Jeffrey Harlan
@jeffreyharlan.com
Barista by evening, author & editor by night. Not a morning person. USAF vet, former SpEd paraprofessional, security guard. Member ALLi & SFWA. Married to @meganeharlan.com Follow me on Mastodon: https://writing.exchange/@harlander
created November 15, 2024
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🧙♀️ Killy Witches 🎃👻 (@tillybridges.bsky.social) reposted
y’all know what one of the first nazi book burnings was right? y’all know why they did it y’all know trans people were one of their first targets and even the ALLIES left us in the camps when liberating everyone else y’all see what’s right in front of you, right?
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
More likely an OTF font on the original document, which includes ligatures like the ff in question, while the printer was probably using the TTF version, which doesn't include ligatures.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
And this is why you embed your fonts in your PDF files before they go to the printer. And also why you check everything on your proofs with a fine-toothed comb and an electron microscope.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Also, AI was put in a sandbox and fed made up data to mirror a corporate environment. When emails started coming in about turning the AI off or switching to a different one, it started sending blackmail emails.
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Between RFK decimating the CDC, normalizing Ashli Babbitt & the umpteenth school shooting... I'm losing the will to post. #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Did I mention ICE arresting firefighters who were LITERALLY fighting a massive fire at the time of their arrest? 🔥 #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
Megan Piontkowski illustration (@meganpiont.bsky.social) reposted
New "How to Report ICE" zines up today for free printable download! California (by county/area) Chicago Colorado DC Metro Area (DMV) Massachusetts North Carolina Triangle Area NYC Philly Pittsburgh Portland, OR St. Louis Metro Area Washington State Please share! drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Already has
Patrick Vallely (@pjvphotography.bsky.social) reposted
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
"If every author in the class filed a claim, industry advocates warned, it would "financially ruin" the entire AI industry." Well, then find a business model that doesnt rely on theft. "it paved the way for any AI company to simply fold when facing such substantial damages" See point 1
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Same. I also religiously back up my ebooks. And I sell my books with no DRM, because if you buy it, you should own it.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
"If every author in the class filed a claim, industry advocates warned, it would "financially ruin" the entire AI industry." Well, then find a business model that doesnt rely on theft. "it paved the way for any AI company to simply fold when facing such substantial damages" See point 1
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
"If every author in the class filed a claim, industry advocates warned, it would "financially ruin" the entire AI industry." Well, then find a business model that doesnt rely on theft. "it paved the way for any AI company to simply fold when facing such substantial damages" See point 1
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
"If every author in the class filed a claim, industry advocates warned, it would "financially ruin" the entire AI industry." Well, then find a business model that doesnt rely on theft. "it paved the way for any AI company to simply fold when facing such substantial damages" See point 1
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
In memory of my grandmother, Darlene Mae Rodgers (nee Phillips, 1934-2025), as she is laid to rest.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
"If every author in the class filed a claim, industry advocates warned, it would "financially ruin" the entire AI industry." Well, then find a business model that doesnt rely on theft. Full disclosure, yes, I'm a member of the class.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
"If every author in the class filed a claim, industry advocates warned, it would "financially ruin" the entire AI industry." Well, then find a business model that doesnt rely on theft. "it paved the way for any AI company to simply fold when facing such substantial damages" See point 1
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
This International Dog Day, I celebrate my little buddy, Lucky. We brought him home from the shelter when he was 3 years old, and now he's 11 and living his best life. #dogs #RescueDogs
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"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
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Unless you're the crew of the USS Enterprise
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Tomorrow, the long-awaited pumpkin spice returns... Fortunately, I have the day off.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
My family got an Apple IIc when I was a kid. I first learned coding with BASIC on it. We later had a IIgs, then a 386 PC. After I left for college, I built my first PC. Not long after, I discovered Linux...
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Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Snowball is living up to his name #cats #Caturday #RescueCats
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
I'm dying here. Just had a customer come in, asking where his drink was. We never got any mobile orders for him. "I asked ChatGPT to order it for me and it said I could pick it up." #smdh #FuckAI
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
This is a really well-written, frequently darkly humorous deep dive into aspects of American history that are all-too-often overlooked in the American education system. #AmReading #History #Booksky
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Welcome ... to my MIND PALACE
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Just like the weatherman in LA named Dallas Raines.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Megan and I took a trip for our 10th #anniversary, recreating a similar trip we took when we got engaged. We also visited the California Academy of Sciences in Golden Gate Park. 3/3
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Megan and I took a trip for our 10th #anniversary, recreating a similar trip we took when we got engaged. 1/3Megan and I took a trip for our 10th #anniversary, recreating a similar trip we took when we got engaged. Our first stop: Bass Lake, near Yosemite, where her uncle lives. 1/3
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Megan and I took a trip for our 10th #anniversary, recreating a similar trip we took when we got engaged. Our next stop: San Francisco. While there, we visited the house where the exterior shots for Full House were filmed, and Megan posed with one of her paintings at her aunt's house 2/3
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Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Quote with a fantasy being that's NOT a vampire or werewolf
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Utinni!
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Yeah, this is prelude to her forthcoming obituary. Note that Epstein also died in prison under Trump's watch.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
My Freewrite auto-saves *and* auto-backs-up to my Dropbox. I have Scrivener set up to do the same. All the files I work with, in fact, (covers, interior layouts, etc) are in a folder that automatically syncs to my cloud storage.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Mary: *finally gets the baby to sleep* TFK: What this kid needs is a drum solo.
