power if someone sneezes too loudly. When I was living in Minnesota, this shit wasn't happening every week.
I love this design! It's exactly to my taste!
since originally posting, i updated and added more people to my collection of starterpacks if you are looking for general left leaning shit posters to make your time on bluesky more fun and lively, i recommend checking out this short starterpack thread i put together
Need more co-op game suggestions for online games that AREN'T pixel art, crafting, loot, competitive, or farming related to try and please someone really picky. I've accepted that, basically, no co-op games fit these criteria.
(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
I'm often described this way, too.
Someone needs to take The Bazaar away from me. I know it's still early in the games life, but I'm addicted.
How much for the cheez it?
She is that girl, now come on now.
Night y’all #digimon #anime
Look, I'll say it: Sims 2 on PS2 was the best Sims experience for me. Great new control scheme, split screen, and most of the proper game features. People were too weak to accept its power.
I love these trite unclever "don't talk to me till I've had my coffee!"/"it's wine'o'clock somewhere!" posts. Inject them into my veins. I will be constantly saying this slop to annoy my friends.
Still need to give this a try!
A straight guy on my Facebook years ago on national coming out day "came out" as "non-monogamous," and it haunts/tickles me to this day.
amREN! not my president!1 (smile face)
I really, really, really tried to like Baldurs Gate 3. I just can't. I see what people like about it, but I can't stop finding flaws. It's time to shelve it for something else.
I know it would give the worst people ground to stand on so don't focus on what I'm about to say TOO much but some people DO fake or play up mental/chronic illness for clout and power over other as a way to feel more unique. If you wanna scold me for this basic observation, I'll assume it's you.
Multiplayer trophies for primarily single player games...
ShartCum Farts....It's a play on Kingdom Hearts...look I don't owe you people my best, okay?!
Me with videogames...
He's trying his best guys :(
This reminds me of my not derivative&original videogame idea about Kitsune, the fox girl in a school uniform that fights using a nippon katana and is not baka. She has to leave the house with toast hanging from her mouth to fight the elemental demons. I believe this idea would make a quality story.
You can not possibly comprehend with your limited perception the sheer amount of times I will have to use the bathroom when I see a movie in a theater. You absolute fool! You bafoon!*cackles wildly*
Honestly, I'm impressed how much attention you have to NOT be paying to pull that off. Jeez.
I like it so far! Same thing, a few complaints but overall I like it.
I miss having my nails done but can't have them for work! :(
A guy at work will constantly sing, full volume, off key, with a pop-punk affected voice. This is in a close quarters space that is high stress. I guess what I'm saying is that he should be publicly executed.
Cyberpunk. Although it went through several patches before I tried it again so I'm not sure that counts.
Can't it be both?
Cute!