Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social)
California hellscape.
Representing the state of California, dude. Logical, stoned and not really Spicoli. #parody #slavaukraini
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Not a smart dude. Very obvious you can see this man struggling intellectually. Wild. "Do you know why we're standing here today?" - Cop "Because you got Ds in high school?" - Sarah Silverman
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Is there some other election we need to win? WTF even is this stupid take? Elections, who needs em.
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copium
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That blond girl is glad his dick doesn't work anymore.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
He called liberals "rotten brains" and he often was deployed to riots and protests. I asked him what he did when people were screaming in his face: "I just turn TOOL up all the way in my headphones and enjoy the show" Better than beating people, I guess.
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I KNEW a Chicago cop, one of the most openly racist and MAGA people I ever met.
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“Warfighters” from a guy who dodged the draft and cheats at golf.
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He’s always been Putin’s pet.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
This inaction against Putin smells very similar to Dems inaction on Trump and Putin.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social)
Don’t include me in your “we” - I’ve been resisting these fascists since 2016. THEM. Pronouns matter.
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He can go to El Salvador - fuck em.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
WE'RE ABOUT TO PUT A MEMECOIN OUT 😂
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Need TRUMP victims. He’s always adjacent.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
At the risk of further engaging in your bait: Hochul isn't hostile to the people of New York, as Trump is admittedly to any Democratic entity. Further, the subway was at that point, having a real crime surge. Trump is just lying to exert his power. So there are some differences.
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Sorry, did something of consequence happen? Cuz I’m pretty sure Idiocracy is here to stay.
Governor Gavin Newsom (@governor.ca.gov) reposted
California is getting safer. Homicides down 20% Robberies down 19% All within this year. And we're deploying CHP officers to more regions across the state to keep this momentum going.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social)
BINGO
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Wait, I thought all liberal women were hideous biker dykes.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Scary looking.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what they want, in a way. They don't do shit, don't contribute, keep grifitng while we take care of ourselves.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social)
They don't fire people and they don't resign.
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I reject violence, but I do think it will come from Trump.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think they have a bottom, so I doubt this "cratering" copium.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you on Team Putin, too? Jeezus...
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social)
Pound for pound, this post is one of the shittiest on this app. Fuck this person. Either ridiculing paid employees making a living or people trying to eek out any shred of fun in this shit life.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social)
RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN FUUUUUUCK
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social)
RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN FUUUUUUCK
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ITS ON PURPOSE YOU FUCKING DUMMY HES RUINING AMERICA ON PURPOSE WAKE THE FUCK UP
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
COPIUM PLEASE STOP
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Democratic weakness started with him. McConnell ROBBED that man blind.
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🙏🏽
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social)
They don’t give away power. Haven’t we seen this enough? They don’t resign.
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I think those are related.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they though?
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Kanye’s a nazi now.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a task.
Dan Baldassarre (@evornithology.bsky.social) reposted
When will the pile of dead kids be big enough?
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
I expect nothing from you.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Very helpful now for Joe to be calling him out.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social)
I tune these shootings out. Didn’t even know there was one.
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The counter theory I see to this is “that’s why they (billionaires) are rigging it all now, the figurehead can’t lose power, regardless of magnetism” - we’ll see.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Constituent at Rep. Mark Alford's (R-MO) town hall: "You need to take your head out of Trump's ass!"
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Copium is the term. Remember how his posture was a sign of impending Alzheimer’s? That was like 8 years ago.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
I kinda feel the Trump family will make a play for power. Hand all this to Vance? No.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you engagement farming me? Most of the top 10 most violent cities are red. Don’t expect the Guard there though.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe he is racist, yes. There is lots of evidence of that (notably from his time as a landlord in NY). I saw Black and Hispanic men respond to the macho “alpha” messaging put out. I suspect Kamala’s gender also shaved a lot of votes from Dems. And now he is occupying black neighborhoods in DC
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I’m saying all cities have crime but he is targeting blue ones. To deploy the guard & federal agents will certainly drive crime down as people stay inside. But that’s not a real result, it’s suppression by extreme enforcement - can’t do that in every city all the time.
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2nd question answer is marketing and propaganda. #Blaxit & campaigns like that. I don’t believe he ever had the documents. Bondi was AG in Florida during much of the case. Acosta buried some charges for Epstein, then got promoted by Trump. It’s possible they don’t exist & were always a Trump cudgel
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
I try to start with Trump’s obvious involvement with Epstein and I get 🤣 or silence. Everyone wants less taxes, but they seem to think only a racist pedo can do that.
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Fight like a MAGAt or become one.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Then why brag about DC “no crime.” The logical next step is another blue city, then another… Also, GOP always said the economy would fix homelessness, so why arresting them?
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Some. The guy I argue with most is fully onboard with bombing Gaza til no one left. And he won’t acknowledge Epstein at all. So fuck his amoral maga ass.