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Here's a drawing I did for the cover of my novelette "Revelations." This is the Protectorate, a team of young superheroes from Las Vegas.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
I also made this one
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
I cant express my momentary excitement followed a split second later by utter disappointment when I read the program for Comic-Con and saw that David Mack would be there. "Oh, hey!... oh, right."
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Advertise your account with a gif
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Post an Archer
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Ugh. So glad I got the hell out of there as soon as Musk bought it.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
It almost feels sacrilegious running a Windows VM on my Linux system, but it's the only way i can get the Affinity suite to run reliably. #Linux #Windows #computers #RaspberryPi
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Handed a bunch out at Comic-Con, too
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
I printed up a ton of bookmarks to advertise my last book, so I just use one of those
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Whiskey Tango Alpha Foxtrot
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
I read years ago where someone got his mom a kindle and she used it as a bookmark
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Times like those, I'm glad I'm asocial enough that I don't even always reply to texts, let alone unsolicited chat invitations...
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I never saw the third Fantastic Beasts movie because of this. Also, I never played the new game, or bought any licensed merch, and I will not be watching the new series when it releases. Any support of the franchise goes to her bank, and then to fund orgs that actively seek to harm trans people.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
If you see this, post a #castle 🏰
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
I mean... they already have a CGI Watchtower class asset from the TOS remaster....
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Also, be aware of the proper spelling.
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Disabled vet with jacked up knees. Slip-on shoes are a godsend.
🌚Sam (SK Kelley)🌝 🔜 RCCC (@skkelleywrites.bsky.social) reposted
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Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Or: Odo led the Founders and the Dominion into a series of reforms, culminating in removing the white addiction and allowing the subject races to procreate naturally
Judy Sutherland (@judy9.bsky.social) reposted
This should be fun. Given the state of the world it feels slightly tone deaf to write about fun. But I’m grateful for writers and creatives who give us hope for a better future.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Comic-Con Day Three! The train was a bit crowded...
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Comic-Con Day Two: It has begun! #SDCC ##SDCC2025 #Authors #IndieAuthors
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Comic-Con Day Two: It has begun! With: @meganeharlan.com #SDCC ##SDCC2025 #Authors #IndieAuthors
Steve Lieber RCCC B-11 (@stevelieberart.bsky.social) reposted
www.comicsbeat.com/sdcc-25-what...
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
We're at Comic-Con! #SDCC #SDCC2025 #ComicCon
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
And that doesn't even touch on him being Krasnov
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Megan (@meganeharlan.com) and I were discussing adding pages to her book and I got a picture in my head that I just HAD to sketch out #cats #authors #IndieAuthors #artists
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
I prefer Il Dookie
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Yes, I will be among those cool things/people. I have books needing autographs, dagnabit.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Megan says I need this #authors #IndieAuthors
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
A Zardoz double feature? Dammit, I'm in.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
The first draft of page 1 of Megan's (@meganeharlan.com) new book, The Mischievous Kitten, is done #cats #authors #IndieAuthors
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
I MUST KNOW WHAT THE NEIGHBORS ARE DOING #cats
Dr. Davey F. Wright ⛏️🦕🧬 (@daveyfwright.bsky.social) reposted
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Maybe they ducked out not because they were caught having an affair, but because they were caught at a Coldplay concert.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Maybe they ducked out not because they were caught having an affair, but because they were caught at a Coldplay concert.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Meanwhile, I went back and remade a bunch of my old memes with HD screenshots...
Indie Book Spotlight (@bookspotlight.bsky.social) reposted
Seann, or: a Wretched Beast (@seannb.bsky.social) reposted
Are you an indie author selling a horror or dark fantasy book on Itch? I'm putting a sales bundle together for August, and I want YOUR books for it! Sign up here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... #books #indiebooks #itchio #ebooks #horrorwriters #fantasywriters
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
I've deleted all Meta and Amazon apps (don't steal my books, and dont treat your workers like slaves) so I didn't realize they'd made it so hideous.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Just gotta comment on one of those headlines... "radical reinvention of Superman's parents." Clearly, someone hasn't cracked open a comic in several decades (if ever). This is not that new a concept.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
A graphic novel, but this guy probably thinks he found a cheat code to the next War and Peace or Lord of the Rings.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
Or just do something quick and simple like I did
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
See you there! #SanDiego #ComicCon #SDCC #SDCC2025
Rebecca Solnit (@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social) reposted
And today I wrote about the overthrow of tyrants.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Name a film from the 1960s.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Im not saying Lucky is Krypto, but I've never seen him and Krypto in the same place at the same time... #dogs #Superman #Krypto #RescueDogs
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Megan and I will be at Comic-Con this year! #SDCC #ComicCon #Authors #IndieAuthors
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Playing with Krita on my tablet. I'd like to transition to a digital workspace for my artwork. #art #Krita #drawing #comics
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com) reply parent
I remember this episode of Doctor Who. Keep your eyes peeled for the Cybermen that he's colluding with in exchange for getting to be left in charge of the planet once they've finished mining it for resources.
Jeffrey Harlan (@jeffreyharlan.com)
Dusty says thank you for all the birthday wishes and wishes I hadn't reminded her that 19 is equivalent to 92 in humans. #cats
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Me and the boys