But here I go again, mixing drinks and messages. Stubborn, petty and gay | Mostly theater shitposting and general complaining | Opinions are my own and are objectively correct | 6’4” ♉️🏳️🌈🚩🦖🎭🎧🌮🍺🥃🌶✈️
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OMG I saw “that boring play” in London where it was also boring. I will let you know how I react. TBH I think my Taurus is going to come out and call it overpraised regardless but I’m willing to give it a go!
I’m considering going to see Jaws in IMAX this weekend. I’ve actually never seen it because my mom is *terrified* of sharks and then I just never caught it as an adult. Been on the ride at Universal Studios though!
Apparently some country restaurant and country singer? 🤷🏻♂️
I’m a white person who gives no shits about Cracker Barrel or Tayler swift’s engagement. Yes, we exist.
Ciara Renée is immensely talented and Gun & Powder was a much better title than Wanted so… I think maybe these producers are making questionable decisions?
Straight people: “How can I make this about ME?”
There’s a whole musical about her at Edinburgh Fringe
Let’s goooooooo!! I fucking love this show.
Referring to a mediocre breakfast restaurant as your culture and heritage is one of the whitest things I've ever read.
“But they came here illegally” ON GOD i don’t care
Absolutely phenomenal meal with my faves at Casa Susanna in the Hudson Valley. Will definitely be back!
@willyfrednyc.bsky.social making friends everywhere he goes
We went here and everyone knew you.
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
oh my god the entitled children who demand bootlegs as “accessibility” will be exponentially more insufferable. but this is great news for the sane and thoughtful youth who just want to know what A Doll’s Life is.
Every. Time.
Only 34 CHF!
He produces revivals too!
What if we did… NEW plays?! 🤯
I have a snack cabinet and a separate candy cabinet.
People posting about how they’ve never seen em dashes used before the rise of ChatGPT are really great at telling folks they’ve never read a book before.
Leftists love being able to scream "DO SOMETHING!" at Democrats from outside the room, but when a Democrat inside the room does something, suddenly they're all, "No, not that way!" They are gravel in our shoes.
Eh… Weapons was pretty disappointing tbh. I don’t think I can hide spoilers on Bluesky so I can’t give my take but I was pretty underwhelmed.
This is literally just the plot of Empire Records.
That first sip was soooooooooooo disappointing.
Welp. The second ingredient in Sanzo’s yuzu sparkling water is now lemon juice and they’ve sweetened it so… 🙃🙃🙃
Can’t stop @willyfrednyc.bsky.social when he sees durian in anything
Forgot to post the sushi and Clueless party at @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social with @willyfrednyc.bsky.social last night. I feel like such a bonehead! #AlamoParty
My sister and niece/nephews loved it. But yeah, it’s definitely a lot of people jockeying!
Santa, as he jubilantly approaches my Christmas stocking
Trust fund baby
You could also only hear the first five seconds of it before the cheering drowned it out so what’s even the point?
I really need people to understand that belting for the sake of belting is not impressive nor is it interesting. And also I will die on the hill that the phrase to emphasize in the bridge is “at last” not the word “home”.
What used to be The Onion headlines are now just normal headlines. Via @bencollins.bsky.social
"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
It might be him, I can’t tell! But the way that say “dollars” makes me laugh.
New Trivago commercials be like
Good, I should never have to see someone's feet without my consent.
Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo
But it *is* set in Chicago so that’s on brand.
Someday I hope to love anything as much as The Bear loves the smell of its own farts.
This so correct. Lost World is close to unwatchable. III is dumb but at least really fun.
OMG I actually do want to see that. Ugh she’s so good in everything.
The most insane and dangerous fetish in DC is bipartisanship.
Funny how no one has written "Is It Time To Shut The Fuck Up And Listen To Your Liberal Family Members Before It's Too Late? Especially Seeing As They've Been Right All Along"
I was talking about this with friends yesterday. I literally don’t know why these people even travel!
God I fucking hate white people. Americans are all like this too.
Poor baby no beans for breakfast
The red Yankees cap even has ‘47 on the side. Gets me every time.
This would 100% work on me though. xkcd.com/3113/
O’Hare about to become the most popular destination for bachelorette parties.
Also @jishywa.bsky.social is correct that Kerry Butler needs to take a leave from Heathers to play Meredith.
I assume you follow my social media closely.
100% exactly.
Everyone thinks they can just scale everything across mediums but they are different art forms with different needs!!
Also people who release the same content as both because it’s just two people telling for an hour are both the worst kinds of podcasts and the worst videos. It should be impossible to have a video version of your podcast because it should be a well-crafted audio experience.
This is exactly what the internet is for.
My current boomer opinion: podcasts are audio only. A video series (whether hosted on YouTube or Spotify or wherever) is something completely different.
idk how religious people do it because if my child died in a freak flood at a sleepaway camp and you told me that it was "just part of God's plan" I would go feral rip out your throat with my teeth.
The core problem appears to be that the NYT decided to double down on "we must be perceived as objective" rather than "we must report the truth." It's a losing game! The only way to be perceived as credible by the right is to amplify their lies and moral panics.
Great Comet really short-circuited these people's brains damn
IDK sounds like a Maybe Happy Ending viral marketing stunt to me.
Mayonnaise
It’s so worth it when you get back though!
249 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns
Yeah it’s definitely been going on for a while, I just resent having to do math when booking my theater ticket. It shouldn’t be that hard to know when it will start and be over.
We don’t even have a suitable theater for his latest stunt. That’s a fire escape, not a balcony honey.
Just one more reason to skip the theater 🤷🏻♂️
Grindr 🤝🏻 Gas stations
No, it’s about our democratic mayoral candidate haha
Guys, I get you’re excited, but he’s straight. You can stop with the theatrics.
Lucille Bluth “I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona” proves out empirically
As said in A Strange Loop, “the audience wants to know when they can go home.” Also some of us make reservations for after! So disrespectful of your audience’s time.
That was the original post! It’s been better for me lately but off-broadway really seems to be stretching past the acceptable max of 5-7 minutes.
Also we’re back to running time fraud - if your show is 105 minutes (not even counting the hold) DO NOT advertise it as 90!
Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.
Oh neat, London has a pub dedicated to flop Broadway musicals!
People don’t live where they work, “Wall St” is not even on Wall St anymore, and the population of Fidi is overwhelmingly young. Just an astonishingly stupid tweet. Phenomenal job.
yes.
And if I walk the wrong way at any point I might miss something important? (And will probably miss it anyway because I can’t fucking see anything?) No thanks. You’re the director, please give me the curated experience you want me to have.
LMAO $200 and a strict dress code including a mask? I am so out, babe.
I need this for when friends try to drag me out to Hell’s Kitchen.
You have to respect the commitment to the bit.
Wilfred is a better man than I - that sticker was a wad in my pocket 15 seconds after someone tried to gunk up my phone cameras.
Censorship!! #NoKings #Cabaret #KitKatClub
“What you need to have is an idea that makes your strip special”
Also it’s Friday the 13th during Pride so be careful! Demon twinks will be at their most powerful tonight.
Happy Pride!
Here’s your updated, objectively correct ranking of the consecutive Best Musical winners @jishywa.bsky.social and I have seen on broadway. Though I reserve the right to revisit the MHE/Fun Home ranking upon further reflection.
Happy Pride from the queerest family there is
Not even summer and it’s already too hot 😞
Ban street parking. Block off more streets for pedestrians.