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This new version won’t last either. Hooters never changed their hiring policy, they just aren’t an attractive employer to most “hot” young women. So they hire normal women, and their customer base bails cuz that’s *the product* - it’s a doom loop based on hot 20-something supply.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem isn’t the vision, it’s a continuous supply of young, attractive women in every community that want to be ogled at. At some point they hire normal women and the whole thing falls apart cuz there’s nothing else there.
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While I agree there is room for bikes, most neighborhoods in America are not navigable for the average family and the range of tasks they have to do each day by bike. This arrogant cyclist should STFU.
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Do you mean tweeting? Cuz the parks are already fucked. Dems are such impotent fucking pussies. And it’s too late now. Y’all “went high” and now we’re cooked. FUCK.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
People who cheer for the bombing of children in Gaza are not redeemable. Even I was on Israels side for a bit. No longer. I can’t associate with people like that. Same for antiscience, antivaxx. It’s a level of idiocy I won’t forgive.
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The logical end here is a full occupation of the entire country, indefinitely. Which is not logical. Trump’s an idiot.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social)
Seems like trump feels pretty good about the Epstein stuff. Seems to be back to his usual lies and threats.
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Oof, maybe. But Madonna laid out the path. From the gay NY dance clubs to the movie crossovers.
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She’s a good performer. For sure.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything he dies backfires. That’s why the guard is occupying DC.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
How about in urban zones? I don’t want to drive 30 on a country road for sixty miles, or try to escape fires at 25 mph while my neighborhood burns.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
And @schiff.senate.gov will be sure to vote with them.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m the only human on earth that thinks she’s a formulaic Madonna reheat.
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They care about papers with words on them?
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social)
#FIFA is an extraordinarily corrupt organization. They may prefer it here.
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Fuck Pedo47
Barbara Neuhoff (@barbaraneuhoff.bsky.social) reposted
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re pretty sure which one.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Because they’re making it up as they go. That’s “why now.”
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shut up.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s Schumer 2 the Sequel: Electric Twetaroo
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a FB page that gets decent traction. This is also my profession (digital marketing). It’s all I got.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pushing this establishment suit to fucking FIGHT.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven’t seen anything different from Schumer 2 than any other year. He’s a senator. He shouldn’t be only speaking at another politician’s event. He should be sabotaging Trump at EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TURN. But he’s already voted MAGA several times.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly, and unfortunately flaccid politicians like Schiff don't seem to get it yet. He's still in the "mean tweets" phase as tanks drive around our streets.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
You're LUCKY Gavin is proving an example. Don't fuck this up Schumer 2. Your tired, establishment approach is going to get Americans killed. Stop tweeting and do something, follow Gavin.
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FUCK ICE OUTTA CALIFORNIA
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re kind of a dick. I’ll vote for whoever the fuck I want. Thanks.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
If we get painted as the “pink hair, illegal” party again we’re never gonna get power back - not for the 10 trans athletes, not for immigrants or anyone else but white christians.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Buttigieg, maybe.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
And trans soldiers off their retirement.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Right now Newsom. I’d vote for Newsom, Buttigieg, or even Bernie/AOC. I can’t do an establishment “high road” loser again. They’re losers. Obama too. It’s a new world and slick willy shit don’t cut it. Jugular shit now.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. That’s pretty much it. I think I’m saying “I get it, emotionally, why this is a big issue for some” - an anon meditation on my experience, relative to the national discussion. Punch nazis.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus, this is an 800 year old bullshit religious power play, so… in a way I kinda don’t care either way. But it looks like genocide from where I’m standing.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Well now you’re just being silly - that’s a shoe-in. He likes ‘em legal, tho. Big sticking point for my morals.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
And they may never. We’d still be in Germany and Vietnam if that was the pretense for continuing war. I supported Israel for awhile. I don’t anymore. And Netanyahu’s dictatorial partnership with Trump is a fully red flag for basic decency.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Reform to the binary sports system seems to be the only logical solution. I support trans rights, trans soldiers, trans healthcare. I’m being EXTREMELY honest in this conversation, about how I felt in the moment. To her credit my daughter said “I don’t care” and pretty much boomered me…
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems more realistic, yes. And yes, perhaps American-raised mixed-race athletes from a first world population of 300 million should be in another league than a team of Mayan athletes from a small third world nation. lol USA! USA!
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Because they are a tiny dog getting kicked by a pack of well fed giant dogs. Why doesn't Israel stop? They've clearly won, killed more than were taken on that terrible day.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve simply acknowledged, as a dad, this experience cause emotions. I don’t think it’s fair to say “they’re the same!!” If all genders are equally physical then do away with gendered sports and let everyone try out.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Later I believe I acknowledged I didn’t know. This is 5 months old.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
I come from a family that has multiple evolutionary biologists. Saying there ARENT differences is pseudo-science. Science has proven human males are bigger. There are countless natural differences in typically developed humans. How about get ride of gendered sports?
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesse Owens did not change his color. I struggle to validate this comparison.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
You don’t know that either.
Rep. Spicoli (D-CA) (@jefespicoli.bsky.social) reply parent
No, there isn’t.